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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Film you’ve seen?

Forget your favourites, which one made you throw your popcorn away?

For me it was ‘Ted 2’, utter twash!

How about you?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Dude Where's My Car ...

An absolute load of utter unfunny bollocks of the highest order

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Nine (not "9") was fucking terrible, that and Anchorman 2 are the only two films I've walked out of in the cinema

LvM

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

The Happening...a Mark Wahlberg film about aliens I think but omg it was dire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Happening...a Mark Wahlberg film about aliens I think but omg it was dire"

The one with the plants killing people with pollen? I watched it all the way through just incase he got his top off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nine (not "9") was fucking terrible, that and Anchorman 2 are the only two films I've walked out of in the cinema

LvM"

Googling ‘none’ now, I haven’t heard of it before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dude Where's My Car ...

An absolute load of utter unfunny bollocks of the highest order "

I’ll agree there

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

The new fast and furious....they completely overreached and ruined it

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By *urvybeckiWoman
over a year ago

Enfield

Thin red line went see it with a guy he loved it even refused a bj as I was that bored so left halfway through, he never got another date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black widow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonderwoman 2. I really enjoyed the first one. I lasted 40 minutes with the second one

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Solaris with George Clooney

I struggled to remain in theater. Morbid curiosity kept me until the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched M Night Shymalanalalnanan's new film "Old" this weekend.

It was so bad we laughed the whole way through which probably means it's not the worst ever because it did give entertainment just not the intended kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot Fuzz - walked out of the cinema as couldn’t waste another minute of my life watching it!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Snakes on a Train. Snakes on a Plane was decent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched 'Johnny Fartpants' with my nephew about 18 years ago and wanted to stick a nail in my eye.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Sex lies and video tape

Everyone was rating it when it came out but what a load of crap wasted my money renting that out and switched it off after 20 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. 2 hours of sweet fuck all actually happening

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The Revenant - I needed subtitles to understand what was being said.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

That bat man and superman one, so unbelievably crap!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Anything with Ryan Gosling in - what a waste of oxygen he is.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Nativity 2. The worst piece of cinematic shite I’ve ever sat through even a portion of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Grey with Liam Nelson . What pointless waste of time that was

. Black widow. Utter shite .

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Destruction: Las Vegas

It was bad. Not even good bad (as with Sharknado), just bad.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Any of the transformer films. Utter rubbish.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Boxing Helena

Eyes wide shut

The Fog

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Nutty professor 1 and 2

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

The Ghostbuster reboot from a few years ago. Painfully unfunny, but at least the next one looks good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Krampus the Christmas Devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot tub time machine 2 the first ones amazing

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Any film that relies on CGI is shite, CGI and banter makes it worse. The second guardians of the galaxy film springs to mind.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I walked out of the cinema during Oliver Stones, The Doors!

Absolute shite!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

The Majestic (with Jim Carrey)

Tears of the Sun (with Bruce Willis)

Tenet (unnecessarily complex)

Dune (tedious from beginning to end)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Magnolia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blair Witch Project

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

TED

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

I’ve watched a few terrible films recently, but the worst has got to be “three headed shark attack”, it was so many levels of awful, 1hr 29mins of my life I’ll never get back haha

Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suicide squad 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweeny todd. Utter shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Film you’ve seen?

Forget your favourites, which one made you throw your popcorn away?

For me it was ‘Ted 2’, utter twash!

How about you? "

American Pie 4. Got it free from work, watched about 1/4 of it and turned off. Utter dross.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Top Cat: The Movie

Awful!

After something happens in it, it had about 2 minutes of black screen and the characters panicking, for it then to be revealed they just had their eyes closed and everything comes back. That's the quality of the jokes in it.

It's the only film I've nearly walked out on and the only my kids have asked to leave. We only stayed as it was raining outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The current bond film ...

Been on shorter fukkin holidays

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Vivarium.

Really. Don't..

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Wonderwoman 2. I really enjoyed the first one. I lasted 40 minutes with the second one"

I had to stop watching this one. It was when they stole the jet (A tornado, which I've worked on) which has tandem seats (one behind the other) then in the cockpit shots they were sat side by side. Which would have made it 3 times wider on the inside as it was on the outside.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Pokémon the movie. I fell asleep despite the volume being so loud that it vibrated my internal organs in a not good way

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By *ewbie AnalystMan
over a year ago

Little Sandhurst

The Irishman, literally fell asleep 30 minutes in.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Film you’ve seen?

Forget your favourites, which one made you throw your popcorn away?

For me it was ‘Ted 2’, utter twash!

How about you? "

Never mind 2 I thought one was a disgrace

however cute the Teddy might look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything with Ryan Gosling in - what a waste of oxygen he is.

Because he’s gorgeous and married to a stunning woman and a millionaire. Plus he’s super fit, if we’re talking about stealing oxygen then you’d probably consume more than he does based on your lungs having to work harder than his.

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Was a film called wolves was diabolical.

Mind you free Jimmy comes a close second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fast and furious any of them bored watching the first one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zoolander 2. I have quite a high tolerance for crap films, but it was unwatchable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweeny todd. Utter shit

This and cats are the only two films I’ve ever walked out on in a cinema!

With sweeny Todd I exchanged the tickets and watched alien v predator instead.

With cats it was Xmas eve 2019 I’d take my daughter and her friend. I left them in there and had a coffee in the Costa inside the cinema foyer and people watched instead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fast track no limits

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Sweeny todd. Utter shit

This and cats are the only two films I’ve ever walked out on in a cinema!

With sweeny Todd I exchanged the tickets and watched alien v predator instead.

With cats it was Xmas eve 2019 I’d take my daughter and her friend. I left them in there and had a coffee in the Costa inside the cinema foyer and people watched instead! "

God I forgot about Sweeney Todd. Ray Winstone looking like a particularly ugly potato in grotty Y fronts grunting away at Hayley Atwell.

Terrible casting choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anchorman 2. Dont even think I could force a laugh out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just 1?

Ted - only funny scene was the squabble in hotel room. I thought it appalling. Never saw the second.

Sicario - saw that in the cinema, started off good. Got progressively worse and no, I didn't get the time back - I couldn't imagine why they went on to make Sicario 2

Buried - crap throughout and extremely disappointing end but to be fair, what was I expecting with that title of the movie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horizon Line. Absolutely the shittest movie ever made. I recommend watching it if you haven't seen it because it makes every other movie seem brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ted

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Anything with Ryan Gosling in - what a waste of oxygen he is.

Not liking someone as an actor is one thing, but calling them a waste of oxygen is a bit too much

It's Shazam! for me....terrible, terrible, terrible movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just recently I couldn’t finish a Bruce Willis film called Cosmic Sin. I can only assume that they blew the budget on his fee as it’s set in the year 2524 and they’re still driving pick up trucks and firing machine guns. Awful, I lasted 30 mins, and that was a struggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything with Ryan Gosling in - what a waste of oxygen he is.

that’s a bit harsh...!

...liked him in “Drive” film directed by Nicolas Winding Refn

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Crikey- what happened to people sense of humour today?

I don't actually wish the guy dead. I don't like him as an actor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks in Venice, no description needed

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

The new halloween film

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Went to the cinema to watch cats. Absolutely terrible!

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Seen too many and have too poor memory to be able to pick a worst have been fooled several times by enticing loooking horror film dvd covers then get home watch it and it’s utter shite

Worst recently was a locally shot film called “muscle” about a bloke who became a bodybuilder without ever actually looking like he lifted weights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suicide squad 2"

Agree with this! It was dreadful.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

CATS, and anything with James Cordon in.

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

"I walked out of the cinema during Oliver Stones, The Doors!

Absolute shite! "

I would have walked out of Natural Born Killers if a young lady hadn't invited me.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd without the main stars from first (good) film was rubbish.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Donnie Darko.. Pretentious and poor story telling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghostrider

It was the only time I ever walked out of the cinema!

Horrible Bosses comes a close second.

Oh there's so many! Don't get me started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went to the cinema to watch cats. Absolutely terrible! "

Crikey - I went to see that too - I agree was awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The road to wellville.

Shocking shower of shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaws 4 - the revenge.

Based on a plot that the shark followed the family from the previous films to where they were living on the other side of the world..because sharks are like that, I'm surprised there isn't a scene where the shark hires a hitman to do the job for him for good..

In the last scene the shark even roars -like a lion..

-Absolute manure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh. Users on here drop like flies..

Oh yes, the Fly 2

shite film.

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

All the police academy films after Steve Gutenberg left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ghostrider

It was the only time I ever walked out of the cinema!

Horrible Bosses comes a close second.

Oh there's so many! Don't get me started

Ghost Rider…i’d forgotten about that. Drivel, pure and simple. Watched it all with my ex-wife. She had a thing for Sam Elliot and I was quite taken with Eva Mendes.

To be fair to Nick Cage, he made the film knowing it wasn’t going to be good as he was a fan of the comic books.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked out of kill Bill.

Seen other rubbish movies too. Probably worse ones. But its the only one i walked out of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Llamageddonn. Catch it on Amazon Prime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suicide squad 2

Agree with this! It was dreadful. "

How did you not love the weasel? The best part of that movie was seeing him alive at the end.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Dude Where's My Car ...

An absolute load of utter unfunny bollocks of the highest order "

Very bad, but I thought napoleon dynamite was even worse. Makes police academy 6 look like a masterpiece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green Street.

Elijah Wood attempting to act hard and failing miserably and Charlie Hunham who has one of the worst cockney accents I've ever heard.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd without the main stars from first (good) film was rubbish."

That goes for all sequels that use different casts. Eg home alone without culkin, the America pie one with the different cast etc.

Overall, shite comedies appear to be figuring very prominently in this list

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Green Street.

Elijah Wood attempting to act hard and failing miserably and Charlie Hunham who has one of the worst cockney accents I've ever heard.

Wood wasn’t trying to act hard. That was the whole point, soft American lad getting mixed in with football hooligans.

Worst cockney accent still belongs to dick van dyke. Although he has been rebranded as Penis Truck Lesbian to bring him more up to date

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Titanic!!!! The worst bore In the history of films

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Strong mention for Far And Away, with Tom Cruise hamming it up with a shite “oh begorrah” Irish accent, delivering a truly awful dialogue. No Irish actors available, it seems ... or they read the story and said fuck that.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Titanic!!!! The worst bore In the history of films "

Didn’t really have suspense on its side. But fuck, it was long and boring

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Titanic!!!! The worst bore In the history of films

Didn’t really have suspense on its side. But fuck, it was long and boring "

When I was made to watch it a second time I vomited half way through, that was preferable

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"I walked out of the cinema during Oliver Stones, The Doors!

Absolute shite!

I would have walked out of Natural Born Killers if a young lady hadn't invited me."

I walked out on Born On The 4th of July.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Titanic!!!! The worst bore In the history of films

Didn’t really have suspense on its side. But fuck, it was long and boring

When I was made to watch it a second time I vomited half way through, that was preferable "

Fuck, what had you done to be sentenced to a second viewing?

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"CATS, and anything with James Cordon in."

The most smug, self-satisfied prick on screen.

I’ll tell him when I see him, he has moved into our area.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Titanic!!!! The worst bore In the history of films "

This was the first film I watched in the cinema without adults supervising! We went as part of someone's birthday party and the cinema was full of 12/13yo school children, hyped up on sugar. We had a brilliant time

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Titanic!!!! The worst bore In the history of films

Didn’t really have suspense on its side. But fuck, it was long and boring

When I was made to watch it a second time I vomited half way through, that was preferable

Fuck, what had you done to be sentenced to a second viewing? "

My sister tortured me with it

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Titanic!!!! The worst bore In the history of films

I cannot think of anything worse

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