FabSwingers.com forum: A right good fuck

By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

Once I’m fit from this non Covid virus that is really pissing me off now, I will be looking for a right good fuck from one of you lucky ladies.

A lack of energy just now but I soon expect to be fighting fit. A chest X-ray and and ECG lined up. Can’t give you an exact date so keep an eye on my profile for updates.

In the meantime, please put yourselves forward and tell me what attributes you feel would put you at the top of my list. Please.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I hope you you have an automated queuing system in place to handle the interest

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"I hope you you have an automated queuing system in place to handle the interest"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Morning Seb ......

I can do the back slaps to ease your chest.

I have some olive oil for your ears and some vic for your bellend.

I'd like to be first in line please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A* for this thread

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Morning Seb ......

I can do the back slaps to ease your chest.

I have some olive oil for your ears and some vic for your bellend.

I'd like to be first in line please."

Straight to the top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Seb is temporarily incapacitated I feel it my duty to step into the breach, fill the void etc...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Morning Seb ......

I can do the back slaps to ease your chest.

I have some olive oil for your ears and some vic for your bellend.

I'd like to be first in line please.

Straight to the top."

Obvs....... your fucking choices are limited right now Seb.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I missing something here .( Vic for his bellend ) dose that not burn the bejesus off the top of his nob ,he he .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Am I missing something here .( Vic for his bellend ) dose that not burn the bejesus off the top of his nob ,he he ."

I think you'll find there are a few mindless sorts about who would shout 'kink shaming' ........

Fancy a blob ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got damp fanny.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Got damp fanny.

Excellent. That’s you on the list.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Got damp fanny.

Excellent. That’s you on the list."

She's second dibs tho....... right ?

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Got damp fanny.

Excellent. That’s you on the list.

She's second dibs tho....... right ?"

Agreed, but no harm in a bit of competition.

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