FabSwingers.com forum: Mars bars

By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

Surely everyone loves a good mars bar.

The question is, fridge or no fridge??

Personally I love a mars straight out of the fridge, so it's nice and chewy.

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan
over a year ago

where no one knows

No. Room temp. Chew top off, go round sides, chew bottom off then scoff rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely love a mars but from the freezer very chewy

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Fridged. But I prefer a snickers anyway. Always nice to get some nuts in your mouth

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Fridge then grate into vanilla ice cream

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"No. Room temp. Chew top off, go round sides, chew bottom off then scoff rest."

That is methodical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Def not fridge, I want it nice and gooey.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

used to love them at room temperature, all goo-ey and soft and sweet and messy

but I'm allergic to chocolate now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fridge then grate into vanilla ice cream "

Ohhhh yes!

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Def not fridge, I want it nice and gooey."

Yeah, but what about the mars?

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Fridge then grate into vanilla ice cream "

A connoisseur.

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"used to love them at room temperature, all goo-ey and soft and sweet and messy

but I'm allergic to chocolate now

Oh no, disaster !

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Fridged. But I prefer a snickers anyway. Always nice to get some nuts in your mouth

I like your style.

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Definitely love a mars but from the freezer very chewy"

I've not tried one from the freezer.

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

I prefer the mick jagger way

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

They help me work rest and play

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Don't like them just to eat...the only time they're any good is melted and used to make cornflake buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just posted about these

fridge for me! Px

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

All melted over a sexy body…..

Sorry I meant fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely everyone loves a good mars bar.

The question is, fridge or no fridge??

Personally I love a mars straight out of the fridge, so it's nice and chewy. "

Just walked the dog munching on a Mars bar from the fridge.

Yum

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Out of the fridge

Mars bar and apple sandwiches

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

They are OK either way. But not as good as they were years ago. Less everything in the whole bar

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Fridged. But I prefer a snickers anyway. Always nice to get some nuts in your mouth

You mean a Marathon right?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I stick it between my boobs for 5 minutes

haven’t had one in years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freeze them! If you’re lucky it’ll still be “snappy” until about half way then your left with no choice but to put what’s left in your face and spend the next few mins chewing and drooling down your chin!

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By *chupforitMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Thinly sliced out of the freezer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am more of a snickers girl (or fakes from Aldi

) but a Mars has to be in the fridge to be edible!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I stick it between my boobs for 5 minutes

haven’t had one in years

What a Mars bar or a Mars bar tit wank

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Out of the fridge

Mars bar and apple sandwiches

Come again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room temp. Ever had a Mars bar toastie? You should try it!

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"i just posted about these

fridge for me! Px "

Your mars cock was my muse.

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Room temp. Ever had a Mars bar toastie? You should try it! "

You people are blowing my mind with mars sandwiches.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I stick it between my boobs for 5 minutes

haven’t had one in years

What a Mars bar or a Mars bar tit wank

A Mars bar better with a toffee crisp though

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"No. Room temp. Chew top off, go round sides, chew bottom off then scoff rest."

This is the way.

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Freeze them! If you’re lucky it’ll still be “snappy” until about half way then your left with no choice but to put what’s left in your face and spend the next few mins chewing and drooling down your chin!

I'm picturing it.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I stick it between my boobs for 5 minutes

haven’t had one in years

What a Mars bar or a Mars bar tit wank

A Mars bar better with a toffee crisp though

Can we do both…. One each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i just posted about these

fridge for me! Px

Your mars cock was my muse. "

and im not even credited with giving you the idea? shame on you magnet man

PS.. i'll take apologies in the form of dick pics with mars bars thank you.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

How about Mars Ice Cream bars for the cool lovers…

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I've never eaten a Mars Bar before, you're welcome OP for this informative post.

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"i just posted about these

fridge for me! Px

Your mars cock was my muse.

and im not even credited with giving you the idea? shame on you magnet man

PS.. i'll take apologies in the form of dick pics with mars bars thank you. "

Not got a Mars bar would a kit-kat suffice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i just posted about these

fridge for me! Px

Your mars cock was my muse.

and im not even credited with giving you the idea? shame on you magnet man

PS.. i'll take apologies in the form of dick pics with mars bars thank you.

Not got a Mars bar would a kit-kat suffice "

always Dave, always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely everyone loves a good mars bar.

The question is, fridge or no fridge??

Personally I love a mars straight out of the fridge, so it's nice and chewy. "

Yep, and dipped in your coffee

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I don’t like Mars bars but definitely kee chocolate in the fridge

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Not a fan of Mars bars but the deep fried ones from the chip shop taste ok when you are d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Room temp. Chew top off, go round sides, chew bottom off then scoff rest."

My twin.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I stick it between my boobs for 5 minutes

haven’t had one in years

What a Mars bar or a Mars bar tit wank

A Mars bar better with a toffee crisp though

Can we do both…. One each

1/2 and 1/2

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I stick it between my boobs for 5 minutes

haven’t had one in years

What a Mars bar or a Mars bar tit wank

A Mars bar better with a toffee crisp though

Can we do both…. One each

1/2 and 1/2

Deal

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Freezer x

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Not a fan of Mars bars but the deep fried ones from the chip shop taste ok when you are d*unk."

I was wondering when the Scots would get here with their fried mars bars.

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I don’t like Mars bars but definitely kee chocolate in the fridge

Only some though. Some chocolate better out of the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mars bar..my favourite ever chocolate...both fridge or not ...and with ice cold milk ..bliss !!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Fridged. But I prefer a snickers anyway. Always nice to get some nuts in your mouth

You mean a Marathon right? "

Sorry but I was only 6 when they changed their name. Although if a certain someone were to offer me a marathon with their nuts I might not be able to refuse

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"i just posted about these

fridge for me! Px

Your mars cock was my muse.

and im not even credited with giving you the idea? shame on you magnet man

PS.. i'll take apologies in the form of dick pics with mars bars thank you. "

Haha survival of the fittest out here quack. Expect your inbox to be deluged by mars cocks.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

From fridge to pussy then eat it from there or even miss out the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just had a Mars bar cookie!!! Mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freezer x"

You blow my mind

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Freezer x

You blow my mind "

I like things hard

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No fridge

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Chocolate should be kept at room temperature.

It should start melting as soon as it touches your mouth and become silky smooth, spreading all over your tongue and around your mouth.

This sensation along with the flavour hitting more tastebuds is one of the things that makes eating chocolate pleasurable. Any other way is just eating it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room temperature for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

battered mars bar

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Chocolate should be kept at room temperature.

It should start melting as soon as it touches your mouth and become silky smooth, spreading all over your tongue and around your mouth.

This sensation along with the flavour hitting more tastebuds is one of the things that makes eating chocolate pleasurable. Any other way is just eating it."

Yep. This ^^

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Freezer x"

Is that the Mars Bars icecream ones? ...

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Mars bars straight from the fridge. I then nibble the chocolate from the bottom and sides off, followed by the bottom - which leaves me the best bit, the top chocolate and caramel yummy it's the best way to eat a Mars x

PS I'm a brilliant nibbler!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fridge, the texture is better xx

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Freezer x

Is that the Mars Bars icecream ones? ...

No...normal Mars bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put all chocolate in the fridge, love the crispy/cool snap

and my teeth are still good enough for cold toffee too

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I put all chocolate in the fridge, love the crispy/cool snap

and my teeth are still good enough for cold toffee too

...is that how we should measure old age now?! If your teeth don't break buying cold chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww I’ve not had a Mars bar in agggggeeeesss

I know what I’m picking up later

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Aww I’ve not had a Mars bar in agggggeeeesss

I know what I’m picking up later "

A penguin

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Aww I’ve not had a Mars bar in agggggeeeesss

I know what I’m picking up later

A penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn’t give the option of having it deep fried in batter! Apparently a thing up north. Never had one myself.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Room temp for me

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Aww I’ve not had a Mars bar in agggggeeeesss

I know what I’m picking up later

A penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn’t give the option of having it deep fried in batter! Apparently a thing up north. Never had one myself.

Absolutely disgusting! Avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn’t give the option of having it deep fried in batter! Apparently a thing up north. Never had one myself.

They’re fine till the last bite I find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww I’ve not had a Mars bar in agggggeeeesss

I know what I’m picking up later

A penguin

A sparkle if she keeps up her cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put all chocolate in the fridge, love the crispy/cool snap

and my teeth are still good enough for cold toffee too

...is that how we should measure old age now?! If your teeth don't break buying cold chocolate

That’s exactly how age should be measured

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Aww I’ve not had a Mars bar in agggggeeeesss

I know what I’m picking up later

A penguin

A sparkle if she keeps up her cheek

Couldn't resist

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By *cSmoothieMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Surely everyone loves a good mars bar.

The question is, fridge or no fridge??

Personally I love a mars straight out of the fridge, so it's nice and chewy. "

Mars bars have shrunk in quality and size in the last 30 years.

Bring back the original Mars Bars.

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

From the fridge and dunked into my coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The frozen icecream ones

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"The frozen icecream ones

Yes. They're tidy.

And the mars drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The frozen icecream ones

Oohhh I've got some in my freezer

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"i just posted about these

fridge for me! Px

Your mars cock was my muse.

and im not even credited with giving you the idea? shame on you magnet man

PS.. i'll take apologies in the form of dick pics with mars bars thank you.

Not got a Mars bar would a kit-kat suffice

always Dave, always

Px "

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had one for a long time … might get some for the trick or treaters and hope they don’t come

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Yuk. Rather have a snickers.

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