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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am wound up by the trend for misspelling. They get my goat every time.

Fone

Thicc

Nite etc

What little things get your goat?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Trolls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everything.

my patience is non-existent.

Px

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

people making assumptions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trolls. "

No way! Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I’m prepared to share my weakness on here

Lol, I get wound up by people who are abusive and forceful. There’s just no need.

Little things like spelling don’t bother me - I do prefer to speak to people who can spell but I understand if people are dyslexic x

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

A badly made cappuccino from costa, when the coffee has been burnt….. drives me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t think I’m prepared to share my weakness on here

Lol, I get wound up by people who are abusive and forceful. There’s just no need.

Little things like spelling don’t bother me - I do prefer to speak to people who can spell but I understand if people are dyslexic x"

Your weakness? Ooh I am intrigued now. But I only asked for what winds you up

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Nutin really OP, I'm quite laid back in my old age*

*lies, I'm just too lazy to post any of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't thicc a respelling rather than misspelling ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you really are intrigued by my weakness then you’ll have to message me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that assume they know you and how you are when they really don't!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Self obsessed people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I have gotten older I find my tolerance levels for many things has changed from what they used to be. Some in a positive way and some not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew you’d say that

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Drama queens...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatting away to people and then adverts popping up on my mobile feed about that very topic. Really annoys me and still haven't managed to block it!!!

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Supermarket trolleys with dodgy wheels,

People who park in two bays in a supermarket, who, then go inside and have a committee meeting with their mates blocking everyone else doing what they need to do…

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Little things don’t really bother me.. I’m mega chilled out. However I get full on rage at big things so maybe that’s where it evens itself out…

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

People who state the traits that annoy them in others when in fact they possess them themselves! this self righteous attitude of being better than someone when you don’t even know the person. X

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

People who assume..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says to me the word " Enjoy " on its own ..it's on par with calling Hancock an asshole in the movie Hancock .." Enjoy !! ". ....Go f**k yourself ... ..say " Enjoy your meal"..say "enjoy your day "... whatever....but don't say the word " Enjoy " on its own to me..drives me f**king nuts..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Drama queens... "
This

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"I am wound up by the trend for misspelling. They get my goat every time.

Fone

Thicc

Nite etc

What little things get your goat? "

These things gets my gote too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nutin really OP, I'm quite laid back in my old age*

*lies, I'm just too lazy to post any of them."

Jeez, Meli - I was counting on you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't thicc a respelling rather than misspelling ?"

Respelling? Wot is a respelling?! If anyone wrote to me and said they liked my thicc thighs they wouldn't be getting any segs that's for sure Leo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Supermarket trolleys with dodgy wheels,

People who park in two bays in a supermarket, who, then go inside and have a committee meeting with their mates blocking everyone else doing what they need to do…"

It's possible that they just don't know how to park? Some people struggle. So I've heard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pet names like babe and such it’s ok if we in a relationship but to a random cringe

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Arrogance

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

People who speak over others

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

People eating! Really gets my goat!

Xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"People who speak over others"

Pardon

Pardon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I knew you’d say that "

Baiter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who speak over others

Pardon

Pardon

"

Pardon, Yasmeen

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"People who speak over others

Pardon

Pardon

Pardon, Yasmeen "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am wound up by the trend for misspelling. They get my goat every time.

Fone

Thicc

Nite etc

What little things get your goat?

These things gets my gote too "

Nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignorant people rude people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clothes that are put in the wash inside out really pisses me off.

Also anyone using the letter "n" instead of "and" really gets my goat.

Danish x

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Drama queens... "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The toothpaste falling off the brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clothes that are put in the wash inside out really pisses me off.

Also anyone using the letter "n" instead of "and" really gets my goat.

Danish x"

Are you sure about that Doughnut_n_Danish?

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Slow drivers. Sorry but I try and count to three but after a couple of miles I start muttering to myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say “pacific”, when they mean to say “specific”

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

People who walk along the footpath staring at their phones completely oblivious to whats going on around them and more importantly who they are about to walk in to !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame Vodafone for the way phone type fone.

Loads of little things wind me up internally, but I let them slide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People.

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By *anny 343Man
over a year ago

exeter

When people grate the corner off my block of cheese ! Just grate it straight and square

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say “pacific”, when they mean to say “specific”"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say “Disneyland in Florida” … it’s Disneyworld you muppet.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Drivers who don't check their mirrors. Drivers who don't indicate on roundabouts. Drivers who sit in the middle lane of the motorway. Drivers who stay in the overtaking lane of dual carriageways. Drivers who go in the wrong lane just to get 3 vehicles further forward in the que. Drivers who use their phones whilst driving. Drivers who are completely unaware of what is going on around them. Drivers who can't drive their cars through a space wide enough for the Titanic. Drivers who go through 30mph zones at 60 plus mph. In simple terms drivers annoy me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that park on the yellow lines blocking my garage so annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

him P.

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

People who agree and nod before you've finished your sentence.

Reminds me of Rigby off Rising Damp

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Hypocrites and liars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trolls. "

They do make crossing bridges a tad difficult, on occasion

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

For some reason it really irritates me when people write/say "should of" instead of "should have". I know it shouldn't irritate me, and has no impact whatsoever on my life, but it makes my face go

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Sychophants and goldfishers who agree wholeheartedly with one point of view and following a quick lap of the bowl then agree entirely with an opposing view.

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Yes!

I’m a pedantic twat and often point out to people that ‘you’ and ‘and’ both have 3 letters, ‘your’ has 4 letters and yes there is a difference between that and ‘you’re’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clothes that are put in the wash inside out really pisses me off.

Also anyone using the letter "n" instead of "and" really gets my goat.

Danish x

Are you sure about that Doughnut_n_Danish? "

I see what you did there

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"When people grate the corner off my block of cheese ! Just grate it straight and square "

But I just want cheese…

And not the kind that’s wiped on the drill now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thicc is a slang word, not a misspelling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twists my tits when you’ve swept the entire store and just before going back round with the dust pan someone has kicked their way through your sweepings like it was autumn leaves

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

One sided conversations..

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"People who agree and nod before you've finished your sentence.

Reminds me of Rigby off Rising Damp "

Do they put their hands on their hips with their elbows stuck out whilst arching their backs and leaning slightly backwards simultaneously nodding their head back and forth.

Saying ‘ ahhhh Miss Jones’

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now


"People who agree and nod before you've finished your sentence.

Reminds me of Rigby off Rising Damp

Do they put their hands on their hips with their elbows stuck out whilst arching their backs and leaning slightly backwards simultaneously nodding their head back and forth.

Saying ‘ ahhhh Miss Jones’"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thicc is a slang word, not a misspelling.

"

Does slang count? I mean is it US English? I've said this before, but there's no such thing as American English, there's English and there's mistakes!

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now


"Thicc is a slang word, not a misspelling.

Does slang count? I mean is it US English? I've said this before, but there's no such thing as American English, there's English and there's mistakes! "

Init

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thicc is a slang word, not a misspelling.

"

I still don't like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Americanisms creeping into our language like people calling rubbish “trash” it really gets on my nerves!

Think I’m getting to that age now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sychophants and goldfishers who agree wholeheartedly with one point of view and following a quick lap of the bowl then agree entirely with an opposing view. "

I've never heard of goldfishers! Same as sycophants? I encountered some this week

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Immature childish men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People.

"

Not really a little thing, perhaps?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BAE

Pedants.

Oh and people who say "Can I get...?" whilst ordering in cafe, bars etc.

I want to shout "NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T, its the servers job!!"

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By *orthernGinge-93Man
over a year ago

Northeast

Abbreviations for almost every word. "Hi u ok wht u up 2"... that sort of speel.

Cocky/arrogant people, confidence is sexy, being a dickhe*d is not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People.

Not really a little thing, perhaps? "

Well I am 5'11 so a lot are littler than me!

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester


"Americanisms creeping into our language like people calling rubbish “trash” it really gets on my nerves!

"

Can I get,in Coffee shops,

as in,

" can I get a Latte "

" can I get a Cheese and Onion Pannini"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Americanisms creeping into our language like people calling rubbish “trash” it really gets on my nerves!

Can I get,in Coffee shops,

as in,

" can I get a Latte "

" can I get a Cheese and Onion Pannini"

"

That's an Americanism? Huh. I thought I was being polite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People.

Not really a little thing, perhaps?

Well I am 5'11 so a lot are littler than me! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pedants.

Oh and people who say "Can I get...?" whilst ordering in cafe, bars etc.

I want to shout "NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T, its the servers job!!" "

Pedants?!! It's a thread for pedants!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not closing the packet properly on any type of wet wipe tissues.

-So a day later the wipes are bone dry..

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

A tiny key.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that put wrongs items in the wrong recycling bins, when they come round to mine.

(I'll stop now before I go into full victor melldrew mode..)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbish basic spellings

Bad hygiene especially dental

Persons who sit on a high horse looking down on folk, there’s a word for this kind but I don’t know what it is

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By *ustyBrunette666Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Idiots that don't use indicators or thank you for letting them out at junctions etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogance, lack of manners & disrespectful people.

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By *earl555Woman
over a year ago

Kingston upon Hull

Bad manners

Van drivers

School emails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Idiots that don't use indicators or thank you for letting them out at junctions etc "

1000% this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Americanisms creeping into our language like people calling rubbish “trash” it really gets on my nerves!

Think I’m getting to that age now lol"

And "my bad"! Sounds like a 3 year old talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not closing the packet properly on any type of wet wipe tissues.

-So a day later the wipes are bone dry.."

Dip it in the toilet water and voilà! Wet again.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Not putting things back where you find them!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to explain anarcho syndicalism (cooperatives) to people, who assume that you're advocating for a communist dictatorship when it has nothing to do with the government whatsoever. It just means that everyone puts in an equal share of capital to start the business & then the business is run as a partnership and everyone is an owner & equal partner & the profits are therefore shared equally.

-That's rather a specific peeve, but i find structuring a business in that way isn't really taught to people.. I even have these frustrating discussions with my brother & he has a business degree.. (- cooperatives are a passion of mine. x)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not closing the packet properly on any type of wet wipe tissues.

-So a day later the wipes are bone dry..

Dip it in the toilet water and voilà! Wet again. "

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Woke.

Off of: what's wrong with from?

LIIIIIKE: I've (like)done this (like) elsewhere in the forums

Calling registration plates licence plates: this ain't the states

Being terrified to say man/woman and just saying person instead.

Being terrified to say Indian/Pakistani and just saying Asian instead. Al Jazeera TV use the term INDOPAK!

Americans have the same problem with Chinese/Japanese and the other Oriental nationalities.

Swapping the key board position of speech marks and the @ symbol.

Touchscreen phones.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Not closing the packet properly on any type of wet wipe tissues.

-So a day later the wipes are bone dry..

Dip it in the toilet water and voilà! Wet again.

"

Someone's not ever, getting an invite.

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now


"Bad manners

Van drivers

School emails"

I like SKA music

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Using fingers for speech marks AKA rabbit ears, we don't use this pidgin sign language, for any other punctation mark do we?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Bad manners

Van drivers

School emails

I like SKA music "

I see what you did there!

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Folk who don't pickup after their dogs absolutely hate them.

Ignorant, arrogant, selfish folk and those who spit, drop litter especially from a car windows.

The list is endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To add to your list of drivers, I hate it when the other person makes a blatant mistake like pulling out from a junction when you are on the main road and they start shouting and swearing at you like it’s your fault for being in the correct place at an inconvenient time to them!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Abandoned bike strewn on the floor outside the shop, just begging to be nicked and the cause of a nasty fall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Americanisms creeping into our language like people calling rubbish “trash” it really gets on my nerves!

Think I’m getting to that age now lol"

As long as we don’t have aloomnum then I’m okay with trash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouty people and those with loud fake laughs. I don't know what to do in these circumstances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that leave weights around not putting them back

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

A mouse with a little key winds me up every morning at 9.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

People who stop in front of you when you're walking, to check their phones.

Bad manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who do not use their indicators on roundabouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don’t have their tickets/cards/phones ready when they get to the ticket barrier then act surprised to find they need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/10/21 18:03:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that, if you disagree with something they have said, when you express this, they assume that you are offended

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now


"Abandoned bike strewn on the floor outside the shop, just begging to be nicked and the cause of a nasty fall."

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Parents who let the darling cherubs scream at 7:30 every morning.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"People that, if you disagree with something they have said, when you express this, they assume that you are offended "

People who are offended when someone disagrees with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knocking my head on the same thing for a second time.

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By *earl555Woman
over a year ago

Kingston upon Hull


"Bad manners

Van drivers

School emails

I like SKA music "

No idea what SKA music is

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By *earl555Woman
over a year ago

Kingston upon Hull


"Bad manners

Van drivers

School emails

I like SKA music

I don't! Help me out here

I see what you did there!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Parents who let the darling cherubs scream at 7:30 every morning."

what are they supposed to do, gag them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that, if you disagree with something they have said, when you express this, they assume that you are offended

People who are offended when someone disagrees with them"

That too!

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

The conveyor belts at supermarkets. Or markets that arn't super for dat matter.

The person before you, should, imho, put the separator bar...sounds slightly BDSM ...after they've placed their shopping on the conveyor belt.

Nope. It seems a fair few, expect others to stick the bar, on the conveyor belt. Because they are taking a very important phone call, picking their nose, or just plain, can't be added.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Parents who let the darling cherubs scream at 7:30 every morning.

what are they supposed to do, gag them?"

find out why they are crying and think of other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thicc is a slang word, not a misspelling.

Does slang count? I mean is it US English? I've said this before, but there's no such thing as American English, there's English and there's mistakes! "

It's technically correct to use old English too, but nobody does it because that's not how language and linguistics work. Language is fluid and develops over time and if it didn't then we wouldn't have the English language (or any language, for that matter) as we know it today.

On that note, I'd like to add fake smartarses and mansplaining to the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that walk out infront of your car, especially when there is a crossing 5 metres away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try not to get wound up really. But I don’t like blatant disregard for others or arrogance

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Too many to mention but here are just a few:

People who take a shit at work and don't flush.

People who don't rinse cutlery before putting in the dishwasher.

People who fill the kettle up just to make a cuppa.

Poor road lane discipline.

Cyclists.

Managers at work who can't manage shit.

Guys I play football with who never track back.

But above all, People who no longer wear masks, especially in supermarkets. That really makes my piss boil

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Parents who let the darling cherubs scream at 7:30 every morning.

what are they supposed to do, gag them?

find out why they are crying and think of other people."

What makes you think they're not? That's not how kids work.

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Litter and fly tipping.

Makes my piss boil! We live in a country where we have very good infrastructure for getting rid of waste but you just need to be a bit patient. And who the f**k thinks it’s okay to just dump rubbish from their car or picnic? It’s like “out of sight, out of mind” and it’s somebody else’s problem, well that might be but you’re trashing this once beautiful land we call home.

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

2 ltr plastic milk cartons i always have difficulty standing them upside down on the top to drain the last dregs of milk out of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People eating loudly!

Really irritates me.

Nikki x

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs


"I am wound up by the trend for misspelling. They get my goat every time.

Fone

Thicc

Nite etc

What little things get your goat? "

These things annoy me as well, as does the incorrect use of or absence of capital letters. Example I saw recently was a service area that said “welcome to rugby. scrum on in.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those fast eating types that have lips that 'slap' and go 'mm' 'mmm' as theyre eating.

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By *ave1963BarnsleyMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Judgemental people.

Other people's lives and choices are their responsibility and they should be free to make those choices without others poking their noses in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who walk slowly or dawdle in front of me when they're walking down the street (apart from old ladies/men).

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"People who agree and nod before you've finished your sentence.

Reminds me of Rigby off Rising Damp

Do they put their hands on their hips with their elbows stuck out whilst arching their backs and leaning slightly backwards simultaneously nodding their head back and forth.

Saying ‘ ahhhh Miss Jones’"

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

People not use their manners

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hope you feel better now that you've got it off your chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say 'nom nom'

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"everything.

my patience is non-existent.

Px "

Calm down you fucking millennial snowflake

…that’s the phrase that gets me ever-ry-time

*sorry. But I have no patience either and that’s what I. Get thrown at me sooo-ohh-oooh often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alsorts of things

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Watching videos in portrait mode when landscape mode was the sensible option. I can't rotate my telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis erections

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Penis erections"

You want to try peeing with one.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You know when you all agree the rules for something and you are with a couple of dumb fuckers that can't remember the rules..... or are they clever fuckers who pretend not to know the rules..

That.

Playing fair is my downfall

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

People cheating at games.

The rain, every time I leave my house after straightening my hair.

Leaving something important downstairs when I've gone up to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't sweat the small stuff...

Its all the small stuff....

Apart from standing on those dog toys made out of bloody lego

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"People cheating at games.

The rain, every time I leave my house after straightening my hair.

Leaving something important downstairs when I've gone up to bed.

"

Lying there thinking shall I shant I , shall I , shant I ....... then thinking fuck it after half an hour and going down cos you know you won't sleep till you do.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh... waking about 3 in the morning needing a pee.......

Refusing to open your eyes or get up and then about two to three hours later after not being able to sleep and feeling like you will burst you finally give in and go to the loo!!!

Why not just go when you first notice.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oh... waking about 3 in the morning needing a pee.......

Refusing to open your eyes or get up and then about two to three hours later after not being able to sleep and feeling like you will burst you finally give in and go to the loo!!!

Why not just go when you first notice. "

Bucket

Or

Commode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

getting money from the cashpoint and the queens head is always back to front on every note!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh... waking about 3 in the morning needing a pee.......

Refusing to open your eyes or get up and then about two to three hours later after not being able to sleep and feeling like you will burst you finally give in and go to the loo!!!

Why not just go when you first notice. "

I do this every damn time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opening a new packet of paracetamol the wrong end...or any medication.

Danish x

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

People who have a problem with every solution you give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opening a new packet of paracetamol the wrong end...or any medication.

Danish x"

This is so me. I’m mortified if someone opens up a packet of crisps the wrong way. I get sweats just thinking about it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Opening a new packet of paracetamol the wrong end...or any medication.

Danish x"

Yes and trying to open new make up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speed cameras in stupid locations .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am wound up by the trend for misspelling. They get my goat every time.

Fone

Thicc

Nite etc

What little things get your goat? "

Nothing.

I'd say I'm more chilled in my 50s than any other time of my life!

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By *urio77Man
over a year ago

northampton

Humanity cheeses me off. Why are there so many selfish cunts in the world? Every action you make causes a reaction and an outcome.More People need to heed this and just have a wee think about what there doing and not just be me me me and fuck everyone else. Simple things like saying thank you when someone holds a door open for you. Where did all the manners go??

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Humanity cheeses me off. Why are there so many selfish cunts in the world? Every action you make causes a reaction and an outcome.More People need to heed this and just have a wee think about what there doing and not just be me me me and fuck everyone else. Simple things like saying thank you when someone holds a door open for you. Where did all the manners go??"

Xxxx

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Lies ignoring and shallow promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humanity cheeses me off. Why are there so many selfish cunts in the world? Every action you make causes a reaction and an outcome.More People need to heed this and just have a wee think about what there doing and not just be me me me and fuck everyone else. Simple things like saying thank you when someone holds a door open for you. Where did all the manners go??"

Wow that sounds major explosive...

What about the little things?

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Naggers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Humanity cheeses me off. Why are there so many selfish cunts in the world? Every action you make causes a reaction and an outcome.More People need to heed this and just have a wee think about what there doing and not just be me me me and fuck everyone else. Simple things like saying thank you when someone holds a door open for you. Where did all the manners go??

Wow that sounds major explosive...

What about the little things?"

That's what hes saying

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By *urassic CoasterMan
over a year ago

bournemouth

Time wasters and those that are only here for attention seeking but not meeting. (Attention seeking is completely fine for me of you're honest about it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humanity cheeses me off. Why are there so many selfish cunts in the world? Every action you make causes a reaction and an outcome.More People need to heed this and just have a wee think about what there doing and not just be me me me and fuck everyone else. Simple things like saying thank you when someone holds a door open for you. Where did all the manners go??

Wow that sounds major explosive...

What about the little things?

That's what hes saying "

Yeah I can see that - mega!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Humanity cheeses me off. Why are there so many selfish cunts in the world? Every action you make causes a reaction and an outcome.More People need to heed this and just have a wee think about what there doing and not just be me me me and fuck everyone else. Simple things like saying thank you when someone holds a door open for you. Where did all the manners go??

Wow that sounds major explosive...

What about the little things?

That's what hes saying

Yeah I can see that - mega!!!"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clothes that are put in the wash inside out really pisses me off.

Also anyone using the letter "n" instead of "and" really gets my goat.

Danish x"

Some clothes need to be turned inside out in the wash ,to protect the outside ,as in , logo T-Shirt's etc ..but what gets me is clothes neither way ..like a pair of jeans with one leg turned inside out or a pair of socks balled into each other..like WTF !!! how the fuck are socks gonna be washed properly if they're in a ball in the machine..FFS .. separate them ya lazy fuck before you put them in ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Opening a new packet of paracetamol the wrong end...or any medication.

Danish x

This is so me. I’m mortified if someone opens up a packet of crisps the wrong way. I get sweats just thinking about it"

Does it get you twitching if someone else does it? I open lots of things the wrong way and never even think about it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clothes that are put in the wash inside out really pisses me off.

Also anyone using the letter "n" instead of "and" really gets my goat.

Danish x

Some clothes need to be turned inside out in the wash ,to protect the outside ,as in , logo T-Shirt's etc ..but what gets me is clothes neither way ..like a pair of jeans with one leg turned inside out or a pair of socks balled into each other..like WTF !!! how the fuck are socks gonna be washed properly if they're in a ball in the machine..FFS .. separate them ya lazy fuck before you put them in .."

My teens do this constantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am wound up by the trend for misspelling. They get my goat every time.

Fone

Thicc

Nite etc

What little things get your goat? "

So this. Push for linguistic creativity in an ugly direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis erections"

But she said little things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad parking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cunts "

Erm...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

About to fill the thread up - thank you all for joining in!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

People who always have to have the last word on everything

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