FabSwingers.com forum: What is in your pants

By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some tictacs, a rock, a Swiss Army knife, two jelly beans and my bollocks

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

My legs

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Some tictacs, a rock, a Swiss Army knife, two jelly beans and my bollocks

I see

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My legs

Two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hands. Its cold in here.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"My legs

Two?"

Affirmative. Both legs still in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt they’re in the wash basket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pretty ginger pubes

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My hands. Its cold in here. "

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

My penis

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My legs

Two?

Affirmative. Both legs still in. "
xx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"pretty ginger pubes

Px "

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

TNT but without the wick.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My penis "

Hard???

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"My penis

Hard???"

Na just flopping about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My penis

Hard???

Na just flopping about "

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What "

You heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What

You heard "

I did. What.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Guarding the undercarriage from rust

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What

You heard

I did. What. "

Get out

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Guarding the undercarriage from rust "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What

You heard

I did. What.

Get out "

What?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What

You heard

I did. What.

Get out

What? "

A ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What

You heard

I did. What.

Get out

What?

A ball"

I've only got one.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What

You heard

I did. What.

Get out

What?

A ball

I've only got one. "

Let's see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What

You heard

I did. What.

Get out

What?

A ball

I've only got one.

Let's see"

There.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What

You heard

I did. What.

Get out

What?

A ball

I've only got one.

Let's see

There. "

Where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What

You heard

I did. What.

Get out

What?

A ball

I've only got one.

Let's see

There.

Where "

There on the stair.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I’m not wearing any

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What

You heard

I did. What.

Get out

What?

A ball

I've only got one.

Let's see

There.

Where

There on the stair. "

Squashed

Gonad

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By *igg25Man
over a year ago

andover

"I’m not wearing any

Makes two of us

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Me.......last time I checked, anyway.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m not wearing any

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Plums

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Plums"

And your crusty rusty sheriffs badge

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

The 'Basilisk' from Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plums"

Are they ripening.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Plums

And your crusty rusty sheriffs badge "

No, that’s in my fruit basket

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Plums

And your crusty rusty sheriffs badge

No, that’s in my fruit basket "

Stinky

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I know who wants to be in my pants

Right now though I've got a small hole in my pants where I jabbed my fingernail through them earlier plus the standard 3 holes

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I know who wants to be in my pants

Right now though I've got a small hole in my pants where I jabbed my fingernail through them earlier plus the standard 3 holes

Why

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Plums

Are they ripening. "

Ripe and ready to go

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Pants like pants or pants like we are pretending to be from the 'States?

It's an important distinction....

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Pants like pants or pants like we are pretending to be from the 'States?

It's an important distinction...."

Kegs

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I know who wants to be in my pants

Right now though I've got a small hole in my pants where I jabbed my fingernail through them earlier plus the standard 3 holes

*raises hand slowly*

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I’m not wearing any

Proof

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Pants like pants or pants like we are pretending to be from the 'States?

It's an important distinction....

Kegs"

Kegs? Like barrels of beer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A naked mole rat in a cage

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Pants like pants or pants like we are pretending to be from the 'States?

It's an important distinction....

Kegs

Kegs? Like barrels of beer?"

Nooo

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A naked mole rat in a cage

Sigma?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Nobody :’(

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Nobody :’("

Sigma

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"I know who wants to be in my pants

Right now though I've got a small hole in my pants where I jabbed my fingernail through them earlier plus the standard 3 holes

Why"

Dunno Yasmeen. An excuse to buy new ones maybe?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I know who wants to be in my pants

Right now though I've got a small hole in my pants where I jabbed my fingernail through them earlier plus the standard 3 holes

Why

Dunno Yasmeen. An excuse to buy new ones maybe?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Nobody :’(

Sigma

Behave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emmm dynamite

sis xxx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Nobody :’(

Sigma

Behave!"

I wana see you two together

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"I know who wants to be in my pants

Right now though I've got a small hole in my pants where I jabbed my fingernail through them earlier plus the standard 3 holes

*places hands in pants slowly*

Oh you

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Emmm dynamite

sis xxx"

Xxx

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

A Bond villain in a rollneck sweater.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A Bond villain in a rollneck sweater."

Jaws?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I know who wants to be in my pants

Right now though I've got a small hole in my pants where I jabbed my fingernail through them earlier plus the standard 3 holes

*places hands in pants slowly*

Oh you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naked mole rat in a cage

Sigma?"

More of a positive view really

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A naked mole rat in a cage

Sigma?

More of a positive view really "

Hes free on Saturday

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By *YKellyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A load of bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naked mole rat in a cage

Sigma?

More of a positive view really

Hes free on Saturday "

Incarcerated till at least Monday

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)

nowt im naked

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By *eandher4and9Couple
over a year ago

leeds

At the moment my man's hands x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lump of cheese

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Cobwebs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora’s cobwebs

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nora’s cobwebs "

Hey beautiful. Good to see you

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I did have chocolate but it has melted and looks like I've had a accident

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'd tell you, but it's a cock and ball story, with an arsehole as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My trimmed foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just whatever it is that makes them smell so attractive to men

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Just whatever it is that makes them smell so attractive to men

Custard Creams?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just whatever it is that makes them smell so attractive to men

Custard Creams? "

I’ll check

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Just whatever it is that makes them smell so attractive to men

Custard Creams?

I’ll check

I could check too. It would be like a mystery lucky dip

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

My magnificent knob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just whatever it is that makes them smell so attractive to men

Custard Creams?

I’ll check

I could check too. It would be like a mystery lucky dip

You have a rummage around them while I nibble your ear then.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Just whatever it is that makes them smell so attractive to men

Custard Creams?

I’ll check

I could check too. It would be like a mystery lucky dip

You have a rummage around them while I nibble your ear then.

That tickles but, I like it..and the rummage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just whatever it is that makes them smell so attractive to men

Custard Creams?

I’ll check

I could check too. It would be like a mystery lucky dip

You have a rummage around them while I nibble your ear then.

That tickles but, I like it..and the rummage

Now you’ve suggested rummaging for biscuits in my pants I seem to have an itch that needs scratching

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Just whatever it is that makes them smell so attractive to men

Custard Creams?

I’ll check

I could check too. It would be like a mystery lucky dip

You have a rummage around them while I nibble your ear then.

That tickles but, I like it..and the rummage

Now you’ve suggested rummaging for biscuits in my pants I seem to have an itch that needs scratching

Sorry not sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ he will be shortly if he carries on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one… yet

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Nothing, I'm in the bath.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

The usual.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Nothing, I'm in the bath. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dust

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

My junk.

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By *oBeRodeMan
over a year ago

clifton ish

Never wear any x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A set of ageing testicles which are slowly beginning to hang lower than anything else in there. I've treated them to a soft pair of CK's today

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

"pretty ginger pubes

Px "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A set of ageing testicles which are slowly beginning to hang lower than anything else in there. I've treated them to a soft pair of CK's today

Have you been hanging weights off them over the last couple of days? They're tight and firm in my memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A set of ageing testicles which are slowly beginning to hang lower than anything else in there. I've treated them to a soft pair of CK's today

Have you been hanging weights off them over the last couple of days? They're tight and firm in my memory

I was cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A magic sausage that can grow in eyes

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

My cock . It just waking up

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