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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Answer the question above and post a new question.

Remember you can only give wrong answers and the funnier the better

Q. Why are there more single men than women on fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there's alot more women then you realise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rest of the women can't get out of bed as they are off having sleep sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don’t forget to post a new question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t forget to post a new question

Why are bearded guys often referred to as clowns on here? What gave people that impression of us?

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Heathrow

"Don’t forget to post a new question

Why are bearded guys often referred to as clowns on here? What gave people that impression of us?"

Because bananas are not a good fan belt replacement

Why do I like seeing my wife being enjoyed by others?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Because you like to play with the Lego Star Wars spaceships they build together.

Which is the sexiest Disney Princess?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

"Because you like to play with the Lego Star Wars spaceships they build together.

Which is the sexiest Disney Princess?"

Black widow,

What makes some pleasures guilty?

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By *izzmonkeysCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Because you like to play with the Lego Star Wars spaceships they build together.

Which is the sexiest Disney Princess?"

Dave

Why is the genie in alladin blue?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Because you like to play with the Lego Star Wars spaceships they build together.

Which is the sexiest Disney Princess?

Dave

Why is the genie in alladin blue?

Bad circulation.

why are leaves green?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why is the genie in alladin blue?

Cos he's actually a Smurf

Why do bears shit in the woods?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is the genie in alladin blue?

Cos he's actually a Smurf

Why do bears shit in the woods?"

Before they don’t like flying.

Why is the Rock called the Rock?

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

" Why is the Rock called the Rock?"

Cause his penis has the words, ‘with love from Blackpool’ running right through the middle of it.

What’s the highest mountain in the world?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Why is the Rock called the Rock?

Cause his penis has the words, ‘with love from Blackpool’ running right through the middle of it.

What’s the highest mountain in the world? "

My ass

Why has animals nkot evolved to talk?

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By *ikAshCouple
over a year ago

London

"Because you like to play with the Lego Star Wars spaceships they build together.

Which is the sexiest Disney Princess?

Dave

Why is the genie in alladin blue?

Bad circulation.

why are leaves green? "

Because they are full of envy!

Q… why is kissing so good ??? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you like to play with the Lego Star Wars spaceships they build together.

Which is the sexiest Disney Princess?

Dave

Why is the genie in alladin blue?

Bad circulation.

why are leaves green?

Because they are full of envy!

Q… why is kissing so good ??? x"

Because you get to taste your ass on their lips.

Why do girls never buy men's used underwear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Doxy factory is fully automated and ran all by itself during lockdown. As such, there was massive overstocking and they have been secretly distributed to women at no cost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...because women are lucky and have always had it easy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What can’t chickens fly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can’t chickens fly?"

They don't understand how to use travel agents.

Why isn't the earth flat? Xx

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York

Because atlas needed a front wheel for his wheelbarrow.

Why can't dogs look up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they’re barking mad.

Why is the sky blue?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Because the moon is made of cheese.

Why do woodchucks chuck wood?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

To get to the other side.

Is the Pope Catholic?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Most women are too busy looking after men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To get to the other side.

Is the Pope Catholic?"

Only on certain days with a cucumber in them.

Where did Johnny hide his cash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He hid it in his ring of fire maybe?

Why do people find Mrs Brown funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it is.

What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Poundstretcher

Why is spunk white and smelly?

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

"Poundstretcher

Why is spunk white and smelly?

Migrating swans

Did the earth move for you,darling

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

No. But the wall that's collapsed on me due to the battering it took from the wobbly headboard has given me quite the headache.

Why didn't humans evolve to have more than two hands?

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

"No. But the wall that's collapsed on me due to the battering it took from the wobbly headboard has given me quite the headache.

Why didn't humans evolve to have more than two hands?

Digital watches

Why can't we have self cleaning cookers now ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"No. But the wall that's collapsed on me due to the battering it took from the wobbly headboard has given me quite the headache.

Why didn't humans evolve to have more than two hands?

Digital watches

Why can't we have self cleaning cookers now ?"

Because what would our housekeeper do?

What is the quickest route from Manchester to Liverpool?

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By *iss_Cali_xxCouple
over a year ago

Herne Bay

Jump onto the polar express and ride it all the way west until Tuesday.

How much wood DID the wood chuck chuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have a much as the Ark needed.

Why is west, west and east is east?

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"Have a much as the Ark needed.

Why is west, west and east is east?"

Because some damned fool finalised the design for all the compasses before the naming decision was confirmed, so now we're stuck with it.

Why? No, seriously, just why?

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Jane Fonda.

Why haven't you started your festive shopping yet?

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By *ucky88oMan
over a year ago

london

"Jane Fonda.

Why haven't you started your festive shopping yet?

Because I am so organised.

What is Your biggest fear?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The world will forget the meaning of fear.

Why hasn’t time and space travel been invented yet?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The world will forget the meaning of fear.

Why hasn’t time and space travel been invented yet?

Because of the damn Swiss.

What's that in your pocket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"The world will forget the meaning of fear.

Why hasn’t time and space travel been invented yet?

Because of the damn Swiss.

What's that in your pocket?"

Lettuce.

Why won't a square peg fit in a round hole?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s because of the curvature of Mars

What is a penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s because of the curvature of Mars

What is a penis?"

Something you use to clean it your ears.

Where is my car key?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s because of the curvature of Mars

What is a penis?

Something you use to clean it your ears.

Where is my car key? "

Check SirTom's pumpkins

Why do birds sing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s because of the curvature of Mars

What is a penis?

Something you use to clean it your ears.

Where is my car key?

Check SirTom's pumpkins

Why do birds sing?"

Because somebody nicked their whistle.

Do dyslexics practice alan sex?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It’s because of the curvature of Mars

What is a penis?

Something you use to clean it your ears.

Where is my car key?

Check SirTom's pumpkins

Why do birds sing?

Because somebody nicked their whistle.

Do dyslexics practice alan sex?"

Yes! Everyone loves the lion but not the witch or the wardrobe.

"What porn are you watching right now?"

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I never wash prawns! Why would you!!

Brexit has shown itself to be a major success. Which bit of it is your favourite so far?

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All of it

Why don’t sundials work at night?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"All of it

Why don’t sundials work at night?"

Because you can't fasten the buckles in the dark.

What care do you drive these days ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of it

Why don’t sundials work at night?

Because you can't fasten the buckles in the dark.

What care do you drive these days ?"

I drive with caution.

Are Bi planes really bi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are Bi planes really bi?"

Only when they're going south.

Tuesdays, what are they for?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Getting your tits out

Where's my remote control?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting your tits out

Where's my remote control?"

In the fridge with the other penguins.

How much cheese is in the moon?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Getting your tits out

Where's my remote control?

In the fridge with the other penguins.

How much cheese is in the moon?"

The Beatles

If a picture tells a 1000 words then why aren’t I getting a shag later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting your tits out

Where's my remote control?

In the fridge with the other penguins.

How much cheese is in the moon?

The Beatles

If a picture tells a 1000 words then why aren’t I getting a shag later? "

Because they've run out of carpet.

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what are fog horns made out of?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Because I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?"

Nigel Mansell.

Do trumps have lumps in them?

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Because I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Nigel Mansell.

Do trumps have lumps in them?"

Yes absolutely.

Will Greta Thunberg visit the Blue Lagoon Chippy when she’s up in Glesga for a post bevvy boaby supper??

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Will Greta Thunberg visit the Blue Lagoon Chippy when she’s up in Glesga for a post bevvy boaby supper??"

Only when she brings her lesbian lover with her

Who will be the next Queen of France?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Will Greta Thunberg visit the Blue Lagoon Chippy when she’s up in Glesga for a post bevvy boaby supper??

Only when she brings her lesbian lover with her

Who will be the next Queen of France? "

Mrs KylieGrealish

What is the purpose of mosquitos?

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Will Greta Thunberg visit the Blue Lagoon Chippy when she’s up in Glesga for a post bevvy boaby supper??

Only when she brings her lesbian lover with her

Who will be the next Queen of France?

Mrs KylieGrealish

What is the purpose of mosquitos?"

CV19 Vax mass distribution.

Is Bojo a thoroughly upstanding gentlemen??

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

To make sure everyone is injected with their microchip.

How can someone be in two places at once?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"To make sure everyone is injected with their microchip.

How can someone be in two places at once? "

Floo powder.

Why is the sky blue?

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"To make sure everyone is injected with their microchip.

How can someone be in two places at once?

Floo powder.

Why is the sky blue?"

The Flat Earth society have placed a blue filter in front of the desk lamp.

Do Shipping Ships really Ship Shipping Ships?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if the wheelbarrow is full.

Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if the wheelbarrow is full.

Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?"

Cause twas a charity jump and he was a bit nervous .

Why were there only seven Magnificent 7 ?

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Only if the wheelbarrow is full.

Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?

Cause twas a charity jump and he was a bit nervous .

Why were there only seven Magnificent 7 ?"

Because they 8 the others

Who is the least annoying boy band?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if the wheelbarrow is full.

Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?

Cause twas a charity jump and he was a bit nervous .

Why were there only seven Magnificent 7 ?

Because they 8 the others

Who is the least annoying boy band?

Hinge & Bracket

How come when I count my fingers and look down to count my toes, I always get 21?

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Pontoon.

Why can't fish blink?

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Why can't fish blink? "

Sharks can, but they can't jump...

....who came first when Harry Met Sally?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

The waiter when he bashed one out after listening to sally.

Who’s going to be the next prime minister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gladys from number 42

What does my cock look LIKE?

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

"The waiter when he bashed one out after listening to sally.

Who’s going to be the next prime minister? "

Basil brush.

What does cum actually taste like?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"The waiter when he bashed one out after listening to sally.

Who’s going to be the next prime minister? "

Sideshow Bob, no wait, that might be the current one!

How many mickles make a muckel?

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

3.3 is the magic number.

Wallpaper paste.

Why.do.birds. Suddenly appear?

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

With the ejeculate speed of 30mph

What side of a seesaw is see and what side is saw ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The one wearing blue is the see. The other is the saw

Why can’t people meet now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one wearing blue is the see. The other is the saw

Why can’t people meet now?"

I’ve got too much to do.

What’s the square root of fuck all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The world will forget the meaning of fear.

Why hasn’t time and space travel been invented yet?

"
You've already asked that tomorrow !

What is yellow and smells of cheese ?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The world will forget the meaning of fear.

Why hasn’t time and space travel been invented yet?

You've already asked that tomorrow !

What is yellow and smells of cheese ?"

A big cocked mouse.

Who decided what colours would be called the colours they ended up being?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"The world will forget the meaning of fear.

Why hasn’t time and space travel been invented yet?

You've already asked that tomorrow !

What is yellow and smells of cheese ?

A big cocked mouse.

Who decided what colours would be called the colours they ended up being?"
jason Orange - formerly know as Jason!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"The world will forget the meaning of fear.

Why hasn’t time and space travel been invented yet?

You've already asked that tomorrow !

What is yellow and smells of cheese ?

A big cocked mouse.

Who decided what colours would be called the colours they ended up being? jason Orange - formerly know as Jason!! "

Forgot the question!!! How does memory work? Oooh thats a goid one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thursday.

If pig is pork, cow is beef, why is chicken, chicken?

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"If pig is pork, cow is beef, why is chicken, chicken?"

Because Freud said it's mother-fucking good!

How is the memory retention of a goldfish measured?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If pig is pork, cow is beef, why is chicken, chicken?

Because Freud said it's mother-fucking good!

How is the memory retention of a goldfish measured?"

In milligrams

How many lightbulbs does it take to blind a walrus

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

To hide in the butter dish.

Why do birds suddenly appear?

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

Due to TV licensing laws

Why do lips pucker up when kissing ?

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

There's probably a high percentage of cheating bastards propping up the numbers

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Due to TV licensing laws

Why do lips pucker up when kissing ?"

Rectal inflation.

Why has a guitar got six strings and the human hand five fingers?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Due to TV licensing laws

Why do lips pucker up when kissing ?

Rectal inflation.

Why has a guitar got six strings and the human hand five fingers?"

Because Death Punch.

Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

9 - one for each of their lives

What is blancmange actually made of?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"9 - one for each of their lives

What is blancmange actually made of? "

The sautéed souls of the wicked and evil.

What are Tuesdays for?

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

"9 - one for each of their lives

What is blancmange actually made of?

The sautéed souls of the wicked and evil.

What are Tuesdays for?"

For Mondays and Wednesdays to lean on.

Why do we hold our nose when diving in pools ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are Tuesdays for?"

How should I know? (both question and answer)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are Tuesdays for?

How should I know? (both question and answer)"

Ian Culverhouse

How many inches in a foot?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What are Tuesdays for?

How should I know? (both question and answer)

Ian Culverhouse

How many inches in a foot? "

Athletes foot

Why are bananas yellow?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"What are Tuesdays for?

How should I know? (both question and answer)

Ian Culverhouse

How many inches in a foot?

Athletes foot

Why are bananas yellow?"

They lost a fight with aubergines who chose to be purple so yellow was all that was left

What’s Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen’s favourite size of spanner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they all have very weak chins and prefer to keep them under cover in a guise of masculinity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are Tuesdays for?

How should I know? (both question and answer)

Ian Culverhouse

How many inches in a foot?

Athletes foot

Why are bananas yellow?

They lost a fight with aubergines who chose to be purple so yellow was all that was left

What’s Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen’s favourite size of spanner? "

The pink one.

Why does a woman's menopause have the word men in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are Tuesdays for?

How should I know? (both question and answer)

Ian Culverhouse

How many inches in a foot?

Athletes foot

Why are bananas yellow?

They lost a fight with aubergines who chose to be purple so yellow was all that was left

What’s Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen’s favourite size of spanner?

The pink one.

Why does a woman's menopause have the word men in it?"

It's a contraction of men-on-pause

What's the best sex toy?

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A woman.

Why do men have nipples?

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"A woman.

Why do men have nipples?"

So they know when it’s cold!

Does my brain control me or do I control my brain?

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"A woman.

Why do men have nipples?

So they know when it’s cold!

Does my brain control me or do I control my brain?"

You have a brain ??? ( Only messing l know you have ,that's just my wrong answer )

Why didn't Quint drive the Orca back in slowly near the end of JAWS ?

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"A woman.

Why do men have nipples?

So they know when it’s cold!

Does my brain control me or do I control my brain?

You have a brain ??? ( Only messing l know you have ,that's just my wrong answer )

Why didn't Quint drive the Orca back in slowly near the end of JAWS ?"

Lockjaw.

How come noses, eyes and ears run but they haven't got any feet?

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"A woman.

Why do men have nipples?

So they know when it’s cold!

Does my brain control me or do I control my brain?

You have a brain ??? ( Only messing l know you have ,that's just my wrong answer )

Why didn't Quint drive the Orca back in slowly near the end of JAWS ?

Lockjaw.

How come noses, eyes and ears run but they haven't got any feet?"

It’s the stuff that runs out of them that has tiny wee feet.

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