FabSwingers.com forum: You have 5 words...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To describe your ideal partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have already found them

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Music , Perverted , Unoffendable, Hugs , and Blind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Music , Perverted , Unoffendable, Hugs , and Blind

Thats 6!

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Having one is not enough

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Someone with a pulse preferably

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tall

Handsome

Funny

Intelligent

Caring

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Weirdo,Weirdo,Weirdo, Weirdo, Weirdo

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

No ideal, variety is key

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Did someone call my name x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green (eyes)

Pale (skin)

Freckles (everywhere)

Red (hair)

Accent (Anything not English)

I've had this build a bear cliché woman in my head for years, usually add a 6th attribute (not having huge boobs), and once met someone who matched the first 5 but had the largest breasts I had ever seen, so she was 5/6th perfect (and found this as funny as I did)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, tactile, artistic, trusting, interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Green (eyes)

Pale (skin)

Freckles (everywhere)

Red (hair)

Accent (Anything not English)

Thats definitely more than 5 words.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Green (eyes)

Pale (skin)

Freckles (everywhere)

Red (hair)

Accent (Anything not English)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real not ideal. How's that ?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Funny

Inked

Toned

Beard

Honest

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Real not ideal. How's that ?"

Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real not ideal. How's that ?

Beautiful "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Real not ideal. How's that ?

Beautiful

xx"

So your waiting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot and not a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assertive, energetic hung alpha top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats definitely more than 5 words.

Let's try to boil it down then

Freckled, pale, lipochromed*, foreign, redhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Older smaller well-dressed kinky positive think that sums it up well for on here

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Thats definitely more than 5 words.

Let's try to boil it down then

Freckled, pale, lipochromed*, foreign, redhead

Dam it, I don't have small boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats definitely more than 5 words.

Let's try to boil it down then

Freckled, pale, lipochromed*, foreign, redhead

Thats better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone with a pulse preferably "

Dammit. Thought I had a chance!

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Humorous, clever, cheerful, considerate and talkative.

Lou x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Curvy pervy mirthy and lurvely

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Hilarious

Rugged

Honest

Kinky

Deviant

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Someone with a pulse preferably

Dammit. Thought I had a chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both into the same thing…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats definitely more than 5 words.

Let's try to boil it down then

Freckled, pale, lipochromed*, foreign, redhead

Dam it, I don't have small boobs

I was limited to 5 words so had to omit that bit, it’s your lucky day ??

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Funny, honest, caring, romantic, thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one I’m with now

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By *neakypeaky30Man
over a year ago

Thurrock

By definition perfect for me

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

My awesome fabulous fantastic husband

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Reader, I married him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one I'm married to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny

Curvy

Easy going

Mature.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

I don't think they exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfectly blended fluffy and filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big bearded Viking man

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Bakes the very best cakes

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

She’s been found

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Swing is perfect for me

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Funny, sexy, caring, kinky, loving

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Intelligent, naughty, classy, active, passionate

If you’re hiding out there …. Show yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golden retriever and a bicycle

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

He wants all of me

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Daft, musical, passionate, hilarious, soulful

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff ish

He’s the man I married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caring generous big dick deep pockets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone capable of inspiring growth

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Someone capable of Willy growth

Rose!!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Someone capable of Willy growth

Rose!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone capable of Willy growth

Rose!!!

Hahaha

Is that so unreasonable ?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Someone capable of Willy growth

Rose!!!

Hahaha

Is that so unreasonable ?

I’m with you girl!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get married August 2023

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Vivacious, slutty, kind, sexually adventurous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone capable of Willy growth

Rose!!!

Hahaha

Is that so unreasonable ?

I’m with you girl!!! "

You read my mind. If it doesn't grow in front of me then what's the use..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We get married August 2023"

How lovely.

I'm marrying mine in April 2022.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green (eyes)

Pale (skin)

Freckles (everywhere)

Red (hair)

Accent (Anything not English)

This is surreal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets me, and I him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gets me, and I him"

That's nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gets me, and I him

That's nice.

All I need

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

She's at work, home soon

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

It is Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Tall

Handsome

Funny

Intelligent

Caring "

Seems perfect ! Can I share yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vivacious, slutty, kind, sexually adventurous "

The thing is with a description like that is you could find a woman who ticks them all (I do for example) and yet not there's the magic attraction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intelligent

Articulate

Funny

Handsome

Affectionate

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Hilarious,intelligent, sexy, loving... Curvaceous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my female

Curvy

Funny

Intelligent

Confident

Willing

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Kind

Affectionate

Rampant

Interesting

Hot

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Intelligent

Articulate

Funny

Handsome

Affectionate

I like those too! I’m pinching them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kind

Funny

Kinky

Intelligent

Straightforward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Intelligent

Articulate

Funny

Handsome

Affectionate

I like those too! I’m pinching them!

Hahah I’ll steal yours too we can share. It’s fab after all

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Affectionate, thoughtful, adventurous, family-oriented, kind-hearted

Yh I might have cheated this game a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Independent, interesting, funny, strong and trustworthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vocabulary more than five words

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

It has to be perfect...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I need and more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slim, sexy, pretty, funny, intelligent

Which is exactly how I'd describe my girlfriend

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Suited, booted, tall, dark, handsome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same sexual mental connection,kind.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Funny, cheeky, empathic, smart, redhead

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By *tokeman4str8funMan
over a year ago

clayton, newcastle

Honest, funny, selfless, spontaneous, naughty-minded.

(hyphen counts right)

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By *lternative VikingMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Alive

Consenting

Stable

Hygienic

Present

However we all have fantasies

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