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By *ortheastcoupleuk OP   Couple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

have ya ever been pissed off and cant be arsed to gan to work and think fook it ,if so whats the excuse ya use and have ya ever been caught oot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regularly, but my boss always catches me, he is a total tool, but he always seems to know what i'm doing, ,

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Ohh did I mention I was self employed??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god i could write a book of the excuses ive used in the past ... ill never go to heaven

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"Oh god i could write a book of the excuses ive used in the past ... ill never go to heaven "

i'll meet you at the gates to hell we can burn together lol, ooooh hang on you need a job to be able to lie about why you aint coming in though don't you

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By *ortheastcoupleuk OP   Couple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

id write one but am soooo ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id write one but am soooo ill "

Aww hugs hope ur feeling better soon xx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Never used it my self but did do a back to work interview with a chap who had caught his scrotum on a nail. I hasten to say i didn't ask to look but its the most memorable i have heard.

My most common is "i'm working from home today"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Never used it my self but did do a back to work interview with a chap who had caught his scrotum on a nail. I hasten to say i didn't ask to look but its the most memorable i have heard.

My most common is "i'm working from home today" "

do you get much work done when working from home ???

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Never used it my self but did do a back to work interview with a chap who had caught his scrotum on a nail. I hasten to say i didn't ask to look but its the most memorable i have heard.

My most common is "i'm working from home today" do you get much work done when working from home ???"

Honestly? ??

Bugger all i spend half of it chatting on the phone

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Never used it my self but did do a back to work interview with a chap who had caught his scrotum on a nail. I hasten to say i didn't ask to look but its the most memorable i have heard.

My most common is "i'm working from home today" do you get much work done when working from home ???

Honestly? ??

Bugger all i spend half of it chatting on the phone "

im shocked........

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Never used it my self but did do a back to work interview with a chap who had caught his scrotum on a nail. I hasten to say i didn't ask to look but its the most memorable i have heard.

My most common is "i'm working from home today" do you get much work done when working from home ???

Honestly? ??

Bugger all i spend half of it chatting on the phone im shocked........"

You are?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Never used it my self but did do a back to work interview with a chap who had caught his scrotum on a nail. I hasten to say i didn't ask to look but its the most memorable i have heard.

My most common is "i'm working from home today" do you get much work done when working from home ???

Honestly? ??

Bugger all i spend half of it chatting on the phone im shocked........

You are? "

i am ......to the same person or lots of different ppl ?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Never used it my self but did do a back to work interview with a chap who had caught his scrotum on a nail. I hasten to say i didn't ask to look but its the most memorable i have heard.

My most common is "i'm working from home today" do you get much work done when working from home ???

Honestly? ??

Bugger all i spend half of it chatting on the phone im shocked........

You are? i am ......to the same person or lots of different ppl ?"

Well a few people but my last statement said 8000 mins to one number

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Never used it my self but did do a back to work interview with a chap who had caught his scrotum on a nail. I hasten to say i didn't ask to look but its the most memorable i have heard.

My most common is "i'm working from home today" do you get much work done when working from home ???

Honestly? ??

Bugger all i spend half of it chatting on the phone im shocked........

You are? i am ......to the same person or lots of different ppl ?

Well a few people but my last statement said 8000 mins to one number "

wow what do you find to talk about for 8000 minutes????

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Never used it my self but did do a back to work interview with a chap who had caught his scrotum on a nail. I hasten to say i didn't ask to look but its the most memorable i have heard.

My most common is "i'm working from home today" do you get much work done when working from home ???

Honestly? ??

Bugger all i spend half of it chatting on the phone im shocked........

You are? i am ......to the same person or lots of different ppl ?

Well a few people but my last statement said 8000 mins to one number wow what do you find to talk about for 8000 minutes????"

Some bird who tells me about her dirty knickers. mind you know with women you try for ages to get a word in but you haven't got a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats 133.33 hours... I don't see thewife that long in a month lol.. let alone talk to her ... wow

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Never used it my self but did do a back to work interview with a chap who had caught his scrotum on a nail. I hasten to say i didn't ask to look but its the most memorable i have heard.

My most common is "i'm working from home today" do you get much work done when working from home ???

Honestly? ??

Bugger all i spend half of it chatting on the phone im shocked........

You are? i am ......to the same person or lots of different ppl ?

Well a few people but my last statement said 8000 mins to one number wow what do you find to talk about for 8000 minutes????

Some bird who tells me about her dirty knickers. mind you know with women you try for ages to get a word in but you haven't got a chance. "

oh but that cant be right _ig bad........do you not take control?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those 0898 numbers are quite addictive

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Thats 133.33 hours... I don't see thewife that long in a month lol.. let alone talk to her ... wow "

Is it that many? Fuck me i need to get a life lol.

So this marriage thing. do you stop talking then if you get a ring through her nose then or sommat?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Those 0898 numbers are quite addictive "

Oi its not an 0898 no as it happens lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Thats 133.33 hours... I don't see thewife that long in a month lol.. let alone talk to her ... wow "
thats cuz ur perving on here!!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Thats 133.33 hours... I don't see thewife that long in a month lol.. let alone talk to her ... wow "

thats cos she a Fab widow!!! hehehehe xx

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