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Do you put one leg on the side of the bath or toilet?
Do you squat in the shower?
Do you get your partner to do it?
How do you get into those tight areas?
Well…… what do you do?
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"PS I’m not interested in those who cheat by getting a wax "But I can tell you some very amusing waxing stories..  | |||
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"PS I’m not interested in those who cheat by getting a wax
But I can tell you some very amusing waxing stories.. "No, I want to know how you shave your lips | |||
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"I shave You do yours in the sink don’t you "Bath | |||
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"I shave You do yours in the sink don’t you
Bath"Ah, that’s what blocks your plug hole | |||
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"I shave, in shower with foot propped on side of bath. Ladies venus wet shave first then wet and dry electric shaver "A leccy shaver, hhhhmmmm this is very interesting | |||
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"I sit on the floor of the shower and kinda lean back..... To get any rogue strays, I can briefly do the "John Wayne without his horse" impression to do a quick back & sides..... Standing for long periods is difficult, on one leg is impossible "Do you go with the grain or against it? | |||
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"I sit on the floor of the shower and kinda lean back..... To get any rogue strays, I can briefly do the "John Wayne without his horse" impression to do a quick back & sides..... Standing for long periods is difficult, on one leg is impossible
Do you go with the grain or against it? "Really not sure re: the undercarriage grain. I can't see it to check the direction | |||
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"I shave, in shower with foot propped on side of bath. Ladies venus wet shave first then wet and dry electric shaver
A leccy shaver, hhhhmmmm this is very interesting "Gets it much smoother however, can't beat a bloke shaving a lady's downstairs but I've not got a partner  | |||
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"Step 1: One requires ones gonads to be tight to ones body so a sagging, relaxed scrotum will not do. Spray a bit of cold on the old jewels and it will contract. Step 2: Assume a horse riding stance (feet double shoulder width apart) Step 3: Carefully (I repeat CAREFULLY) shave, manoeuvring one’s magic orbs so as to facilitate a good all over smoothness. Be sure to join me next time when I will reveal the art of manual buttock parting and rectal shaving "I never knew you were a lady  | |||
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"Step 1: One requires ones gonads to be tight to ones body so a sagging, relaxed scrotum will not do. Spray a bit of cold on the old jewels and it will contract. Step 2: Assume a horse riding stance (feet double shoulder width apart) Step 3: Carefully (I repeat CAREFULLY) shave, manoeuvring one’s magic orbs so as to facilitate a good all over smoothness. Be sure to join me next time when I will reveal the art of manual buttock parting and rectal shaving
I never knew you were a lady "  Ooo bugger - I misread the thread | |||
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"I sit on the floor of the shower and kinda lean back..... To get any rogue strays, I can briefly do the "John Wayne without his horse" impression to do a quick back & sides..... Standing for long periods is difficult, on one leg is impossible
Do you go with the grain or against it?
Really not sure re: the undercarriage grain. I can't see it to check the direction "You see I thought this would be something a lady would know when shaving down there. Do you give it a good feel to see if you missed a bit? | |||
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"I get you to do it with garden shears "I don’t, I plaits | |||
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"With great difficulty! " I can imagine it being a hard job | |||
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"I shave, in shower with foot propped on side of bath. Ladies venus wet shave first then wet and dry electric shaver
A leccy shaver, hhhhmmmm this is very interesting
Gets it much smoother however, can't beat a bloke shaving a lady's downstairs but I've not got a partner "I don’t think I could trust anyone with a razor down there | |||
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"I sit on the floor of the shower and kinda lean back..... To get any rogue strays, I can briefly do the "John Wayne without his horse" impression to do a quick back & sides..... Standing for long periods is difficult, on one leg is impossible
Do you go with the grain or against it?
Really not sure re: the undercarriage grain. I can't see it to check the direction
You see I thought this would be something a lady would know when shaving down there. Do you give it a good feel to see if you missed a bit? "Yeah and then swear loudly when a stray is identified 
I have been known to check with a mirror if it's REALLY important..... | |||
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"I missed the most important thing. A bobble to tie your hair up. " Short hair ftw! | |||
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"I use my trusty STIHL FS560 C-EM, it’s never let me down. " You like the tickling sensation from the whip on yer bumhole don’t you? | |||
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"I use my trusty STIHL FS560 C-EM, it’s never let me down. You like the tickling sensation from the whip on yer bumhole don’t you? "How did you guess | |||
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"Shave with the direction of hair growth to get the majority of the hair off. Lots of short passes and wiping the razor after each pass. Once done lather with hair conditioner and go over again with the razor, taking care to do a better job. To get the dreaded labia majora without cutting anything I part the major and minora with two fingers and slightly squat or bend my leg outwards. Keep passing my fingers over my vulva to make sure I've shaved all the hair I want to. Get out, dried and realise there's the odd hair here and there and think fuck it. I'll get that on the next big shave. Hope thats OK for you? " I think this needs to be your next video please | |||
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"Step 1: One requires ones gonads to be tight to ones body so a sagging, relaxed scrotum will not do. Spray a bit of cold on the old jewels and it will contract. Step 2: Assume a horse riding stance (feet double shoulder width apart) Step 3: Carefully (I repeat CAREFULLY) shave, manoeuvring one’s magic orbs so as to facilitate a good all over smoothness. Be sure to join me next time when I will reveal the art of manual buttock parting and rectal shaving
I never knew you were a lady
Ooo bugger - I misread the thread " | |||
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"I sit on the floor of the shower and kinda lean back..... To get any rogue strays, I can briefly do the "John Wayne without his horse" impression to do a quick back & sides..... Standing for long periods is difficult, on one leg is impossible
Do you go with the grain or against it?
Really not sure re: the undercarriage grain. I can't see it to check the direction
You see I thought this would be something a lady would know when shaving down there. Do you give it a good feel to see if you missed a bit?
Yeah and then swear loudly when a stray is identified
I have been known to check with a mirror if it's REALLY important..... "I would of thought a mirror was a definite requirement | |||
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"I use my trusty STIHL FS560 C-EM, it’s never let me down. You like the tickling sensation from the whip on yer bumhole don’t you?
How did you guess "Who wouldn’t | |||
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"I sit on the floor of the shower and kinda lean back..... To get any rogue strays, I can briefly do the "John Wayne without his horse" impression to do a quick back & sides..... Standing for long periods is difficult, on one leg is impossible
Do you go with the grain or against it?
Really not sure re: the undercarriage grain. I can't see it to check the direction
You see I thought this would be something a lady would know when shaving down there. Do you give it a good feel to see if you missed a bit?
Yeah and then swear loudly when a stray is identified
I have been known to check with a mirror if it's REALLY important.....
I would of thought a mirror was a definite requirement "You can't point a mirror at your undercarriage AND shave at the same time. We are not octopus. Octopii. Octopussies. Whatever | |||
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"Flop one leg out the bath, shave that spread out lip and then the other side but leg leaning on the wall. Against the grain and then husband does me bumole. "Does he then shave yer bumhole after he’s done it? | |||
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"I dont trust myself to go anywhere near my clit with a razor, nope, it just ain't happening. I cringe and want to hide my fanny at the thought. Veet all the way for me but ouch that bugger stings and burns." This is just cheating | |||
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"I sit on the floor of the shower and kinda lean back..... To get any rogue strays, I can briefly do the "John Wayne without his horse" impression to do a quick back & sides..... Standing for long periods is difficult, on one leg is impossible
Do you go with the grain or against it?
Really not sure re: the undercarriage grain. I can't see it to check the direction
You see I thought this would be something a lady would know when shaving down there. Do you give it a good feel to see if you missed a bit?
Yeah and then swear loudly when a stray is identified
I have been known to check with a mirror if it's REALLY important.....
I would of thought a mirror was a definite requirement
You can't point a mirror at your undercarriage AND shave at the same time. We are not octopus. Octopii. Octopussies. Whatever "Put it on the bloody floor | |||
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"I shave, in shower with foot propped on side of bath. Ladies venus wet shave first then wet and dry electric shaver
A leccy shaver, hhhhmmmm this is very interesting
Gets it much smoother however, can't beat a bloke shaving a lady's downstairs but I've not got a partner "Glad we're not the only ones. Mrs love Mr doing it for her. | |||
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"I dont trust myself to go anywhere near my clit with a razor, nope, it just ain't happening. I cringe and want to hide my fanny at the thought. Veet all the way for me but ouch that bugger stings and burns. This is just cheating "Indeed, but my clit is too important to me | |||
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"I sit on the floor of the shower and kinda lean back..... To get any rogue strays, I can briefly do the "John Wayne without his horse" impression to do a quick back & sides..... Standing for long periods is difficult, on one leg is impossible
Do you go with the grain or against it?
Really not sure re: the undercarriage grain. I can't see it to check the direction
You see I thought this would be something a lady would know when shaving down there. Do you give it a good feel to see if you missed a bit?
Yeah and then swear loudly when a stray is identified
I have been known to check with a mirror if it's REALLY important.....
I would of thought a mirror was a definite requirement
You can't point a mirror at your undercarriage AND shave at the same time. We are not octopus. Octopii. Octopussies. Whatever
Put it on the bloody floor "But I'm sitting on the bloody floor leaning back, remember?! | |||
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"Flop one leg out the bath, shave that spread out lip and then the other side but leg leaning on the wall. Against the grain and then husband does me bumole.
Does he then shave yer bumhole after he’s done it? "God no. He knows his lager can isn't ever invited there | |||
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"I dont trust myself to go anywhere near my clit with a razor, nope, it just ain't happening. I cringe and want to hide my fanny at the thought. Veet all the way for me but ouch that bugger stings and burns. This is just cheating
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"I sit on the floor of the shower and kinda lean back..... To get any rogue strays, I can briefly do the "John Wayne without his horse" impression to do a quick back & sides..... Standing for long periods is difficult, on one leg is impossible
Do you go with the grain or against it?
Really not sure re: the undercarriage grain. I can't see it to check the direction
You see I thought this would be something a lady would know when shaving down there. Do you give it a good feel to see if you missed a bit?
Yeah and then swear loudly when a stray is identified
I have been known to check with a mirror if it's REALLY important.....
I would of thought a mirror was a definite requirement
You can't point a mirror at your undercarriage AND shave at the same time. We are not octopus. Octopii. Octopussies. Whatever
Put it on the bloody floor
But I'm sitting on the bloody floor leaning back, remember?! "Ok, get one of them ones with a suction cup that you can stick to your tiles in the shower | |||
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"Flop one leg out the bath, shave that spread out lip and then the other side but leg leaning on the wall. Against the grain and then husband does me bumole.
Does he then shave yer bumhole after he’s done it?
God no. He knows his lager can isn't ever invited there "My fantasy has now been ruined  | |||
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"Usually with a flymo. But it's gone beyond that now I think I'll have to get the combine out
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"Usually with a flymo. But it's gone beyond that now I think I'll have to get the combine out
Have you thought of getting a tree surgeon in? "That's an idea, might need a team of them though | |||
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"Flop one leg out the bath, shave that spread out lip and then the other side but leg leaning on the wall. Against the grain and then husband does me bumole.
Does he then shave yer bumhole after he’s done it?
God no. He knows his lager can isn't ever invited there
My fantasy has now been ruined "I'm sorry
He does really! shaving foam everrrrrywhere, like fucking Santa's mouth | |||
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"Step 1: One requires ones gonads to be tight to ones body so a sagging, relaxed scrotum will not do. Spray a bit of cold on the old jewels and it will contract. Step 2: Assume a horse riding stance (feet double shoulder width apart) Step 3: Carefully (I repeat CAREFULLY) shave, manoeuvring one’s magic orbs so as to facilitate a good all over smoothness. Be sure to join me next time when I will reveal the art of manual buttock parting and rectal shaving "I feel you should demonstrate in video formate | |||
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"Usually with a flymo. But it's gone beyond that now I think I'll have to get the combine out
Have you thought of getting a tree surgeon in?
That's an idea, might need a team of them though "Anything for a threesome | |||
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"Flop one leg out the bath, shave that spread out lip and then the other side but leg leaning on the wall. Against the grain and then husband does me bumole.
Does he then shave yer bumhole after he’s done it?
God no. He knows his lager can isn't ever invited there
My fantasy has now been ruined
I'm sorry
He does really! shaving foam everrrrrywhere, like fucking Santa's mouth "Do you feed it mince pies? | |||
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"Flop one leg out the bath, shave that spread out lip and then the other side but leg leaning on the wall. Against the grain and then husband does me bumole.
Does he then shave yer bumhole after he’s done it?
God no. He knows his lager can isn't ever invited there
My fantasy has now been ruined
I'm sorry
He does really! shaving foam everrrrrywhere, like fucking Santa's mouth
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"shave your undercarriage?
Do you put one leg on the side of the bath or toilet?
Do you squat in the shower?
Do you get your partner to do it?
How do you get into those tight areas?
Well…… what do you do?
Love and Peace
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"Shave with the direction of hair growth to get the majority of the hair off. Lots of short passes and wiping the razor after each pass. Once done lather with hair conditioner and go over again with the razor, taking care to do a better job. To get the dreaded labia majora without cutting anything I part the major and minora with two fingers and slightly squat or bend my leg outwards. Keep passing my fingers over my vulva to make sure I've shaved all the hair I want to. Get out, dried and realise there's the odd hair here and there and think fuck it. I'll get that on the next big shave. Hope thats OK for you? " described perfectly… | |||
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"shave your undercarriage?
Do you put one leg on the side of the bath or toilet?
Do you squat in the shower?
Do you get your partner to do it?
How do you get into those tight areas?
Well…… what do you do?
Love and Peace
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