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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Everyone wants to put forward a positive image on their profiles right?

But not today!

You see, for a bit of fun I want you to wrack your brains and put a mock profile right here on this thread that portrays you as the most repellent and utterly undesirable person going.

Simple right? You can make the descriptions as brief or as detailed as you like but remember, whatever you post, it must serve to actively PUT OFF any and all potential suitors.

I’ll start you off with mine:

‘I’ve been munging for two years now and am actively seeking a willing partner to join me in my sexual endeavours….’

Off you go good folks

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine already does

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By *tes2010Man
over a year ago

Near you

I’m the best shagger in the UK, guaranteed to make you squirt! If you’re free now, message me and I’ll come to yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Man'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Man'"

Single man. Fyp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fuck a frog if it stopped hopping, can lick minge for hours, previously worked as the washer upper on 2 girls one cup. Had a sexual health check in 1985 and all clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Man'

Single man. Fyp "

What's a fyp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Man'

Single man. Fyp

What's a fyp? "

Fixed your post

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York

I'm just going to send you this cut and paste message, add a dick pic and for good measure, make it obvious I didn't read your profile.

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