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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The fence

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A hanging basket?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

He's bored ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of your faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of your faces "

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

A thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

his dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But not without getting a sore bum.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beard

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By *lex_the_CATCouple
over a year ago

Chester

The loo

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Bugger! I think I misinterpreted the essence of the thread somewhat…

I thought we were hanging things off of a fence?

Or possibly things we sit on the metaphorical fence as regards….?

I shall go and sit quietly in the corner now in a state of slight befuddlement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger! I think I misinterpreted the essence of the thread somewhat…

I thought we were hanging things off of a fence?

Or possibly things we sit on the metaphorical fence as regards….?

I shall go and sit quietly in the corner now in a state of slight befuddlement."

Nope that’s far more interesting then the thread itself you could be on to something

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The wet patch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Dock of the Bay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fat arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you sit on the fence if it was pickets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger! I think I misinterpreted the essence of the thread somewhat…

I thought we were hanging things off of a fence?

Or possibly things we sit on the metaphorical fence as regards….?

I shall go and sit quietly in the corner now in a state of slight befuddlement."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fat arse!

How big a fence we talking ???

I’m kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fat arse!

How big a fence we talking ???

I’m kidding

More a wall, I think... Battlements? I dunno... It's pretty big though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sitting on a breakfast bar chair seeing what everyone else is sitting on that’s more exciting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa's knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winstons face.

Lady Astor.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

"All of your faces "

Ready and waiting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fat arse!

How big a fence we talking ???

I’m kidding

More a wall, I think... Battlements? I dunno... It's pretty big though

It’s upright that’s the main thing

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By *lex_the_CATCouple
over a year ago

Chester

An egg till it hatches

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By *lex_the_CATCouple
over a year ago

Chester

On a fortune.... I wish

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Someone’s lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sand on a hot summer's day as the waves wash over your legs

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

My throne.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Someone knee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sand on a hot summer's day as the waves wash over your legs

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nice I think ole ole will be sitting in his garden soon on gardening leave

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The mat infront of a fire

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A Sandy beach

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Ride on lawnmower

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ride on lawnmower "

No I can’t

long story

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Ride on lawnmower

No I can’t

long story

Well you just know you are going to have to tell it now

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ride on lawnmower

No I can’t

long story

Well you just know you are going to have to tell it now

I got distracted and drove over a cherry tree

I was only 8 but iv never forgave myself and got back on one

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"The sand on a hot summer's day as the waves wash over your legs

nice I think ole ole will be sitting in his garden soon on gardening leave

Hopefully.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Ride on lawnmower

No I can’t

long story

Well you just know you are going to have to tell it now

I got distracted and drove over a cherry tree

I was only 8 but iv never forgave myself and got back on one

Haha. It’s like riding a cock… sorry bike... you need to get straight back on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sand on a hot summer's day as the waves wash over your legs

nice I think ole ole will be sitting in his garden soon on gardening leave

Hopefully. "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ride on lawnmower

No I can’t

long story

Well you just know you are going to have to tell it now

I got distracted and drove over a cherry tree

I was only 8 but iv never forgave myself and got back on one

Haha. It’s like riding a cock… sorry bike... you need to get straight back on "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wet patch. "

Damn beat me to it ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Information

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Information"

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By *lex_the_CATCouple
over a year ago

Chester

On the Dock of the Bay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Train to Busan

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"All of your faces "
mine first

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#sit on my face and tell me that you love me#

Best Monty Python song, ever!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A magic carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A magic carpet "

Where are we going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Link to the song for those that don't know it:

https://youtu.be/Dax_tnZRExc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Link to the song for those that don't know it:

https://youtu.be/Dax_tnZRExc

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I remember it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A magic carpet

Where are we going?"

Heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A magic carpet

Where are we going?

Heaven "

Up up and away

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A magic carpet

Where are we going?

Heaven

Up up and away

Xxxxxx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Hows Manchester?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Hows Manchester?"

Same as Dublin Yasmeen

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Hows Manchester?

Same as Dublin Yasmeen

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Jealousy is not an attractive trait

Get your own seat on wheels, and you'll never have to stand up on a bus or train again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Jealousy is not an attractive trait

Get your own seat on wheels, and you'll never have to stand up on a bus or train again

Mines called a push bike ?

Now who’s Jealous

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Jealousy is not an attractive trait

Get your own seat on wheels, and you'll never have to stand up on a bus or train again

Mines called a push bike ?

Now who’s Jealous

I have a hand bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Jealousy is not an attractive trait

Get your own seat on wheels, and you'll never have to stand up on a bus or train again

Mines called a push bike ?

Now who’s Jealous

I have a hand bike

Pretty sure that’s a motor bike !!

But yeah Definitely trumps a push bike !

Really Annoys me You have an answer for everything !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couple of lb of homegrown prices shoot up after xmas, yeah i'm a fulltime stoner if that's your thing.

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

My face or the ranging pants tent pole

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A beard

Trick. What else is required?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sandwich. I did this once

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A nose

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

A chair

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Jealousy is not an attractive trait

Get your own seat on wheels, and you'll never have to stand up on a bus or train again

Mines called a push bike ?

Now who’s Jealous

I have a hand bike

Pretty sure that’s a motor bike !!

But yeah Definitely trumps a push bike !

Really Annoys me You have an answer for everything !!

Nah, hand bikes are real things. You can get ones that clip onto a wheelchair frame

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A rat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Jealousy is not an attractive trait

Get your own seat on wheels, and you'll never have to stand up on a bus or train again

Mines called a push bike ?

Now who’s Jealous

I have a hand bike

Pretty sure that’s a motor bike !!

But yeah Definitely trumps a push bike !

Really Annoys me You have an answer for everything !!

Nah, hand bikes are real things. You can get ones that clip onto a wheelchair frame

Sounds like effort ??

It’s bad enough you have to wheel urself around why make things more difficult??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Jealousy is not an attractive trait

Get your own seat on wheels, and you'll never have to stand up on a bus or train again

Mines called a push bike ?

Now who’s Jealous

I have a hand bike

Pretty sure that’s a motor bike !!

But yeah Definitely trumps a push bike !

Really Annoys me You have an answer for everything !!

Nah, hand bikes are real things. You can get ones that clip onto a wheelchair frame

Sounds like effort ??

It’s bad enough you have to wheel urself around why make things more difficult??"

I enjoy being punished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Jealousy is not an attractive trait

Get your own seat on wheels, and you'll never have to stand up on a bus or train again

Mines called a push bike ?

Now who’s Jealous

I have a hand bike

Pretty sure that’s a motor bike !!

But yeah Definitely trumps a push bike !

Really Annoys me You have an answer for everything !!

Nah, hand bikes are real things. You can get ones that clip onto a wheelchair frame

Sounds like effort ??

It’s bad enough you have to wheel urself around why make things more difficult??

I enjoy being punished

I’ve a knuckle duster your welcome to get a belt off save you the time and effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my Thunderace 1000, it takes 2 baby...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"On my Thunderace 1000, it takes 2 baby...

Xxx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Jealousy is not an attractive trait

Get your own seat on wheels, and you'll never have to stand up on a bus or train again

Mines called a push bike ?

Now who’s Jealous

I have a hand bike

Pretty sure that’s a motor bike !!

But yeah Definitely trumps a push bike !

Really Annoys me You have an answer for everything !!

Nah, hand bikes are real things. You can get ones that clip onto a wheelchair frame

Sounds like effort ??

It’s bad enough you have to wheel urself around why make things more difficult??

I enjoy being punished

I’ve a knuckle duster your welcome to get a belt off save you the time and effort

You'll have to catch me first

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Unicycle.....

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

A committee.

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By *weetandHungMan
over a year ago

liverpool

My throne

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

A jury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Jealousy is not an attractive trait

Get your own seat on wheels, and you'll never have to stand up on a bus or train again

Mines called a push bike ?

Now who’s Jealous

I have a hand bike

Pretty sure that’s a motor bike !!

But yeah Definitely trumps a push bike !

Really Annoys me You have an answer for everything !!

Nah, hand bikes are real things. You can get ones that clip onto a wheelchair frame

Sounds like effort ??

It’s bad enough you have to wheel urself around why make things more difficult??

I enjoy being punished

I’ve a knuckle duster your welcome to get a belt off save you the time and effort

You'll have to catch me first

I don’t need to be Usane Bolt to catch you !!!

A brisk walk should do it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my Thunderace 1000, it takes 2 baby...

Xxx

Xxx... mwah!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unicycle....."

Don’t mention that to kinkycouple

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"On my Thunderace 1000, it takes 2 baby...

Xxx

Xxx... mwah!!"

Xxxxx

Xxx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Jealousy is not an attractive trait

Get your own seat on wheels, and you'll never have to stand up on a bus or train again

Mines called a push bike ?

Now who’s Jealous

I have a hand bike

Pretty sure that’s a motor bike !!

But yeah Definitely trumps a push bike !

Really Annoys me You have an answer for everything !!

Nah, hand bikes are real things. You can get ones that clip onto a wheelchair frame

Sounds like effort ??

It’s bad enough you have to wheel urself around why make things more difficult??

I enjoy being punished

I’ve a knuckle duster your welcome to get a belt off save you the time and effort

You'll have to catch me first

I don’t need to be Usane Bolt to catch you !!!

A brisk walk should do it !

*Whizzes downhill with middle finger raised*

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Secrets......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my Thunderace 1000, it takes 2 baby...

Xxx

Xxx... mwah!!

Xxxxx

Xxx

Xxxx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Jealousy is not an attractive trait

Get your own seat on wheels, and you'll never have to stand up on a bus or train again

Mines called a push bike ?

Now who’s Jealous

I have a hand bike

Pretty sure that’s a motor bike !!

But yeah Definitely trumps a push bike !

Really Annoys me You have an answer for everything !!

Nah, hand bikes are real things. You can get ones that clip onto a wheelchair frame

Sounds like effort ??

It’s bad enough you have to wheel urself around why make things more difficult??

I enjoy being punished

I’ve a knuckle duster your welcome to get a belt off save you the time and effort

You'll have to catch me first

I don’t need to be Usane Bolt to catch you !!!

A brisk walk should do it !

*Whizzes downhill with middle finger raised*

I concur. KC can go at a fair pace on the flat - she can probably break the speed limit going downhill

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over a year ago

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Jealousy is not an attractive trait

Get your own seat on wheels, and you'll never have to stand up on a bus or train again

Mines called a push bike ?

Now who’s Jealous

I have a hand bike

Pretty sure that’s a motor bike !!

But yeah Definitely trumps a push bike !

Really Annoys me You have an answer for everything !!

Nah, hand bikes are real things. You can get ones that clip onto a wheelchair frame

Sounds like effort ??

It’s bad enough you have to wheel urself around why make things more difficult??

I enjoy being punished

I’ve a knuckle duster your welcome to get a belt off save you the time and effort

You'll have to catch me first

I don’t need to be Usane Bolt to catch you !!!

A brisk walk should do it !

*Whizzes downhill with middle finger raised*

Game set and match !!!

It was touch and go there im sweating but you pulled it out the bag good game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

… your laurels ? …..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Jealousy is not an attractive trait

Get your own seat on wheels, and you'll never have to stand up on a bus or train again

Mines called a push bike ?

Now who’s Jealous

I have a hand bike

Pretty sure that’s a motor bike !!

But yeah Definitely trumps a push bike !

Really Annoys me You have an answer for everything !!

Nah, hand bikes are real things. You can get ones that clip onto a wheelchair frame

Sounds like effort ??

It’s bad enough you have to wheel urself around why make things more difficult??

I enjoy being punished

I’ve a knuckle duster your welcome to get a belt off save you the time and effort

You'll have to catch me first

I don’t need to be Usane Bolt to catch you !!!

A brisk walk should do it !

*Whizzes downhill with middle finger raised*

I concur. KC can go at a fair pace on the flat - she can probably break the speed limit going downhill

I do believe I have broken the legal maximum speed for a manual wheelchair on the pavement, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The committee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wheelchair. Okay, it's more IN than ON, but still

We’r not all as lucky to own one you stop bragging

Jealousy is not an attractive trait

Get your own seat on wheels, and you'll never have to stand up on a bus or train again

Mines called a push bike ?

Now who’s Jealous

I have a hand bike

Pretty sure that’s a motor bike !!

But yeah Definitely trumps a push bike !

Really Annoys me You have an answer for everything !!

Nah, hand bikes are real things. You can get ones that clip onto a wheelchair frame

Sounds like effort ??

It’s bad enough you have to wheel urself around why make things more difficult??

I enjoy being punished

I’ve a knuckle duster your welcome to get a belt off save you the time and effort

You'll have to catch me first

I don’t need to be Usane Bolt to catch you !!!

A brisk walk should do it !

*Whizzes downhill with middle finger raised*

I concur. KC can go at a fair pace on the flat - she can probably break the speed limit going downhill

I do believe I have broken the legal maximum speed for a manual wheelchair on the pavement, yes

When you installing the two high power rocket launcher’s to the back ??

Honestly kinky what could possibly go wrong

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

My fat arse

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Tandem....Do you ride tandem....

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

A space hopper

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