FabSwingers.com forum: embarassed

By *akie32 OP Man
over a year ago

winchester

whats your most embarissing moment, mine was, i was staying in a hotel, away with work, on my own in the room so slept naked as i always do when not sharing a room with a work mate, anyway, woke up in the night needing a pee, half asleep wandered to the bathroom door, opened it and walked through, noticed how bright it was, i had only gone through the wrong door, now in the hall way naked and door self closed behind me, obviously didnt have the keycard, so had to go to recepcion to get a new one, trying to hide my bits, to be fair the lady at reception was no plussed and gave me a new card and never said a word.

she was serving breakfast in the morning, couldnt look her in the eye

so your turn

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By *akie32 OP Man
over a year ago

winchester

i cant be the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a long and distinguished list OP

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By *akie32 OP Man
over a year ago

winchester

"It’s a long and distinguished list OP

spill then

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

The sudden, awful dawning realisation that I was drinking a beer at 7am in the morning.

I had just flown for 23 hours to the other side of the world, and got to the hotel. It "felt" like it was evening time. I was shattered and needed sleep.

I cracked a beer from the minibar...and realised it was 7am.

I quite literally died inside.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I cracked a beer from the minibar...and realised it was 7am.

I quite literally died inside."

Did you die when you saw the price of the minibar beer ?

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I’ve got two, it’s impossible to choose between them:

When I was a student my best friend and myself had the two downstairs bedrooms. One cold day we were both in our respective beds when the gas man came to read the meter which was in my friend’s room. I let him in and we went and knocked on my friend’s door. She was taking a while to open it so we were making small talk. He commented on how cold it was out and I replied “it’s nice and warm in my bed”. Realised what I’d said as soon as the words came out and stood there mortified

I was working in Blackpool, one of the political

parties had their conference and the place was packed, loads of people sitting outside eating and drinking. I was walking along and tripped over, went sprawling along the pavement

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Did you die when you saw the price of the minibar beer ? "

Not far from it. Actually, I think the price of the minibar beer drove me to drink the beer from the minibar.

Sort of like a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Which is very sneaky marketing !

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicestershire

At the airport in India, the bag screening team wanted to open my bags because they spotted something odd (my battery powered butt plug) they asked me what it was before they started to open. I went deep red and blurted oh that’s nothing just my electric toothbrush- they bought that and let me through

One of my nine lives died that day

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