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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

shave your undercarriage?

Do you put one leg on the side of the bath or toilet?

Do you squat in the shower?

Do you get your partner to do it?

How do you get into those tight areas?

Well…… what do you do?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PS I’m not interested in those who cheat by getting a wax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PS I’m not interested in those who cheat by getting a wax

But I can tell you some very amusing waxing stories..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I shave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PS I’m not interested in those who cheat by getting a wax

But I can tell you some very amusing waxing stories..

No, I want to know how you shave your lips

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shave"

You do yours in the sink don’t you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I shave

You do yours in the sink don’t you

Bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shave, in shower with foot propped on side of bath. Ladies venus wet shave first then wet and dry electric shaver

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I sit on the floor of the shower and kinda lean back..... To get any rogue strays, I can briefly do the "John Wayne without his horse" impression to do a quick back & sides..... Standing for long periods is difficult, on one leg is impossible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shave

You do yours in the sink don’t you

Bath"

Ah, that’s what blocks your plug hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shave, in shower with foot propped on side of bath. Ladies venus wet shave first then wet and dry electric shaver

A leccy shaver, hhhhmmmm this is very interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sit on the floor of the shower and kinda lean back..... To get any rogue strays, I can briefly do the "John Wayne without his horse" impression to do a quick back & sides..... Standing for long periods is difficult, on one leg is impossible

Do you go with the grain or against it?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Step 1: One requires ones gonads to be tight to ones body so a sagging, relaxed scrotum will not do.

Spray a bit of cold on the old jewels and it will contract.

Step 2: Assume a horse riding stance (feet double shoulder width apart)

Step 3: Carefully (I repeat CAREFULLY) shave, manoeuvring one’s magic orbs so as to facilitate a good all over smoothness.

Be sure to join me next time when I will reveal the art of manual buttock parting and rectal shaving

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Do you go with the grain or against it? "

Really not sure re: the undercarriage grain. I can't see it to check the direction

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I get you to do it with garden shears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With great difficulty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shave, in shower with foot propped on side of bath. Ladies venus wet shave first then wet and dry electric shaver

A leccy shaver, hhhhmmmm this is very interesting

Gets it much smoother however, can't beat a bloke shaving a lady's downstairs but I've not got a partner

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I use my trusty STIHL FS560 C-EM, it’s never let me down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave with the direction of hair growth to get the majority of the hair off. Lots of short passes and wiping the razor after each pass.

Once done lather with hair conditioner and go over again with the razor, taking care to do a better job.

To get the dreaded labia majora without cutting anything I part the major and minora with two fingers and slightly squat or bend my leg outwards.

Keep passing my fingers over my vulva to make sure I've shaved all the hair I want to.

Get out, dried and realise there's the odd hair here and there and think fuck it. I'll get that on the next big shave.

Hope thats OK for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Step 1: One requires ones gonads to be tight to ones body so a sagging, relaxed scrotum will not do.

Spray a bit of cold on the old jewels and it will contract.

Step 2: Assume a horse riding stance (feet double shoulder width apart)

Step 3: Carefully (I repeat CAREFULLY) shave, manoeuvring one’s magic orbs so as to facilitate a good all over smoothness.

Be sure to join me next time when I will reveal the art of manual buttock parting and rectal shaving

I never knew you were a lady

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Step 1: One requires ones gonads to be tight to ones body so a sagging, relaxed scrotum will not do.

Spray a bit of cold on the old jewels and it will contract.

Step 2: Assume a horse riding stance (feet double shoulder width apart)

Step 3: Carefully (I repeat CAREFULLY) shave, manoeuvring one’s magic orbs so as to facilitate a good all over smoothness.

Be sure to join me next time when I will reveal the art of manual buttock parting and rectal shaving

I never knew you were a lady

Ooo bugger - I misread the thread

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Epilate and shave not at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you go with the grain or against it?

Really not sure re: the undercarriage grain. I can't see it to check the direction

You see I thought this would be something a lady would know when shaving down there. Do you give it a good feel to see if you missed a bit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get you to do it with garden shears

I don’t, I plaits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With great difficulty! "

I can imagine it being a hard job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shave, in shower with foot propped on side of bath. Ladies venus wet shave first then wet and dry electric shaver

A leccy shaver, hhhhmmmm this is very interesting

Gets it much smoother however, can't beat a bloke shaving a lady's downstairs but I've not got a partner

I don’t think I could trust anyone with a razor down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed the most important thing. A bobble to tie your hair up.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Do you go with the grain or against it?

Really not sure re: the undercarriage grain. I can't see it to check the direction

You see I thought this would be something a lady would know when shaving down there. Do you give it a good feel to see if you missed a bit?

Yeah and then swear loudly when a stray is identified

I have been known to check with a mirror if it's REALLY important.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I missed the most important thing. A bobble to tie your hair up. "

Short hair ftw!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use my trusty STIHL FS560 C-EM, it’s never let me down. "

You like the tickling sensation from the whip on yer bumhole don’t you?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I use my trusty STIHL FS560 C-EM, it’s never let me down.

You like the tickling sensation from the whip on yer bumhole don’t you?

How did you guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shave with the direction of hair growth to get the majority of the hair off. Lots of short passes and wiping the razor after each pass.

Once done lather with hair conditioner and go over again with the razor, taking care to do a better job.

To get the dreaded labia majora without cutting anything I part the major and minora with two fingers and slightly squat or bend my leg outwards.

Keep passing my fingers over my vulva to make sure I've shaved all the hair I want to.

Get out, dried and realise there's the odd hair here and there and think fuck it. I'll get that on the next big shave.

Hope thats OK for you? "

I think this needs to be your next video please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Step 1: One requires ones gonads to be tight to ones body so a sagging, relaxed scrotum will not do.

Spray a bit of cold on the old jewels and it will contract.

Step 2: Assume a horse riding stance (feet double shoulder width apart)

Step 3: Carefully (I repeat CAREFULLY) shave, manoeuvring one’s magic orbs so as to facilitate a good all over smoothness.

Be sure to join me next time when I will reveal the art of manual buttock parting and rectal shaving

I never knew you were a lady

Ooo bugger - I misread the thread

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Strimmer. I live dangerously

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Contortionism

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Epilate and shave not at the same time "

You pull them out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you go with the grain or against it?

Really not sure re: the undercarriage grain. I can't see it to check the direction

You see I thought this would be something a lady would know when shaving down there. Do you give it a good feel to see if you missed a bit?

Yeah and then swear loudly when a stray is identified

I have been known to check with a mirror if it's REALLY important.....

I would of thought a mirror was a definite requirement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use my trusty STIHL FS560 C-EM, it’s never let me down.

You like the tickling sensation from the whip on yer bumhole don’t you?

How did you guess

Who wouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flop one leg out the bath, shave that spread out lip and then the other side but leg leaning on the wall. Against the grain and then husband does me bumole.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

In the shower and lift one leg at a time

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I dont trust myself to go anywhere near my clit with a razor, nope, it just ain't happening. I cringe and want to hide my fanny at the thought. Veet all the way for me but ouch that bugger stings and burns.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Do you go with the grain or against it?

Really not sure re: the undercarriage grain. I can't see it to check the direction

You see I thought this would be something a lady would know when shaving down there. Do you give it a good feel to see if you missed a bit?

Yeah and then swear loudly when a stray is identified

I have been known to check with a mirror if it's REALLY important.....

I would of thought a mirror was a definite requirement

You can't point a mirror at your undercarriage AND shave at the same time. We are not octopus. Octopii. Octopussies. Whatever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Contortionism "

Is that when the bloke says ‘a gottle of gear’ without moving his lips?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flop one leg out the bath, shave that spread out lip and then the other side but leg leaning on the wall. Against the grain and then husband does me bumole.

Does he then shave yer bumhole after he’s done it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the shower and lift one leg at a time

You have good balance then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont trust myself to go anywhere near my clit with a razor, nope, it just ain't happening. I cringe and want to hide my fanny at the thought. Veet all the way for me but ouch that bugger stings and burns."

This is just cheating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you go with the grain or against it?

Really not sure re: the undercarriage grain. I can't see it to check the direction

You see I thought this would be something a lady would know when shaving down there. Do you give it a good feel to see if you missed a bit?

Yeah and then swear loudly when a stray is identified

I have been known to check with a mirror if it's REALLY important.....

I would of thought a mirror was a definite requirement

You can't point a mirror at your undercarriage AND shave at the same time. We are not octopus. Octopii. Octopussies. Whatever

Put it on the bloody floor

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By *ore4fundevonCouple
over a year ago

West Devon

"I shave, in shower with foot propped on side of bath. Ladies venus wet shave first then wet and dry electric shaver

A leccy shaver, hhhhmmmm this is very interesting

Gets it much smoother however, can't beat a bloke shaving a lady's downstairs but I've not got a partner

Glad we're not the only ones. Mrs love Mr doing it for her.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

This is just cheating

Indeed, but my clit is too important to me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Do you go with the grain or against it?

Really not sure re: the undercarriage grain. I can't see it to check the direction

You see I thought this would be something a lady would know when shaving down there. Do you give it a good feel to see if you missed a bit?

Yeah and then swear loudly when a stray is identified

I have been known to check with a mirror if it's REALLY important.....

I would of thought a mirror was a definite requirement

You can't point a mirror at your undercarriage AND shave at the same time. We are not octopus. Octopii. Octopussies. Whatever

Put it on the bloody floor

But I'm sitting on the bloody floor leaning back, remember?!

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over a year ago

"Flop one leg out the bath, shave that spread out lip and then the other side but leg leaning on the wall. Against the grain and then husband does me bumole.

Does he then shave yer bumhole after he’s done it?

God no. He knows his lager can isn't ever invited there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually with a flymo. But it's gone beyond that now I think I'll have to get the combine out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is just cheating

Indeed, but my clit is too important to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you go with the grain or against it?

Really not sure re: the undercarriage grain. I can't see it to check the direction

You see I thought this would be something a lady would know when shaving down there. Do you give it a good feel to see if you missed a bit?

Yeah and then swear loudly when a stray is identified

I have been known to check with a mirror if it's REALLY important.....

I would of thought a mirror was a definite requirement

You can't point a mirror at your undercarriage AND shave at the same time. We are not octopus. Octopii. Octopussies. Whatever

Put it on the bloody floor

But I'm sitting on the bloody floor leaning back, remember?!

Ok, get one of them ones with a suction cup that you can stick to your tiles in the shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flop one leg out the bath, shave that spread out lip and then the other side but leg leaning on the wall. Against the grain and then husband does me bumole.

Does he then shave yer bumhole after he’s done it?

God no. He knows his lager can isn't ever invited there

My fantasy has now been ruined

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually with a flymo. But it's gone beyond that now I think I'll have to get the combine out

Have you thought of getting a tree surgeon in?

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over a year ago

"Usually with a flymo. But it's gone beyond that now I think I'll have to get the combine out

Have you thought of getting a tree surgeon in?

That's an idea, might need a team of them though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flop one leg out the bath, shave that spread out lip and then the other side but leg leaning on the wall. Against the grain and then husband does me bumole.

Does he then shave yer bumhole after he’s done it?

God no. He knows his lager can isn't ever invited there

My fantasy has now been ruined

I'm sorry

He does really! shaving foam everrrrrywhere, like fucking Santa's mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step 1: One requires ones gonads to be tight to ones body so a sagging, relaxed scrotum will not do.

Spray a bit of cold on the old jewels and it will contract.

Step 2: Assume a horse riding stance (feet double shoulder width apart)

Step 3: Carefully (I repeat CAREFULLY) shave, manoeuvring one’s magic orbs so as to facilitate a good all over smoothness.

Be sure to join me next time when I will reveal the art of manual buttock parting and rectal shaving

I feel you should demonstrate in video formate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually with a flymo. But it's gone beyond that now I think I'll have to get the combine out

Have you thought of getting a tree surgeon in?

That's an idea, might need a team of them though

Anything for a threesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flop one leg out the bath, shave that spread out lip and then the other side but leg leaning on the wall. Against the grain and then husband does me bumole.

Does he then shave yer bumhole after he’s done it?

God no. He knows his lager can isn't ever invited there

My fantasy has now been ruined

I'm sorry

He does really! shaving foam everrrrrywhere, like fucking Santa's mouth

Do you feed it mince pies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flop one leg out the bath, shave that spread out lip and then the other side but leg leaning on the wall. Against the grain and then husband does me bumole.

Does he then shave yer bumhole after he’s done it?

God no. He knows his lager can isn't ever invited there

My fantasy has now been ruined

I'm sorry

He does really! shaving foam everrrrrywhere, like fucking Santa's mouth

Do you feed it mince pies?

Of course! And carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just stick a razor between my legs while I'm standing and move it around a bit. Taking care of the landing strip of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't watch her ladyship, she attacks it with a razor like she's hoovering the carpet. How she hasn't given herself a clitectomy I don't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy comes round to my neighbour's garden with a ride on lawnmower. I bung him a tenner once a fortnight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow torch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shave your undercarriage?

Do you put one leg on the side of the bath or toilet?

Do you squat in the shower?

Do you get your partner to do it?

How do you get into those tight areas?

Well…… what do you do?

Love and Peace

You normally come and do it for me and Yasmeen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squat in the shower and praye to god I don’t cut my self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lay back in the bath do the easy bits then… I have a soap dish screwed to the wall which makes a good foot rest so that then gives me access to the harder to reach parts, ok a lot of pulling bits apart but it gets the job done

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over a year ago

"Shave with the direction of hair growth to get the majority of the hair off. Lots of short passes and wiping the razor after each pass.

Once done lather with hair conditioner and go over again with the razor, taking care to do a better job.

To get the dreaded labia majora without cutting anything I part the major and minora with two fingers and slightly squat or bend my leg outwards.

Keep passing my fingers over my vulva to make sure I've shaved all the hair I want to.

Get out, dried and realise there's the odd hair here and there and think fuck it. I'll get that on the next big shave.

Hope thats OK for you? "

described perfectly…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

How do you shave yours

OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost all of mine was permanently removed. I only have a free hair that escaped and a few near my tattoo, so I shave in the shower

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"PS I’m not interested in those who cheat by getting a wax

But I can tell you some very amusing waxing stories..

You can tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A combination of one foot on side of bath, squatting and lay in bath with legs up lol

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"shave your undercarriage?

Do you put one leg on the side of the bath or toilet?

Do you squat in the shower?

Do you get your partner to do it?

How do you get into those tight areas?

Well…… what do you do?

Love and Peace

Have you ever seen an upturned turtle?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I used to squat in the shower. Now I just lay back on a bed and let the waxing lady at it

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