FabSwingers.com forum: Sandwich Question

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes, a bit random but:

How long do you take to prepare your favourite filling sandwich?

I was pondering this last night (I’m a very interesting sort see) and concluded that due to being a greedy sod, I always rush mine in order to get it in my mouth as quickly as possible.

Can you please describe in salacious detail what you put in your sandwich to?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Same as you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter bread.

Open crisps.

Put crisps on bread.

Eat it.

The end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you cut then into triangles or rectangles though??

I just love sandwiches, the less filling the better but you have to have at least two fillings. Cheese and pickle or ham and cucumber. Love ham salad but it's a faff to make

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Do you cut then into triangles or rectangles though??

I just love sandwiches, the less filling the better but you have to have at least two fillings. Cheese and pickle or ham and cucumber. Love ham salad but it's a faff to make "

Ohhh triangles always - scientifically proven (well sort of….) to taste better

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

cornedbeef and pickle, cut into triangles, white bread

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Butter bread.

Open crisps.

Put crisps on bread.

Eat it.

The end

That’s the spirit

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Cheese and onion xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butter bread.

Open crisps.

Put crisps on bread.

Eat it.

The end

The correct answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely eat sandwiches, if I am making them, it's usually a quick crisp one, or banana... So not too long to make

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The reason I was pondering this is that I’ve observed some folk really take their time and lovingly insert multiple ingredients.

I’m just greedy and go for basics and raw speed

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"The reason I was pondering this is that I’ve observed some folk really take their time and lovingly insert multiple ingredients.

I’m just greedy and go for basics and raw speed

Raw cheeky

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Cheese and onion xx"

Raw onion gorgeous? It’s very good for you….but I won’t kiss you straight afterwards

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Grab two slices of bread, slap in ham, eat.

Getting the ham from the fridge is the longest part of the process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you cut then into triangles or rectangles though??

I just love sandwiches, the less filling the better but you have to have at least two fillings. Cheese and pickle or ham and cucumber. Love ham salad but it's a faff to make

Ohhh triangles always - scientifically proven (well sort of….) to taste better

Agreed, do you cut them again so you have 4 little triangles instead of two big ones. If I'm feeling posh I cut mine into 4

When my son was small he used to get upset if I cut his sandwich into squares because apparently he used to say that triangle sandwiches meant I loved him, square ones meant I didn't

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Cheese and onion xx

Raw onion gorgeous? It’s very good for you….but I won’t kiss you straight afterwards

Yes xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't make sandwiches. Ever.

I sometimes do a wrap.

Then it's always salad, vegan protein and mayo ....... mmmmmmmmmmmm sounds so good

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I don't make sandwiches. Ever.

I sometimes do a wrap.

Then it's always salad, vegan protein and mayo ....... mmmmmmmmmmmm sounds so good "

But your 66 why not order in

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Do you cut then into triangles or rectangles though??

I just love sandwiches, the less filling the better but you have to have at least two fillings. Cheese and pickle or ham and cucumber. Love ham salad but it's a faff to make

Ohhh triangles always - scientifically proven (well sort of….) to taste better

Agreed, do you cut them again so you have 4 little triangles instead of two big ones. If I'm feeling posh I cut mine into 4

When my son was small he used to get upset if I cut his sandwich into squares because apparently he used to say that triangle sandwiches meant I loved him, square ones meant I didn't

Oh yes indeed! Mini triangles are posh in my neck of the woods (well, I think so at least)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I don't make sandwiches. Ever.

I sometimes do a wrap.

Then it's always salad, vegan protein and mayo ....... mmmmmmmmmmmm sounds so good

But your 66 why not order in"

That's 66 - not ill, not dead, very fit, compos mentis ...... has fork, knife and bowl.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I don't make sandwiches. Ever.

I sometimes do a wrap.

Then it's always salad, vegan protein and mayo ....... mmmmmmmmmmmm sounds so good

But your 66 why not order in

That's 66 - not ill, not dead, very fit, compos mentis ...... has fork, knife and bowl."

Has teeth

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I do love a sandwich, but I'm rather particular....

Firstly, the bread has to be granary or multiseeded. I like the texture. And dry. No butter/marg/mayo etc. Nobody wants a floppy, sloppy sandwich, do they?

Then I'll take a few slices on Torchon ham, thinly shaved cucumber & a sliced boiled egg and layer them lovingly on said bread.

Cut into triangles.

Slip into mouth, chew.

Done x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You can 'slip' a quarter sandwich in ?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

There was this sandwich restaurant on the last series of Masterchef.

The amount of ingredients in each offering was immense and just looking at them caused me to salivate like one of Pavlov’s dogs.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You can 'slip' a quarter sandwich in ?"

Where

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I do love a sandwich, but I'm rather particular....

Firstly, the bread has to be granary or multiseeded. I like the texture. And dry. No butter/marg/mayo etc. Nobody wants a floppy, sloppy sandwich, do they?

Then I'll take a few slices on Torchon ham, thinly shaved cucumber & a sliced boiled egg and layer them lovingly on said bread.

Cut into triangles.

Slip into mouth, chew.

Done x"

Ah ha! A more intricate sandwich maker.

….And now I am feeling hungry….

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"You can 'slip' a quarter sandwich in ?"

I eat them with all the finesse of a crocodile gulping down its prey.

It really is quite a sight to behold

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"You can 'slip' a quarter sandwich in ?"

Granny, I can slip anything in if I want it enough

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I do love a sandwich, but I'm rather particular....

Firstly, the bread has to be granary or multiseeded. I like the texture. And dry. No butter/marg/mayo etc. Nobody wants a floppy, sloppy sandwich, do they?

Then I'll take a few slices on Torchon ham, thinly shaved cucumber & a sliced boiled egg and layer them lovingly on said bread.

Cut into triangles.

Slip into mouth, chew.

Done x

Ah ha! A more intricate sandwich maker.

….And now I am feeling hungry….

Come over! I'll give you a sandwich you won't forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And here was me thinking this was going to be a thread about sexual sandwiches

MMF, MFM, FMF - and who is the filling in the middle x

I got that wrong -

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m just greedy and go for basics and raw speed

Is this also your attitude to sex ?

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

"Butter bread.

Open crisps.

Put crisps on bread.

Eat it.

The end

Classy

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

in a savoury mood...

two slices of fresh tiger loaf

spread generously with low fat, low salt, Lurpak

slap in some quality ham, preferably drycure

add a little seedey mustard or mayonaisse

add a little thinly sliced cucumber

and consume.

In a sweet mood:-

Two doorsteps of fruit bread or Soreen

butter with anchor

add slices of banana

and pig out.

Maybe repeat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slice of bread, big dollop of whatever sandwich filler in the fridge that hasn't gone out of date, another slice of bread on top and squash until aforementioned spread is evenly distributed, eat.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m just greedy and go for basics and raw speed

Is this also your attitude to sex ? "

Madam - thou hath cut me to the bone with thy scornful statement

…..But yes

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I do love a sandwich, but I'm rather particular....

Firstly, the bread has to be granary or multiseeded. I like the texture. And dry. No butter/marg/mayo etc. Nobody wants a floppy, sloppy sandwich, do they?

Then I'll take a few slices on Torchon ham, thinly shaved cucumber & a sliced boiled egg and layer them lovingly on said bread.

Cut into triangles.

Slip into mouth, chew.

Done x

Ah ha! A more intricate sandwich maker.

….And now I am feeling hungry….

Come over! I'll give you a sandwich you won't forget

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"And here was me thinking this was going to be a thread about sexual sandwiches

MMF, MFM, FMF - and who is the filling in the middle x

I got that wrong - "

Ah sorry

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Are there any advances on more than three filling ingredients anyone?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Are there any advances on more than three filling ingredients anyone?

Well if I go to subway and they do me one, I'll have lots of meaty treats in there

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are there any advances on more than three filling ingredients anyone?

Tuna cucumbers sweetcorn x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Red salmon chives lettuce

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Egg mayo tomato Crest

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I love a full ploughman’s sandwich/roll - Cheese, pickle, tomato, lettuce, onion, ham and mayonnaise….but am too impatient to make one myself and can only muster the willpower to throw the cheese and pickle in before I have to devour it

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

The possibilities are almost endless.... I eat sandwiches most days.

Cheese and pickle on good homemade bread... takes five minutes tops

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Egg mayo tomato Crest "

Toothpaste ?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I like the foot long chicken and cheese thingyo’s from Subway

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Egg mayo tomato Crest

Toothpaste ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh crusty bread cut thick from the bakers.

Add freshly cooked Chicken Dippers.

Then some really thick hot gravy.

Whack the other slice of bread on and enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making a good sandwich is an art.

White crusty bread, roast chicken, crispy bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, a little onion and mayo (sometimes salad cream).

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Making a good sandwich is an art.

White crusty bread, roast chicken, crispy bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, a little onion and mayo (sometimes salad cream). "

Now that sounds like a lovingly and thoughtfully prepared sandwich!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Ham, cheese and pickle on white crusty bread with butter takes maybe 3 minutes as I have to cut the bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make a good sandwich. I’ve been known to post acre culinary recipes on here in the past.

Op, it can be an art. I can squeeze some Mayo between two slices and that will feed me, but I’d rather spend time making something that will satisfy my desire for good food than just my hunger.

Pastrami is one of my favourite filings, paired with honey roasted ham -accompanied with spicy rocket sweet chilli Mayo dressing, pickles (gherkins) and on slightly toasted think cut seeded bread. That’ll do me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-* think cut bread, it’s when you can’t decide on thick or thin. I meant thick.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I can make a good sandwich. I’ve been known to post acre culinary recipes on here in the past.

Op, it can be an art. I can squeeze some Mayo between two slices and that will feed me, but I’d rather spend time making something that will satisfy my desire for good food than just my hunger.

I am suddenly feeling very hungry again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two slices of rye bread about 1cm thick, English mustard, french torchon ham, fresh goat cheese, slices of a tomato. Toasted for about 2 mins.

Takes longer to prepare than eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby bel and marmite

Chicken, mayonnaise

Both on soft fresh sourdough.

Equivalent length of time, preparing and eating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick and easy

tiger bread, butter and two packs of Cheese and onion walkers crisps Boosh

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Today mine was chicken, bacon, egg and cheese with lettuce, tomato and mayo on toast. Took a bit of wrangling but it worked it's way down. About 20mins prep I reckon.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

At work I make many sandwiches and baguettesand wraps.

Ham, egg mayo, chicken slice, tuna mayo, theos chicken bbq or tandoori or tikka, cheese.

At home btl, avacado and marmite.

Doesn't take long

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Gosh, about 2 minutes maybe?

My favourite is crunchy peanut butter, mayonnaise and sliced pickled beetroot on thick buttered white bread. Cut in half lengthways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gosh, about 2 minutes maybe?

My favourite is crunchy peanut butter, mayonnaise and sliced pickled beetroot on thick buttered white bread. Cut in half lengthways."

Whole earth?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I very rarely eat sandwiches but when I do one of my husband and I's favourite is grated cheese, grated carrot, grated red onion all mixed together with salad cream, on fresh white bread with real salted butter. It makes flipping ages to make though.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Gosh, about 2 minutes maybe?

My favourite is crunchy peanut butter, mayonnaise and sliced pickled beetroot on thick buttered white bread. Cut in half lengthways.

Whole earth?

I actually prefer the sainsburys one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cornedbeef and pickle, cut into triangles, white bread"

YES Wakie32

I'm; white bread, butter, corned beef & picalli, cut into triangles

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"Gosh, about 2 minutes maybe?

My favourite is crunchy peanut butter, mayonnaise and sliced pickled beetroot on thick buttered white bread. Cut in half lengthways."

Have you tried salad cream and peanut butter ….delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gosh, about 2 minutes maybe?

My favourite is crunchy peanut butter, mayonnaise and sliced pickled beetroot on thick buttered white bread. Cut in half lengthways.

Whole earth?

I actually prefer the sainsburys one

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Oooo okay I’ll try that!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Gosh, about 2 minutes maybe?

My favourite is crunchy peanut butter, mayonnaise and sliced pickled beetroot on thick buttered white bread. Cut in half lengthways.

Have you tried salad cream and peanut butter ….delicious

No, I'll have to give it a go. Don't tend to buy salad cream so might have to raid my mum's

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Gosh, about 2 minutes maybe?

My favourite is crunchy peanut butter, mayonnaise and sliced pickled beetroot on thick buttered white bread. Cut in half lengthways.

Whole earth?

I actually prefer the sainsburys one

Oooo okay I’ll try that!

It's entirely possible I just have cheap taste. I also prefer supermarket brand mixed fruit jam to any of the posh stuff

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Gosh, about 2 minutes maybe?

My favourite is crunchy peanut butter, mayonnaise and sliced pickled beetroot on thick buttered white bread. Cut in half lengthways.

Have you tried salad cream and peanut butter ….delicious

Amen!

It is delicious

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Bread, pot noodle, bread, eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very lazy so my sandwich skills ain't much but it's always honest work.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"You can 'slip' a quarter sandwich in ?"

Oh …. Imagine doing that with someone you blindfolded first!! Oooo there’s an idea

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Mature cheddar, pickle, onions. If it takes more than five minutes you're doing it wrong.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Buy crab, remove white and brown meat, add pepper, mix white and brown meat, put inside sourdough bread, buttered thickly, open a bottle of cold pale ale, eat and drink on a sunny beach.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Kent

Oh... sorry, I thought this was a question on where was Sandwich

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Butter bread. Open lid on sauce bottle. Squirt. Splat slices together. Eat whole.

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Butter white bread with cheese and ham yummy

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Pop open a tin of tuna into a bowl. Add a generous squirt of salad cream followed by a dash of malt vinegar. Mix together thoroughly with a fork. Two slices of buttered bread, doesn't matter if white or brown to me. Empty bowl onto one slice of bread, spread out tuna & flatten. Apply top slice & cut diagonally. Add some sea salt & vinegar posh crisps on the side & enjoy.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Bake the bread

Cook the bacon.

Add brown sauce to the bread.

Add bacon.

Add more bacon.

Finish by adding more bacon.

Now it's ready to be eaten.

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