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fake tan, fake tits, fake nails, fake lashes, fake hair......fake person!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"???????"

I'm possibly 40% fake then.

Does this mean I can't put "genuine" on my profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does it matter? What about the personality surely thats the most important thing?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Damn it, thought this post was directed at me til I saw fake tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i dunno op

looking at ur pic you carry off the look off very well

not everyone can

and you seem genuine enough to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fake tan, fake tits, fake nails, fake lashes, fake hair......Im real!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing shades in the dark... pretentious aka fake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Alright yorky you smoothy don't wanna upset the gal dem???

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Not one thing fake here 100% real all of it

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"oh i dunno op

looking at ur pic you carry off the look off very well

not everyone can

and you seem genuine enough to me "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stretch to a fake tan n fake nails for special occasions but other than that I'm 100% real

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How about the fake leopard skin....pmsl

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

yup it's all fake ..... bit like Hollywood, they even wear sunspecs in the dark........ just fake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm all real that's why I look like a rex hunt.... don't. You like the shades..x

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By *xTitsAndTattsxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Lmao well apparently that makes me 80% fake then....o deary me I should b ashamed of myself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No fake tan, fake tits, fake nails, fake lashes, fake hair......Im real!!!!! "
why no pic then??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lmao well apparently that makes me 80% fake then....o deary me I should b ashamed of myself! "
I thought it might cause a stir..lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"???????

I'm possibly 40% fake then.

Does this mean I can't put "genuine" on my profile?"
look lovely from what I cam see...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I think I might prefer fake given some of the 'genuine' people available

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Sometimes I may use a fake tan as im so pale

As for the rest of the fake bits I don't bother in case things start to fall off on a night out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright yorky you smoothy don't wanna upset the gal dem??? "

If you are trying to say that i dont want to upset the girls then?

Then the answer is im not here to judge anyone by the way they look if the want to do all that to make themselfs feel better, then good on them and why would i want to deliberately upset anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a barbie girl, but Ken loves me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are. You doing in your taking the belt off knob!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope known lassies fake as physically ut the real deal with the personality .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bore off!!!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Sometimes I may use a fake tan as im so pale

As for the rest of the fake bits I don't bother in case things start to fall off on a night out! "

I've had this problem.

I once ended up with a hitler style moustache. I also lost a clip in hair extension, somewhere in manchester, so who knows where that ended up.

I've lost countless false nails in many places and my fake tan can rub off onto sheets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And I love you..x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not directing at anyone personaly?? Just saying, as ppl are saying its the inner beauty that counts, I'm confused not sexually tho..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bore off!!! "

srry what was that mate ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bore off!!! "

You sound absolutely adorable.

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

It does paint a bleak picture of the future, especially considering those 'shaping' pants and bodices on top of all that fakery... 20 years from now we'll all be going to bed with pornstars and waking up to sumo wrestlers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It does paint a bleak picture of the future, especially considering those 'shaping' pants and bodices on top of all that fakery... 20 years from now we'll all be going to bed with pornstars and waking up to sumo wrestlers..."

some of us do that now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Exactley my point...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yip charming ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Exactley my point...x"

mine point was more of flippancy than fact i'm afraid

beauty is not a tangible thing, it is moveable and affected by a series of factors, some personal, some cultural

what is attractive to some will not be attractive to all

there are looks both natural and false that are more attractive to a wider cross section than others

there are others that are a definate niche market

no one is attractive to everyone and as such if a person (man or woman) can make themselves feel more confident and look better to boot then good on them

that's not pandering to anyone, that's just common sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah thx for that...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah thx for that...!"

you are more than welcome

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

This reminds me of a divorce story in the papers a few years back. An American millionaire was divorcing his beautiful wife after she gave birth to a butt ugly baby. It turns out she wasn't some amazing natural beauty but some one who in his eyes had fallen out of the ugly tree and had hit every branch on the way down. She'd spent tens of thousands on surgery to bag some one rich... He was claiming fraud...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"It does paint a bleak picture of the future, especially considering those 'shaping' pants and bodices on top of all that fakery... 20 years from now we'll all be going to bed with pornstars and waking up to sumo wrestlers..."

I have a pair of 'shaping pants' and trust me you can't get those off without your partner knowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair is dyed but it's my own hair pmsl other than that all real

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"

I have a pair of 'shaping pants' and trust me you can't get those off without your partner knowing. "

More's the pity

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I am amused by threads like this,people feel the need to justify their appearance.....hey ho.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"???????"

Sounds like my hairdresser and she is the nicest most genuine person you'd wish to meet.....She is a bit dippy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a barbie girl, but Ken loves me "
LOL i bet ken do xx made me smile xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am amused by threads like this,people feel the need to justify their appearance.....hey ho..... "

That's coz I'm justified and I'm ancient ...

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I am amused by threads like this,people feel the need to justify their appearance.....hey ho.....

That's coz I'm justified and I'm ancient ... "

Do you drive an ice cream van as well?

Going to be singing this now all day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing fake here - I don't even colour my hair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u jelly?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Why does it matter? What about the personality surely thats the most important thing? "

It depend if you don't mind finding half the woman you've just fucked stuck to your pillowcases half an hour after she's gone home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

by that account im totally fake then!!! lol you havent seen me right!!lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

opps 10% real my tits are my own lol

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I really dont see the problem with a bit of enhancing. I am near enough blue, so I use fake tan on special occasions. My hair doesnt grow past shoulder length so have been known to use extensions. I used to get my nails done every other week, but since no job, I do them myself. I use false eyelashes too. Does that make me a complete fake? No. I just like to boost what I've got.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

*improve rather than boost

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Whatever tickles their fancy - au natural or fake - it is at the end of the day all about market forces and supply and demand.

And there is a demand for all sorts - why judge anybody for being one or the other or semi fake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really dont see the problem with a bit of enhancing. I am near enough blue, so I use fake tan on special occasions. My hair doesnt grow past shoulder length so have been known to use extensions. I used to get my nails done every other week, but since no job, I do them myself. I use falseyelashes too. Does that make me a complete fake? No. I just like to boost what I've got."
nowt wrong with that last night a situation accured and I posted this thread, I'm all for women Making therself look better it the ones who give it all that, thta piss. Me. Off!!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I really dont see the problem with a bit of enhancing. I am near enough blue, so I use fake tan on special occasions. My hair doesnt grow past shoulder length so have been known to use extensions. I used to get my nails done every other week, but since no job, I do them myself. I use falseyelashes too. Does that make me a complete fake? No. I just like to boost what I've got. nowt wrong with that last night a situation accured and I posted this thread, I'm all for women Making therself look better it the ones who give it all that, thta piss. Me. Off!!"

Dont do the whole im gorgeous thing! Sooooo snt me, just like to try n look nice as many a lady does x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with looking good, dont see the point in this post

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Wow, judgemental much? I bet op wouldnt be lucky enough to turn such a woman down!

I do 4 out of the 5 sometimes for a meet (not all the time) never been turned away tho. Funny that - women wouldn't do it if it wasn't what the majority of men wanted ......

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Wow, judgemental much? I bet op wouldnt be lucky enough to turn such a woman down!

I do 4 out of the 5 sometimes for a meet (not all the time) never been turned away tho. Funny that - women wouldn't do it if it wasn't what the majority of men wanted ...... "

Also, I do the 4/5 just for me so I can feel a bit good and pampered.

Im a bit of a girly girl at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wish i could afford fake tits

not saying id have them just wish i could afford them

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Wow, judgemental much? I bet op wouldnt be lucky enough to turn such a woman down!

I do 4 out of the 5 sometimes for a meet (not all the time) never been turned away tho. Funny that - women wouldn't do it if it wasn't what the majority of men wanted ...... "

Do women only do all that because men like it? seriously? I dress,do my hair,do my nails,do my make up because I know how I want to look,if my OH told me that he did'nt like an outfit on me that I felt I looked good in I would keep it on regardless as its about how I feel about myself and not about how anyone thinks I should look like to please them

Have some confidence in yourself because that comment about doing it only to please men sounds like you have none at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with you on this one honeypot. If I do go for a full on pampered / dressed up mood it's coz I live the feeling of having done it. Sometimes in the house if I've been out walking ( Which I do a lot) in sweats n walking boots, hair messy as fek and usually with some twigs in it by time I get home not to mention various beasties lol I just love to get in the bath with bubbles n creams etc, full condition of hair, do my nails (as in file n paint them) and put my face on. Nothing to di with a meet or even going out. It just makes me feel nice n girly and washes away my prior scarecrow look lol and most importantly, it makes me feel good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the phone so apologies to spelling police for above errors lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you turned up for a meet with no make up on, hair just washed and left and a pair of jeans they'd moan you hadnt made an effort, you get your nails done, stick some slap on and get a bit of a tan and your fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"???????"

You forgot, clothes, jewellery, cars and anything else a person wasn't born with. To add things to style the way you appear to someone isn't fake but its how someone expresses themselves.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"???????

You forgot, clothes, jewellery, cars and anything else a person wasn't born with. To add things to style the way you appear to someone isn't fake but its how someone expresses themselves. "
Really good point

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