FabSwingers.com forum: What are the 3 words a man hates to hear

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

My mum's here

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Fucked your mum

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

My husband's back.

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By *ittleCurvyChickWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow

Not tonight dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I’ve shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dinners burnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just cum already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, I’m fine

(Narrator: she was, in fact, not fine)

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By *weetandHungMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Thanks no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's your friend?

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Up a bit!

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By *rcool67Man
over a year ago

London

On my period

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One down already.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I love you

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

What're you thinking?

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By *urious_Female89Woman
over a year ago

great yarmouth

Is it in?

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By *eepshaftRyanMan
over a year ago

Southampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing, I’m fine

(Narrator: she was, in fact, not fine)"

Run and hide!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've grown apart

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Nothing, I’m fine

(Narrator: she was, in fact, not fine)"

Beat me to it!

The most chillingly terrifying phrase in the history of humankind.

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

Ohhh, bald patch!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you proposing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fucked your sister

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

It's not you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not your child

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

NO - not there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have sti

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Is that it

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By *ingerNinja2488Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Wow! Okay then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked your mum"

fucked your dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't meet.

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

You're my bitch

*hears a crack of a whip behind him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO - not there...

you limp dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're my bitch

*hears a crack of a whip behind him

It's meant to be what they DON'T want to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smells of cheese..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad's better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you

I hate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we talk?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can we talk?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your dad's better"

your grandads better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your guy number 6 to day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we talk?

No"

But it's me, castles!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit it ripped!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can we talk?

But it's me, castles!!"

Who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring your wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we talk?

But it's me, castles!!

Who"

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not 8"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can we talk?

But it's me, castles!!

Who

Oh you

Come in put your feet up

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The baby's your's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we talk?

But it's me, castles!!

Who

Oh you

Come in put your feet up

Xxxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SORRY, shitted myself

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can we talk?

But it's me, castles!!

Who

Oh you

Come in put your feet up

Xxxx

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the blob

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"SORRY, shitted myself

Again

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"That's not 8""

Your an optimist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your brothers hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's not 8"

Your an optimist

I was being generous

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"That's not 8"

Your an optimist

I was being generous

Not 3 words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m your mum/sister/dad

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

We're going shopping

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I don't swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's not 8"

Your an optimist

I was being generous

Not 3 words

Oh sherup

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I don't swallow"

I don't

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"That's not 8"

Your an optimist

I was being generous

Not 3 words

Oh sherup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to work

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Going to work"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal costs extra.

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"I don't swallow

I don't "

No spitting either

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I hate oral

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Your dad's better"

Your brother's better

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Your brother's bigger

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

It's too big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in?

Doughnut

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Is that it?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Normally that quick???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got xsmall

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Got a fag?

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"I got xsmall"

Your very harsh

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Remove the tampon

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Her:-

"Oooh, Nice ring!" (In shop window.)

Him:-

Gulp followed by:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got xsmall

Your very harsh

Or very funny

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By *azylivingMan
over a year ago

random location

Your pussy stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remove the tampon "

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By *est Mims LookingCouple
over a year ago

Crofton

Nope too small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother's visiting

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"I got xsmall

Your very harsh

Or very funny

Not very upset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we talk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s get married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been thinking….

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Retail therapy time

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Scott's home early...

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Ceiling needs painting"

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

I'm a lesbian

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By *reemyspiritawakenmysoulWoman
over a year ago

coventry

Pass my vibe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a man

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

"Is it in?"

My thoughts exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad's bigger

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trip to IKEA?

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Meet my parents

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

My rent's overdue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas shopping trip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your too old

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Rom com time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry me now !

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

No thank you

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By *oalie66Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

You fat bastard.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

My periods late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in?

Seems to be a runaway winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It isn't you

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

I don't meet

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Give me money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your hours up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You Finished Yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your breath smells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I'm fine

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’ve a headache

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

my bum big?

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

you're friend zoned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any face pics.

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By *illiam101000Man
over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

Telling your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/10/21 08:01:43]

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By *mmyesplease2Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you in?

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By *iceButtSlimMan
over a year ago

somewhere

We're just friends

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By *ornynottsbicplCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Your friends bigger

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Your dad's fit

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Get dressed now

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

It's so small

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Let's be friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught you, liar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont leave mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's go shopping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NearlyAsGoodAs your Dad

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By *6topMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Honey!, I'm home..."

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By *rumstick1972Man
over a year ago

bothwell

Ceiling needs painted

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Fuck my husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want ?

Let’s talk seriously

I dislike aliens/anal

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Weekend is on....

Fucking work.

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Pubs are closed

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South East

Time gentlemen please!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

That’s my penis

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

Your dads better

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South East

Does it stiffen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late this month

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Are you in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it?

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South East

What’s that rash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I luv you

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South East

You’re called Justin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash up love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eastenders is on

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By *rs spicyCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield near centre

Spurs have won.

Fortunately, those words haven't been heard for ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its completely disappeared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painters are in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what's for tea?

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

Your doing tea

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By *ature guy.Man
over a year ago

leeds

Can we talk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a condom xx

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

"Use a condom xx"

Sure I can

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

You are what!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

On my monthlies…..

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