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Clearing the pipes !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After a strange conversation on the work site today with the lads just wondering what other males do or women expect ?

So Daz at work a young lad 23ish says he can’t wait to see his GF tonight for fun and says better not be late as I want to get home have a shower shave and a “wank” before I meet her

So we laugh saying why you gotta do that when she will be sorting you out later he reply’s in a serious tone because it clears the old pipes out and I can last longer fair enough I thought

But Chris the other lad probably about 28 says god if that was me and I hasn’t seen my Mrs all week and I fucked her and only a dribble came out she would be pissed off

I was laughing at this being a lot older but they said why did I find it funny and what do I think is best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never go into battle with a gun that could go off half cocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never go into battle with a gun that could go off half cocked "

My hubby fires blanks lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 23 he should be able to keep going.

As for the other one, I don't think I've ever had a convo about the volume of sperm I've produced

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearing the pipe means going for a dump I thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You have to probably meet his Mrs very young and insecure always on the phone what you doing babes where are you etc

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Save the pipe cleaning til you're with her ...and have at least two goes instead of one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pre wank is sometimes a sensible idea. Just have to be careful of timing, close enough to the meet for it to be affective to make you last longer. Not to far away so it has no affect haha

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Clearing the pipe means going for a dump I thought "

Same, I was expecting to hear an enema story!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Save the pipe cleaning til you're with her ...and have at least two goes instead of one "

Exactly now that’s what I would do

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Save the pipe cleaning til you're with her ...and have at least two goes instead of one

Exactly now that’s what I would do "
also avoids the snail trail in the pants

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Maybe the day before so she gets a fresh batch.

I rather spurt quickly and then go again than have one off the wrist before I'd even got there.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

When did life get so complicated?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"When did life get so complicated? "

c.2006, I think.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"When did life get so complicated?

c.2006, I think. "

Yes... That's when Kanye started having doubts about everything. Things have never been the same since.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"When did life get so complicated?

c.2006, I think.

Yes... That's when Kanye started having doubts about everything. Things have never been the same since. "

Nothing good happens after you downgrade the ruler of the underworld to a Dwarf

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"When did life get so complicated?

c.2006, I think.

Yes... That's when Kanye started having doubts about everything. Things have never been the same since.

Nothing good happens after you downgrade the ruler of the underworld to a Dwarf "

I have no clue now. Life just got hella more complicated after I read that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"When did life get so complicated?

c.2006, I think.

Yes... That's when Kanye started having doubts about everything. Things have never been the same since.

Nothing good happens after you downgrade the ruler of the underworld to a Dwarf

I have no clue now. Life just got hella more complicated after I read that "

Pluto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When did life get so complicated?

c.2006, I think.

Yes... That's when Kanye started having doubts about everything. Things have never been the same since.

Nothing good happens after you downgrade the ruler of the underworld to a Dwarf

I have no clue now. Life just got hella more complicated after I read that

Pluto "

Is no longer a planet?!?!? that's how fucked up the world is!!

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By *luefishMan
over a year ago

downham market

At that age if he was a one shot deal I'd be concerned if I was his Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When did life get so complicated? "

Love this

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