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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Following on from the great films thread…

What films that you thought would be great, turned out to be terrible?

I’ve got a feeling that this is going to be a far busier thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Troy. How can you fuck up a film with a huge budget, a stellar cast, based on a story that's been popular for 3000 years? That's kind of impressive really.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Troy. How can you fuck up a film with a huge budget, a stellar cast, based on a story that's been popular for 3000 years? That's kind of impressive really."

That’s very true!

I’d forgotten about that one, with good reason

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I thought Dune would be at least decent if not great, but I found myself bored out of my mind from beginning to end. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye bye man, what a waste of time

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

LOTR- about an hour longer than it should be with pointless waffle, I fell asleep in the cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I love Tarantino and everything he does but this was 2 hours of boring dialogue with a decent 20 minutes stuck on the end

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I love movies but some, I just don't get....

Donnie Darko

No Country for Old Men

Big Lebowski

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Many Saints of Newark.

The Sopranos set the mark high so this film had s lot to live up to. But it was utter dung.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOTR- about an hour longer than it should be with pointless waffle, I fell asleep in the cinema "

I am so glad I wasn't the only one. I have tried twice since and fell asleep each time. For those who can't sleep, try this. No prescription required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Troy. How can you fuck up a film with a huge budget, a stellar cast, based on a story that's been popular for 3000 years? That's kind of impressive really."

Get Americans to write it and put a pretty boy in the lead, sure fire way to fuck anything up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love movies but some, I just don't get....

Donnie Darko

No Country for Old Men

Big Lebowski"

Now I thought all of these films were great especially the big L

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Trainspotting 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trainspotting 2"

You could say that about 90% of sequels to good films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love movies but some, I just don't get....

Donnie Darko

No Country for Old Men

Big Lebowski"

Big lebowski I didn't get the first time around. But i enjoyed 2nd time around. The other two, I agree are hard work. A critic's wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOTR- about an hour longer than it should be with pointless waffle, I fell asleep in the cinema

I am so glad I wasn't the only one. I have tried twice since and fell asleep each time. For those who can't sleep, try this. No prescription required. "

Which film though, LotR is a trilogy not a single film?

Now The Hobbit trilogy, that was pants.

Braveheart, utter tosh.

The Suicide Squad, hugely disappointing and barely better than first attempt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes wide shut

The violins still reverberate in my head

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"LOTR- about an hour longer than it should be with pointless waffle, I fell asleep in the cinema

I am so glad I wasn't the only one. I have tried twice since and fell asleep each time. For those who can't sleep, try this. No prescription required.

Which film though, LotR is a trilogy not a single film?

Now The Hobbit trilogy, that was pants.

Braveheart, utter tosh.

The Suicide Squad, hugely disappointing and barely better than first attempt.

"
. The first one, didn’t bother trying to endure any of the sequels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOTR- about an hour longer than it should be with pointless waffle, I fell asleep in the cinema

I am so glad I wasn't the only one. I have tried twice since and fell asleep each time. For those who can't sleep, try this. No prescription required.

Which film though, LotR is a trilogy not a single film?

Now The Hobbit trilogy, that was pants.

Braveheart, utter tosh.

The Suicide Squad, hugely disappointing and barely better than first attempt.

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I enjoyed The Suicide Squad. It’s daft and ridiculous but still enjoyable

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

No Country for Old Men

Gripping film but ended half way through

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

The Seige of Firebase Gloria, I thought it would be decent seen as it starred the guy who played the drill instructor in Full Metal Jacket. Absolutely terrible film especially if you have any kind of military background. Turned it off halfway as I couldn't take any more.

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By *oftyandhisloverCouple
over a year ago

surrey


"I thought Dune would be at least decent if not great, but I found myself bored out of my mind from beginning to end. Luke "

Oh no! Was looking forward to going to watch that, maybe the eye candy of Jason Momoa with keep me awake lol

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Taxi Driver. Don't get me wrong De Nero was great but just as it gets starting good (most of the film is like a build-up), it suddenly ends. Close second was Return of the Jedi. After the first 2 excellent films of the Star Wars universe, this was such a let down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New Halloween is pretty terrible, quite dissapointed to say the least!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New Halloween is pretty terrible, quite dissapointed to say the least!"

We’re watching it tonight. Is it that bad?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Don’t think I’ve seen any sequel that lived up to the hype.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The Blair Witch Project.

One of the most boring things I've ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t think I’ve seen any sequel that lived up to the hype. "

Infinity War and Endgame are both better than the previous Avengers films but I agree most sequels are just shameless cash grabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the days of video rental on vhs…Eyes Wide Shut. So dull, the only film I’ve ever paid to watch and not finished. The only good thing was that the rewind was quick as we only managed 40 mins or so…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New Halloween is pretty terrible, quite dissapointed to say the least!

We’re watching it tonight. Is it that bad?"

Depends, I spent most the film laughing so I guess that's not what a horror is supposed to be. They kind of just turned it into a bloody gore fest not the suspense/fear film it usually is!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Don’t think I’ve seen any sequel that lived up to the hype. "

Die Hard 2 & 3 are as good as the first one.... Yippie-Ki-Yay Motherfucker!

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

The King

We were told it's really good, historically accurate etc.

In reality - utter drivel and about as accurate as Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

(the same can be said of Braveheart and many others, but we expected them to be rubbish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New Halloween is pretty terrible, quite dissapointed to say the least!

We’re watching it tonight. Is it that bad?

Depends, I spent most the film laughing so I guess that's not what a horror is supposed to be. They kind of just turned it into a bloody gore fest not the suspense/fear film it usually is! "

We’ll still watch it because it’s Halloween this weekend but it’s been years since they made a really good slasher horror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taxi Driver. Don't get me wrong De Nero was great but just as it gets starting good (most of the film is like a build-up), it suddenly ends. Close second was Return of the Jedi. After the first 2 excellent films of the Star Wars universe, this was such a let down."

I will defend Jedi with Princess Leia in bondage, epic battles, speeders and a happy ending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell asleep in the cinema watching one of the Star Wars movies years ago. My OH wasn't impressed

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

i found the green mile a waste of time to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Grey with Liam Nelson. What a pointless waste of time that was .

Suicide squad. Not one of them had the power to take down a superman type person. For fuck sake a guy good at climbing . One can throw a boomerang and girl with a nice arse with a baseball bat .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taxi Driver. Don't get me wrong De Nero was great but just as it gets starting good (most of the film is like a build-up), it suddenly ends. Close second was Return of the Jedi. After the first 2 excellent films of the Star Wars universe, this was such a let down.

I will defend Jedi with Princess Leia in bondage, epic battles, speeders and a happy ending. "

Im sure many a young lad got a happy ending by themselves watching Leia in bondage

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Buried

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Mercifully, I have never seen, nor been tempted to pay to watch any Star Wars film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Robin Hood Men In Tights dire

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

usual suspects was drivel from start to end

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I love Tarantino and everything he does but this was 2 hours of boring dialogue with a decent 20 minutes stuck on the end "

I was bored watching this. Everyone was raving about it though. So disappointed

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock Knock - truly truly awful

Was supposed to be Keanu Reeves come back film but he must have been desperate when he took that on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mercifully, I have never seen, nor been tempted to pay to watch any Star Wars film. "

I’ve seen the first, and second then one of the later ones, but much prefer Star Trek!

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Death in Venice

The planet of the apes

The only two films that I have walked out on halfway through total rubbish.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

The Tron reboot

LvM

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

No Time To Die

An hour too long,no action and a crap story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweeny todd, thats dire

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I thought Dune would be at least decent if not great, but I found myself bored out of my mind from beginning to end. Luke "

I thought it was excellent, and really captured the grand scale of the story... I was disappointed to find out it's a two parter though Guess I'm waiting another two years for part 2.

LvM

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago


"I thought Dune would be at least decent if not great, but I found myself bored out of my mind from beginning to end. Luke

Oh no! Was looking forward to going to watch that, maybe the eye candy of Jason Momoa with keep me awake lol"
dune was amazing. They took an impossible book and made it watchable. I'm driving 7 hours tomorrow to watch it in imax. Great movie.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Cleopatra

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Second of new IT movies wasn’t great

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago

I'm a nerd and a geek. I love most super hero, sci fi, fantasy movies.

I can say the rise of skywaker was pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Tron reboot

LvM"

Best thing about that was the music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guilty- rave reviews and utter shite. Acting was good but the promised " slick story line" was anything but. Just ended up wishing he would be sent home and his job assigned to someone who knew what they were doing.

Mr

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Interview with a vampire

The Mummy

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"The Tron reboot

LvM

Best thing about that was the music "

Oh yeah, Daft Punk rocked it

LvM

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Hereditary. What a load of rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hereditary. What a load of rubbish"

100% agree. People still try to tell me it’s brilliant but it’s awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once upon a time in Hollywood

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Justice League. I watched it again, free from quim lust and not swayed by the riff of a soundtrack and the most beautiful man ever (after Mads Mikkelsen).

The Zack Snyder cut is marginally better but honestly? There was so much potential and it never got beyond a semi.

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago


"Justice League. I watched it again, free from quim lust and not swayed by the riff of a soundtrack and the most beautiful man ever (after Mads Mikkelsen).

The Zack Snyder cut is marginally better but honestly? There was so much potential and it never got beyond a semi.

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I agree completely

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Suicide Squad, The Hobbit (any of them, although i really liked the dwarves song about mountains). Oh and The bloody Holiday. Excruciatingly bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gravity. Visual effects pretty good but my 6 year old grandaughter could have written a better storyline. Two actors and a voice, so not even three actors. Total rubbish.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I had high expectations of that too. Technically pretty amazing, but very sub B-movie plot and characterisation.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The Piano

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Probably not a popular addition but I found The Shining to be utter tosh.

Never cared for Ghost, either.

And fell asleep during Django Unchained.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Justice League. I watched it again, free from quim lust and not swayed by the riff of a soundtrack and the most beautiful man ever (after Mads Mikkelsen).

The Zack Snyder cut is marginally better but honestly? There was so much potential and it never got beyond a semi.

"

I’m going to frame this response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably not a popular addition but I found The Shining to be utter tosh.

Never cared for Ghost, either.

And fell asleep during Django Unchained.

"

Django was brilliant

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

The house that Jack built, I knew Lars would be trying to be as controversial as he normally is, but one particular scene I just couldn’t stomach.

Funny Games (1997 Original and to be honest remake as well) Fuck You Michael Haneke (Director) if I want telling off over violence in films I’ll read a book about it. Not be criticised whilst watching a below average thriller that constantly thinks it’s being clever and inventive but is just sanctimonious rubbish.

Rant over feel better now

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The Matrix sequels. The law of diminishing returns is very clear in these.

I hoped for Matrix level intrigue and brilliance, instead got bad Hugo Weaving CGI and ridiculous plotting.

I’m not hoping for better with the cash in nostalgia driven fourth, clearly we’ve not learnt from Indiana Jones 4!

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago


"The Matrix sequels. The law of diminishing returns is very clear in these.

I hoped for Matrix level intrigue and brilliance, instead got bad Hugo Weaving CGI and ridiculous plotting.

I’m not hoping for better with the cash in nostalgia driven fourth, clearly we’ve not learnt from Indiana Jones 4! "

I think (and I know I am setting myself up for a fall here) the new movie will be good. Its just not possible for it to be as bad as the second or third.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Rocky.

I only watched it a couple of years ago, mainly because a FWB was absolutely horrified that I liked old films but had never seen it.

To quite Catherine Tate's Nanna: what a load of old shit. Loser, who everyone expects to lose, works hard and still loses. Not much of a premise for a film, is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Prometheus and Alien Covenant movies.

May as well have been called when Dave met Paul: An android love story.

Dafuq did i watch

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Anything with Ben Stiller in it but particularly Jack and Jill. I always put it on if we have guests who haven't realised it's time for them to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t think I’ve seen any sequel that lived up to the hype.

Infinity War and Endgame are both better than the previous Avengers films but I agree most sequels are just shameless cash grabs "

Some sequels hit the mark.

Empire Strikes Back

Wrath of Khan

The Two Towers

The Winter Soldier

Aliens

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"Probably not a popular addition but I found The Shining to be utter tosh.

Never cared for Ghost, either.

And fell asleep during Django Unchained.

Django was brilliant "

I liked it the first time round. Although like might not be the best verb.. Second timme round it made me feel really uncomfortable so had to turn it off. One of the few times I've done that.

I thought the Hateful Eight was the best thing he's done since Jackie Brown /Kill Bill 1.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Anything with Ben Stiller in it but particularly Jack and Jill. I always put it on if we have guests who haven't realised it's time for them to go."

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Anything from the DC Universe for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love movies but some, I just don't get....

Donnie Darko

No Country for Old Men

Big Lebowski

Big lebowski I didn't get the first time around. But i enjoyed 2nd time around. The other two, I agree are hard work. A critic's wank."

Exactly. Films like Big Lebowski need a second watch because you start enjoying the lines after you get a good understanding of the characters who speak the lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would add all recent superhero films to the list. Fell asleep in one of the Avenger films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And recently, Once upon a time in Hollywood and Ad Astra. Went with huge expectations and was thoroughly disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And recently, Once upon a time in Hollywood and Ad Astra. Went with huge expectations and was thoroughly disappointed."

Agree 100% with Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. The Avengers films are mostly brilliant. Considering there’s 20+ of them I’d say there’s only a couple of bad ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Wars….(runs and hides).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And recently, Once upon a time in Hollywood and Ad Astra. Went with huge expectations and was thoroughly disappointed.

Agree 100% with Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. The Avengers films are mostly brilliant. Considering there’s 20+ of them I’d say there’s only a couple of bad ones "

Avengers has a target audience. It's just not for me. After a couple of films, the template that's followed in all these films was just hard to overlook.

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

The Fog. Not the original 1980 film, but the 2005 teen flick remake.

Donnie Darko. Just why? Terrible on every level.

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York


"Hereditary. What a load of rubbish"

Utter drivel.

Although someone in the cinema kept making the clicking noise, which kept making a girl gasp in fright. The only good thing about the film, not even in it lol

B

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York

The Blair Witch Project.

Utter garbage.

B

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By *redwilma666Couple
over a year ago

Kilbirnie

Naked nuns with big guns. It's about drug running in Columbia dressed as nuns with huge tits

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

Superman v batman, omg, how terrible it could have been, it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rocky.

I only watched it a couple of years ago, mainly because a FWB was absolutely horrified that I liked old films but had never seen it.

To quite Catherine Tate's Nanna: what a load of old shit. Loser, who everyone expects to lose, works hard and still loses. Not much of a premise for a film, is it?"

I like your plot summary

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Avatar - such a disappointment for me.

Why all the hype? Pity cos I love a good Sci-Fi

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By *yintotryCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"The Many Saints of Newark.

The Sopranos set the mark high so this film had s lot to live up to. But it was utter dung."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Troy. How can you fuck up a film with a huge budget, a stellar cast, based on a story that's been popular for 3000 years? That's kind of impressive really."

I have a very different opinion of that film. I still drool when I think of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blade runner 2049

And

Hot tub time machine 2 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blade runner 2049

And

Hot tub time machine 2 lol

"

We loved the first Hot Tub Time Machine. Other than the nerd song the second one was awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blade runner 2049

And

Hot tub time machine 2 lol

We loved the first Hot Tub Time Machine. Other than the nerd song the second one was awful "

Exactly I loved the first one lol Motley Lou awesome finish to a movie. Second one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brokeback Mountain. What a pile of shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blade runner 2049

And

Hot tub time machine 2 lol

We loved the first Hot Tub Time Machine. Other than the nerd song the second one was awful

Exactly I loved the first one lol Motley Lou awesome finish to a movie. Second one "

If I didn’t already have horror films planned for tonight I’d watch the first one again

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Avatar - such a disappointment for me.

Why all the hype? Pity cos I love a good Sci-Fi "

It's the special effects which were hyped up. Very good they were too. But the film itself is dismal at best.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Brokeback Mountain. What a pile of shite. "

Maybe they should have used an enema before that scene?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fifty shades of grey.

Books were good. Books were really good.

Must be my kinky mind.

But the movies was a royal disappointment. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blade runner 2049

And

Hot tub time machine 2 lol

We loved the first Hot Tub Time Machine. Other than the nerd song the second one was awful

Exactly I loved the first one lol Motley Lou awesome finish to a movie. Second one

If I didn’t already have horror films planned for tonight I’d watch the first one again "

Haha there’s always time

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Fifty shades of grey.

Books were good. Books were really good.

Must be my kinky mind.

But the movies was a royal disappointment. Lol "

I'd heard about the books so I bought the first but I found it quickly became samey. I never bothered with the others.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Fifty shades of grey.

Books were good. Books were really good.

Must be my kinky mind.

But the movies was a royal disappointment. Lol

I'd heard about the books so I bought the first but I found it quickly became samey. I never bothered with the others."

The idea of it was good but the sex scenes were samey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brokeback Mountain. What a pile of shite.

Maybe they should have used an enema before that scene? "

I just expected more from such a critiqued film. And the voices were so low, I had to turn the volume up to hear the dialogue and the pace was so slow. Really disappointed with the whole production of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a film but the final season of Game of Thrones. What a waste after all those years of build up

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

50 shades of grey, what a load of arsecandles that was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Irishman. It was so long and yet I felt nothing really happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God's Own Country , if you haven't seen this award winning depressing garbage consider yourself lucky.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

The men who stare at goats ! Absolutely dire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brokeback Mountain. What a pile of shite.

Maybe they should have used an enema before that scene? "

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Citizen Kane.

I'd heard so much about it, it's consistently voted #1 film of all time, rave reviews, blah blah blah...but..meh.

I didn't hate it as such and I finished it, but I felt very underwhelmed at the end. Artistically and stylistically, very well done, but overall ? Meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Strangers, bloody awful. I was waiting for something to happen then it ended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love movies but some, I just don't get....

Donnie Darko

No Country for Old Men

Big Lebowski"

Objectively wrong on all 3 counts

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hateful Eight.

The newest star wars trilogy.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Red Dragon

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Brokeback mountain. (I walked out of the cinema).

Once upon a time in Hollywood (I expected so much more from Tarrentino).

Anything with Ben Stiller, I just don't get his humour.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"The Matrix sequels. The law of diminishing returns is very clear in these.

I hoped for Matrix level intrigue and brilliance, instead got bad Hugo Weaving CGI and ridiculous plotting.

I’m not hoping for better with the cash in nostalgia driven fourth, clearly we’ve not learnt from Indiana Jones 4!

I think (and I know I am setting myself up for a fall here) the new movie will be good. Its just not possible for it to be as bad as the second or third.

"

I can just hear the film makers saying “hold my beer”

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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Open water

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I love Tarantino and everything he does but this was 2 hours of boring dialogue with a decent 20 minutes stuck on the end "

That’s interesting - I never got to the last 20mins - is it worth it?

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Not a film but the final season of Game of Thrones. What a waste after all those years of build up"

Diabolical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left Behind starring Nicholas Cage

Truly awful but worth watching just for Nicky Whelan

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

La La Fucking Land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I love Tarantino and everything he does but this was 2 hours of boring dialogue with a decent 20 minutes stuck on the end

That’s interesting - I never got to the last 20mins - is it worth it?"

No. Not at all. I was so bored by the time I got there I was playing on my phone and not taking any notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I love Tarantino and everything he does but this was 2 hours of boring dialogue with a decent 20 minutes stuck on the end

That’s interesting - I never got to the last 20mins - is it worth it?

No. Not at all. I was so bored by the time I got there I was playing on my phone and not taking any notice "

Am I the only person that liked this movie ? The two leads were great in it. Watched it at cinema and twice since also.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Napoleon dynamite. Someone made me watch it, saying it was really funny. I will never forgive her.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I love Tarantino and everything he does but this was 2 hours of boring dialogue with a decent 20 minutes stuck on the end

That’s interesting - I never got to the last 20mins - is it worth it?

No. Not at all. I was so bored by the time I got there I was playing on my phone and not taking any notice

Am I the only person that liked this movie ? The two leads were great in it. Watched it at cinema and twice since also. "

I liked it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Citizen Kane.

I'd heard so much about it, it's consistently voted #1 film of all time, rave reviews, blah blah blah...but..meh.

I didn't hate it as such and I finished it, but I felt very underwhelmed at the end. Artistically and stylistically, very well done, but overall ? Meh.

"

There are many 'classics' I've not brought myself to watch in fear of this very feeling. I know exactly what you mean, went through the same 'meh' with Dr. Strangelove

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Far and away.

As an Irish person, Tom cruise hamming it up with a crap Irish accent was just bloody painful . And the supposedly “Irish” dialogue ... fucking hell

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By *atentHeelsCouple
over a year ago

Salford

Every single Marvel film. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t think I’ve seen any sequel that lived up to the hype. "

ROCKY 2

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Naked nuns with big guns. It's about drug running in Columbia dressed as nuns with huge tits"

I thought I had imagined that film. Watched it when I got home from the pub one night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Far and away.

As an Irish person, Tom cruise hamming it up with a crap Irish accent was just bloody painful . And the supposedly “Irish” dialogue ... fucking hell "

Yup...utter crap.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Citizen Kane.

I'd heard so much about it, it's consistently voted #1 film of all time, rave reviews, blah blah blah...but..meh.

I didn't hate it as such and I finished it, but I felt very underwhelmed at the end. Artistically and stylistically, very well done, but overall ? Meh.

There are many 'classics' I've not brought myself to watch in fear of this very feeling. I know exactly what you mean, went through the same 'meh' with Dr. Strangelove"

Most Bond films. One dimensional drivel, and they got really lazy in the 70’s and 80’s. From Brosnan onwards at least they took the piss a bit

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Star Wars….(runs and hides)."

I’m with you on that.

And Harry Potter ... there’s a massive creepy element to it, lots of adults having “little secrets” with kids, “shh, don’t tell anyone ... I’m not supposed to be showing you this”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember going to see Lincoln, the film about Abraham Lincoln ... funnily enough!

It was boring as hell, and super long to boot.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Eyes wide shut

Catch me if you can

Anything with Tom Cruise or

Hugh Grant

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"I remember going to see Lincoln, the film about Abraham Lincoln ... funnily enough!

It was boring as hell, and super long to boot."

Dances with wolves ... Jesus that dragged on.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Eyes wide shut

Catch me if you can

Anything with Tom Cruise or

Hugh Grant "

At least catch me if you can encouraged me to read about the guy. Same with wolf of Wall Street.

I’m with you on huge grunt though. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, crumbs

And cruise is pretty much unwatchable. He almost didn’t ruin a few good men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back in the days of video rental on vhs…Eyes Wide Shut. So dull, the only film I’ve ever paid to watch and not finished. The only good thing was that the rewind was quick as we only managed 40 mins or so…"

Phew. I thought it was just me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eyes wide shut

Catch me if you can

Anything with Tom Cruise or

Hugh Grant "

I can’t stand Hugh Grant but he’s brilliant in The Gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fifty shades of grey.

Books were good. Books were really good.

Must be my kinky mind.

But the movies was a royal disappointment. Lol "

I found book awful as well..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Greatest Showman. What a hype. What a bore.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Eyes wide shut

Catch me if you can

Anything with Tom Cruise or

Hugh Grant

At least catch me if you can encouraged me to read about the guy. Same with wolf of Wall Street.

I’m with you on huge grunt though. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, crumbs

And cruise is pretty much unwatchable. He almost didn’t ruin a few good men. "

Cant watch Either actor along with

Anything with

Mel Gibson in it and I used to fancy him

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Eyes wide shut

Catch me if you can

Anything with Tom Cruise or

Hugh Grant

At least catch me if you can encouraged me to read about the guy. Same with wolf of Wall Street.

I’m with you on huge grunt though. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, crumbs

And cruise is pretty much unwatchable. He almost didn’t ruin a few good men.

Cant watch Either actor along with

Anything with

Mel Gibson in it and I used to fancy him"

With Gibson and cruise, in particular, I thought they were ok at the time, but then reached a tipping point after which I found them completely unwatchable, even going back to films I had enjoyed a few years earlier. Once you get it into your head that one of them is a complete dick, it’s hard to get past that.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I love Tarantino and everything he does but this was 2 hours of boring dialogue with a decent 20 minutes stuck on the end

That’s interesting - I never got to the last 20mins - is it worth it?

No. Not at all. I was so bored by the time I got there I was playing on my phone and not taking any notice

Am I the only person that liked this movie ? The two leads were great in it. Watched it at cinema and twice since also. "

I really enjoyed it, too.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Inland Empire... I feel like I should give it another go, but the dialogue is so low I couldn't hear the majority of it. Plus the digital format it's filmed in is a bit much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I love Tarantino and everything he does but this was 2 hours of boring dialogue with a decent 20 minutes stuck on the end

That’s interesting - I never got to the last 20mins - is it worth it?

No. Not at all. I was so bored by the time I got there I was playing on my phone and not taking any notice

Am I the only person that liked this movie ? The two leads were great in it. Watched it at cinema and twice since also.

I really enjoyed it, too. "

Yeah, in my eyes Tarantino can do no wrong, but I won't lie, I had to watch it twice before I got it

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I love Tarantino and everything he does but this was 2 hours of boring dialogue with a decent 20 minutes stuck on the end

That’s interesting - I never got to the last 20mins - is it worth it?

No. Not at all. I was so bored by the time I got there I was playing on my phone and not taking any notice

Am I the only person that liked this movie ? The two leads were great in it. Watched it at cinema and twice since also.

I really enjoyed it, too.

Yeah, in my eyes Tarantino can do no wrong, but I won't lie, I had to watch it twice before I got it"

I enjoyed it first time, enjoyed it more the second time. Great cast, great visually, and as is often the case with his films, the soundtrack was one of the real stars of the show.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I love Tarantino and everything he does but this was 2 hours of boring dialogue with a decent 20 minutes stuck on the end

That’s interesting - I never got to the last 20mins - is it worth it?

No. Not at all. I was so bored by the time I got there I was playing on my phone and not taking any notice

Am I the only person that liked this movie ? The two leads were great in it. Watched it at cinema and twice since also.

I really enjoyed it, too.

Yeah, in my eyes Tarantino can do no wrong, but I won't lie, I had to watch it twice before I got it"

See, I'm not a massive fan of his. Django Unchained was dire! But I still love Reservoir Dogs. X

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By *021leedscoupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Pretty much all modern zombie movies, all stick to the same plot from the old 80s movies. The only difference is the zombies could run down usain bolt their that fast in the newer ones. Army of the dead, world war z, I am legend, 28 days later/28 weeks later just a few I can think of.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

150 posts in and not one mention of Pearl harbour awful film

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Pretty much all modern zombie movies, all stick to the same plot from the old 80s movies. The only difference is the zombies could run down usain bolt their that fast in the newer ones. Army of the dead, world war z, I am legend, 28 days later/28 weeks later just a few I can think of. "

Let’s be fair, all zombie movies are absolute drivel.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Pretty much all modern zombie movies, all stick to the same plot from the old 80s movies. The only difference is the zombies could run down usain bolt their that fast in the newer ones. Army of the dead, world war z, I am legend, 28 days later/28 weeks later just a few I can think of.

Let’s be fair, all zombie movies are absolute drivel. "

Zombieland was good

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Tremors ... so bad it became a laughable comedy ??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Tremors ... so bad it became a laughable comedy ??! "

But you just had to keep watching lol

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Tremors ... so bad it became a laughable comedy ??!

But you just had to keep watching lol "

...and they even did Tremors 2, 3 and 4 ...oh my!?

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By *all me FlikWoman
over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Just watching a porn film called Supernatural...truly awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The second suicide squad film. Absolutely awful.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

I’m sticking with napoleon dynamite. Utter shite, and rightly destroyed the guy’s career.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"150 posts in and not one mention of Pearl harbour awful film "

Or Harbor as the "U" hating Yanks spell it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The second suicide squad film. Absolutely awful. "

Watched this recently and agree, was really disappointed. Guardians of the Galaxy is one of the best MCU films and I was expected something along the same lines, an ensemble cast gelled together. But all we got was a mess, barely better than the first attempt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a film called Brimstone starring Dakota Fanning and Guy Pearce which, on paper, should be great but it was a couple of hours of pure misery.

Not terribly made just miserable and mean with zero payoff, from start to finish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The second suicide squad film. Absolutely awful.

Watched this recently and agree, was really disappointed. Guardians of the Galaxy is one of the best MCU films and I was expected something along the same lines, an ensemble cast gelled together. But all we got was a mess, barely better than the first attempt. "

I thought the first time the characters were likeable, they weren’t in the second one. Was way OTT and trying too hard to be funny in places.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Biker boys

Torque

Both absolutely awful films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The second Italian Job. Just no

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Eyes wide shut

Catch me if you can

Anything with Tom Cruise or

Hugh Grant

At least catch me if you can encouraged me to read about the guy. Same with wolf of Wall Street.

I’m with you on huge grunt though. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, crumbs

And cruise is pretty much unwatchable. He almost didn’t ruin a few good men.

Cant watch Either actor along with

Anything with

Mel Gibson in it and I used to fancy him

With Gibson and cruise, in particular, I thought they were ok at the time, but then reached a tipping point after which I found them completely unwatchable, even going back to films I had enjoyed a few years earlier. Once you get it into your head that one of them is a complete dick, it’s hard to get past that. "

This xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ad Astra, I think it was called. Brad Pitt, and an exploding space monkey

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By *atentHeelsCouple
over a year ago

Salford


"I’m sticking with napoleon dynamite. Utter shite, and rightly destroyed the guy’s career. "

He didn’t have a career before that. It was ND which gave him his career like Blades of Glory. Wouldn’t have got that without ND

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Solaris. Worst film ever. X

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

White girls. Racial appropriation surely by modern standards?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Magnolia.

Save the effort and watch some magnolia paint dry

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'll be hated by some but Fight Club

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The new bond film

Found it pretty boring same goes for Halloween kill

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