FabSwingers.com forum: Coffee?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So... I know that "Netflix and chill" is code for "let's fuck", more so on dating sites but is meeting for a coffee the new code for lets fuck on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve no idea, but I’ll

Have a Americano please double shot, no sugar

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I'm worried I won't get coffee if we now arrange to meet someone for coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like coffee.

Is FAF still code?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve no idea, but I’ll

Have a Americano please double shot, no sugar

Same please

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Never knew these codes existed.

What does it mean if someone offers me Tea and biscuits?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"So... I know that "Netflix and chill" is code for "let's fuck", more so on dating sites but is meeting for a coffee the new code for lets fuck on here?

... I thought 'it's just a social' was our equivalent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never knew these codes existed.

What does it mean if someone offers me Tea and biscuits?

What do you think it means?

* I am not a psychiatrist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So... I know that "Netflix and chill" is code for "let's fuck", more so on dating sites but is meeting for a coffee the new code for lets fuck on here?

I hope not I enjoy meeting for coffee and flirting in the coffee shop

I mean I also enjoy sex but don't replace my coffee for it

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"So... I know that "Netflix and chill" is code for "let's fuck", more so on dating sites but is meeting for a coffee the new code for lets fuck on here?

Only if it's a coffee with sugary doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re inviting me for a coffee, you’d better have a coffee.

And a good one.

Some things you just don’t lie about. Because coffee.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Never knew these codes existed.

What does it mean if someone offers me Tea and biscuits?

What do you think it means?

* I am not a psychiatrist

This is not helpful to me. I’m now extremely worried it may be code for…your ass is mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope not. If I arrange to meet for a hot drink (not coffee, yeuch), I’m expecting kit that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you’re inviting me for a coffee, you’d better have a coffee.

And a good one.

Some things you just don’t lie about. Because coffee."

This is my opinion too. Don't offer me coffee then not give me coffee

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I like coffee.

Is FAF still code?

...and Faffing about?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

So I've been giving the wrong answers to all those "Coffee, tea or me?" messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you’re inviting me for a coffee, you’d better have a coffee.

And a good one.

Some things you just don’t lie about. Because coffee."

Yes! I'd be very upset if I didn't get coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never knew these codes existed.

What does it mean if someone offers me Tea and biscuits?

What do you think it means?

* I am not a psychiatrist

This is not helpful to me. I’m now extremely worried it may be code for…your ass is mine

Would you like it to be that? Do you think it could be interesting that’s what you 1st thought of?

*still not a psychiatrist

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Coffee is coffee

I usually would say ‘I have the day free’ and that’s code for being available for an enormous session should they be interested in a below average looking guy

I have to be at x for y o’clock

Should we get on and plan to do the monster with two backs at a later date

Now ‘did you have tea or coffee’ is another thing altogether

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like coffee.

Is FAF still code?

...and Faffing about?

Now that doesn’t sound as quirky. ‘Faffing about’ sounds like I am doing it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wonder I’ve been told to do one after I have offered to meet for a coffee

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Never knew these codes existed.

What does it mean if someone offers me Tea and biscuits?

What do you think it means?

* I am not a psychiatrist

This is not helpful to me. I’m now extremely worried it may be code for…your ass is mine

Would you like it to be that? Do you think it could be interesting that’s what you 1st thought of?

*still not a psychiatrist

Sorry, I’m away making a cuppa tea

* definitely not your patient

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Did anyone say a double shot Americano? Splash of skinny milk please

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Is it? I thought coffee was coffee? If that's not the case, I've been reading things wrong then

lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Definitely not in my book...a coffee is just that (unless we have met previously).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone say a double shot Americano? Splash of skinny milk please"

Cappuccino here please no sugar just that sweet sweet caffeine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So... I know that "Netflix and chill" is code for "let's fuck", more so on dating sites but is meeting for a coffee the new code for lets fuck on here?

Coffee has always been construed as sex for years....

best to put a 'social drink' if not wanting to confuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With me not being a coffee drinker I always ask to meet up for a cuppy for the social, anymore meets after that it's (when are you free or I'm free)

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I also misread a coffee invitation as "let's have sex". The other people in Costa apparently didn't get the memo and I'm not allowed back there again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought coffee meant sex. Damn.

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to clarify if I offer to take people for tea/coffee and a meal I mean just that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought coffee meant sex. Damn.

Danish x"

Is that why you've been asking for coffee lately? Damn I clearly still don't know your signals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was was the original plot of the movie again?

i just read 'coffee' and got excited.

coffee as black as my soul, and slightly sweet please

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

I need to get up to date with these codes

I don't like coffee, can I have a cup of tea please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was was the original plot of the movie again?

i just read 'coffee' and got excited.

coffee as black as my soul, and slightly sweet please

Px "

Want to get in my van...?

I have a cappuccino machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never knew these codes existed.

What does it mean if someone offers me Tea and biscuits?

What do you think it means?

* I am not a psychiatrist

This is not helpful to me. I’m now extremely worried it may be code for…your ass is mine

Would you like it to be that? Do you think it could be interesting that’s what you 1st thought of?

*still not a psychiatrist

Sorry, I’m away making a cuppa tea

* definitely not your patient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was was the original plot of the movie again?

i just read 'coffee' and got excited.

coffee as black as my soul, and slightly sweet please

Want to get in my van...?

I have a cappuccino machine

getting into a strangers mysterious van because he's offering me coffee?

absofuckinglutely!

sorry parents.. the 'don't talk to strangers' rule does not apply here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently ordering coffee in Starbucks. Going to ignore them when my coffee is ready, it’s been a while since I’ve heard a women scream my name a couple of times….

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Christ no., coffee is just coffee.. until you add cake and that changed everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in my books, going for coffee means exactly that

I’ve breaker to assess the chemistry if any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was was the original plot of the movie again?

i just read 'coffee' and got excited.

coffee as black as my soul, and slightly sweet please

Want to get in my van...?

I have a cappuccino machine

getting into a strangers mysterious van because he's offering me coffee?

absofuckinglutely!

sorry parents.. the 'don't talk to strangers' rule does not apply here

Px "

Excellent I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ no., coffee is just coffee.. until you add cake and that changed everything.

What cake do you enjoy? I will huddle you on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ no., coffee is just coffee.. until you add cake and that changed everything.

What cake do you enjoy? I will huddle you on this.

Carrot cake if I'm having it with coffee

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Christ no., coffee is just coffee.. until you add cake and that changed everything.

What cake do you enjoy? I will huddle you on this.

If pushed carrot but I’m more of a maker than eater!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ no., coffee is just coffee.. until you add cake and that changed everything.

What cake do you enjoy? I will huddle you on this.

If pushed carrot but I’m more of a maker than eater! "

Feel free to make me carrot cake been so long since I've had a decent one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’m a tea man and if I didn’t get a tea I would be very annoyed

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I like coffee.

Is FAF still code?

...and Faffing about?

Now that doesn’t sound as quirky. ‘Faffing about’ sounds like I am doing it wrong

Ah well, you know what they say ...practice makes perfect

Er, coffee making that is

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I don't drink tea or coffee, so will I miss out? If I suggest coffee and actually get a coffee what do I do?

HELP

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"So... I know that "Netflix and chill" is code for "let's fuck", more so on dating sites but is meeting for a coffee the new code for lets fuck on here?

So what do you say if you actually want to watch Netflix and chill?

I wish people would just say what they want rather than coming up with silly codes that could get misunderstood.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

What’s let’s meet up for tea code for?

I don’t like coffee

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"Never knew these codes existed.

What does it mean if someone offers me Tea and biscuits?

They want you to strip and re create your profile pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ no., coffee is just coffee.. until you add cake and that changed everything.

What cake do you enjoy? I will huddle you on this.

If pushed carrot but I’m more of a maker than eater! "

Huddle? I meant judge

damn phone.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"So... I know that "Netflix and chill" is code for "let's fuck", more so on dating sites but is meeting for a coffee the new code for lets fuck on here?

Nope, not for me. Social is social.

I'd rather the anticipation of waiting to arrange a meet for fun, than not feeling any connection and having to dodge others expectations

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I hope not, as I'd say no as I don't drink coffee.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

If I arranged to meet for ‘coffee and cake’ and didn’t get either of those things I’d be absolutely fuming

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Is it

can I have a caramel frappe please

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I know what cake means

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"If I arranged to meet for ‘coffee and cake’ and didn’t get either of those things I’d be absolutely fuming

Coffee cake?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No. Meeting for a coffee is a social. I'm checking the other person out to see if I like or trust them enough.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"If I arranged to meet for ‘coffee and cake’ and didn’t get either of those things I’d be absolutely fuming

Coffee cake?

As long as that’s not all that’s on the menu

However, we are long overdue a post STP catch -up. You can’t hide forever

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'd be disappointed if I thought I'm getting coffee and I didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee back at his or her place would usually end in some ‘fun’ but if you are meeting in an open public place then one would hope that a coffee is just code for coffee!

I’m more of a latte kind of guy, if anyone is interested

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I don't drink coffee, can we just fuck instead?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd like a shot with cream

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

So what does 'fancy grabbing a latte?' mean!?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

No, it's literally just a coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If chick flicks taught me anytime, coffee means anal and tea vaginal

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I always thought coffee meant sex. Damn.

Danish x"

Coffee and a Danish?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"So... I know that "Netflix and chill" is code for "let's fuck", more so on dating sites but is meeting for a coffee the new code for lets fuck on here?

So what do you say if you actually want to watch Netflix and chill?

I wish people would just say what they want rather than coming up with silly codes that could get misunderstood. "

I remember when it was a DVD and a glass of wine

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I mean I like coffee and everything, but I'd be too worried about having teacher breath if meeting someone after drinking it

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I hope not. I'm always offering to meet for a coffee

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Good lord No!

Tis' what it says on the tin!

Add cake to the mix and people will get confused!

Jo.Xx

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Christ no., coffee is just coffee.. until you add cake and that changed everything.

What cake do you enjoy? I will huddle you on this.

If pushed carrot but I’m more of a maker than eater!

Huddle? I meant judge

damn phone. "

I did wonder…

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

So what does 'fancy grabbing a latte?' mean!?

Anal...

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I mean I like coffee and everything, but I'd be too worried about having teacher breath if meeting someone after drinking it

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