FabSwingers.com forum: Is the skin on your knees

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

the same as ball bag skin?

I’m starting to get saggy kneecaps as well now

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the same as ball bag skin?

I’m starting to get saggy kneecaps as well now

Love and Peace

Nah my knees are all cracked up my elbow skin on the other hand I would agree

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"the same as ball bag skin?

I’m starting to get saggy kneecaps as well now

Love and Peace

Nah my knees are all cracked up my elbow skin on the other hand I would agree

You have saggy elballs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the same as ball bag skin?

I’m starting to get saggy kneecaps as well now

Love and Peace

Nah my knees are all cracked up my elbow skin on the other hand I would agree

You have saggy elballs? "

You have saggy knees?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"the same as ball bag skin?

I’m starting to get saggy kneecaps as well now

Love and Peace

Nah my knees are all cracked up my elbow skin on the other hand I would agree

You have saggy elballs?

You have saggy knees?

Yes, I look like I’ve got 2 ball bags on my knees

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Don't forget the elbows.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Would you rather have ball bags for knees or knees for ball bags?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the same as ball bag skin?

I’m starting to get saggy kneecaps as well now

Love and Peace

Nah my knees are all cracked up my elbow skin on the other hand I would agree

You have saggy elballs?

You have saggy knees?

Yes, I look like I’ve got 2 ball bags on my knees

My condolences

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Don't forget the elbows. "

What is the female equivalent I wonder? Or do they have ball bag skin on their elbows as well?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I hope not I don't have any balls!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I hope not I don't have any balls! "

Errrr I can see 2 big ones on your avatar

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Of course not, my knees are nowhere near that hairy

LvM

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Is that why C puts her hand on my knees now…she’s thinking they’re my balls

I’m not shaving my knees as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know but the skin on your lips is the same as my inner labia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shaving my knees at this very moment.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Would you rather have ball bags for knees or knees for ball bags? "

Imagine constantly kneeling on your balls

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmm….upon a careful examination I have deduced that the skin on my knees is not nearly as pliable or as inherently stretchy as my glorious scrotum.

Indeed, my patented scrotal sculpting techniques, whereby I can stretch it out and twist it into wondrous and artistic forms simply don’t translate to my knees although they are still very much useful for holding my outstretched ball sack in place when I lap the edges out and over them for some of my wondrous works.

Turner Prize….here I come!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Moisturise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I look at your ball bags to compare to the skin on my knees as I don't have any of those...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I look at your ball bags to compare to the skin on my knees as I don't have any of those...

Pics on the profile

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Can I look at your ball bags to compare to the skin on my knees as I don't have any of those...

You have no knees ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the amount of time I spend on my knees, mine are alright actually! Must be all the moisturising I do

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Everything's lifted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I look at your ball bags to compare to the skin on my knees as I don't have any of those...

You have no knees ??

Ball bags you dipstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my knees has a scar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I look at your ball bags to compare to the skin on my knees as I don't have any of those...

Pics on the profile

Pulled very firm, my knees are okay phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two faces on mine , Einstein to the left ,and ed Sheeran on my right

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"One of my knees has a scar

Where

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Well nothing to compare to but I doubt it, mine are full of scars

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Use cream

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Can I look at your ball bags to compare to the skin on my knees as I don't have any of those...

You have no knees ??

Ball bags you dipstick

I should hope you haven't or you've hidden them well

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?

Well you spit out

Potato water

So why not

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?

Well you spit out

Potato water

So why not"

So you think I should moisturise my plumbs with my own sex wee?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?

Well you spit out

Potato water

So why not

So you think I should moisturise my plumbs with my own sex wee?

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well you have before

Why change now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?

I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I look at your ball bags to compare to the skin on my knees as I don't have any of those...

You have no knees ??

Ball bags you dipstick

I should hope you haven't or you've hidden them well

Filthbag you

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?

I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!

You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Get a skin graft

Skin from your

Foreskin to help your knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t know don’t have skin there just permit carpet burns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?

I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!

You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?

Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?

I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!

You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?

Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!

He's 27

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my knees has a scar

Both of mine do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?

I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!

You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?

Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!

He's 27"

I'm sorry to break it to you but Mr Holes has been lying to you about his age this whole time Yasmeen.

I think you should punish him...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?

I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!

You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?

Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!

He's 27

I'm sorry to break it to you but Mr Holes has been lying to you about his age this whole time Yasmeen.

I think you should punish him..."

Where is he????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a photo and we'll guess if it's a knee or a ball sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?

I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!

You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?

Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!

He's 27

I'm sorry to break it to you but Mr Holes has been lying to you about his age this whole time Yasmeen.

I think you should punish him...

Where is he????"

In McDonald's getting a Happy Meal

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?

I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!

You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?

Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!

He's 27

I'm sorry to break it to you but Mr Holes has been lying to you about his age this whole time Yasmeen.

I think you should punish him...

Where is he????

In McDonald's getting a Happy Meal"

Thanks xxx I'm on my way

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Take a photo and we'll guess if it's a knee or a ball sack

Sent

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?

I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!

You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?

Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!

He's 27

I'm sorry to break it to you but Mr Holes has been lying to you about his age this whole time Yasmeen.

I think you should punish him...

Where is he????

In McDonald's getting a Happy Meal

Thanks xxx I'm on my way"

I’m on a diet so I’m not in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ball bags are made from excess elbow skin iirc

God was going to make us carry them around in our hands but they ordered too much elbow skin so made “wee little bags”.

Apparently.

So you might have elbow skin knees?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?

I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!

You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?

Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!

He's 27

I'm sorry to break it to you but Mr Holes has been lying to you about his age this whole time Yasmeen.

I think you should punish him...

Where is he????

In McDonald's getting a Happy Meal

Thanks xxx I'm on my way

I’m on a diet so I’m not in there

So you gonna eat

Natalie?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?

I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!

You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?

Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!

He's 27

I'm sorry to break it to you but Mr Holes has been lying to you about his age this whole time Yasmeen.

I think you should punish him...

Where is he????

In McDonald's getting a Happy Meal

Thanks xxx I'm on my way

I’m on a diet so I’m not in there

So you gonna eat

Natalie?"

Tbag?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?

I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!

You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?

Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!

He's 27

I'm sorry to break it to you but Mr Holes has been lying to you about his age this whole time Yasmeen.

I think you should punish him...

Where is he????

In McDonald's getting a Happy Meal

Thanks xxx I'm on my way

I’m on a diet so I’m not in there

So you gonna eat

Natalie?

Tbag?

Masks

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

OMG I'm howling at this thread

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

No i dont think so they don’t have 2in of pubes growing out of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a photo and we'll guess if it's a knee or a ball sack

Sent

I don't think it is supposed to look like that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Don't forget the elbows.

What is the female equivalent I wonder? Or do they have ball bag skin on their elbows as well?

Our ball bags are like handbags for the ovaries - keeps 'em slung up in the right place. I think some are better quality than others. My ovary-bag has sagged and now it's like a cheap knock-off shoulder bag from the market. Dangles dangerously into the action zone

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

My knees are now fully recovered from the carpet burns they sustained a while back, no sign of hair growing on them though, however as my ball sack didn't suffer the same war wounds from that memorable occasion that might be why I need to keep shaving them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG I'm howling at this thread

Me too… so funny

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"the same as ball bag skin?

I’m starting to get saggy kneecaps as well now

Love and Peace

Ya need to do more hand stands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my knees has a scar

Where"

Right there -

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"One of my knees has a scar

Where

Right there -

Cant see scares I see cock

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"One of my knees has a scar

Where

Right there -

Cant see scares I see cock "

Scars

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By *omenameTV/TS
over a year ago

GALWAY

This thread in general just has TMI

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"This thread in general just has TMI

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Would you rather have ball bags for knees or knees for ball bags?

Imagine constantly kneeling on your balls

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trust me it hurts!!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Swing those knacker sacks gents and be proud

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Swing those knacker sacks gents and be proud

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Omg this has just cracked me up

, we so need more threads like this! Miss pc

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

"the same as ball bag skin?

I’m starting to get saggy kneecaps as well now

Love and Peace

Demi Moore had saggy knees. She got rid of them with plastic surgery.

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