FabSwingers.com forum: Eyesight

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A quick nosey poll on behalf of Sydney University good folks:

Describe your visual status if you would be so kind.

I’m a bit short sighted in my right eye and long sighted in my left.

Over to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very short sighted in both eyes, but my left is the worst. X

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

Generally awful, can't even get a driving license.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect vision x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mildly long sighted. I just hold things away from my face

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Very short sighted in one eye, extremely short sighted in the other eye. Astigmatism in both eyes. No long sightedness yet, probably 15-20 years off if my family are anything to go by.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Slightly short sighted (I think, I get them mixed up - I can read fine but things in the distance are a bit blurry) in both eyes, but the lowest prescription

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I use reading glasses if the text is tiny and there’s not enough light.

But mainly so I can take them off when I look someone squarely in the eye and look sincere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left eye is lazy. Right eye,short sighted.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I use reading glasses if the text is tiny and there’s not enough light.

But mainly so I can take them off when I look someone squarely in the eye and look sincere

The eyes over the glasses with a raised eyebrow is a look

I can't see, but I know how contemptuous I look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly short sighted. Over to somebody else

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

perfect vision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea if I’m long or short sighted but I’m supposed to wear glasses. I’ve got quite a bad astigmatism apparently … I am needing my specs more and more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did have 20/20 vision in both eyes but I now have something called ADEMA in both eyes but badly in my right eye which is down to about 20% vision now.

My eye specialist injected my right eye last Tuesday but it’s not improved which is a fucker but I’m back to him in three weeks so hopefully he will try another injection.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Very short sighted.

If I took my glasses off, I’d need directions to the correct hole

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Sadly I’m mildly both long and short sighted in both eyes.. more so the left. I’m blaming that on my poor judgement

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Left is a lazy eye and very little vision from birth, right vision is getting progressively worse... Yay! Fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mildly long sighted. I just hold things away from my face

I need longer arms.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Sadly I’m mildly both long and short sighted in both eyes.. more so the left. I’m blaming that on my poor judgement

So I’m in with a chance if I stand to your left?

Good to know

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Blind as a bat lol mrs m x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"perfect vision

Sometimes a curse no?

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Quite short sighted, worse in my right eye. Also got glaucoma, damage to visual field in both eyes but thankfully the blind spots don't overlap so I have full field of vision with both eyes and have passed DVLA's vision test. Glaucoma currently stabilised with 4 lots of eye drops!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I'm just about blind without my specs. I've made a couple of embarrassing blunders when I haven't been wearing them.

Mrs

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

20/20

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Sadly I’m mildly both long and short sighted in both eyes.. more so the left. I’m blaming that on my poor judgement

So I’m in with a chance if I stand to your left?

Good to know

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Have the feeling I may need reading specs in a few more years

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Equally short sighted in both eyes.

Wear glasses 99% if the time now, 1% contacts.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm short sighted. I also have an astigmatism, more so in my left eye. My night vision is kinda naff as a result.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short sighted with astigmatism in one eye so bad that you can physically see that my eyes are different shapes by looking at me. I'm a lopsided monster lol!

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By *his_Kitty_ScratchesWoman
over a year ago

WSM

Really really shortsighted

can’t see more than a foot away without my glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it this way I need my glasses to read Fab on my phone. And see the smaller willies

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Quite long sighted in both eyes. Astigmatism in my left eye. Two lazy eyes, so my eyes point in the same direction but go cross eyed really easily, and anything too close to my eyes hurts me when they try to focus, and makes me go cross eyed.

Blindfolds during sex make that problem disappear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was medley short sighted and had laser surgery about 13 years ago. My distance eyesight is still at 20/20 but recently started to struggle with reading so now have reading glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short sighted full time glasses wearer

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Long and short sighted in both eyes. Everything is slightly fuzzy when I take my glasses off. I also wear hearing aids, so I can't hear much when I take them out!

Mrs NC

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I need to wear glasses...especially to read!

I can't remember the diagnosis of what eyes what!

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

Visually I feel I’m quite appealing in that I have 2 eyes, which is incidentally higher than the average number.

- John

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Left eye, was best for long distance and reading.

Right eye, always bad for long distance and reading, I could read hallmarks with it once.

Now, left eye has got a catatract, just waiting for the operation date to come in the post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short sighted but I can't cope without my glasses on anymore, plus my glasses are super cool so

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I have perfect eyesight, but I could do with slightly longer arms as I can’t quite hold things far enough away to read them properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god, short sighted, long sighted as astigmatism.

I wear glasses for driving and watching the telly. I could do with those bi focal things but I refused....

I have to wear my glasses for driving at night, have no spatial awareness or depth perception without them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have really good eyesight but I think a recent accident that saw my eyebrow stitched up may have affected it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short sighted in both and slight astigmatism, so glasses or contact wearer here

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Short sighted

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Short sighted

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Small long sighted prescription with a small astigmatism that's never really changed throughout my years. Lovely presbyopia is creeping in so needing them more for the computer and close work now

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

20/20

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Extremely short sighted with an astigmatism. -9.5 right and -9 left

I really should have gone for varifocals last time too.

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

I'm short sighted in both (left is the worser one out of the two and Mr is long sighted and his right is the worser out of his xT

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Blind as a bat without my glasses

Readers for screen work

Varifocals for normal (that I seem to have on most of the time)

Prescription sunglasses when I’m in the car during daylight

My eyesight is definitely deteriorating

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

On the bright side...I look great to people when they take their glasses off

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Varifocally challenged

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

can't see much without my shop bought 2.50 magnifying glasses

really need to see an optician lol

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

My vision is perfect, mr on the other hand is long sighted in one eye, short sighted in the other and has an astigmatism in both.

Putting his glasses on feels like I have just necked a bottle of gin.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Very short-sighted but improving slightly according to my most recent eye test

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"My vision is perfect, mr on the other hand is long sighted in one eye, short sighted in the other and has an astigmatism in both.

Putting his glasses on feels like I have just necked a bottle of gin. "

...that could make for a cheap night

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Supposed to wear them for concentration tasks. So definitely a must for looking at boobs on here.

TV, night driving, computer.

Not an eye term, can't remember what that is, but my racking focus is getting a bit worse.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Just reading glasses old age x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Had an eye test eyesight is ok xx my eyes change colour from brown to purple to plum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god, short sighted, long sighted as astigmatism.

I wear glasses for driving and watching the telly. I could do with those bi focal things but I refused....

I have to wear my glasses for driving at night, have no spatial awareness or depth perception without them

Its so scary. I actually can't drive in the dark anymore, I honestly can't see!!! As for rain in the dark, forget about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short sighted in both, right sightly worse. Been noticing the onset of longsightedness recently meaning I'm officially old.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Still stumble across the odd pair of beer goggles affecting the eyesight of a late evening...

...always loose them by morning again though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently have no glasses as my dog kindly chewed them up.. eyesight questionable

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Still stumble across the odd pair of beer goggles affecting the eyesight of a late evening...

...always loose them by morning again though

“I’ve never been to bed with an ugly person. But I’ve woken up with a few”

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Still stumble across the odd pair of beer goggles affecting the eyesight of a late evening...

...always loose them by morning again though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long sighted can’t see fuck all up close without my glasses

…don’t wear them for driving or anything else though

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I had an eye test last week and have perfect vision thus far in life

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By *ceKweenWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

There is a saying… light at the end of the tunnel… that’s me

I’m now sight impaired… due to a condition called retinitis pigmentosa (hereditary).

Night blindness/ tunnel vision it can be called as well.

Basically my peripheral vision is deteriorating so my mates and colleagues can have fun watching me walk into wet floor signs or trip over feet

I won’t let it stop me going out and about and visiting clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little short sighted

Glasses suit me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a lazy eye they doht work as a pair.

With glasses my right eye is dominant.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Currently have no glasses as my dog kindly chewed them up.. eyesight questionable

Oh in that case you might get my best chat up line then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be 20/20 up until a year ago.

Now longsighted.. can’t read anything on my phone without glasses but can read a number plate from a mile off.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I'm short sighted so I wear glasses to drive and to watch films at the cinema.

Everything else I just use my zoom function (I walk closer).

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

A lazy eye which seems to be getting worse as the years go by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone else fake a eye test at primary school so they could get glasses which in turn caused damage and now can't see anything without glasses

No? Just me then

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Astigmatism in both, and Irlen syndrome , but generally ok, although I swear I can feel my eyes getting worse day by day! Got to love the ageing process haha

Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone else fake a eye test at primary school so they could get glasses which in turn caused damage and now can't see anything without glasses

No? Just me then

I faked an eye test regularly as I wanted glasses.. fuckers never fell for it though.. I also wanted to break a leg so I could have a cast & crutches.. that never happened either (yes I was weird, cue me tempting fate & breaking my leg tomorrow

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Did anyone else fake a eye test at primary school so they could get glasses which in turn caused damage and now can't see anything without glasses

No? Just me then

I can lend you some crutches

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Specs since the age of seven. 10 years ago I needed two sets of glasses. One for reading and the other for driving. Due to short sightedness.

Tried contact lenses 40 years ago. Couldn't get on with them. - Unless d*unk. Just wanted to scratch my eyes out as soooo itchy.

Would never wear contacts now. After reading that they are the worst thing imaginable for your eyes. Just a breeding ground for bacteria.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pleasingly short sighted in both, astigmatism in my left eye.

Worn specs since I don't know when. Other half prefers me with them on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"perfect vision

Sometimes a curse no?

I mean yes

Can’t unsee what’s been seen x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short sighted since pregnancy. I had perfect vision before kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A quick nosey poll on behalf of Sydney University good folks:

Describe your visual status if you would be so kind.

I’m a bit short sighted in my right eye and long sighted in my left.

Over to you

I can’t see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A quick nosey poll on behalf of Sydney University good folks:

Describe your visual status if you would be so kind.

I’m a bit short sighted in my right eye and long sighted in my left.

Over to you

I can’t see you

Who said that?

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