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"Collies...." Have to agree with this I know spaniels, understand them Our collie is a year old ... buggered of we can fathom him out | |||
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"Probably just dogs because they’re the best. " I'm thinking dogs, so I could threaten my two about escaping into next door's garden or bin-diving. | |||
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"Wolves! Such beautiful-smart-strong-supportative between the pack animals!" Where would you find them though? | |||
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"Wolves! Such beautiful-smart-strong-supportative between the pack animals! Where would you find them though?" Where wolves? | |||
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"Wolves! Such beautiful-smart-strong-supportative between the pack animals! Where would you find them though? Where wolves?" | |||
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me.. " Cats are arseholes, so probably thinks of you as the servant who does what she wants. | |||
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"Labradors. So that I can tell my 12 year old girl whose on her last legs that I love her with all my heart, and that I'd give my left leg to have another year with her. Gonna miss you sweetheart " The hardest part of having a pet is saying goodbye | |||
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me.. Cats are arseholes, so probably thinks of you as the servant who does what she wants. Probably. I love her though. She has a good sense to figure out when not to be an arsehole and get my rage back " They do have a calming effect-if they allow you to cuddle them. | |||
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"Wolves! Such beautiful-smart-strong-supportative between the pack animals! Where would you find them though? Where wolves? " Wolves in the wild would be awesome, but hey! the Zoo is a low cost pep-wolf talk | |||
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me.. " Totally agree. Love to know what my cat is thinking and how he views the world | |||
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"Men" this just had me laughing out loud! I agree, they are a hard species to understand x | |||
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"Men" &@£¥?# ???|[» @&¥. @?)????¿ | |||
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"Men" Forked tongue? | |||
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"My dog doesn’t have much going on up too, bless him. He’s the canine equivalent of Homer Simpson. But I can see in his wee face that he’s really trying to keep up! I’d love to ask him what he’s thinking about stuff. I imagine his voice would sound like David Beckham’s." | |||
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"which would it be? You have the choice to understand them when you want, not all of the time, so birds twittering won't drive you mad " No one would want to understand the birds. They sound much nicer in song, no need to know that what they're actually saying is "fuck off, this is my tree, and she's my bird" over and over again. Mr | |||
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"which would it be? You have the choice to understand them when you want, not all of the time, so birds twittering won't drive you mad " Great White Sharks...could tell them to stop the fuck attacking people that only want to go for a swim or surf ..but that's it's ok to totally rip the fuckers trying to kill them to pieces | |||
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"which would it be? You have the choice to understand them when you want, not all of the time, so birds twittering won't drive you mad No one would want to understand the birds. They sound much nicer in song, no need to know that what they're actually saying is "fuck off, this is my tree, and she's my bird" over and over again. Mr" We have sparrows living in our roof and they make such a happy racket in the morning I would love to know what it is they are saying that wakes me up | |||
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"I would speak to the sharks and get the lowdown on what the think of Essex Tom " It'll be all over the news | |||
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"One of the primates, maybe chimpanzees. They are our closest surviving relatives and we'd have a lot to talk about." Like "How interesting are your bogies?"? | |||
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"which would it be? You have the choice to understand them when you want, not all of the time, so birds twittering won't drive you mad No one would want to understand the birds. They sound much nicer in song, no need to know that what they're actually saying is "fuck off, this is my tree, and she's my bird" over and over again. Mr We have sparrows living in our roof and they make such a happy racket in the morning I would love to know what it is they are saying that wakes me up " your lucky to still get a few house sparrows there numbers have declined.. | |||
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"which would it be? You have the choice to understand them when you want, not all of the time, so birds twittering won't drive you mad No one would want to understand the birds. They sound much nicer in song, no need to know that what they're actually saying is "fuck off, this is my tree, and she's my bird" over and over again. Mr We have sparrows living in our roof and they make such a happy racket in the morning I would love to know what it is they are saying that wakes me up your lucky to still get a few house sparrows there numbers have declined.." I wish I could hear them.. | |||
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"Cats I've got two of the little fuckers and I swear they are plotting something. I'd love to know what their cunning plan is." They believe the world is flat and are going to push you off the edge | |||
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"Owls. For their wisdom." Hate to burst the bubble, but they’re supposedly really thick! | |||
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"Owls. For their wisdom. Hate to burst the bubble, but they’re supposedly really thick! " Is that why they go Twit Twoo | |||
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"Cats I've got two of the little fuckers and I swear they are plotting something. I'd love to know what their cunning plan is." Cats are going to take over the world. This is facts. | |||
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"I would speak to the sharks and get the lowdown on what the think of Essex Tom " Ahhahahahahah | |||
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"Owls. For their wisdom. Hate to burst the bubble, but they’re supposedly really thick! " So should they be in the length or girth thread..? | |||
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me.. " Probably thinks your a right slut...lol | |||
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"Owls. For their wisdom. Hate to burst the bubble, but they’re supposedly really thick! Is that why they go Twit Twoo " They don't. The female (tawny owl) makes the T-wit call and the male the whooo. Maybe she's calling him a twit and he's giving a sarcastic response? Mr | |||
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me.. Cats are arseholes, so probably thinks of you as the servant who does what she wants. Probably. I love her though. She has a good sense to figure out when not to be an arsehole and get my rage back They do have a calming effect-if they allow you to cuddle them." Correct. She always used to sense when I was particularly down and roll at my feet. | |||
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me.. Totally agree. Love to know what my cat is thinking and how he views the world" Probably quite nonchalant.. maybe he or she would say.. why you never took me to a disco | |||
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"Cats I've got two of the little fuckers and I swear they are plotting something. I'd love to know what their cunning plan is." | |||
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me.. Probably thinks your a right slut...lol " Hope not. Not the most complementary or respectful word out there | |||
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"Probably just dogs because they’re the best. I'm thinking dogs, so I could threaten my two about escaping into next door's garden or bin-diving. " And ask why he would rather eat out of the bin than the dry food I buy | |||
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"Dogs are thinking: I love you feed me I love you Walk me I love you Cats: I'm plotting how to kill you." I bought my bestie a book just about that. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by Matthew Inman. It's hilarious | |||
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"Cats I've got two of the little fuckers and I swear they are plotting something. I'd love to know what their cunning plan is. Cats are going to take over the world. This is facts. " That ship had long sailed. Who do you think control the illuminati? | |||
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me.. " I'd like to be able to talk to Tuberose's pussy... Well, maybe communicate in a non verbal way would be a better description... I'm sure she would be purring in no time... | |||
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"goats.. or baby hippopotamus, or chubby water moosey things, or octopuses/octopodes/octopi, or duck-billed platypuses... or all of them please just because id like to be able to tell them i love them, and ask them how they are and their favourite food, and what colour is their favourite, and if they want to come cuddle and watch Disney films with me Px " If I was a crocodile, I'd snap your arm off at that offer to watch Disney films. | |||
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me.. Probably thinks your a right slut...lol Hope not. Not the most complementary or respectful word out there " On Fab it a title hard earned | |||
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"Squirrels. Just don't fuck with squirrels, Morty. " true | |||
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"which would it be? You have the choice to understand them when you want, not all of the time, so birds twittering won't drive you mad " Defo dogs. x | |||
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