FabSwingers.com forum: Eco-friendly sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you practice it? It can range from buying environmentally friendly lube to biodegradable sex-related products. Basically, anything really that impacts the environment positively.

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

Bareback and garden veg?

Tbh I'm not sure I'm using much unsustainably... Condoms obviously, but can you get eco condoms, and if so any verdict from the boys if they feel OK?

My toys are very slow fashion aka old haaaaaaa

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Since having a kid is one of the most damaging things you can do for the environment id say everything I’ve done up until now had been extremely eco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watch Quornography

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m going without to save the planet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bareback and garden veg?

Tbh I'm not sure I'm using much unsustainably... Condoms obviously, but can you get eco condoms, and if so any verdict from the boys if they feel OK?

My toys are very slow fashion aka old haaaaaaa"

Let's not bring the contents of my greenhouse into this

Are the toys clockwork?

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

"Bareback and garden veg?

Tbh I'm not sure I'm using much unsustainably... Condoms obviously, but can you get eco condoms, and if so any verdict from the boys if they feel OK?

My toys are very slow fashion aka old haaaaaaa

Let's not bring the contents of my greenhouse into this

Are the toys clockwork? "

Ha ha yes wooden with a wind up handle passed through generations, every contour moulded by my forefathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, we only use reusable sandwich bags as condoms

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

"Since having a kid is one of the most damaging things you can do for the environment id say everything I’ve done up until now had been extremely eco "

Ha ha and this...

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I only use 100% recycled tissues for wanking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I mean if they're going to make biodegradable condoms, you don't want them to start breaking down at the wrong time? ¯\_

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Generally with the lights out .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you practice it? It can range from buying environmentally friendly lube to biodegradable sex-related products. Basically, anything really that impacts the environment positively. "

In short, fuck an organic cucumber ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you practice it? It can range from buying environmentally friendly lube to biodegradable sex-related products. Basically, anything really that impacts the environment positively.

In short, fuck an organic cucumber ladies

I think the OP has a selection available?

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

My problem is eco usually means saving the world ie vegan animal nonesense. Not for us thanks. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My problem is eco usually means saving the world ie vegan animal nonesense. Not for us thanks. X"

Vegan animal nonsense….what?

You’re not keen for helping the planet because you don’t want to be vegan? Or am I not understanding?

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Its just lets get on the vegan trendy fad nonsense. That is our issue. Not real just trendy. X

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Your not saving the world by not eating meat or its derivatives. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on a soled panels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your not saving the world by not eating meat or its derivatives. X"

What's that got to do with sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watch Quornography"

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Nothing. Just like all of this forum nonsense

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Just look at the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watch Quornography"

Post of the day

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Dont call us out because we have something to say. We may get the sad woke gang on you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your not saving the world by not eating meat or its derivatives. X"

So no hemp condoms for you guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont call us out because we have something to say. We may get the sad woke gang on you."

Do your worst. As you think "eco-friendly" = turning vegan, I will somehow survive

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Nope

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Hopefully.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watch Quornography"

Do you literally have a one-liner for every forum thread? It's astounding how many you drop in. Make people snort with laughter and then off you go - it's a gift!

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Hemp condom. Wtf....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP do you grow organic vegetables for dildos btw? Sell them at a market stall?

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Yep. That is exactly it.

The forum is just a joke in reality. Read it back. Just a bundle of crap.

Think thst was just about more than one line....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep. That is exactly it.

The forum is just a joke in reality. Read it back. Just a bundle of crap.

Think thst was just about more than one line...."

Glad you're enjoying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep. That is exactly it.

The forum is just a joke in reality. Read it back. Just a bundle of crap.

Think thst was just about more than one line...."

Yet, here you are

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Not at all. Just trying to make you lot aware that your self righteous opinions, whilst very modern, have no real place in the real world. Grow up please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not at all. Just trying to make you lot aware that your self righteous opinions, whilst very modern, have no real place in the real world. Grow up please."

No, thank you

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Making a point. Like the rest of you. Errr.. not hard to understand

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

There be the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm doing my best for the environment being single helps to maintain a safe environment and the o zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There be the problem"

Please use reply+quote so others can follow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not at all. Just trying to make you lot aware that your self righteous opinions, whilst very modern, have no real place in the real world. Grow up please."

I will not grow up. I refuse *stamps foot and pouts

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not at all. Just trying to make you lot aware that your self righteous opinions, whilst very modern, have no real place in the real world. Grow up please."

You ok, hun?

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

It's amazing how a little ole condom could destroy the world in so many ways.

Sex is very eco friendly though. It's farting that's doing the damage.

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

And there we go childish answer. Adult website frequented by the immature. Not great..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My problem is eco usually means saving the world ie vegan animal nonesense. Not for us thanks. X"

No siree, there'll be no saving of the world here thank you very much. What's the world ever done for us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And there we go childish answer. Adult website frequented by the immature. Not great.."

Please use reply+quote so we know who you are replying to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's amazing how a little ole condom could destroy the world in so many ways.

Sex is very eco friendly though. It's farting that's doing the damage.

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Better than you.

Oh and dont take the higher ground please. It will not work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And there we go childish answer. Adult website frequented by the immature. Not great.."

I’m having fun with you, but in all seriousness, it’s not up to you to dictate others behaviours.

People have their own processes, lives, behaviours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And there we go childish answer. Adult website frequented by the immature. Not great..

I’m having fun with you, but in all seriousness, it’s not up to you to dictate others behaviours.

People have their own processes, lives, behaviours."

Think our words are wasted here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And there we go childish answer. Adult website frequented by the immature. Not great..

I’m having fun with you, but in all seriousness, it’s not up to you to dictate others behaviours.

People have their own processes, lives, behaviours.

Think our words are wasted here

Indeed.

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

"And there we go childish answer. Adult website frequented by the immature. Not great..

I’m having fun with you, but in all seriousness, it’s not up to you to dictate others behaviours.

People have their own processes, lives, behaviours."
Not dictating. I just have an opinion. X

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Do you practice it? It can range from buying environmentally friendly lube to biodegradable sex-related products. Basically, anything really that impacts the environment positively. "

No , it’s like leaded petrol , I don’t buy it anymore because the people in charge decided it was bad and banned it. Is there an authorised list of things that are bad for the planet? If I check on google, literally everything causes cancer and global warming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him. "

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *dysseusukMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I've an electricity-producing mattress which captures the energy from having sex on it, so the harder we fuck the more energy it produces, and this powers the heating and hot water. So if we want a decent shower after, we have to fuck hard and long; and in winter, if we want heating, we need to fuck 4-5 times a day. Great incentive to keep it up and prevents premature ejaculation too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking. "

To be fair, I never suggested you were dead! Just asleep!

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

The problem is when protesters bust in on the scene and start glueing themselves to the bed and interrupting proceedings, it's a nightmare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can the angry couple come back, I was enjoying the dialogue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must admit I’m not very eco friendly when it comes to sex… it’s not very often I reuse my ex

lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP do you grow organic vegetables for dildos btw? Sell them at a market stall? "

I'm pleased to report that all my veg is organic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hemp condom. Wtf...."

Wtf - pretty apt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking. "

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

To be fair, I never suggested you were dead! Just asleep!

Sleeping like the dead. It's Halloween soon!!

Think I will thought.

I'll sweep up the dismembered body parts and entrails strewn across this thread in the morning!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

Who with?!?! I wanna know!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Surely not having any sex in years is the most eco-friendly you can get?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

Who with?!?! I wanna know!

Wait! What are you doing here? I thought he would be 'multitasking' you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly! "

Asda shades isn't recycled though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly! "

Look, let us not kid ourselves here! Did you expel more CO2 than usual during the course of said activity?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely not having any sex in years is the most eco-friendly you can get?

I'm not so sure. What's the environmental cost of keeping you in a dedicated institution to treat you for the effects of such a long period of abstinence?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Surely not having any sex in years is the most eco-friendly you can get?

I'm not so sure. What's the environmental cost of keeping you in a dedicated institution to treat you for the effects of such a long period of abstinence? "

I'm self-medicating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly!

Asda shades isn't recycled though. "

This is not somewhere you want to go, trust me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely not having any sex in years is the most eco-friendly you can get?

I'm not so sure. What's the environmental cost of keeping you in a dedicated institution to treat you for the effects of such a long period of abstinence?

I'm self-medicating

The other question that occured to me is: is wanking included in all that?

(and beer doesn't count as self-education!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely not having any sex in years is the most eco-friendly you can get?

I'm not so sure. What's the environmental cost of keeping you in a dedicated institution to treat you for the effects of such a long period of abstinence?

I'm self-medicating

The other question that occured to me is: is wanking included in all that?

(and beer doesn't count as self-education!)"

*medication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly!

Look, let us not kid ourselves here! Did you expel more CO2 than usual during the course of said activity?

No... I did the work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly!

Asda shades isn't recycled though.

This is not somewhere you want to go, trust me

Oh I'm going there!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I only use public transport to get to places where I have sex. Certainly no planes, that's terrible for the planet.

I haven't had kids, so their carbon footprint is zero.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Surely not having any sex in years is the most eco-friendly you can get?

I'm not so sure. What's the environmental cost of keeping you in a dedicated institution to treat you for the effects of such a long period of abstinence?

I'm self-medicating

The other question that occured to me is: is wanking included in all that?

(and beer doesn't count as self-education!)"

That's OK - no sex & no beer.

How the fuck am I still smiling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly!

Look, let us not kid ourselves here! Did you expel more CO2 than usual during the course of said activity?

No... I did the work.

Oh ho!! Touche!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly!

Look, let us not kid ourselves here! Did you expel more CO2 than usual during the course of said activity?

No... I did the work.

Sorry, who exactly passed you the Asda Shades?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly!

Look, let us not kid ourselves here! Did you expel more CO2 than usual during the course of said activity?

No... I did the work.

Sorry, who exactly passed you the Asda Shades?

You fucker....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only use public transport to get to places where I have sex. Certainly no planes, that's terrible for the planet.

I haven't had kids, so their carbon footprint is zero."

But....but...but they say that mile for mile, the plane is more efficient and less damaging than road vehicles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly!

Look, let us not kid ourselves here! Did you expel more CO2 than usual during the course of said activity?

No... I did the work.

Sorry, who exactly passed you the Asda Shades?

You fucker....

@Scarecrow - that's how you do touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly!

Look, let us not kid ourselves here! Did you expel more CO2 than usual during the course of said activity?

No... I did the work.

Sorry, who exactly passed you the Asda Shades?

You fucker....

@Scarecrow - that's how you do touché

You could have been smart here and got me good... But you missed the chance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly!

Look, let us not kid ourselves here! Did you expel more CO2 than usual during the course of said activity?

No... I did the work.

Sorry, who exactly passed you the Asda Shades?

You fucker....

@Scarecrow - that's how you do touché

You could have been smart here and got me good... But you missed the chance. "

I'll do that privately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly!

Look, let us not kid ourselves here! Did you expel more CO2 than usual during the course of said activity?

No... I did the work.

Sorry, who exactly passed you the Asda Shades?

You fucker....

@Scarecrow - that's how you do touché

You could have been smart here and got me good... But you missed the chance. "

This fucker might have got you better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly!

Look, let us not kid ourselves here! Did you expel more CO2 than usual during the course of said activity?

No... I did the work.

Sorry, who exactly passed you the Asda Shades?

You fucker....

@Scarecrow - that's how you do touché

You could have been smart here and got me good... But you missed the chance.

This fucker might have got you better.

I'll explain it to him tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly!

Look, let us not kid ourselves here! Did you expel more CO2 than usual during the course of said activity?

No... I did the work.

Sorry, who exactly passed you the Asda Shades?

You fucker....

@Scarecrow - that's how you do touché

You could have been smart here and got me good... But you missed the chance.

I'll do that privately

What if I want it in public?

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over a year ago

"Surely not having any sex in years is the most eco-friendly you can get?

I'm not so sure. What's the environmental cost of keeping you in a dedicated institution to treat you for the effects of such a long period of abstinence?

I'm self-medicating

The other question that occured to me is: is wanking included in all that?

(and beer doesn't count as self-education!)

That's OK - no sex & no beer.

How the fuck am I still smiling?

Because there is still cake, good sir!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly!

Look, let us not kid ourselves here! Did you expel more CO2 than usual during the course of said activity?

No... I did the work.

Sorry, who exactly passed you the Asda Shades?

You fucker....

@Scarecrow - that's how you do touché

You could have been smart here and got me good... But you missed the chance.

This fucker might have got you better.

I'll explain it to him tomorrow!

Yes, and please speak slowly too. I only have a little brain and I keep it below my belly button.

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over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly!

Look, let us not kid ourselves here! Did you expel more CO2 than usual during the course of said activity?

No... I did the work.

Sorry, who exactly passed you the Asda Shades?

You fucker....

@Scarecrow - that's how you do touché

You could have been smart here and got me good... But you missed the chance.

I'll do that privately

What if I want it in public?

Yes, in public, that's exactly where you want it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The OP has probably gone to sleep. Don't blame him.

No, I'm very much alive but in a conversation. This is me multitasking.

Well...that caught me by surprise.

I was sure you were having sex!

That was earlier and no latex was used, so I was very environmentally friendly!

Look, let us not kid ourselves here! Did you expel more CO2 than usual during the course of said activity?

No... I did the work.

Sorry, who exactly passed you the Asda Shades?

You fucker....

@Scarecrow - that's how you do touché

You could have been smart here and got me good... But you missed the chance.

I'll do that privately

What if I want it in public?

Leave your Asda Shades fantasies out of this.

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By *oddess NailaWoman
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"Do you practice it? It can range from buying environmentally friendly lube to biodegradable sex-related products. Basically, anything really that impacts the environment positively. "

There’s an amazing site called the lore of change that’s all about adult toys/lubes that are eco friendly

I’ve stopped buying lots of cheap tack and spending a bit more on a few select high end items that will last xx

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over a year ago

"Do you practice it? It can range from buying environmentally friendly lube to biodegradable sex-related products. Basically, anything really that impacts the environment positively.

There’s an amazing site called the lore of change that’s all about adult toys/lubes that are eco friendly

I’ve stopped buying lots of cheap tack and spending a bit more on a few select high end items that will last xx "

Ah, we're back on track...

That's very interesting. I didn't realise there was actually anybody specialising.

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By *oddess NailaWoman
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"Ah, we're back on track...

That's very interesting. I didn't realise there was actually anybody specialising. "

Lol sorry for killing the buzz!

It’s not something id given much consideration to until I was introduce myself. They have an amazing ethos and definitely a welcome change

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over a year ago

"Ah, we're back on track...

That's very interesting. I didn't realise there was actually anybody specialising.

Lol sorry for killing the buzz!

It’s not something id given much consideration to until I was introduce myself. They have an amazing ethos and definitely a welcome change "

Killed the buzz? Nonsense. Thank goodness you got us back on track.

I'm having a look at the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread is weaving all over the place! Wtf is Asda Shades?

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over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I only use public transport to get to places where I have sex. Certainly no planes, that's terrible for the planet.

I haven't had kids, so their carbon footprint is zero.

But....but...but they say that mile for mile, the plane is more efficient and less damaging than road vehicles.

I suspect my train use, not owning a car, and doing most things by foot, is far more eco friendly. I'm such a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's amazing how a little ole condom could destroy the world in so many ways.

Sex is very eco friendly though. It's farting that's doing the damage.

What's the damage on fanny farts?

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over a year ago

"It's amazing how a little ole condom could destroy the world in so many ways.

Sex is very eco friendly though. It's farting that's doing the damage.

What's the damage on fanny farts?"

Depends if there’s something in your fanny at the time, or not

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over a year ago

"It's amazing how a little ole condom could destroy the world in so many ways.

Sex is very eco friendly though. It's farting that's doing the damage.

What's the damage on fanny farts?"

I think you're in net zero carbon territory.

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