FabSwingers.com forum: Swearing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on from the swearing is crass thread, this one is for people who love it. We want to hear the most creative swear word

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Jebus

Gawd

Feck

I use them lots

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jebus

Gawd

Feck

I use them lots

Fuck nugget

Cock womble

Knob Jockey

Margaret Thatcher

Although that last one is only used in extreme circumstances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

Seen on social media at some point

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Cock juggling thunder cunt is always a good one

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

Seen on social media at some point"

Love that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock juggling thunder cunt is always a good one

LvM"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive found my people

my favourite will always be cunt.

but i find 'whopper' and 'bellringer' also brighten my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntbadger… I’ve used it before, not sure why

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Bellend gets dropped on the regular when I'm driving too

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes an old school dickhead just hits the spot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive found my people

my favourite will always be cunt.

but i find 'whopper' and 'bellringer' also brighten my day

Px "

I had a friend who we used to call hammer toe whopper skull. You can probably guess why

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Fucking love swearing. It really is big and is clever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bellend gets dropped on the regular when I'm driving too

LvM"

Bellend describes everyone. It doesn’t matter if I love or hate them, they’re all bellends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to stick with the classics. Can't beat a good 'fuck'

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Jebus

Gawd

Feck

I use them lots

Fuck nugget

Cock womble

Knob Jockey

Margaret Thatcher

Although that last one is only used in extreme circumstances "

I can see why you would use it though

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I like to stick with the classics. Can't beat a good 'fuck' "

Certainly can't...

LvM

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By *orthernGinge-93Man
over a year ago

Northeast

Cunt has to be no1 in my book..

Cock womble

Bellend

Fuck nugget

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some man was on some programme talking about how to make the perfect cheese on toast and Mrs NE called him a “cheese nonce”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found that when reading the forums I say dick a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitchwaffle

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Fuck nugget, cunt chops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntoid…lots of em around this time of year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bitchwaffle "

My 2 favourite things combined. I like it

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Wankspangle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffing flucker - when the kids are around.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bell whiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew someone who was anti swearing , used to say MotherFlower

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago

I'm Irish. Swearing is a form of punctuation.

My current favourite is bag of dicks.

As in how do I look ... you look like a bag of dicks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Spunk bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ball bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank stain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wank stain "

I’ve met a few people who that describes perfectly

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

An aussie fuck wit or shit cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck

Crab

Damn

And in the most extreme of situations fiddlesticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap not crab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t beat a good old fashioned Wazzock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew someone who was anti swearing , used to say MotherFlower"

Mother Hubbard…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moron, dick wad , twat seem to be high on my list.

I throw in “bitch” quite a lot

Example

“Brad, stop being such a little bitch all the time”

Or in a good way:

“Bitch, you are my soulmate”

Also does slute count? Cos I call my mum a slute too x

in a good way tho

but I might see how this might seem kinda offensive at first

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Hi I’m Likestohike, you may remember me for such hits as “What a giant clusterfuck”, “Not this shitshow again” and my all time no.1 “Fuck this shit I’m out”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Moron, dick wad , twat seem to be high on my list.

I throw in “bitch” quite a lot

Example

“Brad, stop being such a little bitch all the time”

Or in a good way:

“Bitch, you are my soulmate”

Also does slute count? Cos I call my mum a slute too x

in a good way tho

but I might see how this might seem kinda offensive at first"

I think the general rule is if you’d call your mother it it isn’t a real swear word

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Twunt anyone??

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Twatwaffle , cuntbucket fucknugget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calling someone like your boss a silly custard..( hybrid of cunt and bastard) and they don't have a clue..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unintelligent people swear cos they have nothing sensible to say x so i agree xx

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Twunt anyone?? "

I use Twunt too.... Kinda satisfying to say when stressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unintelligent people swear cos they have nothing sensible to say x so i agree xx"

Any studies to back this theory up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Calling someone like your boss a silly custard..( hybrid of cunt and bastard) and they don't have a clue.."

I’ve never heard that one before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite sentence enhancer is cunt I also like kerfuckeled xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My favourite sentence enhancer is cunt I also like kerfuckeled xx"

I use cunt that much it’s became a term of endearment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckin Prick if someone is really annoying

Dickhead I love - especially after Robbie Williams hidden track

Dick is almost a pet name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooop … creative you said … erm …

I love fuckadoodledoo if something is really brill - that better?

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs

I do love a good swear, and you can be so creative with them. Some of my favourites:

Wankspangle

Spunktrumpet

Fucknugget

Cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do love a good swear, and you can be so creative with them. Some of my favourites:

Wankspangle

Spunktrumpet

Fucknugget

Cockwomble"

It’s amazing how near enough every swear word in this thread is genital related

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooop … creative you said … erm …

I love fuckadoodledoo if something is really brill - that better?

Much better

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

my favourite, Arse candles! great for when things go wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks rolls off the tongue nicely.

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs

"I do love a good swear, and you can be so creative with them. Some of my favourites:

Wankspangle

Spunktrumpet

Fucknugget

Cockwomble

It’s amazing how near enough every swear word in this thread is genital related

I know right?

One of the joys of English is that you can take ordinary words and turn them into a swear or an insult just by adding “total”, “utter” or “absolute” in front of it. Examples:

You utter spoon!

You absolute turnip!

You total sponge!

Combine that with a swear and you get things like “You complete and utter wankbiscuit!” Which is just pure gold (thanks to the late, great Rik Mayall for that one).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Balloon knot isn’t technically swearing but works well as an insult

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bollocks rolls off the tongue nicely. "

In more ways than one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum guzzler was always a fave haha

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Cuntybaws

Fannybaws

Cock Womble

Bellend

Douche canoe

Knob jockey

A few favs of mine x

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

Cunthooks (a greeting ie,"hey cunthooks !").

Shitfaced (on the way to being fucked).

Fucked (see above x2).

Shitbag (usually uttered under the breath after losing).

Shite (a quick jerk action to anything that I can't find a word for).

Shite hawk (a bounder,a scallion).

Fuckinell (an expression used throughout the day,from joy to lose of hope for someone).

These are a few of my favourites but I do like a bit of imagination aswell as :-

Fart knocker

Clunge

And much more...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuntybaws

Fannybaws

Cock Womble

Bellend

Douche canoe

Knob jockey

A few favs of mine x"

The Scottish make swearing 10x funnier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite sentence enhancer is cunt I also like kerfuckeled xx

I use cunt that much it’s became a term of endearment "

Hehe it has so many uses xx

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Cuntybaws

Fannybaws

Cock Womble

Bellend

Douche canoe

Knob jockey

A few favs of mine x

The Scottish make swearing 10x funnier"

Why thank you, we really do have a way with words x

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By *ustybee222Woman
over a year ago

portsmouth

Fuckwit is my go to for any occasion

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

[Removed by poster at 30/10/21 19:02:18]

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

"Fuckwit is my go to for any occasion

Fuckwit is good as a retort

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Cunthooks (a greeting ie,"hey cunthooks !").

Shitfaced (on the way to being fucked).

Fucked (see above x2).

Shitbag (usually uttered under the breath after losing).

Shite (a quick jerk action to anything that I can't find a word for).

Shite hawk (a bounder,a scallion).

Fuckinell (an expression used throughout the day,from joy to lose of hope for someone).

These are a few of my favourites but I do like a bit of imagination aswell as :-

Fart knocker

Clunge

And much more

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By *ustybee222Woman
over a year ago

portsmouth

Cuntybollocks

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

"Cuntybollocks

A double-entendre, love it

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Also occasionally enjoy the word fucktard

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By *arol321Woman
over a year ago

Poole

Toss wipe

And when my kids were small I don’t give a fuck became I don’t give a flying foo foo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calling someone like your boss a silly custard..( hybrid of cunt and bastard) and they don't have a clue..

I’ve never heard that one before "

I made it up when he was being particularly obnoxious one afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Calling someone like your boss a silly custard..( hybrid of cunt and bastard) and they don't have a clue..

I’ve never heard that one before

I made it up when he was being particularly obnoxious one afternoon."

I call my boss a lot worse but we get on so I can get away with it

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

I work in the building trade so if I didn't call my boss a cunt through the day he'd think that something was wrong with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wank stain

I’ve met a few people who that describes perfectly

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