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By *cottish..1234 OP   Man
over a year ago

annan

What is the best opening line you have had as well what is the best compliment you have had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was in Vegas many years ago, some guy came up to me and said "if Elvis was alive he'd do you and feel good about it"

Kind of a strange one but it stuck with me.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I had someone send me a picture of a duck, and in the message he apologised for the unsolicited duck pic but he blamed autocorrect. Made me laugh and started one of the funnest conversations I've had on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had someone send me a picture of a duck, and in the message he apologised for the unsolicited duck pic but he blamed autocorrect. Made me laugh and started one of the funnest conversations I've had on here."

How did he send you a picture of a duck? Pictures of animals are not allowed on Fab?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I had someone send me a picture of a duck, and in the message he apologised for the unsolicited duck pic but he blamed autocorrect. Made me laugh and started one of the funnest conversations I've had on here.

How did he send you a picture of a duck? Pictures of animals are not allowed on Fab?"

I'm pretty sure it wasn't one from his profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had someone send me a picture of a duck, and in the message he apologised for the unsolicited duck pic but he blamed autocorrect. Made me laugh and started one of the funnest conversations I've had on here.

How did he send you a picture of a duck? Pictures of animals are not allowed on Fab?

I'm pretty sure it wasn't one from his profile!"

I had a picture of me scuba diving banned because there were fish in it?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I had someone send me a picture of a duck, and in the message he apologised for the unsolicited duck pic but he blamed autocorrect. Made me laugh and started one of the funnest conversations I've had on here.

How did he send you a picture of a duck? Pictures of animals are not allowed on Fab?

I'm pretty sure it wasn't one from his profile!

I had a picture of me scuba diving banned because there were fish in it?"

Were you putting it onto your profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had someone send me a picture of a duck, and in the message he apologised for the unsolicited duck pic but he blamed autocorrect. Made me laugh and started one of the funnest conversations I've had on here.

How did he send you a picture of a duck? Pictures of animals are not allowed on Fab?

I'm pretty sure it wasn't one from his profile!

I had a picture of me scuba diving banned because there were fish in it?

Were you putting it onto your profile?"

Yes but the moderator said it was not the right plaice

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I had someone send me a picture of a duck, and in the message he apologised for the unsolicited duck pic but he blamed autocorrect. Made me laugh and started one of the funnest conversations I've had on here.

How did he send you a picture of a duck? Pictures of animals are not allowed on Fab?

I'm pretty sure it wasn't one from his profile!

I had a picture of me scuba diving banned because there were fish in it?

Were you putting it onto your profile?

Yes but the moderator said it was not the right plaice "
don’t keep carping on about it !! - see what I did there??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had a one liner sent to me…. But I seem to the most polite let downs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had someone send me a picture of a duck, and in the message he apologised for the unsolicited duck pic but he blamed autocorrect. Made me laugh and started one of the funnest conversations I've had on here.

How did he send you a picture of a duck? Pictures of animals are not allowed on Fab?

I'm pretty sure it wasn't one from his profile!

I had a picture of me scuba diving banned because there were fish in it?

Were you putting it onto your profile?

Yes but the moderator said it was not the right plaice don’t keep carping on about it !! - see what I did there?? "

Yes but it’s your Achilles Eel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The duck one had me laughing

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