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"I am NOT shoving Colin up my jacksie!!! ![]() I didn't say you had to use the sex toy ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Have you never tied polos together and used them as anal beads?" Nope not yet ![]() | |||
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"Have you never tied polos together and used them as anal beads?" A hole in your hole? Kinky! ![]() | |||
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"Have you never tied polos together and used them as anal beads?" Lol talk about having sting ring ![]() | |||
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"Sorry some explain sex toys please ![]() *someone* | |||
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"I need me a damn photographer!!! ![]() I'll probably be down your way on sunday if you need a photographer lol ![]() | |||
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"Does a lb of chopped liver in a welly count as a sex toy ? ![]() Yes of course! | |||
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"well i declare myself out.. its just not my thing but enjoy guys xxx" Oh go on Cute, could use anything to improvise as a perceived sex toy! xx | |||
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"I need me a damn photographer!!! ![]() ![]() whatsapp me mr DLT ![]() | |||
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"Sorry some explain sex toys please ![]() Anything that you feel you could use as a sex toy, doesn't have to be a vibrator, or even rude or full on shots...just be imaginative ![]() | |||
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"She is D.I.L.D.O she is D.I.L.D.O... she is D... Delicious , she is I Incredible......." She is L lickable ![]() | |||
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"My meet tomorrow (assuming he shows up) is gonna have a duck fit when he sees all the household implements I'm gathering tonight, poor sod's gonna be taking photos rather than getting laid ![]() ![]() ![]() Love it! haha ![]() | |||
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"She is D.I.L.D.O she is D.I.L.D.O... she is D... Delicious , she is I Incredible......." you singing again .lol xx ![]() | |||
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"She is D.I.L.D.O she is D.I.L.D.O... she is D... Delicious , she is I Incredible....... you singing again .lol xx ![]() its all I've done today Haha Xx ![]() | |||
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"How does one indicate one has entered this competition?" Rather than say Im in say " ITS IN" | |||
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"How does one indicate one has entered this competition?" We will start a thread on Friday, all you need to do is post on it, and have your avatar as the pic, or say OI LOOK AT ME ![]() | |||
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"My meet tomorrow (assuming he shows up) is gonna have a duck fit when he sees all the household implements I'm gathering tonight, poor sod's gonna be taking photos rather than getting laid ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I never needed anybody's help in any way, shape or form before, but piccies of anything near anywhere other than my boobs will be difficult by myself so gonna have to rope him in ![]() | |||
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"How does one indicate one has entered this competition? Rather than say Im in say " ITS IN"" ![]() | |||
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"Wonder if any men will have a picture of an apple pie ![]() ![]() Ooh - are we allowed food again - as that can be considered sex toys? ![]() | |||
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"Wonder if any men will have a picture of an apple pie ![]() ![]() ![]() Anything you deem suitable or could be used as a sex toy, doesn't have to be conventional ![]() | |||
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"So ladies and gents...from Friday through till Sunday we want to see pictures of you/avatar with sex toys in! Or things you could use as a sex toy ![]() Artistic and Smutty? I'd like to think our profile pics are top of the pops in this competition. | |||
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"Have you never tied polos together and used them as anal beads? A hole in your hole? Kinky! ![]() You called? | |||
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"My meet tomorrow (assuming he shows up) is gonna have a duck fit when he sees all the household implements I'm gathering tonight, poor sod's gonna be taking photos rather than getting laid ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bugger, my meet turned up and any thoughts of photos went quite out of my mind once we pounced on each other...good job I already did a pic yesterday ready for tomorrow ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"There's a rather lovely 6' 4" younger gentleman wanting to meet with me ..... I'll see if he minds me taking pictures of him. ![]() Oooo do it Laine! I'd like to see ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Have you never tied polos together and used them as anal beads?" I'll never get your head up my ass, let alone two of 'em! ![]() | |||
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"I'll give it a little go ![]() wooop wooop 1st picture | |||
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"Im still stuck for idea's" My lovely friend was going to take some pics, but I got a bit bored, so we had a change of plan ![]() | |||
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"Not been very imaginative with my pic ![]() Great pic! X | |||
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"I'll give it a little go ![]() Brill ![]() | |||
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"i got nothin ![]() Come on get snapping ![]() | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman! May I introduce to you... The ACME Anal Intruder 5000™" That's more like the ACME anal anialator..prob spelt wrong but I'm shaking....lol... | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman! May I introduce to you... The ACME Anal Intruder 5000™" Think I will pass on that one!! ![]() | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman! May I introduce to you... The ACME Anal Intruder 5000™ Think I will pass on that one!! ![]() Don't knock until you have tried it. ![]() | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman! May I introduce to you... The ACME Anal Intruder 5000™ Think I will pass on that one!! ![]() ![]() Put it in public please Funky, my old eyes aren't up for squinting ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman! May I introduce to you... The ACME Anal Intruder 5000™ Think I will pass on that one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() +1 | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman! May I introduce to you... The ACME Anal Intruder 5000™ Think I will pass on that one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The Anal Intruder has now gone public! Brace yourselves darlings x | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman! May I introduce to you... The ACME Anal Intruder 5000™ Think I will pass on that one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() pmsl some wee has just came out ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman! May I introduce to you... The ACME Anal Intruder 5000™ Think I will pass on that one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's quite normal I wouldn't worry. The same thing will happen when I use it on you ![]() | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman! May I introduce to you... The ACME Anal Intruder 5000™ Think I will pass on that one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Do you have a 6000 version....don't think that one is big enough! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Have you never tied polos together and used them as anal beads?" minty fresh! ![]() | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman! May I introduce to you... The ACME Anal Intruder 5000™ Think I will pass on that one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Have you never tied polos together and used them as anal beads? minty fresh! ![]() And stops your farts smelling of roses too! ![]() | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman! May I introduce to you... The ACME Anal Intruder 5000™ Think I will pass on that one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Good grief Funky ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So ladies and gents...from Friday through till Sunday we want to see pictures of you/avatar with sex toys in! Or things you could use as a sex toy ![]() ![]() can you extend this till Monday and vote on Tuesday.... Just had a brilliant idea but cant do it till Monday afternoon ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman! May I introduce to you... The ACME Anal Intruder 5000™ Think I will pass on that one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The first few inches are the worst then it's plain sailing xxx | |||
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"So ladies and gents...from Friday through till Sunday we want to see pictures of you/avatar with sex toys in! Or things you could use as a sex toy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sure! We've not done ours yet, had a manic week & day... | |||
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"Mine is only staying on for today, CBA to take more shots, just one from the gallery, ![]() Wheres it gone ![]() | |||
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"Mine is only staying on for today, CBA to take more shots, just one from the gallery, ![]() ![]() It's back...... For a limited period only! ![]() | |||
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"So ladies and gents...from Friday through till Sunday we want to see pictures of you/avatar with sex toys in! Or things you could use as a sex toy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is my Colin involved in this? | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman! May I introduce to you... The ACME Anal Intruder 5000™ Think I will pass on that one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Where do I put my order in??? | |||
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"So ladies and gents...from Friday through till Sunday we want to see pictures of you/avatar with sex toys in! Or things you could use as a sex toy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() hmmm quite possibly.... Along with Big Bertha ![]() | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman! May I introduce to you... The ACME Anal Intruder 5000™ Think I will pass on that one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have one put aside just for you. ![]() | |||
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"Will the 5000 be doing a tour like Colin? " I'm hoping to use some sort of jet engine technology to fly it around the country by remote control, fisting all of my favourite forum members anuseseses. | |||
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"So ladies and gents...from Friday through till Sunday we want to see pictures of you/avatar with sex toys in! Or things you could use as a sex toy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Big Bertha ![]() | |||
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"Done it, it was tough this week. Now best put this back before my housemates gf realises its been moved. ![]() ![]() ![]() what is it? | |||
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"Done it, it was tough this week. Now best put this back before my housemates gf realises its been moved. ![]() ![]() ![]() Feather bower | |||
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"So ladies and gents...from Friday through till Sunday we want to see pictures of you/avatar with sex toys in! Or things you could use as a sex toy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() yep!!!! Start clenching sweetie. ![]() | |||
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"OMG cute, i nearly choked on me beer at your sex toys, i swear your eyes were watering in one of those pics ![]() ![]() i hope people can read the written note that came with the veg?? lol | |||
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"OMG cute, i nearly choked on me beer at your sex toys, i swear your eyes were watering in one of those pics ![]() ![]() obi's meat n two veg n squirty cream, im surprised there wasnt a can of lynx as well ![]() | |||
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"OMG cute, i nearly choked on me beer at your sex toys, i swear your eyes were watering in one of those pics ![]() ![]() ![]() omg how could i forget the lynx!!! NOOOOOOOO | |||
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"I LOVE the cucumber Sassy!!!!!" its boring, but its my small effort. | |||
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"I LOVE the cucumber Sassy!!!!! its boring, but its my small effort. " love your pics ![]() | |||
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"Well, I couldn't get an "ass midget" delivered in time so have had to make do with a Jubblies Jelly Baby...maybe if I get the ass midget, I can try DP with him and the JJB ![]() ![]() ![]() just had to fab that picture lol xxx Ive found two pictures from a year ago (so not recent) but they are obviously me.. i just have dark longer hair in them | |||
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"bumpity bump... get your 'sex toys' out ![]() i will when i do my nails and make up later | |||
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"have the got to be brand spanking new pics ![]() nopes,, dont think so. xx | |||
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"have the got to be brand spanking new pics ![]() Hmm did I hear the word spanking...!? ![]() | |||
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"have the got to be brand spanking new pics ![]() ooo ![]() | |||
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"have the got to be brand spanking new pics ![]() ![]() love that word too ![]() | |||
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"have the got to be brand spanking new pics ![]() ![]() ![]() last time i was spanked had bruises for days | |||
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"Does a cock ring count ? " think so | |||
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"Not very creative I know. but struggling for ideas as a single guy" stick your cock in a warm apple pie with custard lol | |||
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"Not very creative I know. but struggling for ideas as a single guy stick your cock in a warm apple pie with custard lol" american pie ![]() | |||
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"Not very creative I know. but struggling for ideas as a single guy stick your cock in a warm apple pie with custard lol american pie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Not very creative I know. but struggling for ideas as a single guy stick your cock in a warm apple pie with custard lol american pie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() or stick ya willing in some jelly and icecream ![]() | |||
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"have the got to be brand spanking new pics ![]() ![]() ![]() Ouch! Well don't have such a wonderfully spankable bum then hun ![]() | |||
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"have the got to be brand spanking new pics ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() and the fact i like to be spanked hard ![]() | |||
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"have the got to be brand spanking new pics ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes, well that would do it! And when did you say you wanted to meet..! Lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Sod it! if these are gonna be regular I'm buying a camera when I get paid ![]() get one with a self timer ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Sod it! if these are gonna be regular I'm buying a camera when I get paid ![]() ![]() ![]() Or an understanding friend!!! ![]() | |||
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"Sod it! if these are gonna be regular I'm buying a camera when I get paid ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() or both | |||
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"Sod it! if these are gonna be regular I'm buying a camera when I get paid ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ...'ang on, I'm makin' a list ![]() | |||
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"Sod it! if these are gonna be regular I'm buying a camera when I get paid ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() checking it twice ![]() | |||
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"Sod it! if these are gonna be regular I'm buying a camera when I get paid ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We're gonna find out if you're naughty or nice! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have a camera but I need a spare battery for it, and a tripod. And somewhere with decent light to take the pictures." anything else madam ![]() | |||
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"shit folks we dont stand a chance if FIA gets a camera.. lol" Ha! why do think the last one broke!? ![]() | |||
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"shit folks we dont stand a chance if FIA gets a camera.. lol Ha! why do think the last one broke!? ![]() cos you were too sexy for it ![]() | |||
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"No Olympus? that surprises me, didn't they used to be the bees knees? or was that before the digital age? ![]() ![]() ![]() olympus arent that good i did have a samsung which was pretty fantastic | |||
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"I have a camera but I need a spare battery for it, and a tripod. And somewhere with decent light to take the pictures. anything else madam ![]() A sexy photographer, more nice undies to wear and a better body wouldn't go amiss, please Santa. | |||
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"I have a camera but I need a spare battery for it, and a tripod. And somewhere with decent light to take the pictures. anything else madam ![]() give me achievable goals please ![]() | |||
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"Or this one ![]() cant see it make it bigger ![]() | |||
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"Or this one ![]() ![]() Anyone would think you want to hurt me ![]() | |||
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"Just waiting on approval for my pathetic effort ![]() cant make out your avatar ![]() | |||
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"Just waiting on approval for my pathetic effort ![]() ![]() That might be a good thing!! | |||
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"Lol I'm just a bit slow today trying to do some new pics but its bloody hard work. Will remember for next time ![]() thats actually a very sexy picture | |||
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"i dont think i want my main pic as public viewing ![]() Fair enough And quoted ![]() | |||
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"Lol I'm just a bit slow today trying to do some new pics but its bloody hard work. Will remember for next time ![]() Thank you ![]() | |||
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"Lol I'm just a bit slow today trying to do some new pics but its bloody hard work. Will remember for next time ![]() ![]() its a good pic ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lol I'm just a bit slow today trying to do some new pics but its bloody hard work. Will remember for next time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lol I'm just a bit slow today trying to do some new pics but its bloody hard work. Will remember for next time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But who would be the toy ![]() | |||
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