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What do you want to be when you grow up?

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Because quite frankly.... I'm still waiting for some bugger to make me a princess.

So what do you want to be?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Nop, regressing and no growing up allowed

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

A serial killer

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Because quite frankly.... I'm still waiting for some bugger to make me a princess.

So what do you want to be? "

Oops. That was meant to come from Posh. Ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"

Nop, regressing and no growing up allowed "

Well obviously we aren't actually growing up! But if you did....

P x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A wife

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"A serial killer "

I have an axe.... can I join you?

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hollywood stuntman

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I want to be one of the Queen’s Corgi’s

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Staying the witch I've always been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll let you know when i've figured that out Px

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I want to be one of the Queen’s Corgi’s "

Awww not a tiger x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A serial killer "

This

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I want to be one of the Queen’s Corgi’s

Awww not a tiger x"

If it’s a thoroughly pampered one then yes indeed

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I've no idea what I want to be when I grow up but old isn't one of those things so I refuse to grow up

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Dead as I refuse to grow up

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Nop, regressing and no growing up allowed

Well obviously we aren't actually growing up! But if you did....

P x"

Ok then ... a chocolatier person thingy to make chocolate for everyone and keep them happy

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"[Ambition removed by poster at 01/11/21 20:13:31]"

I know that feeling!

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Hollywood stuntman"

Sounds fraught with danger. Also fun

Px

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

A mattress tester.

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"A wife "

Anyone's in particular?

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I want to be one of the Queen’s Corgi’s "

Which one?

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Staying the witch I've always been"

I like it!

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"i'll let you know when i've figured that out Px "

Can we figure it out together?

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"A serial killer

This "

Oooh..... this sounds like a team is forming.....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I want to be one of the Queen’s Corgi’s

Which one?"

Got to be Tarquin

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I've no idea what I want to be when I grow up but old isn't one of those things so I refuse to grow up "

Um..... sweetie..... something you should know.....

The alternative is going backwards and that way madness lies.

Oh. Wait. My bad!

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Dead as I refuse to grow up"

Good call....

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"

Nop, regressing and no growing up allowed

Well obviously we aren't actually growing up! But if you did....

P x

Ok then ... a chocolatier person thingy to make chocolate for everyone and keep them happy "

I can totally get behind this.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be a princess toooo

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"A mattress tester. "

Ooooh I like that plan!

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spacecopter

Tjats a cross between a helicopter and a space ship for the less educated on here

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I want to be one of the Queen’s Corgi’s

Which one?

Got to be Tarquin "

He's a wanker!

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I want to be a princess toooo "

We need tiaras.....

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Batman, I want to be batman.

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"A spacecopter

Tjats a cross between a helicopter and a space ship for the less educated on here "

Oooooh you should demonstrate your helicopter skills.

Just saying

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Batman, I want to be batman. "

You can be Batman....

Px

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

The oldest swinger in the nursing home.

the one the new care assistants get warned about cuz of my constant playing with my loose change in my loose slacks pockets, if that don't pan out a pilot.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


" I'm still waiting for some bugger to make me a princess. "

Sorry to be a party pooper, but British Leyland went tits up years ago, along with the rest of of the Rover group.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Young but I'll be 35 in a couple of years so I guess that won't be happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to be a princess toooo

We need tiaras....."

We really do, and a princess emoji too!

Let’s bring tiaras to mls

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A professional fabber

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"The oldest swinger in the nursing home.

the one the new care assistants get warned about cuz of my constant playing with my loose change in my loose slacks pockets, if that don't pan out a pilot. "

Both are noble goals.... ish. Maybe

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"A serial killer

This "

Whoop!!!!

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


" I'm still waiting for some bugger to make me a princess.

Sorry to be a party pooper, but British Leyland went tits up years ago, along with the rest of of the Rover group. "

Bugger.

Back to the drawing board.

Saff..... teach me to kill serials.

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Young but I'll be 35 in a couple of years so I guess that won't be happening. "

Seems unlikely....

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I want to be a princess toooo

We need tiaras.....

We really do, and a princess emoji too!

Let’s bring tiaras to mls "

I will carry mine everywhere!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A professional knobber "

Aren't you already?!

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley


" I'm still waiting for some bugger to make me a princess.

Sorry to be a party pooper, but British Leyland went tits up years ago, along with the rest of of the Rover group.

Bugger.

Back to the drawing board.

Saff..... teach me to kill serials. "

An option bump off Kate and jump on wills.

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"A professional fabber "

I thought you were.....

Although a professional fabber would have whopped his cock on the table ffs

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"A professional knobber

Aren't you already?! "

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


" I'm still waiting for some bugger to make me a princess.

Sorry to be a party pooper, but British Leyland went tits up years ago, along with the rest of of the Rover group.

Bugger.

Back to the drawing board.

Saff..... teach me to kill serials.

An option bump off Kate and jump on wills. "

Feels like a lot of effort.....

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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I didn’t know what I wanted to do at 16, and I still don’t!

Oh and I’ve never grown up

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I think I'd like to be a millionaire (that's a job, right?!) I'd travel, do charitable shit and have a house that wasn't falling down. It's a triple-win in my book

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I didn’t know what I wanted to do at 16, and I still don’t!

Oh and I’ve never grown up "

That's one of many reasons I love you

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I think I'd like to be a millionaire (that's a job, right?!) I'd travel, do charitable shit and have a house that wasn't falling down. It's a triple-win in my book "

Ooooh good thinking Mrs!

Could I borrow a fiver when it happens please?

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to be a princess toooo

We need tiaras.....

We really do, and a princess emoji too!

Let’s bring tiaras to mls

I will carry mine everywhere!!"

On your head?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I think I'd like to be a millionaire (that's a job, right?!) I'd travel, do charitable shit and have a house that wasn't falling down. It's a triple-win in my book

Ooooh good thinking Mrs!

Could I borrow a fiver when it happens please?

Px"

Are you a charity?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I want to be a cat or a fairy - if I ever grow up

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By *orny-chubbyMan
over a year ago

East London

Immortal

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I want to be a princess toooo

We need tiaras.....

We really do, and a princess emoji too!

Let’s bring tiaras to mls

I will carry mine everywhere!!

On your head?"

Unless I'm in the place where they rob you. Then in my pocket.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


" I'm still waiting for some bugger to make me a princess.

Sorry to be a party pooper, but British Leyland went tits up years ago, along with the rest of of the Rover group.

Bugger.

Back to the drawing board.

Saff..... teach me to kill serials. "

I’m still learning myself but you’re welcome to join the research group. It’s great fun

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I think I'd like to be a millionaire (that's a job, right?!) I'd travel, do charitable shit and have a house that wasn't falling down. It's a triple-win in my book

Ooooh good thinking Mrs!

Could I borrow a fiver when it happens please?

Px

Are you a charity? "

I bloody am now!!

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I want to be a cat or a fairy - if I ever grow up "

Oooooh a fairy.... that sounds fun. I don't concur with cat, they lick their own bumholes and I'd rather have people to do that for me

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Immortal "

Honest to goodness.... sounds horrific to me. You'd have to deal with humans FOREVER.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"A professional knobber

Aren't you already?! "

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


" I'm still waiting for some bugger to make me a princess.

Sorry to be a party pooper, but British Leyland went tits up years ago, along with the rest of of the Rover group.

Bugger.

Back to the drawing board.

Saff..... teach me to kill serials.

I’m still learning myself but you’re welcome to join the research group. It’s great fun "

Are there baked goods I don't have to sniff out?

Made with courgettes?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I think I'd like to be a millionaire (that's a job, right?!) I'd travel, do charitable shit and have a house that wasn't falling down. It's a triple-win in my book

Ooooh good thinking Mrs!

Could I borrow a fiver when it happens please?

Px

Are you a charity?

I bloody am now!!"

When I am a millionaire, please fill in *this form* in triplicate and I will consider your application

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rally car driver or a mermaid.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

A pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lion tamer!!! Rwoarh!!!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"I didn’t know what I wanted to do at 16, and I still don’t!

Oh and I’ve never grown up

That's one of many reasons I love you

Px"

Aw you sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I wanna be a Princess too...who doesn't have to do a single thing...

A personal chef, nutritionist, personal trainer, house keeper, chauffeur...I can dream on...but I'd treat them really well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a child I wanted to be a Jedi ….. I now realise if that did happen I most certainly would of made my way over to the dark side by now

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over a year ago


"A lion tamer!!! Rwoarh!!! "

The lion king and Carol f#cking Baskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ghost

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I think I'd like to be a millionaire (that's a job, right?!) I'd travel, do charitable shit and have a house that wasn't falling down. It's a triple-win in my book

Ooooh good thinking Mrs!

Could I borrow a fiver when it happens please?

Px

Are you a charity?

I bloody am now!!

When I am a millionaire, please fill in *this form* in triplicate and I will consider your application "

On it

Totally!

Yay!

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"A rally car driver or a mermaid. "

Be a mermaid! They have awesome hair

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Actually fuck the mattress testing, I’d like to be beer taster for my local brewery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be a motherfucking Hustler

you better ask somebody

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I want to be a motherfucking Hustler

you better ask somebody "

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"A pilot "

Go for it! When you grow up....

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"A lion tamer!!! Rwoarh!!! "

Ooooh yes!

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Happy"

I'll make you happy

It won't last.... I'm training as a serial killer

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Yes I wanna be a Princess too...who doesn't have to do a single thing...

A personal chef, nutritionist, personal trainer, house keeper, chauffeur...I can dream on...but I'd treat them really well"

I plan to treat all mine well too

Px

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Actually fuck the mattress testing, I’d like to be beer taster for my local brewery! "

I used to work in a brewery. Beer tasting isn't all it's cracked up to be

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"As a child I wanted to be a Jedi ….. I now realise if that did happen I most certainly would of made my way over to the dark side by now

"

You'd love it

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"A ghost "

That sounds fun too.....

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Actually fuck the mattress testing, I’d like to be beer taster for my local brewery! "

That's a really sought after profession!

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting for my acceptance letter into Hogwarts

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I want to be a motherfucking Hustler

you better ask somebody

"

What he said

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I'm still waiting for my acceptance letter into Hogwarts "

Aww sweetie. It will come

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jennifer aniston's soap on a rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm old now.

But I wanted to be an occupational therapist for veterans. Or drive very fast cars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my acceptance letter into Hogwarts "

Ultimate geekness!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I hadn't given growing up a lot of thought on account of the fact that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. So every year that another birthday comes around I think to myself, Dave, one of these days you are going to have to grow up, and then I think again, nahhh, we'll put that idea on the back burner for another year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was around 5 years old, I painted some rubbish picture at school that my dad had on his office wall until he retired. The picture was of a rubbish truck with the title 'when I grow up, I want to be a dustbin man'.

I'm no good at early mornings so that idea faded somewhat!

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"jennifer aniston's soap on a rope "

Oooh I wouldn't mind that either

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I'm old now.

But I wanted to be an occupational therapist for veterans. Or drive very fast cars."

Oi woman!

If you're old..... wtf does that make me?

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I hadn't given growing up a lot of thought on account of the fact that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. So every year that another birthday comes around I think to myself, Dave, one of these days you are going to have to grow up, and then I think again, nahhh, we'll put that idea on the back burner for another year. "

Ideal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my acceptance letter into Hogwarts

Aww sweetie. It will come

Px"

Maybe I should write to them.

Dear Albus, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my acceptance letter into Hogwarts

Ultimate geekness! "

A boy can still dream!

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"When I was around 5 years old, I painted some rubbish picture at school that my dad had on his office wall until he retired. The picture was of a rubbish truck with the title 'when I grow up, I want to be a dustbin man'.

I'm no good at early mornings so that idea faded somewhat!"

Hell yeah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm old now.

But I wanted to be an occupational therapist for veterans. Or drive very fast cars.

Oi woman!

If you're old..... wtf does that make me?

Px"

Would a relic be too cheeky?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm not sure.

I think a model with big tits.

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I'm old now.

But I wanted to be an occupational therapist for veterans. Or drive very fast cars.

Oi woman!

If you're old..... wtf does that make me?

Px

Would a relic be too cheeky? "

And I'm younger than so many people on here!!

Bloody foetus

Pxx

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I'm not sure.

I think a model with big tits. "

I think you'd be good at that. What kind of model?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm not sure.

I think a model with big tits.

I think you'd be good at that. What kind of model?"

One with big tits

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By *xxLandNxxxCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

A fire engine

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I'm not sure.

I think a model with big tits.

I think you'd be good at that. What kind of model?

One with big tits "

Obviously. I'm thinking model train with large garden birds though.... was that where you were going with this?

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"A fire engine "

With the proper "nee-nar" or this modern nonsense with the directional sound shiz?

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fire engine "

One of my all time favourite ever answers

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm not sure.

I think a model with big tits.

I think you'd be good at that. What kind of model?

One with big tits

Obviously. I'm thinking model train with large garden birds though.... was that where you were going with this?

Px"

Not exactly. I'm thinking more an older woman with spaniel ears to her knees who has them lifted n stuffed so they look like torpedo titties...... in a fuck off tight t shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because quite frankly.... I'm still waiting for some bugger to make me a princess.

So what do you want to be? "

Me - older in years but no different in attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never growing up!

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By *elsh-guyMan
over a year ago

The land of the Dragon and loads of sheep

A soldier and a fireman I've done one waiting till January for the other to send an application off. (Wish me luck)

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By *elsh-guyMan
over a year ago

The land of the Dragon and loads of sheep

Tbh though ar times I'm more of a child than my children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m feeling like I’m finally growing up, it’s taken a good few years, I still have no idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes, when I'm talking to other humans, I'm wondering if they're real grown ups or just pretending to be a grown up.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I want to be a sex toy designer. Everyone would receive toys for Christmas…..

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Awwwww no. Do we have to grow up?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I want to be a sex toy designer. Everyone would receive toys for Christmas….."

Can I not just have a selection box instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taller with longer legs

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I'm not sure.

I think a model with big tits.

I think you'd be good at that. What kind of model?

One with big tits

Obviously. I'm thinking model train with large garden birds though.... was that where you were going with this?

Px

Not exactly. I'm thinking more an older woman with spaniel ears to her knees who has them lifted n stuffed so they look like torpedo titties...... in a fuck off tight t shirt."

Oooooh Granny..... I love it!

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Happy "

Nah. Don't grow up for that. Be happy without growing up

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Because quite frankly.... I'm still waiting for some bugger to make me a princess.

So what do you want to be?

Me - older in years but no different in attitude."

That's a great answer!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm looking to supplement my income..... it'd have to be niche tho.......

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I'm never growing up! "

It's a skill

Posh

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I don’t want to grow up! I want to be a big kid forever!

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"A soldier and a fireman I've done one waiting till January for the other to send an application off. (Wish me luck) "

Oooh good luck

Posh

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I am NEVER growing up.

I shall remain childish & puerile til the day I die!

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I’m feeling like I’m finally growing up, it’s taken a good few years, I still have no idea!"

That gives me hope....

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wise old witch with plenty of cats, trained owl and a tree house.

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Sometimes, when I'm talking to other humans, I'm wondering if they're real grown ups or just pretending to be a grown up. "

I always feel that. Baffles me entirely.

Posh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am NEVER growing up.

I shall remain childish & puerile til the day I die! "

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I want to be a sex toy designer. Everyone would receive toys for Christmas….."

I'll take all the prototypes if I may Lor

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Awwwww no. Do we have to grow up?"

Not at all..... but if you did you would totally want to be an astronaut, right?

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Taller with longer legs "

Stilts?

Px

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


"Because quite frankly.... I'm still waiting for some bugger to make me a princess.

So what do you want to be? "

I’ll be quite contended to be a frog who a princess takes a chance on.

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I'm looking to supplement my income..... it'd have to be niche tho......."

I'm sure you have a niche Granny

Px

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

When I’m acting all professional and shit in front of patients, I sometimes wonder if they know what a fucking, immature dick I am.

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I don’t want to grow up! I want to be a big kid forever! "

You utter delight

Px

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I wannna be a slug (in a Brummie accent)

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I am NEVER growing up.

I shall remain childish & puerile til the day I die! "

When you get your voice back.... right?

Px

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I don’t want to grow up! I want to be a big kid forever!

You utter delight

Px"

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"A wise old witch with plenty of cats, trained owl and a tree house. "

Ooooh can I come visit?

Px

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm looking to supplement my income..... it'd have to be niche tho......."

You have universal appeal, you're not a niche Grammy.

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Because quite frankly.... I'm still waiting for some bugger to make me a princess.

So what do you want to be?

I’ll be quite contended to be a frog who a princess takes a chance on. "

Can you jump really high?

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"When I’m acting all professional and shit in front of patients, I sometimes wonder if they know what a fucking, immature dick I am.

"

I always think that about my friends who have responsible jobs....

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I wannna be a slug (in a Brummie accent)"

Human size or regular?

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taller with longer legs

Stilts?

Px"

Might help I guess

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Liked "

You don't have to wait til you grow up for that

Px

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Taller with longer legs

Stilts?

Px

Might help I guess "

I always wanted to be shorter if it helps any....

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I wannna be a slug (in a Brummie accent)

Human size or regular?

Px"

Full sized!

Oi, don't want Michele on me back, just like the other snails.

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I wannna be a slug (in a Brummie accent)

Human size or regular?

Px

Full sized!

Oi, don't want Michele on me back, just like the other snails."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taller with longer legs "

Nooooooooo, don’t ever change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taller with longer legs

Stilts?

Px

Might help I guess

I always wanted to be shorter if it helps any.... "

Guess we are never satisfied with what we got

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I want to be a sex toy designer. Everyone would receive toys for Christmas…..

I'll take all the prototypes if I may Lor

Px"

I got you covered Posh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taller with longer legs

Nooooooooo, don’t ever change "

Oh ok

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

But I don't want to grow up

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Taller with longer legs

Stilts?

Px

Might help I guess

I always wanted to be shorter if it helps any....

Guess we are never satisfied with what we got "

Seems so. We will be ok

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I want to be a sex toy designer. Everyone would receive toys for Christmas…..

I'll take all the prototypes if I may Lor

Px

I got you covered Posh.

"

Youre a star

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"But I don't want to grow up "

You don't have to..... you're perfection as you are

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taller with longer legs

Stilts?

Px

Might help I guess

I always wanted to be shorter if it helps any....

Guess we are never satisfied with what we got

Seems so. We will be ok "

We will

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"But I don't want to grow up

You don't have to..... you're perfection as you are

Px"

Thank you, very kind of you to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still want to drive a bin lorry

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"But I don't want to grow up

You don't have to..... you're perfection as you are

Px

Thank you, very kind of you to say "

I just say what I see PD

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I still want to drive a bin lorry "

You should do it G. Follow your dream. There are vacancies down here at the moment. Just so you know

Px

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I don’t want to grow up! I want to be a big kid forever!

You utter delight

Px"

You me will be raising merry hell in the Old Folks home, PoshPants

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I don’t want to grow up! I want to be a big kid forever!

You utter delight

Px

You me will be raising merry hell in the Old Folks home, PoshPants "

Hell yes we will Red!

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By *iss_Cali_xxCouple
over a year ago

Herne Bay

A sandwich, as I like to be eaten...

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By *piderBunny OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"A sandwich, as I like to be eaten... "

Ooooh that's the winner!

Px

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