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By *arakiss12 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

So, you are coming home late from somewhere on Halloween and you are approached by a werewolf.

He says he`s going to eat you.

Do you.

A) Say....go on then eat me, I`ve had a shit week already see if I care.

B) Kick him the nuts and run for your life.

C) Call the police knowing full well they will think it`s a Halloween prank call and totally ignore your request for help.

I`ll go for - A

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

A.

It was my approach with bullies at school (well, hit me, not eat me. I wasn't bullied by warewolves), and it confused them so much they left me alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say "I hope I give you the shits!"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

D Snog him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do werewolves tell you they're going to est you?

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

I say shit it's clearly time i give up drinking if I'm seeing a werewolf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and give him a blowjob so he’ll forget all about eating...

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By *arakiss12 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford


"Do werewolves tell you they're going to est you? "

They do a bit of howling and growling first.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'd tell him to sit, then roll over.

Then tickle his tummy.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’d exclaim, ‘Bally poor show old chap, that’s frightfully unsporting, wot!’ before throwing my silver pocket watch in his general direction…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’d exclaim, ‘Bally poor show old chap, that’s frightfully unsporting, wot!’ before throwing my silver pocket watch in his general direction…"

Forget

Werewolves

You can be my

Frankenstein

To my

Mortitia

X

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