FabSwingers.com forum: I’ve got Covid, should I treat it like man flu?

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I feel a bit ropey but nothing too serious, it’s probably worse than a cold but not as bad as flu.

Obviously I’m self isolating but what should my mindset be? Do I walk around like a Victorian poet, holding a handkerchief to my forehead and saying “Woe is me”? Or should I insist that nobody understands, retire to my bed and act like I’ve got some horrendous tropical disease?

Moping around the house is just fucking tedious, and to be honest it’s a wasted opportunity too. What should I do?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I recommend a course of leeches.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Feel better. Try to keep fluids and food up if you can

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Do whatever you feel able to do!

I was stuck to the sofa and still feel a bit crappy now two weeks on, I’m desperate to feel completely well again, this in between stage when you want to do stuff but can’t is frustrating! x

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

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I know they use alcohol gels in hospitals to kill germs on hands.. have you thought of taking alcohol orally to kill the germs.

hot toddies always make me feel better.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Feel better soon!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hello

Ok so put your feet up

Rest watch a film

Drink lots of tea xxx

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I recommend a course of leeches."

Thank you. Can I just double check the date of your medical qualification?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"I recommend a course of leeches.

Thank you. Can I just double check the date of your medical qualification?"

1334

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I know they use alcohol gels in hospitals to kill germs on hands.. have you thought of taking alcohol orally to kill the germs.

hot toddies always make me feel better. "

This seems like one stage removed from Trump’s idea of swallowing bleach, but you sound like you know what you’re doing

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I know they use alcohol gels in hospitals to kill germs on hands.. have you thought of taking alcohol orally to kill the germs.

hot toddies always make me feel better.

This seems like one stage removed from Trump’s idea of swallowing bleach, but you sound like you know what you’re doing

Politically derived bad medical advice happening? Neigh!

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By *tmostakiss1Man
over a year ago

Hope your taste and smell goes because that just makes it horrible

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By *tmostakiss1Man
over a year ago

"Hope your taste and smell goes because that just makes it horrible "

Doesn’t*

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I had covid and felt fuck all.... Just cracked on with it

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Read… brush up some knowledge. Craft… cheer yourself up with some random Halloween decoration. Music… listen to some new stuff and see if you can widen your horizons.

Or do what I would do, get stuck for hours in lesbian TikTok

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I had covid and felt fuck all.... Just cracked on with it

Your lucky

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Or do what I would do, get stuck for hours in lesbian TikTok "

I believe this is what NHS111 recommend

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Paracetamol and plenty of fluids

I just had a runny nose for three days and lost my taste and smell. Hopefully it's mild for you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint a cross on your door, ring a bell and shout ' unclean, unclean'

Paracetamol, plenty of water, and rest. Feel better soon

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

relax and net flicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of fluids, and rest. My taste and smell hasn’t come back yet and I still feel like it hasn’t gone completely. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ivm just recovering from man flu and if covid worse than that it can fuvk off ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat lots of snacks, binge watch things on TV and randomly have naps whenever you like.

If you start feeling rough, take it easy. I didn't really having to look after 3 kids still and it took me 3 months to recover fully!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get on Amazon and buy yourself a bottle of better you vitamin D spray.

I had it beginning of September was weird.

Didn’t have a cough at all but was sniffly and just felt a bit more tired. 3rd day after my positive test my smell went completely but came back after 5 days. Towards the tail end of it I had moments where I felt a bit spaced out but nothing really bad and then it was gone. Now I’ve had it I’ve built up natural immunity towards it just like any other virus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rest and lots of fluids.

Covid tends to either clear up after a week or turn nasty at that point.

Those I know who ended up in hospital or worse said similar to yourself in the early stages of infection so its best not to take any chances imo.

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

I like the idea of both, victorian and nobody understands you.

Dress up as a painter (Turner will do), long shirt, sleeves rolled up. Throw paint around exclaiming nobody understands me.

If you do this can you record the performance

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You should immediately don a crow face plague mask and wander around your house shouting, ‘Unclean!’ whilst waving around a smoking torch.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

But seriously, I hope you feel better swiftly

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Rest and lots of fluids.

Covid tends to either clear up after a week or turn nasty at that point.

Those I know who ended up in hospital or worse said similar to yourself in the early stages of infection so its best not to take any chances imo.

KJ"

Fuck, I don’t want that at all. Is it too late to send it back, like a faulty gift from Amazon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rest and lots of fluids.

Covid tends to either clear up after a week or turn nasty at that point.

Those I know who ended up in hospital or worse said similar to yourself in the early stages of infection so its best not to take any chances imo.

Fuck, I don’t want that at all. Is it too late to send it back, like a faulty gift from Amazon?

If only

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Rest and lots of fluids.

Covid tends to either clear up after a week or turn nasty at that point.

Those I know who ended up in hospital or worse said similar to yourself in the early stages of infection so its best not to take any chances imo.

Fuck, I don’t want that at all. Is it too late to send it back, like a faulty gift from Amazon?

I feel that way about this decade so far

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

As mentioned, leeches and a good old fashioned trepanning. Should sort you right out.

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"As mentioned, leeches and a good old fashioned trepanning. Should sort you right out. "

Let me see if I can find the compass from my school geometry set and I’ll give it a whirl

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Two wanks twice daily for 10 days

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Two wanks twice daily for 10 days"

I’m literally not feeling myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice head/neck massage from a wonderful woman would probably make you feel better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was one of those lucky ones that took an 8 day, all-inclusive holiday at camp NHS. Stay hydrated and eat well, paracetamol and a lovely warm soak of your temp allows, a cool one if your to tells you!

-( this "crack on with it" brigade are a bit piss taking, imho.) Just look after yourself and have faith in, a few days time, you wont feel like you do right now. Huge mischievious hugs xxx

xxx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Two wanks twice daily for 10 days

I’m literally not feeling myself

Call an ambulance

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A warm ginger enema should help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the good 'ole days this would be the perfect opportunity to organise your porn collection into alphabetical order, neatly categorised of course, but now everything is digital there's little to do

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Do some remote work bitch! And paint the walls while you're at it!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Do some remote work bitch! And paint the walls while you're at it! "

He said man flu not woman flu

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Snuggle up on the sofa with a range of box sets or Netflix etc, and enjoy some quality 'me' time

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Have you been positively diagnosed Adam ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A warm ginger enema should help."

Sadist!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Do some remote work bitch! And paint the walls while you're at it!

He said man flu not woman flu

Ah, fair point swing.

Woe is me it for longer than actually woe then

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I feel a bit ropey but nothing too serious, it’s probably worse than a cold but not as bad as flu.

Moping around the house is just fucking tedious, and to be honest it’s a wasted opportunity too. What should I do?"

Wash your underpants. Open the windows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help that fella with his telly and porn problem.

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Have you been positively diagnosed Adam ?"

Yes, I’m now a government statistic, only there to be manipulated

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Do some remote work bitch! And paint the walls while you're at it!

He said man flu not woman flu

Ah, fair point swing.

Woe is me it for longer than actually woe then

I’m definitely not worth sympathy right now, but there’s probably a balance to be reached

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Have you been positively diagnosed Adam ?

Yes, I’m now a government statistic, only there to be manipulated

you're part of the conspiracy

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Watch horror films drink tea eat chocolate

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Have you been positively diagnosed Adam ?

Yes, I’m now a government statistic, only there to be manipulated

Wouldn't be too difficult to find a woman on here who'd love to give you some manipulative healing ........

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Watch horror films drink tea eat chocolate "

I'm going to have chocolate tonight. Chocolate or cake. Or both.

Maybe not.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Watch horror films drink tea eat chocolate

I'm going to have chocolate tonight. Chocolate or cake. Or both.

Maybe not. "
enjoy both why not

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

That's awful Adam, I'm really sorry to read this you poor dear. If you could wail in poorly anguish a bit, post on every other thread about how ill you are you'll be doing it right.

(I genuinely hope it's not too nasty for you and you're better soon)

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