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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve recently been told that I have perfect bumhole placement. Who else has been given such a gracious complement?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It was when I was climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house I might add when she told me this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve recently been told that I have perfect bumhole placement. Who else has been given such a gracious complement?

Love and Peace

You're welcome.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I was recently told that I have a lovely clean colon during a colonoscopy…. does that count?

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Could that be construed as calling you a complete arse? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a lovely lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve recently been told that I have perfect bumhole placement. Who else has been given such a gracious complement?

Love and Peace

You're welcome."

And you fabbed it as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was recently told that I have a lovely clean colon during a colonoscopy…. does that count?

My answer depends on whether this is Mr or Mrs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could that be construed as calling you a complete arse? Lol"

I have been called much much worse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not a lovely lady."

You were at that moment in time

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I was recently told that I have a lovely clean colon during a colonoscopy…. does that count?

My answer depends on whether this is Mr or Mrs?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was recently told that I have a lovely clean colon during a colonoscopy…. does that count?

My answer depends on whether this is Mr or Mrs?

Mrs

In that case, yes it does count

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have sadly never received such a bum hole related blandishment and now feel that I am missing out

I think I need to post some ultra closeup pics of me bending over with my arse cheeks pulled wide apart….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have sadly never received such a bum hole related blandishment and now feel that I am missing out

I think I need to post some ultra closeup pics of me bending over with my arse cheeks pulled wide apart…."

If you do I’m certain you’ll get to page 12 of hot pics. For a bloke that’s pretty darn good and will definitely make your weekend.

I say: do it, do it, do it

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I have sadly never received such a bum hole related blandishment and now feel that I am missing out

I think I need to post some ultra closeup pics of me bending over with my arse cheeks pulled wide apart….

If you do I’m certain you’ll get to page 12 of hot pics. For a bloke that’s pretty darn good and will definitely make your weekend.

I say: do it, do it, do it

What he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was when I was climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house I might add when she told me this

Did she comment on the puckering or were you winking as you climbed out of the window?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would support a bum hole picture gallery 100%. Get it done guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would support a bum hole picture gallery 100%. Get it done guys. "

I was wondering when you would spot this thread

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

"It was when I was climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house I might add when she told me this

This seems to have got missed... Why were you climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is an bad bumhole placement?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It was when I was climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house I might add when she told me this

Did she comment on the puckering or were you winking as you climbed out of the window?

The latter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would support a bum hole picture gallery 100%. Get it done guys. "

I know you would

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It was when I was climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house I might add when she told me this

This seems to have got missed... Why were you climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house?

ssshhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is an bad bumhole placement?"

Post yours as your avatar and we can decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was when I was climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house I might add when she told me this

Did she comment on the puckering or were you winking as you climbed out of the window?

The latter

Winking ....or.....gaping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve recently been told that I have perfect bumhole placement. Who else has been given such a gracious complement?

Love and Peace

Ffs! Hahahhahahaha!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been told if I have a good or bad one!

Can I have some volunteers to lay down and I squat over their faces to determine what I have please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It was when I was climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house I might add when she told me this

Did she comment on the puckering or were you winking as you climbed out of the window?

The latter

Winking ....or.....gaping?

I don’t gape, I’m a gentleman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never been told if I have a good or bad one!

Can I have some volunteers to lay down and I squat over their faces to determine what I have please? "

G’wan then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve recently been told that I have perfect bumhole placement. Who else has been given such a gracious complement?

Love and Peace

I'll bet she actually thought it could do with being raised a few inches and slightly more to the left. She just didn't want to hurt your feelings...

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By *akingHayCouple
over a year ago

Mayfield

"I was recently told that I have a lovely clean colon during a colonoscopy…. does that count?

I was complimented on the excellent visibility after my recent one! Maybe colonoscopy compliments have recently been approved by NICE?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve recently been told that I have perfect bumhole placement. Who else has been given such a gracious complement?

Love and Peace

I'll bet she actually thought it could do with being raised a few inches and slightly more to the left. She just didn't want to hurt your feelings...

How to knock a mans confidence rule number 1: tell him his bumhole isn’t symmetrically nice

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I was recently told that I have a lovely clean colon during a colonoscopy…. does that count?

I was complimented on the excellent visibility after my recent one! Maybe colonoscopy compliments have recently been approved by NICE?"

I do hope so….it’s nice to get a compliment in any situation although I did wonder if I was right to say thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was recently told that I have a lovely clean colon during a colonoscopy…. does that count?

I was complimented on the excellent visibility after my recent one! Maybe colonoscopy compliments have recently been approved by NICE?"

Your recent bumhole? Was your old one a bit battered and bruised?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve recently been told that I have perfect bumhole placement. Who else has been given such a gracious complement?

Love and Peace

I'll bet she actually thought it could do with being raised a few inches and slightly more to the left. She just didn't want to hurt your feelings...

How to knock a mans confidence rule number 1: tell him his bumhole isn’t symmetrically nice

Life's tough....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve recently been told that I have perfect bumhole placement. Who else has been given such a gracious complement?

Love and Peace

I'll bet she actually thought it could do with being raised a few inches and slightly more to the left. She just didn't want to hurt your feelings...

How to knock a mans confidence rule number 1: tell him his bumhole isn’t symmetrically nice

Life's tough....

I’m booking a bumhole tuck right now

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Been told I give perfect bumhole placement if that counts?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

And he’s home!!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I’ve recently been told that I have perfect bumhole placement. Who else has been given such a gracious complement?

Love and Peace

I think that as long as it’s towards the back, it’s probably fit for purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't had my starfish on show recently so I don't know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been told I give perfect bumhole placement if that counts?"

Can we all see it please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And he’s home!!

Yes. And burnt to fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never been told if I have a good or bad one!

Can I have some volunteers to lay down and I squat over their faces to determine what I have please? "

Please let me know if this post had any effect on your inbox.....thats your inbox not your outbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never been told if I have a good or bad one!

Can I have some volunteers to lay down and I squat over their faces to determine what I have please?

Please let me know if this post had any effect on your inbox.....thats your inbox not your outbox

I sent her a japs eye pic so I’m guilty for one

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"And he’s home!!

Yes. And burnt to fuck

Hilarious!!!!

you coming for coffee and cake social tomorrow afternoon?!?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And he’s home!!

Yes. And burnt to fuck

Hilarious!!!!

you coming for coffee and cake social tomorrow afternoon?!?"

Yes. I’m working but send me the details and I’ll catch the choo choo and meet you all

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"And he’s home!!

Yes. And burnt to fuck

Hilarious!!!!

you coming for coffee and cake social tomorrow afternoon?!?

Yes. I’m working but send me the details and I’ll catch the choo choo and meet you all

Whoop! Red Volupta has the plan I’m hopeless. Same place we met you last time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And he’s home!!

Yes. And burnt to fuck

Hilarious!!!!

you coming for coffee and cake social tomorrow afternoon?!?

Yes. I’m working but send me the details and I’ll catch the choo choo and meet you all

Whoop! Red Volupta has the plan I’m hopeless. Same place we met you last time

I can have beer instead of cake then

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"And he’s home!!

Yes. And burnt to fuck

Hilarious!!!!

you coming for coffee and cake social tomorrow afternoon?!?

Yes. I’m working but send me the details and I’ll catch the choo choo and meet you all

Whoop! Red Volupta has the plan I’m hopeless. Same place we met you last time

I can have beer instead of cake then

yes you can mofo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And he’s home!!

Yes. And burnt to fuck

Hilarious!!!!

you coming for coffee and cake social tomorrow afternoon?!?

Yes. I’m working but send me the details and I’ll catch the choo choo and meet you all

Whoop! Red Volupta has the plan I’m hopeless. Same place we met you last time

I can have beer instead of cake then

yes you can mofo"

See you there then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is an bad bumhole placement?"

on some folk, it's just beneath their nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is an bad bumhole placement?

on some folk, it's just beneath their nose"

Haha

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"What is an bad bumhole placement?

on some folk, it's just beneath their nose"

Truth

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sheriff's badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told my one gorgeous before

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Been told my one gorgeous before

Rub it on Ops face x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been told my one gorgeous before

Rub it on Ops face x"

Ha ha sis well that was the plan lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Been told my one gorgeous before

Rub it on Ops face x

Ha ha sis well that was the plan lol

Xxx then rub it on his foreskin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been told my one gorgeous before

Rub it on Ops face x

Ha ha sis well that was the plan lol

Xxx then rub it on his foreskin x"

Now that sounds like a fun night

xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Been told my one gorgeous before

Rub it on Ops face x

Ha ha sis well that was the plan lol

Xxx then rub it on his foreskin x

Now that sounds like a fun night

xxx"
then rub it on his bald head and call him

Suzie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been told my one gorgeous before

Rub it on Ops face x

Ha ha sis well that was the plan lol

Xxx then rub it on his foreskin x

Now that sounds like a fun night

xxx then rub it on his bald head and call him

Suzie

ha ha thanks sis for make me smile xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Been told my one gorgeous before

Rub it on Ops face x

Ha ha sis well that was the plan lol

Xxx then rub it on his foreskin x

Now that sounds like a fun night

xxx then rub it on his bald head and call him

Suzie

ha ha thanks sis for make me smile xxx"

Welcome xxx

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By *ustcurious1000Couple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Fantastic compliment, can’t say I have looked at mine in that detail but being a numbers kinda girl I will need a tape measure lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been told my one gorgeous before

Rub it on Ops face x

Ha ha sis well that was the plan lol

Xxx then rub it on his foreskin x

Now that sounds like a fun night

xxx then rub it on his bald head and call him

Suzie

ha ha thanks sis for make me smile xxx

Welcome xxx"

Fuck sake, just pimp me out why don’t you

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

You must be so good at going for a poo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You must be so good at going for a poo. "

It hits the water with minimum splash back

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You must be so good at going for a poo.

It hits my leg with minimum splash back

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"You must be so good at going for a poo.

It hits the water with minimum splash back

Impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been told my one gorgeous before

Rub it on Ops face x

Ha ha sis well that was the plan lol

Xxx then rub it on his foreskin x

Now that sounds like a fun night

xxx then rub it on his bald head and call him

Suzie

ha ha thanks sis for make me smile xxx

Welcome xxx

Fuck sake, just pimp me out why don’t you

Ooo cum now you love it lol

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