FabSwingers.com forum: Your Genitals.......

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Are not my genitals.

Neither are hers OR his......

Stop saying you know where the clitoris is and what to do with it .......

You'd make fucking LOUSY hairdressers.

Come in madam. Sit there. I know where your hair is and I know how you like it!!

NEXT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone rubbed you up the wrong way GC?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Someone rubbed you up the wrong way GC? "

Boom Boom ..... No ! I read too many posts by pussy monsters!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

The clitoris isn’t real, it doesn’t really exist. It’s like the Loch Ness monster, Atlantis or Jeremy Clarkson. Just made up for people to get annoyed about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The clitoris isn’t real, it doesn’t really exist. It’s like the Loch Ness monster, Atlantis or Jeremy Clarkson. Just made up for people to get annoyed about

This explains why I couldn't find Clarkson's Farm.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't even find your profile so there is no way I could find your clitoris

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What's that then ... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone rubbed you up the wrong way GC?

Boom Boom ..... No ! I read too many posts by pussy monsters!"

This reminded me of a traumatic product of my imagination..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I can't even find your profile so there is no way I could find your clitoris

They are in the same envelope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't even find your profile so there is no way I could find your clitoris

A-maze- ing! Search level- expert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't even find your profile so there is no way I could find your clitoris

They are in the same envelope."

Return to sender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are not my genitals.

Neither are hers OR his......

Stop saying you know where the clitoris is and what to do with it .......

You'd make fucking LOUSY hairdressers.

Come in madam. Sit there. I know where your hair is and I know how you like it!!

NEXT!"

How odd

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Are not my genitals.

Neither are hers OR his......

Stop saying you know where the clitoris is and what to do with it .......

You'd make fucking LOUSY hairdressers.

Come in madam. Sit there. I know where your hair is and I know how you like it!!

NEXT!

How odd"

What is odd ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are not my genitals.

Neither are hers OR his......

Stop saying you know where the clitoris is and what to do with it .......

You'd make fucking LOUSY hairdressers.

Come in madam. Sit there. I know where your hair is and I know how you like it!!

NEXT!

How odd

What is odd ?"

The whole quote

Maybe I just don’t get it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Well...I do know where the penis is.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

While I totally get what you're saying, not believing the clitoris is in the vagina or mixing it up with the urethra is a better start than some.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Are not my genitals.

Neither are hers OR his......

Stop saying you know where the clitoris is and what to do with it .......

You'd make fucking LOUSY hairdressers.

Come in madam. Sit there. I know where your hair is and I know how you like it!!

NEXT!

How odd

What is odd ?

The whole quote

Maybe I just don’t get it "

Maybe. But hey .... you look gorgeous in that towel sweet cheeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know where the clitoris is, I’m sure my mouth has something to say about that…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you mean I won’t moan or shake like a shitting dog when someone eats me out for hours?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"While I totally get what you're saying, not believing the clitoris is in the vagina or mixing it up with the urethra is a better start than some. "

True. I should give thanks for small mercies.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are not my genitals.

Neither are hers OR his......

Stop saying you know where the clitoris is and what to do with it .......

You'd make fucking LOUSY hairdressers.

Come in madam. Sit there. I know where your hair is and I know how you like it!!

NEXT!

How odd

What is odd ?

The whole quote

Maybe I just don’t get it

Maybe. But hey .... you look gorgeous in that towel sweet cheeks. "

Thank you babe

haha

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What you mean I won’t moan or shake like a shitting dog when someone eats me out for hours? "

I'm afraid not. ...

There's a lot that could be done in that time too

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Well...I do know where the penis is."

Yeah but ...... What Tom likes is different to what Dick likes is different to what Harry likes...... yada yada.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just love fab!

What’s a cliterous and does it have any relevance?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

But I do know where your clitoris is, at least to an accuracy of 10 metres.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I just love fab!

What’s a cliterous and does it have any relevance?"

It's just a little bit of skin on a woman that gets in your way poppet. x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"But I do know where your clitoris is, at least to an accuracy of 10 metres. "

Yeah. With the pigs ears in Tesco !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just love fab!

What’s a cliterous and does it have any relevance?

It's just a little bit of skin on a woman that gets in your way poppet. x "

Ah I am with you now. I can’t spell it so would have no idea where it lies?

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I'd be concerned if a hairdresser didn't know where a client's hair is

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