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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

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Ask away what Advice would you like xxxx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

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No one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do I do if I don't get this shit hot job I've applied for?

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

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"What do I do if I don't get this shit hot job I've applied for? "

You will get it x

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Should I get myself dressed and go shopping or do it tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do I do if I don't get this shit hot job I've applied for?

You will get it x"

That really made me feel good!

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago

Aunt yas. First time caller, long time listener.

How can I be more interesting or less boring?

I will take my answer off the air thank you and love your work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How hard should you pinch a boy species to let them know that you like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I tell Tom that I want him to dress up as santa and shout "ho ho ho" when we're shagging?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Aunt Yas

Short term listener - long term caller.

How can I be less fuck off smoking hot so that other women aren't mean to me ?

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

None. As and when I need advice I'll ask myself. That way I will get good advice from myself

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Hi Aunty Yasmeen,

Do all men sing ‘young hearts run free’ while in the shower or is it a quirk unique to my husband?

Thanking you very much in advance.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Should I consider surgery for the hairy wart on the tip of my cock? Some women like it as it adds to the length, but the occasional secretion can be off putting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I get myself dressed and go shopping or do it tomorrow? "

I know what I’d rather do….

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

What’s the best way for a shy newbie to get his cock sucked on here OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I likely to lose my virginity before the end of the year or shall I just hope for next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should i film myself in the shower and send it to him as a tease? Px

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"should i film myself in the shower and send it to him as a tease? Px "

No. You should put it on Fab too

LvM

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

What do you do about post shaving itch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Aunty Yasmeen, what should I say to the gentlemen who send me the dick pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do men still want to meet, when I am a straight male ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men still want to meet, when I am a straight male ? "

Because men are attracted to cock pics, women aren’t.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Dear Aunty Yasmeen,

Why do people who offer advice , fuck off and never come back ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate my job at the moment so should I throw a sicky on Monday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you do about post shaving itch? "

Femfresh do a post shave balm. That shit saved my life. Stops razor bumps too!!

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago


"Dear Aunty Yasmeen,

Why do people who offer advice , fuck off and never come back ????"

Insert nodding emoji here please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Aunty Yasmeen,

Why do people who offer advice , fuck off and never come back ????"

Haha

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago


"Why do men still want to meet, when I am a straight male ?

Because men are attracted to cock pics, women aren’t. "

Also some straight men are not so straight and some bi men not so bi.

Take the compliment and don't worry about the details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you do about post shaving itch? "

Wax instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aunt yas how do i over come my nervousness before a meet I feel it’s holding me back x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Aunty Yasmeen,

Why do people who offer advice , fuck off and never come back ????"

I suspect someone took her away from here

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Should I get myself dressed and go shopping or do it tomorrow? "

Do it today xx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"How hard should you pinch a boy species to let them know that you like them "

Kiss is better x

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"How do I tell Tom that I want him to dress up as santa and shout "ho ho ho" when we're shagging? "

You just did x

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Aunt Yas

Short term listener - long term caller.

How can I be less fuck off smoking hot so that other women aren't mean to me ?

"

Take your pics down x

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hi Aunty Yasmeen,

Do all men sing ‘young hearts run free’ while in the shower or is it a quirk unique to my husband?

Thanking you very much in advance. "

Just your hubby hope this helps x

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Am I likely to lose my virginity before the end of the year or shall I just hope for next? "

Next year xxx and it will be great xx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Dear Aunty Yasmeen,

Why do people who offer advice , fuck off and never come back ????"

Because I was busy

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What do I do if I don't get this shit hot job I've applied for?

You will get it x

That really made me feel good!"

Xxx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"should i film myself in the shower and send it to him as a tease? Px "

No xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aunty Yas.

Who's head should I bite off?

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Dear Aunty Yasmeen, what should I say to the gentlemen who send me the dick pics? "

Say they are all the same send doves x

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What do you do about post shaving itch? "

Baby lotion

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Aunty Yas.

Who's head should I bite off? "

List is endless

Start with

Granny's

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Aunt yas. First time caller, long time listener.

How can I be more interesting or less boring?

I will take my answer off the air thank you and love your work"

Show your gonads

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"What do I do if I don't get this shit hot job I've applied for?

You will get it x

That really made me feel good!

Xxx"

Well she was right about my euro numbers I asked her for last night. I won £7,10.

So whilst I'm still going to work on Monday. I'm not splitting hairs

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Should I consider surgery for the hairy wart on the tip of my cock? Some women like it as it adds to the length, but the occasional secretion can be off putting. "

I'm not a doctor

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Aunt yas how do i over come my nervousness before a meet I feel it’s holding me back x"

Try and relax I'm the same xxx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Why do men still want to meet, when I am a straight male ? "

Ask them

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What do I do if I don't get this shit hot job I've applied for?

You will get it x

That really made me feel good!

Xxx

Well she was right about my euro numbers I asked her for last night. I won £7,10.

So whilst I'm still going to work on Monday. I'm not splitting hairs "

Great xx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What’s the best way for a shy newbie to get his cock sucked on here OP? "

Put it between your legs

And chant

It rubs the lotion on its skin

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I hate my job at the moment so should I throw a sicky on Monday? "

No go to work x

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"None. As and when I need advice I'll ask myself. That way I will get good advice from myself "

Good

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Dear Aunty Yasmeen,

Why do people who offer advice , fuck off and never come back ????"

Dear Granny waiting is always a good trait

You might get a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aunt yas how do i over come my nervousness before a meet I feel it’s holding me back x

Try and relax I'm the same xxx"

xx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Aunt yas how do i over come my nervousness before a meet I feel it’s holding me back x

Try and relax I'm the same xxx xx"

After you have had a bath done your make up just relax I'm sure they are the same a bit nervous xxxx

And

Enjoy xxx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Aunty Yas.

Who's head should I bite off?

List is endless

Start with

Granny's "

Then

Rex holes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Aunty Yas.

Who's head should I bite off?

List is endless

Start with

Granny's "

Boom ! Saw that coming......

Aunty Yas What were you busy with ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aunty Yas.

Who's head should I bite off?

List is endless

Start with

Granny's "

Then Yaz’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Aunty Yasmeen, what should I say to the gentlemen who send me the dick pics?

Say they are all the same send doves x"

I will be sure to do that, thank you Aunty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I likely to lose my virginity before the end of the year or shall I just hope for next?

Next year xxx and it will be great xx"

Yay.

Frustrating

But yay

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Aunty Yas.

Who's head should I bite off?

List is endless

Start with

Granny's

Then Yaz’s "

I don't mind. Yas can go first.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Dear Aunty Yasmeen,

Why do people who offer advice , fuck off and never come back ????

Dear Granny waiting is always a good trait

You might get a treat "

I've never found patience to be a virtue. Have you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aunty Yas.

Who's head should I bite off?

List is endless

Start with

Granny's "

Her eyes are so big

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Why do men still want to meet, when I am a straight male ?

Because men are attracted to cock pics, women aren’t. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I tell Tom that I want him to dress up as santa and shout "ho ho ho" when we're shagging?

You just did x"

Ho Ho Ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aunty Yas.

Who's head should I bite off?

List is endless

Start with

Granny's

Her eyes are so big "

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Aunty Yas.

Who's head should I bite off?

List is endless

Start with

Granny's

Boom ! Saw that coming......

Aunty Yas What were you busy with ?"

I was shopping

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Dear Aunty Yasmeen, what should I say to the gentlemen who send me the dick pics?

Say they are all the same send doves x

I will be sure to do that, thank you Aunty "

Xxx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Am I likely to lose my virginity before the end of the year or shall I just hope for next?

Next year xxx and it will be great xx

Yay.

Frustrating

But yay "

Xxxx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Dear Aunty Yasmeen,

Why do people who offer advice , fuck off and never come back ????

Dear Granny waiting is always a good trait

You might get a treat

I've never found patience to be a virtue. Have you ?"

no

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Should I consider surgery for the hairy wart on the tip of my cock? Some women like it as it adds to the length, but the occasional secretion can be off putting.

I'm not a doctor "

Sorry you dont need doctor try

Priest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night I had the best wank ever and I'm worried I'll never find a woman who can live up to my hand. What should I do?

A

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Last night I had the best wank ever and I'm worried I'll never find a woman who can live up to my hand. What should I do?

A"

Wank again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aunty Yas,

There's someone I know and their name rhymes with jazz peen. I don't know how to raise this with them. Any advice?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Dear Aunty Yas

My fishnets are full of holes!

Please advise

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Dear auntie yas

Minnies holes need filling.

May I be of assistance!?

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Dear Aunty Yas

My fishnets are full of holes!

Please advise "

Sew them up x

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Dear auntie yas

Minnies holes need filling.

May I be of assistance!? "

Oh

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Aunty Yas,

There's someone I know and their name rhymes with jazz peen. I don't know how to raise this with them. Any advice? "

Yes say nowt

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I fancy both my coworker and her mum. Who should I go for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aunty Yas,

There's someone I know and their name rhymes with jazz peen. I don't know how to raise this with them. Any advice?

Yes say nowt "

Mum's the word.

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Aunty Yas,

There's someone I know and their name rhymes with jazz peen. I don't know how to raise this with them. Any advice?

Yes say nowt

Mum's the word. "

Xxx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Aunty Yas,

There's someone I know and their name rhymes with jazz peen. I don't know how to raise this with them. Any advice?

Yes say nowt

Mum's the word.

Xxx

"

Oops

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I fancy both my coworker and her mum. Who should I go for? "

Just say

Moooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yasmeen,how do I turn my heart to stone xx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Yasmeen,how do I turn my heart to stone xx"

You cant my darling

Be your self just guard your feelings xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aunt yas how do i over come my nervousness before a meet I feel it’s holding me back x

Try and relax I'm the same xxx xx

After you have had a bath done your make up just relax I'm sure they are the same a bit nervous xxxx

And

Enjoy xxx"

Thank you lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the best thing to invest in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His auntie _asmeen

How do I make myself less appealing to the women of fab

I can't stand all the attention

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Aunt yas how do i over come my nervousness before a meet I feel it’s holding me back x

Try and relax I'm the same xxx xx

After you have had a bath done your make up just relax I'm sure they are the same a bit nervous xxxx

And

Enjoy xxx Thank you lovely xx"

Xx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What is the best thing to invest in ? "

Property

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