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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

how would you describe it?

Using something else to assist that:

My body is like a house that 'unfortunately' only has room for one.

This thread COULD get hectic!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Believe it or not I think my body is CHUNKY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Believe it or not I think my body is CHUNKY. "
Fair do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok for it’s years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is a perfect lived in body. Absolutely perfect for me because I'm the only one that has to be happy about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body has suffered from subsidence so has an increased footprint

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ample "
In height?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chonky.

with the sex appeal of an oxo cube.

but at least im cosy.. and warm.. and tasty Px

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By *rostgiantMan
over a year ago

Chippenham

Hugable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok for it’s years "
So you are bodily associated with time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body is 6ft4 of solid muscles compressed down to 5ft8 which turned the muscles into jelly hence my slightly dad bod but other than that it fits me perfectly well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok for it’s years So you are bodily associated with time?"

Indeed and content

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a classic car that spends most of it's time under a dustsheet.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

It has taken me years to get a body like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ample In height?"

Sadly in width as well I think I may have missed the point of the thread though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is a perfect lived in body. Absolutely perfect for me because I'm the only one that has to be happy about it "
Another house like mine or only a tent?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My body has suffered from subsidence so has an increased footprint "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a project car… never quite finished and falling apart in places haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"chonky.

with the sex appeal of an oxo cube.

but at least im cosy.. and warm.. and tasty Px "
Dinner is served!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body has done some amazing things over the years and let me down other times, it's not perfect but I'm happy with it and it's the only one I have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like a project car… never quite finished and falling apart in places haha"
Is that car being built for speed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My body has done some amazing things over the years and let me down other times, it's not perfect but I'm happy with it and it's the only one I have "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a project car… never quite finished and falling apart in places haha Is that car being built for speed?"

I’d like to think so! Might be going more for comfort as the years go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body is like an ornament what you see is what you get

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ample In height?

Sadly in width as well I think I may have missed the point of the thread though "
What are those tall metal things that have both height and width that you see around sometimes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My body is like an ornament what you see is what you get"
Can it fit onto a mantelpiece?

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs

How to describe my body…

Chunky and being worked on, but still fun to play with

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like a project car… never quite finished and falling apart in places haha Is that car being built for speed?

I’d like to think so! Might be going more for comfort as the years go on"
A comforting ride!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How to describe my body…

Chunky and being worked on, but still fun to play with "
Like plasticine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body is well insulated haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It has taken me years to get a body like this. "
You make it sound like a 9 to 5 with a long commute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lived in n worn around the edges.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My body is well insulated haha "
Great in winter..your time is coming!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Big boned

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lived in n worn around the edges."
Ruglike.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"My body is well insulated haha Great in winter..your time is coming!"

Or cumming

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Big boned "

My big boner would suit you then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big boned "
No comparisons to the elephant shall be given here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a vintage muscle car found in an abandoned shed.

It looks beautiful and still turns a few heads. You know it was once great in its prime, and with a little work could look fantastic again, but it would be to much work and cost a lot of money…leave it where it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprisingly straightforward. I feed and walk it daily and in return it does almost all I ask. Good boy, have a biscuit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like a classic car that spends most of it's time under a dustsheet."
It's still an unviewed classic! There is consolation in that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surprisingly straightforward. I feed and walk it daily and in return it does almost all I ask. Good boy, have a biscuit! "
Woof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you blow up a balloon and then overtime it starts to deflate and it gets wrinkly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like a vintage muscle car found in an abandoned shed.

It looks beautiful and still turns a few heads. You know it was once great in its prime, and with a little work could look fantastic again, but it would be to much work and cost a lot of money…leave it where it is. "
Vintage is back!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Looks better than it functions.

Average?

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

My body apparently listened to ‘Insulate Britain’ and has clad itself in a thick, thermally-protective layer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know when you blow up a balloon and then overtime it starts to deflate and it gets wrinkly?"
Still great at parties!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Believe it or not I think my body is CHUNKY. "
not quite as CHUNKY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A body that housed a few beautiful children over the years but has been abused and now left derelict and in a state of disrepair for everyone to see, a complete eyesore to anyone in the vicinity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My body apparently listened to ‘Insulate Britain’ and has clad itself in a thick, thermally-protective layer."
The Iceman cometh..oops wrong one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a house that’s been lived in by squatters for the last 54 years, well used a bit crumbly round the edges but still does all it needs to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A body that housed a few beautiful children over the years but has been abused and now left derelict and in a state of disrepair for everyone to see, a complete eyesore to anyone in the vicinity "
Some people have no love for their neighbours!

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I don’t know, it’s just kinda there, taking up a little more space than it needs to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body is a vintage Bugatti with engine problems

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like a house that’s been lived in by squatters for the last 54 years, well used a bit crumbly round the edges but still does all it needs to do "
...Yes, for those bloody squatters!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

It’s like an overstuffed sausage on a bbq right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My body is a vintage Bugatti with engine problems"
Cough, cough..but let's have dinner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideal fixer upper good bay windows lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t know, it’s just kinda there, taking up a little more space than it needs to "
Well hopefully like a good modern TV set it provides at least some good viewing..and please no bloody Netflix!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s like an overstuffed sausage on a bbq right now. "
An all seasoner!

A Barbie in Autumn!!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"It has taken me years to get a body like this. You make it sound like a 9 to 5 with a long commute!"

Not sure I follow what you mean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looks better than it functions.

Average?"
Well Picassos art looks better than it functions..stuff could still work out yet!

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

In need of a service and a MOT. I'm sure there will be some advisories that will pop up too lol

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Looks better than it functions.

Average?"

Yours is definitely not average. It's way better than average.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It has taken me years to get a body like this. You make it sound like a 9 to 5 with a long commute!

Not sure I follow what you mean."
Why take years over it?

I'm giving you 6 months!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a temple

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"It has taken me years to get a body like this. You make it sound like a 9 to 5 with a long commute!

Not sure I follow what you mean. Why take years over it?

I'm giving you 6 months!"

Do I get time off for good behaviour?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Is a temple "

Mine is more like a cathedral.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hugable "
Like a chihuahua?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It has taken me years to get a body like this. You make it sound like a 9 to 5 with a long commute!

Not sure I follow what you mean. Why take years over it?

I'm giving you 6 months!

Do I get time off for good behaviour?"
Love it!

No!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is a temple "
A moment of silence please or deep meditation!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ideal fixer upper good bay windows lol "
A voyeurs arrived..put your clothes back on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In need of a service and a MOT. I'm sure there will be some advisories that will pop up too lol"
Choose a better mechanic.

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By *heron212Man
over a year ago

Croydon

My body is a temple, and welcoming to a select few sinners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like an old house, looks good from a distance but once you get close and start to inspect it you see all the cracks and signs of age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body is due for refurbishment, continuing the classic car theme I might restore and upgrade to an electric engine.. anyone have any spare batteries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like an old house, looks good from a distance but once you get close and start to inspect it you see all the cracks and signs of age. "

Could look good with some pebbledashing then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My body is a temple, and welcoming to a select few sinners.

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What if they are worried about getting fleeced!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine will do x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like an old house, looks good from a distance but once you get close and start to inspect it you see all the cracks and signs of age.

Could look good with some pebbledashing then? "
You seem to know your stuff..take care of that one for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine will do x"
Anything! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like an old house, looks good from a distance but once you get close and start to inspect it you see all the cracks and signs of age.

Could look good with some pebbledashing then? You seem to know your stuff..take care of that one for me."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My body is due for refurbishment, continuing the classic car theme I might restore and upgrade to an electric engine.. anyone have any spare batteries? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I think of what it's been through and its still functioning as designed I'm blown away so yeah I wear my battle scars with pride

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like an old house, looks good from a distance but once you get close and start to inspect it you see all the cracks and signs of age.

Could look good with some pebbledashing then? You seem to know your stuff..take care of that one for me.

"
What's wrong..I'm no builder!

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By *iver1ukMan
over a year ago

kettering

Like an old classic car,

Once well loved, maintained and driven hard.

Now taken out rarely and used beyond its limits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I think of what it's been through and its still functioning as designed I'm blown away so yeah I wear my battle scars with pride "
Blown away AND battle scars do not mix!

One suggests you are no longer of this world and the other suggests a cut finger.

So which is it?

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By *azzuMan
over a year ago

belfast

a work in progress but always happy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like an old classic car,

Once well loved, maintained and driven hard.

Now taken out rarely and used beyond its limits"
Thanks as there are too many cars on this thread of road anyway!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I am like a lollypop. Straight up and down but taste good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a work in progress but always happy! "
The silent carpenter at work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I think of what it's been through and its still functioning as designed I'm blown away so yeah I wear my battle scars with pride Blown away AND battle scars do not mix!

One suggests you are no longer of this world and the other suggests a cut finger.

So which is it?"

Trust me battle scars and blown away do mix lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am like a lollypop. Straight up and down but taste good."
Damn!

Never has a new lolly arrived in a shop with such pazazz!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Immortal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I think of what it's been through and its still functioning as designed I'm blown away so yeah I wear my battle scars with pride Blown away AND battle scars do not mix!

One suggests you are no longer of this world and the other suggests a cut finger.

So which is it?

Trust me battle scars and blown away do mix lol"
I get it totally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Immortal"
Like Superman?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Immortal Like Superman?"

More like Dorian Gray

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By *atureGuy62Man
over a year ago

DE7

Still got a dad bod but 2 stone lighter than it was as lost a couple of kg this year too.

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Believe it or not I think my body is CHUNKY. "
We know ...Doh

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Believe it or not I think my body is CHUNKY. We know ...Doh "

Are you after a spanking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still got a dad bod but 2 stone lighter than it was as lost a couple of kg this year too."
Lost! Since when has loss been associated with anything good!

Are you sure you've got that right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Immortal Like Superman?

More like Dorian Gray"
Heard of (don't know enough about) so if that's what you've got.

Just keep the world safe!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Soft and squidgy, like a human sized stress ball!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My body is 6ft4 of solid muscles compressed down to 5ft8 which turned the muscles into jelly hence my slightly dad bod but other than that it fits me perfectly well "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Soft and squidgy, like a human sized stress ball! "
I am sure 'the troubled' will be arriving in droves!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok for it’s years So you are bodily associated with time?

Indeed and content "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My body is a vintage Bugatti with engine problems Cough, cough..but let's have dinner!"

Cough cough (is that my engine failing to start?)

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Mine will do x Anything! x"

Depends who I'm with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a vintage muscle car found in an abandoned shed.

It looks beautiful and still turns a few heads. You know it was once great in its prime, and with a little work could look fantastic again, but it would be to much work and cost a lot of money…leave it where it is. Vintage is back!"

This is what I thought…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine will do x Anything! x

Depends who I'm with "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In need of one more surgery and a procedure.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Soft and squidgy, like a human sized stress ball! I am sure 'the troubled' will be arriving in droves! "

I’d be happy to help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like a vintage muscle car found in an abandoned shed.

It looks beautiful and still turns a few heads. You know it was once great in its prime, and with a little work could look fantastic again, but it would be to much work and cost a lot of money…leave it where it is. Vintage is back!

This is what I thought… "
OR is it just clothing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Soft and squidgy, like a human sized stress ball! I am sure 'the troubled' will be arriving in droves!

I’d be happy to help "

*Gulp..never has 'medical assistance' been THAT readily available!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long.

My body is long.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In need of one more surgery and a procedure. "
NHS! Put away that $ sign!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Long.

My body is long."
Been around for long?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My body is a vintage Bugatti with engine problems Cough, cough..but let's have dinner!

Cough cough (is that my engine failing to start?) "
You should know I can only assume!

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

currently statue if I was a dog they would I would be pts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Long.

My body is long."

It is

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

It would be like something the greeks have carved out as a statue, to show all its glory with all the definitions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a vintage muscle car found in an abandoned shed.

It looks beautiful and still turns a few heads. You know it was once great in its prime, and with a little work could look fantastic again, but it would be to much work and cost a lot of money…leave it where it is. Vintage is back!

This is what I thought… OR is it just clothing! "

Yes. Like a sleeper car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel very fortunate and grateful to be able to describe my body as naturally athletic. Thanks to my DNA.

Formerly a temple that I disrespected a fair amount, now a temple I take good care of (internally and externally) with all my heart.

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By *houlders McFOXMan
over a year ago

Discovering

It’s like Wile E. Coyote, it’s been broken and repaired so many times am almost a terminator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body is healthy in mind and body and my health is my most precious possession and l give it the best chance l can to nurture it for health reasons not vanity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s like Wile E. Coyote, it’s been broken and repaired so many times am almost a terminator."

You had me whith wile e coyote perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It would be like something the greeks have carved out as a statue, to show all its glory with all the definitions "
BUT your not going to tell us which mammal you mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s like Wile E. Coyote, it’s been broken and repaired so many times am almost a terminator."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My body is healthy in mind and body and my health is my most precious possession and l give it the best chance l can to nurture it for health reasons not vanity."
Unfortunately vanity has escaped this individuals mind and will be stored somewhere safe for future usage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel very fortunate and grateful to be able to describe my body as naturally athletic. Thanks to my DNA.

Formerly a temple that I disrespected a fair amount, now a temple I take good care of (internally and externally) with all my heart. "

I understand...DNA backwards spells and you were born lucky?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like a vintage muscle car found in an abandoned shed.

It looks beautiful and still turns a few heads. You know it was once great in its prime, and with a little work could look fantastic again, but it would be to much work and cost a lot of money…leave it where it is. Vintage is back!

This is what I thought… OR is it just clothing!

Yes. Like a sleeper car "
Good for film sets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is a roller coaster!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Curvaceous, strong, resilient! Not perfect but no desire to be, I like me the way I am xx

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Mine is a roller coaster!"

Do people scream when you go faster

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Certainly not top of the class but maybe scrap a pass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is a roller coaster!

Do people scream when you go faster "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Certainly not top of the class but maybe scrap a pass? "
Love it!

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By *weetandHungMan
over a year ago

liverpool

My body is like a pot hole in the road little bumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy warmer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Curvaceous, strong, resilient! Not perfect but no desire to be, I like me the way I am xx"
Like a female footballer?

*Hoping she hates football!

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

On the tubby side, bit its all bought and paid for haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Willy warmer "
Sorry comparison NOT accepted..too true!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

How would I describe my body?

Like a Starship with no shields and critical hull damage.

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By *ck BasswardsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Its not the best (devoid of ego) its not the worst (relatively content and quietely confident with what i have) it serves me well (i do ok)

Id describe it as a “skin &ink coloured vestibule for the the skeletal system, complex internal matter and structure of the miracle that is the contained human anatomy” haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On the tubby side, bit its all bought and paid for haha "
£,$ Francs, Deutschmark or Yen?

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Well maintained and getting better with age with only 1 or 2 cracks lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How would I describe my body?

Like a Starship with no shields and critical hull damage. "
Captain! We can only hold out for a wee bit longer here!!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Well maintained and getting better with age with only 1 or 2 cracks lol x "

You sound like a fine wine x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well maintained and getting better with age with only 1 or 2 cracks lol x "
A futuristic bungalow!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d describe mine as “Not bad for a pisshead” or “Not as squishy as first thought”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In need of one more surgery and a procedure. NHS! Put away that $ sign!!"

I’ve already paid for what the nhs would have covered. I’m onto the fine tuning now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well maintained and getting better with age with only 1 or 2 cracks lol x

You sound like a fine wine x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The A303, where you go up a hill and down a dual carriageway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In need of one more surgery and a procedure. NHS! Put away that $ sign!!

I’ve already paid for what the nhs would have covered. I’m onto the fine tuning now "

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Sculptured like the Greek God Hercules

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The A303, where you go up a hill and down a dual carriageway "
I'm no driver BUT the sound of duality here scares me!

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

My body is like a game of whack-a-mole. If I sort out one problem then another one appears soon after and so on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sculptured like the Greek God Hercules "
We hear that loud and clear..like Hercules in those movies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My body is like a game of whack-a-mole. If I sort out one problem then another one appears soon after and so on..."
We can relate..but please explain Whack-a-Mole!

Does it involve blows to their skulls?

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Like hotel toiletries, grown up products in miniature

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

My body is amazing. Fit, toned, curves in all the right places, pert breasts, tight arse. It’s so good that I need to protect it will lots of extra soft padding.

Lou x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d describe mine as “Not bad for a pisshead” or “Not as squishy as first thought”"
First thought after a beverage? Not as Squishy as I thought?

What you drinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My body is well insulated haha Great in winter..your time is coming!"

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"chonky.

with the sex appeal of an oxo cube.

but at least im cosy.. and warm.. and tasty Px "

Chonky is good.

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By *iss_Cali_xxCouple
over a year ago

Herne Bay


"chonky.

with the sex appeal of an oxo cube.

but at least im cosy.. and warm.. and tasty Px "

That's an incorrect spelling... It's spelled P-E-R-F-E-C-T

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like hotel toiletries, grown up products in miniature "
What an elegant description of handheld articles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My body is amazing. Fit, toned, curves in all the right places, pert breasts, tight arse. It’s so good that I need to protect it will lots of extra soft padding.

Lou x "
The padding is better than what's underneath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my body

And I live in it

It's 47

And 2 months old

It's changed a lot since it was new

It's done stuff it wasn't built to do

I often try to fill it up with wine

And the weirdest thing about it is

I spend so much time hating it

But it never says a bad word about me

This is my body

And it's fine

It's where I spend the vast majority of my time

It's not perfect

But it's mine

Tim Minchin said it perfectly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its not the best (devoid of ego) its not the worst (relatively content and quietely confident with what i have) it serves me well (i do ok)

Id describe it as a “skin &ink coloured vestibule for the the skeletal system, complex internal matter and structure of the miracle that is the contained human anatomy” haha "
Let's leave biology out of this!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flabby... I look ok standing up but like I melted, once lying down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d describe mine as “Not bad for a pisshead” or “Not as squishy as first thought” First thought after a beverage? Not as Squishy as I thought?

What you drinking?"

First thought after a beverage? This isn’t beer

I figured I’d be squishier by 35

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is my body

And I live in it

It's 47

And 2 months old

It's changed a lot since it was new

It's done stuff it wasn't built to do

I often try to fill it up with wine

And the weirdest thing about it is

I spend so much time hating it

But it never says a bad word about me

This is my body

And it's fine

It's where I spend the vast majority of my time

It's not perfect

But it's mine

Tim Minchin said it perfectly "
My friend, I dispute that as diarrhea wasn't mentioned!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flabby... I look ok standing up but like I melted, once lying down "
I like that! Like a wave of the sea coming in to the land..very comforting.

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