FabSwingers.com forum: How long should it take...........

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

for me to stop drinking coffee and do the cleaning I said I was going to start at half six this morning ?

Answers in minutes and seconds only......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

BTW........ I haven't sat here for four hours...

I've done 'things'

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

2 minutes 30 seconds. Anything longer is an indulgence.

However indulgence can be good sometimes

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"2 minutes 30 seconds. Anything longer is an indulgence.

However indulgence can be good sometimes

Who drinks a coffee in 150 seconds ?

( just demonstrating my maths skills there - bit of conversion - mucho turn on )

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

48 minutes and 5 secs Granny with all the procrastinating included

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

20 mins with a 10 min brake to call a cleaner and make yourself another coffee.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"48 minutes and 5 secs Granny with all the procrastinating included "

You're a very reasonable person.

That gives me time for a refill. It's free refills here too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 hour 3 min. Start at midday.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

30 seconds and 5 minutes

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

5 seconds.

That's how long it takes to open the Eufy app on my phone & start him cleaning.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"2 minutes 30 seconds. Anything longer is an indulgence.

However indulgence can be good sometimes

Who drinks a coffee in 150 seconds ?

( just demonstrating my maths skills there - bit of conversion - mucho turn on ) "

A coffee is a small drink, it’s not too hot either so shouldn’t take long to be enjoyed. Then you’re up and free to make the day your bitch

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"5 seconds.

That's how long it takes to open the Eufy app on my phone & start him cleaning. "

That is Vvaaccuumming not cleaning. I need a dusting down and a hot wash.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"2 minutes 30 seconds. Anything longer is an indulgence.

However indulgence can be good sometimes

Who drinks a coffee in 150 seconds ?

( just demonstrating my maths skills there - bit of conversion - mucho turn on )

A coffee is a small drink, it’s not too hot either so shouldn’t take long to be enjoyed. Then you’re up and free to make the day your bitch

So eloquently put...... you could be Shakesperian ifeth myth eyeth detheiveth me......

Make the day my bitch ..... onit my leech!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1 hour 3 min. Start at midday. "

I like this idea.

I'll nudge Compersion up by 15 mins .... and start mid day ..... bliss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 hour 3 min. Start at midday.

I like this idea.

I'll nudge Compersion up by 15 mins .... and start mid day ..... bliss. "

I think this morning is a write off already.

I have the same dilemma so thats my plan.

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By *lansman01Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Moseley/Glasgow

24hrs, endless procrastination

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"24hrs, endless procrastination"

Ground FAB day !

Death in a forum.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Masterbation not procrastinating, that's what I preach Granny.

Treat yourself to a little bit of "self love" and then get on with the cleaning...

If you follow my advice, you could be tackling your chores in 5 mins 27 seconds; if you don't, God knows, you may never get started and will be over run by grime and rats within a week.

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

depends on the size of the cup and if you are a sipper or like to give a long hard suck lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oi ..... i need to push a bit of dust...

Not power wash the walls !

We don't have rats..... I pay my council tax.

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

No more playing for time, 30 seconds and

I imagined you had a butler to these types of tasks, illusion shattered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recommend you finish the coffee, go outside your house for a moment then walk back in and make a start.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No more playing for time, 30 seconds and

I imagined you had a butler to these types of tasks, illusion shattered

It's the cleaning teams day off......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee? 30 mins. I timed it recently

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I recommend you finish the coffee, go outside your house for a moment then walk back in and make a start. "

Good idea. I'll finish this coffee at 12.

I'll stand by the back gate..... so the neighbours don't see my leg warmers.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

20 mins to go .......

Need to make a brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I have to tidy my house I get a take away mocha from the Costa machine, sit in the car on the drive to drink it and then go in and start tidying. If I sit down in the house on my day off I’m making an arse groove on the sofa.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Are you coughing on dust particles?

No? Then leave it and drink more coffee.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've been for a run.

Chopped a salad.

Cooked buckwheat and quinoa

Read some book.

Listened to a podcast or two

Done the dishes.

Wiped the tops.

But since I sat down for a coffee , I haven't shifted.

Main reason ...... I don't want to

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Give it at least 24 hours Granny; no point rushing these things

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Are you coughing on dust particles?

No? Then leave it and drink more coffee.

Excellent idea....... born of the right kind of attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 min. I'm holding the wee because of your toilet theories.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Give it at least 24 hours Granny; no point rushing these things

Such a sensible man. Knows where the clitoris is tooooooo I bet.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"5 min. I'm holding the wee because of your toilet theories. "

Did you read that NHS leaflet tho

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Give it at least 24 hours Granny; no point rushing these things

Such a sensible man. Knows where the clitoris is tooooooo I bet."

Yes indeedy

It’s just outside of Rochester isn’t it?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Give it at least 24 hours Granny; no point rushing these things

Such a sensible man. Knows where the clitoris is tooooooo I bet.

Yes indeedy

It’s just outside of Rochester isn’t it? "

I thought it was in the Garage

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

*gone cleaning*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*gone cleaning* "

Off to scary toilet ...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

45 mins cleaning. Break number 2.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"45 mins cleaning. Break number 2. "

46 minutes ago this comment, must be having a nap

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You still cleaning

Granny?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You still cleaning

Granny?"

No. I was mopping the kitchen when my friend came and said ....... coffee time ? N I said....... oh ffs..... okay then but don't walk on the kitchen floor......

So we had coffee..... n then I came in here... tsk

Place is spotless. Just don't look upstairs yet.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"You still cleaning

Granny?

No. I was mopping the kitchen when my friend came and said ....... coffee time ? N I said....... oh ffs..... okay then but don't walk on the kitchen floor......

So we had coffee..... n then I came in here... tsk

Place is spotless. Just don't look upstairs yet."

One room a day is more than enough Granny.

Well….in my book of extreme procrastination at least…

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I always say i'll do that but....... fun generally overtakes.....

So I do all rooms...... when I feel like it... but the loo and kitchen every day.. except for when I don't.

I remember when this was a sex site.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You still cleaning

Granny?

No. I was mopping the kitchen when my friend came and said ....... coffee time ? N I said....... oh ffs..... okay then but don't walk on the kitchen floor......

So we had coffee..... n then I came in here... tsk

Place is spotless. Just don't look upstairs yet."

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Is Granny asleep

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is Granny asleep "

No I went to the pub ( restaurant bit). It's Tuesday apparently.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Delegate. I'm sure Mrs Hinch is looking for more houses to clean for her YT channel or summat.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

She's awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Granny asleep

No I went to the pub ( restaurant bit). It's Tuesday apparently."

You’ve been out shagging really.. surely that’s your reward for a 1/2 day of cleaning?

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