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By *essie. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

My pup chewed through the router cable last night, even though she’s ignored it for months. She’s a rescue, currently sat looking like butter wouldn’t melt.

What have your pets done?

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Mine eats at least one tub of butter a week because nobody here will learn to put it back in the fridge when they’ve finished with it!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I came downstairs to find half a dead mouse and it's intestines all over the floor the other day...

Not sure which cat was the guilty one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came downstairs to find half a dead mouse and it's intestines all over the floor the other day...

Not sure which cat was the guilty one."

It wasnt me - I promise

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

One of my cats like to "rearrange" the window plants they must not be to her liking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Destroyed lots of toilet rolls.

Break down a couple of my watches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpets, flip-flops, shoes, bra's (not mine!), pens, full cooked dinners, paracetamol (£200 vet bill), my elbows, a horse, runners, every cushion in the house, all the wooden knobs on the bedroom furniture, the bin, kids teddies, chocolate, logs for the fire, other dogs...

Chewed the lot.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

One of our cats, hit me in the eye when he was a kitten and gave me a very painful corneal abrasion.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

My last doggy was really naughty, been known to go into my bag open my purse and rip up the notes, luckily just in two pieces, took a thread of carpet in the doorway and went back and too until it was about in inch to short brought plants in the house, took socks outside, but I thought he was funny and loved him to the moon and back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No longer have them but I left one of their blankets on the washing line once and they pulled on it so hard they snapped it out the ground

They were left in the garden for a few hours and one jumped the 6 foot fence. Was collected by family where he went and fucked their dog knocking her up

I could write a book on the stupidity of those two

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By *napperSpikeMan
over a year ago

St Albans

I had a very affectionate cat named Snatch who occasionally went a bit psychotic & turned on me resulting in a visit to the local minor injuries unit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to have cats that caught young rabbits and they would eat them from the head down. We often found a pair of rabbit back legs in the porch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a very affectionate cat named Snatch who occasionally went a bit psychotic & turned on me resulting in a visit to the local minor injuries unit. "

You had a pussy named snatch?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"I had a very affectionate cat named Snatch who occasionally went a bit psychotic & turned on me resulting in a visit to the local minor injuries unit.

You had a pussy named snatch? "

Pah ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had seven cats & two dogs at one stage, forget any Christmas Tree, that was just asking for trouble!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My 6 month old shepweiler chewed through the middle rear seatbelt of my car, which cost £180 to replace, plus costs of it needing a specialist fitter to change it as my local garage couldn’t do it. All this before I could put my car through it’s MOT

That’ll learn me.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

We used to have rats that ate my mates playstation cable

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

We have a greyhound that refuses to walk if we don't go the way she wants to! I look like a crazy woman dragging her behind me

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

My dog has chewed my tv cabinet,dining table,three of my dining chairs,spindles on stairs,staircase,skirting boards,my bed,mirror. The cat has wrecked the carpet doing the cat drag thing. Other than that nope they’re well behaved

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"My dog has chewed my tv cabinet,dining table,three of my dining chairs,spindles on stairs,staircase,skirting boards,my bed,mirror. The cat has wrecked the carpet doing the cat drag thing. Other than that nope they’re well behaved "

What’s the cat drag thing? I have an image of a cat dragging another cat by it’s tail and the poor cat is going “noooooooooio you’ll never take me alive” as it sticks it’s claws in the carpet, leaving scratch marks behind that CSI will look into in greater detail later on.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"My dog has chewed my tv cabinet,dining table,three of my dining chairs,spindles on stairs,staircase,skirting boards,my bed,mirror. The cat has wrecked the carpet doing the cat drag thing. Other than that nope they’re well behaved

What’s the cat drag thing? I have an image of a cat dragging another cat by it’s tail and the poor cat is going “noooooooooio you’ll never take me alive” as it sticks it’s claws in the carpet, leaving scratch marks behind that CSI will look into in greater detail later on.

"

You have a good imagination!!!

No it’s where they sort of try and get comfy I think. Pull up on the carpet or whatever they’re trying to do! Ruined it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog is 4 and generally the best behaved dog I could ask for.

Last week he licked the electricians bum crack while he was fitting my cooker. I could have died

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My cat keeps pissing everywhere cis she's old and blind and a knob head!

I'd prefer her to shit everywhere to be honest. She can find her tray to shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carpets, flip-flops, shoes, bra's (not mine!), pens, full cooked dinners, paracetamol (£200 vet bill), my elbows, a horse, runners, every cushion in the house, all the wooden knobs on the bedroom furniture, the bin, kids teddies, chocolate, logs for the fire, other dogs...

Chewed the lot."

Chewed runners, a horse and other dogs?

Mr

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Where do I start??

Hundreds of pounds worth of footwear chewed up.

Corner of my not-cheap bedside cabinet chewed off.

Ditto legs of my wooden kitchen trolley.

Electrical flexes (not plugged in) chewed through.

Phone charging cables chewed up (also not plugged in).

Boxes of tablets ripped open.

Eaten most of the toys they have been bought.

Bin divers!

I scan the room when I go out now to see if there's anything they might chew up.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"My dog is 4 and generally the best behaved dog I could ask for.

Last week he licked the electricians bum crack while he was fitting my cooker. I could have died "

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

My pug trumps..... Oh boyyyyy does my pug trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine eats at least one tub of butter a week because nobody here will learn to put it back in the fridge when they’ve finished with it!"

Do they put it on the floor? How is your pet able to get it? Hope your pet doesn’t end up with Pancreatitis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dog is 4 and generally the best behaved dog I could ask for.

Last week he licked the electricians bum crack while he was fitting my cooker. I could have died

"

LMAO!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my cat was a kitten, she climbed the newly put up embossed wallpaper that the council put up. She also climbed my curtains, and coats in order to get high. She’s 3 now, and has her own 7ft climbing pole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 6 month old shepweiler chewed through the middle rear seatbelt of my car, which cost £180 to replace, plus costs of it needing a specialist fitter to change it as my local garage couldn’t do it. All this before I could put my car through it’s MOT

That’ll learn me. "

What’s a “Shepweiler” lol thought I’d heard all the weird names of cross breeds lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You couldn’t make this up, but my dog has a pants fetish If he gets hold of any, they’re getting chewed.

My cat is extremely demanding in general, especially now he’s getting older.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog brings in hedgehogs lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, my dog completely loses it when I have sex. He hates the sounds and gets extremely worried about me. Last time, I had to let him into the bedroom just to shut him up. And the guy said ‘J, your dog has just licked my left bollock’. And then the cat came in crying for food. It was a complete fucking fiasco!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"My 6 month old shepweiler chewed through the middle rear seatbelt of my car, which cost £180 to replace, plus costs of it needing a specialist fitter to change it as my local garage couldn’t do it. All this before I could put my car through it’s MOT

That’ll learn me.

What’s a “Shepweiler” lol thought I’d heard all the weird names of cross breeds lol "

German Shepherd/Rottweiler cross. Plenty of character and bloody gorgeous

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By *heekyweebissimWoman
over a year ago

fife,


"We have a greyhound that refuses to walk if we don't go the way she wants to! I look like a crazy woman dragging her behind me "

I used to have a greyhound that got bored walking so would take himself home after his run and wait for me at the back door

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"We have a greyhound that refuses to walk if we don't go the way she wants to! I look like a crazy woman dragging her behind me

I used to have a greyhound that got bored walking so would take himself home after his run and wait for me at the back door "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat keeps pissing everywhere cis she's old and blind and a knob head!

I'd prefer her to shit everywhere to be honest. She can find her tray to shit! "

Poor kitty - incontinence is horrible, try putting some puppy pads down in the area she wees, easier to clean up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s a “Shepweiler” lol thought I’d heard all the weird names of cross breeds lol

German Shepherd/Rottweiler cross. Plenty of character and bloody gorgeous "

OMG that’s a dangerous mix, hope you’re putting the training in

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By *hawslut_redemptionCouple
over a year ago

Minehead


"My dog is 4 and generally the best behaved dog I could ask for.

Last week he licked the electricians bum crack while he was fitting my cooker. I could have died "

Great story, made us laugh out loud. As we were there we 'fabbed' a few photos, hope you don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My German Shepherd is a pain in the arse.

Visitors can't sit in his sofa spot for longer than 30 min, he will attempt to pull them off, it that fails he just sits on them (he is 56 kg)

He stands on the coffee table to get my attention

He steals tea towels to get my attention (usually have to swap for a biscuit)

He steals shoes to get my attention (just one shoe)

He will hide his tennis balls in my bag. I obviously thinks it's important accessory for me to have.

He will lose a ball under the chair then remember where it is 6 months later and cry until you retrieve it

My son works from home and my dog lies on his bed during the day, often said dog will decide that team meetings are a great time to lick his bollox

He steals important stuff from my sons room to get his attention.

Tbf I'm quite lucky, he doesn't chew stuff, just steals it....I leave all sorts laying round and he never takes it unless he wants attention.

He will play this game where he will have his ball, poke you with it but then you have to try and grab it off him. If he likes you, he will want you to plat, it does freak people out though, not many people ever want to play thar game

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Mine chewed a brand new pair of shoes. T replaced them. And she chewed them too. She has a restricted diet due to so many allergies but will eat anything she can. She’s calmed down a lot now she’s 5 but she still has a bit of puppy devil in her. And we’ve learnt to make sure she can’t reach anything

J x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"We have a greyhound that refuses to walk if we don't go the way she wants to! I look like a crazy woman dragging her behind me "

Ours does that with T!! But not with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my little terror was a puppy, he chewed walls, cupboards, dining room table, all the knobs off the oven, wires, doggycam.. anything he could get his hands on.

Also the escape artist got out one day and ripped up the whole carpet on the stairs and landing. Not forgetting the time he worked out how to open the freezer and eat all the contents.

I don't miss those days

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"What’s a “Shepweiler” lol thought I’d heard all the weird names of cross breeds lol

German Shepherd/Rottweiler cross. Plenty of character and bloody gorgeous

OMG that’s a dangerous mix, hope you’re putting the training in "

Somebody should tell her that! She’s the most laid back chilled out dog ever. But yes, she’s being trained and is VERY treat orientated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s a “Shepweiler” lol thought I’d heard all the weird names of cross breeds lol

German Shepherd/Rottweiler cross. Plenty of character and bloody gorgeous

OMG that’s a dangerous mix, hope you’re putting the training in "

Rotty and German Shepherds make wonderful pets, I have owned GSD's all my life and raised my children around them. Neither breed is dangerous unless they are in the wrong hands. But that can be said of any breed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very true x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When my little terror was a puppy, he chewed walls, cupboards, dining room table, all the knobs off the oven, wires, doggycam.. anything he could get his hands on.

Also the escape artist got out one day and ripped up the whole carpet on the stairs and landing. Not forgetting the time he worked out how to open the freezer and eat all the contents.

I don't miss those days "

I adore my dog, but the puppy days were the hardest ever. He got by on cuteness alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When my little terror was a puppy, he chewed walls, cupboards, dining room table, all the knobs off the oven, wires, doggycam.. anything he could get his hands on.

Also the escape artist got out one day and ripped up the whole carpet on the stairs and landing. Not forgetting the time he worked out how to open the freezer and eat all the contents.

I don't miss those days

I adore my dog, but the puppy days were the hardest ever. He got by on cuteness alone!"

Oh god, agreed there. Good job they are cute. My puppy used to nip your feet and ankles trying to herd me, of course that is what Germans Shepherds are meant to do but not to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s so sweet! And they really are the most stunning dogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My German Shepherd is a pain in the arse.

Visitors can't sit in his sofa spot for longer than 30 min, he will attempt to pull them off, it that fails he just sits on them (he is 56 kg)

He stands on the coffee table to get my attention

He steals tea towels to get my attention (usually have to swap for a biscuit)

He steals shoes to get my attention (just one shoe)

He will hide his tennis balls in my bag. I obviously thinks it's important accessory for me to have.

He will lose a ball under the chair then remember where it is 6 months later and cry until you retrieve it

My son works from home and my dog lies on his bed during the day, often said dog will decide that team meetings are a great time to lick his bollox

He steals important stuff from my sons room to get his attention.

Tbf I'm quite lucky, he doesn't chew stuff, just steals it....I leave all sorts laying round and he never takes it unless he wants attention.

He will play this game where he will have his ball, poke you with it but then you have to try and grab it off him. If he likes you, he will want you to plat, it does freak people out though, not many people ever want to play thar game

"

I would pay good money to have a dog this adorable!

...update at this end; as of this morning, I'm ANOTHER pair of Reefs worse off!

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"We have a greyhound that refuses to walk if we don't go the way she wants to! I look like a crazy woman dragging her behind me

I used to have a greyhound that got bored walking so would take himself home after his run and wait for me at the back door "

We don't let her off the lead incase she sees a cat/squirrel/rat. She'd be gone after it and we'd lose her

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"We have a greyhound that refuses to walk if we don't go the way she wants to! I look like a crazy woman dragging her behind me

Ours does that with T!! But not with me "

She's just really stubborn. Likes her own way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My German Shepherd is a pain in the arse.

Visitors can't sit in his sofa spot for longer than 30 min, he will attempt to pull them off, it that fails he just sits on them (he is 56 kg)

He stands on the coffee table to get my attention

He steals tea towels to get my attention (usually have to swap for a biscuit)

He steals shoes to get my attention (just one shoe)

He will hide his tennis balls in my bag. I obviously thinks it's important accessory for me to have.

He will lose a ball under the chair then remember where it is 6 months later and cry until you retrieve it

My son works from home and my dog lies on his bed during the day, often said dog will decide that team meetings are a great time to lick his bollox

He steals important stuff from my sons room to get his attention.

Tbf I'm quite lucky, he doesn't chew stuff, just steals it....I leave all sorts laying round and he never takes it unless he wants attention.

He will play this game where he will have his ball, poke you with it but then you have to try and grab it off him. If he likes you, he will want you to plat, it does freak people out though, not many people ever want to play thar game

I would pay good money to have a dog this adorable!

...update at this end; as of this morning, I'm ANOTHER pair of Reefs worse off!"

Oh bugger!

I would happily put him up for adoption,

He hates rain, refuses to go out in it, scared of the wind, he will hide or try and climb on my knee if the door creaks

Crap gaurd dog, he sleeps all day and won't wake up if you come home unexpectedly....the amount of times I or my eldest have walked through the door and been there for ages until he realises

Has a thing for Policemen, loves them, the amount of times we've been out and he's made a beeline for them

Used to be a Policeman who would patrol the park at the time we walked, my Dog would happily walk off with him not giving me a second thought, do a lap and come back.

Once when took him down to the field I let him off lead, he ran into the woods and started high pitched yapping, went to investigate and he'd rounded up a group of chavs smoking pot, I was mortified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has a thing for Policemen, loves them, the amount of times we've been out and he's made a beeline for them

Used to be a Policeman who would patrol the park at the time we walked, my Dog would happily walk off with him not giving me a second thought, do a lap and come back.

Once when took him down to the field I let him off lead, he ran into the woods and started high pitched yapping, went to investigate and he'd rounded up a group of chavs smoking pot, I was mortified "

Outstanding work!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"My German Shepherd is a pain in the arse.

Visitors can't sit in his sofa spot for longer than 30 min, he will attempt to pull them off, it that fails he just sits on them (he is 56 kg)

He stands on the coffee table to get my attention

He steals tea towels to get my attention (usually have to swap for a biscuit)

He steals shoes to get my attention (just one shoe)

He will hide his tennis balls in my bag. I obviously thinks it's important accessory for me to have.

He will lose a ball under the chair then remember where it is 6 months later and cry until you retrieve it

My son works from home and my dog lies on his bed during the day, often said dog will decide that team meetings are a great time to lick his bollox

He steals important stuff from my sons room to get his attention.

Tbf I'm quite lucky, he doesn't chew stuff, just steals it....I leave all sorts laying round and he never takes it unless he wants attention.

He will play this game where he will have his ball, poke you with it but then you have to try and grab it off him. If he likes you, he will want you to plat, it does freak people out though, not many people ever want to play thar game

I would pay good money to have a dog this adorable!

...update at this end; as of this morning, I'm ANOTHER pair of Reefs worse off!

Oh bugger!

I would happily put him up for adoption,

He hates rain, refuses to go out in it, scared of the wind, he will hide or try and climb on my knee if the door creaks

Crap gaurd dog, he sleeps all day and won't wake up if you come home unexpectedly....the amount of times I or my eldest have walked through the door and been there for ages until he realises

Has a thing for Policemen, loves them, the amount of times we've been out and he's made a beeline for them

Used to be a Policeman who would patrol the park at the time we walked, my Dog would happily walk off with him not giving me a second thought, do a lap and come back.

Once when took him down to the field I let him off lead, he ran into the woods and started high pitched yapping, went to investigate and he'd rounded up a group of chavs smoking pot, I was mortified

"

love it!

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