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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a cuppa tea and a hot oil back rub please.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Pop the kettle on x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take the choc hobnob

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Hmmm, chocolate hobnobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely up

For a brew and Hobnobs

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"I’ll take the choc hobnob

Hands off my hobnobs

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By *tevie1Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Count me in

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm too poorly....just snuggles for me

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Did I hear the magic words…

Cup of tea?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll take a cuppa tea and a hot oil back rub please. "

Good compromise.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Pop the kettle on x"

Milk and sugar?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles

How about naked twister.

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.

I’m a slut for a chocolate hobnob

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh go on then "

That’s quite a bum hole you have there.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ll take the choc hobnob

And I’d give it to you

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By *arry FishermanMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

DM me for big spoon

On a serious note I’ll take a juice please and make sure the Heatings on

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hmmm, chocolate hobnobs

I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say fuck?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Definitely up

For a brew and Hobnobs "

Go on you fancy a fuck to, don’t pretend.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Count me in "

5,4,3,2,1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id quite like a fuck

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm too poorly....just snuggles for me

Snuggle and spoon coming your way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a coffee and see what happens

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Did I hear the magic words…

Cup of tea? "

You did indeed.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.

I’m a slut for a chocolate hobnob"

Pervert

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"DM me for big spoon

On a serious note I’ll take a juice please and make sure the Heatings on"

Heating. Do you think no I’m made of money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a fucking massive breakfast, am starving.

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm too poorly....just snuggles for me

Snuggle into my big hairy chest if you want

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Yes please. I'll take the lot

Posh x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles

How about naked twister.

You know how to sweet talk me

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Did someone say fuck?

Yep. Me hello gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh go on then

That’s quite a bum hole you have there. "

Thank you

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.

I’m a slut for a chocolate hobnob

Pervert

You say that like it’s a bad thing…

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Id quite like a fuck "

I’d quite like to duck Flo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a fucking massive breakfast, am starving. "

I can see from today’s pic you’ve missed coffee break

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I fancy a fucking massive breakfast, am starving. "

Actually very good call. The usual with hash browns and black pudding?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Yes please. I'll take the lot

Posh x"

Cumming your way

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles

How about naked twister.

You know how to sweet talk me

It’s a skill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say fuck?

Yep. Me hello gorgeous

Are you still posting on the internet?

That you’d be in your car by now

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Can’t be arsed today Fiddles… I’ll have a brew instead.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Yes please. I'll take the lot

Posh x

Cumming your way

Yeah baby

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Did someone say fuck?

Yep. Me hello gorgeous

Are you still posting on the internet?

That you’d be in your car by now

Sorry I’m still busy knocking one out

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can’t be arsed today Fiddles… I’ll have a brew instead.

Probably for the best. I’d probably be a let down anyway

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles

How about naked twister.

You know how to sweet talk me

It’s a skill. "

I've a semi already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say fuck?

Yep. Me hello gorgeous

Are you still posting on the internet?

That you’d be in your car by now

Sorry I’m still busy knocking one out

Safety wank?

I don’t mind if the first one is quick.

Make me some breakfast. Reload. Sort me out

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles

How about naked twister.

You know how to sweet talk me

It’s a skill.

I've a semi already

Lucky you, I’m in a terrace.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Did someone say fuck?

Yep. Me hello gorgeous

Are you still posting on the internet?

That you’d be in your car by now

Sorry I’m still busy knocking one out

Safety wank?

I don’t mind if the first one is quick.

Make me some breakfast. Reload. Sort me out

Safety first is my mantra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too poorly....just snuggles for me

Same here been in bed for 5 days . Get well soon x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles

How about naked twister.

You know how to sweet talk me

It’s a skill.

I've a semi already

Lucky you, I’m in a terrace.

Lucky you actually.. I'm in a flat ... Flat on my back

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm too poorly....just snuggles for me

Same here been in bed for 5 days . Get well soon x"

You lazy bugger

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles

How about naked twister.

You know how to sweet talk me

It’s a skill.

I've a semi already

Lucky you, I’m in a terrace.

Lucky you actually.. I'm in a flat ... Flat on my back

That’s no good to me. You should be on your front

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles

How about naked twister.

You know how to sweet talk me

It’s a skill.

I've a semi already

Lucky you, I’m in a terrace.

Lucky you actually.. I'm in a flat ... Flat on my back

That’s no good to me. You should be on your front

You've got some front ...

But as you asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea and Bacon sandwich after I've an oily Massage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok bent over knicker dropped waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say fuck?

Yep. Me hello gorgeous

Are you still posting on the internet?

That you’d be in your car by now

Sorry I’m still busy knocking one out

Safety wank?

I don’t mind if the first one is quick.

Make me some breakfast. Reload. Sort me out

Safety first is my mantra.

I’ll wear safety glasses…. If you like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing drops my knickers faster than Ludo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with a spot of tiffin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing drops my knickers faster than Ludo!

Strip ludo; the must have game for Christmas

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I could do with one and some choc chip cookies. Oh and a couple of gins to celebrate my birthday

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Ok bent over knicker dropped waiting "

Super

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Nothing drops my knickers faster than Ludo!

I know right.

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm too poorly....just snuggles for me

I'll start the car...

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.

Game of twister, black coffee and chocolate hob nobs and you're on!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Change it to orange juice, chocolate and caramel digestive and a game of Uno and you're on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing drops my knickers faster than Ludo!

Strip ludo; the must have game for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing drops my knickers faster than Ludo!

I know right. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a cup of hot chocolate please, Mr Fiddlesticks

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By *ikAshCouple
over a year ago

London

"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.

Yea and biccies for sure x

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By *ikAshCouple
over a year ago

London

"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.

Yea and biccies for sure x

Tea even… haha x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.

Game of twister, black coffee and chocolate hob nobs and you're on!

Naked twister and you’ve got a deal.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Change it to orange juice, chocolate and caramel digestive and a game of Uno and you're on"

Can you play strip Uno

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’d like a cup of hot chocolate please, Mr Fiddlesticks"

With cream and marshmallows?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.

Yea and biccies for sure x

Can we drink tea naked. Invite the vicar round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a fucking massive breakfast, am starving.

Actually very good call. The usual with hash browns and black pudding?

Wow!! I’m doing this today…….and you Fiddles when I get the chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right now? definitely a snugglefuck.

please and thank you

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"right now? definitely a snugglefuck.

please and thank you

Px "

You’re more than welcome.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I fancy a fucking massive breakfast, am starving.

Actually very good call. The usual with hash browns and black pudding?

Wow!! I’m doing this today…….and you Fiddles when I get the chance

Sounds like a great day to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxi!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Back rub and a fuck would be good thanks

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By *ikAshCouple
over a year ago

London

"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.

Yea and biccies for sure x

Can we drink tea naked. Invite the vicar round.

I love nakedness… not sure about the vicar though

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Taxi!

Is it there yet.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Back rub and a fuck would be good thanks"

Sounds like a plan.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.

Yea and biccies for sure x

Can we drink tea naked. Invite the vicar round.

I love nakedness… not sure about the vicar though

xx"

Ok we don’t need to invite her.

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By *ikAshCouple
over a year ago

London

"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.

Yea and biccies for sure x

Can we drink tea naked. Invite the vicar round.

I love nakedness… not sure about the vicar though

Ok we don’t need to invite her.

Marvellous… I’ll be round for some naked tea drinking then, haha x

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

No, but a brew would go down nicely, I have baked Malt Loaf, Bara Brith, and Brownies and made some more butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, but a brew would go down nicely, I have baked Malt Loaf, Bara Brith, and Brownies and made some more butter"

OMG you thirst trap!!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No, but a brew would go down nicely, I have baked Malt Loaf, Bara Brith, and Brownies and made some more butter"

Malt loaf caked in butter. Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m struggling wanting coffee at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa and hob knobs who can turn that down

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Cuppa and hob knobs who can turn that down "

You’ll be surprised

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Cuppa and hob knobs who can turn that down

You’ll be surprised

I reckon some will be holding out for cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuppa and hob knobs who can turn that down

You’ll be surprised

I reckon some will be holding out for cake

Victoria sponge would be most welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohh whos got the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kettle’s on,,, pot noodle anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as you added A choc hobnob - please

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Forget the tea ill have the fuck if it's still going

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over a year ago

"Forget the tea ill have the fuck if it's still going

Oh for the chance

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Cuppa and hob knobs who can turn that down

You’ll be surprised

I reckon some will be holding out for cake

I’m holding out for boobs.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oohh whos got the kettle on

I’ve got a hard on.

That’s too much info isn’t it

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Forget the tea ill have the fuck if it's still going

Absobloodylutely

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"as you added A choc hobnob - please

Game changer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like a cup of hot chocolate please, Mr Fiddlesticks

With cream and marshmallows? "

No thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuppa and hob knobs who can turn that down

You’ll be surprised

I reckon some will be holding out for cake

I’m holding out for boobs.

Er, it's Tits out Tuesday??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forget the tea ill have the fuck if it's still going

Do I hear the sound of someone's inbox exploding???

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Forget the tea ill have the fuck if it's still going

Do I hear the sound of someone's inbox exploding???

Only with cake ...and now coffee it seems

Both precious commodities of Fabbers

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I'm not typically a morning person

but would be rude to decline a 'fuck' if its offered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee would be nice. oat milk nowadays, I’m that type of person you know.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Oh my this afternoon is dragging. Any idea of how to liven it up

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Yep ... do some thread bumping

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Yep ... do some thread bumping

Ooh good one, how do I do that

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Yep ... do some thread bumping

Ooh good one, how do I do that

...trying to help too

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Yep ... do some thread bumping

Ooh good one, how do I do that

...trying to help too

Very helpful, perving your pics was a nice distraction too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks.

I'm all out of fucks

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