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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, you have been searching and you have found your perfect match, you hotlist them and wait for your opportunity to strike…. You notice the ‘one’ is online and now is the perfect time to hit them with a pick up line that will leave them weak at the knees, or use a cheesy chat up line! You write an awesome message, you proof read it and you are super proud with your efforts. You hit send and watch your digital poetry disappear into the tinter-web……. And now they are offline!

Annoying isn’t it……. And that’s because it’s Monday!

Insert your morale lifting commitment below

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Have all your messages prewritten and saved and as soon as you see them online copy and paste and hit send.

Works every time. Except when they reply to say some items you've ordered are currently out of stock.

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Your literary diamond will safely nestle in amongst tons of poorly-written coal, a glittering example of erudite wit that will probably never be discovered.

This is Fab. Enjoy!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Even if they are online they might be browsing the forums, not reading their mail.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"So, you have been searching and you have found your perfect match, you hotlist them and wait for your opportunity to strike…. You notice the ‘one’ is online and now is the perfect time to hit them with a pick up line that will leave them weak at the knees, or use a cheesy chat up line! You write an awesome message, you proof read it and you are super proud with your efforts. You hit send and watch your digital poetry disappear into the tinter-web……. And now they are offline!

Annoying isn’t it……. And that’s because it’s Monday!

Insert your morale lifting commitment below

"

I'm back online, you can send it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an amazing response to this thread but you went offline 14 minutes ago.. maybe next time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have all your messages prewritten and saved and as soon as you see them online copy and paste and hit send.

Works every time. Except when they reply to say some items you've ordered are currently out of stock. "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had an amazing response to this thread but you went offline 14 minutes ago.. maybe next time."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fantastic bright side here! at least you can chill out and live in hope before you get your 'no reply -delete' instead of having it whitewashed in a nano second.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I had an amazing response to this thread but you went offline 14 minutes ago.. maybe next time.

"

Oh dear. I didn't know replies were subject to judgement.

Don't fail mine. I'm sensitive.

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