FabSwingers.com forum: Cheese

By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

What's the cheesiest line you've received/heard on here or in RL?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d answer if I’d ever had one

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Mine tend to start promisingly then take a downward turn.

"Did you fall out of heaven?"

Oh, do go on...

"'Cos it looks like you landed on your face"

"Is your dad a thief?"

Oh, you charmer!

"Because you look like the bloke who robbed my car"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine tend to start promisingly then take a downward turn.

"Did you fall out of heaven?"

Oh, do go on...

"'Cos it looks like you landed on your face"

"Is your dad a thief?"

Oh, you charmer!

"Because you look like the bloke who robbed my car""

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Have you sat on sugar as your arse looks very sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine tend to start promisingly then take a downward turn.

"Did you fall out of heaven?"

Oh, do go on...

"'Cos it looks like you landed on your face" ***

"Is your dad a thief?"

Oh, you charmer!

"Because you look like the bloke who robbed my car""

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

So many

Are you a spanner because you really tighten my nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I’ve received anything cheesy you know. Feel a bit left out now.

I’ve used a few in my time though I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think I’ve received anything cheesy you know. Feel a bit left out now.

I’ve used a few in my time though I guess "

What even constitutes a cheesy line? It's a gruyere area.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I had a great one actually a few weeks ago:

"Fancy the washing machine experience? It's where you take my dirty load"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think I’ve received anything cheesy you know. Feel a bit left out now.

I’ve used a few in my time though I guess

What even constitutes a cheesy line? It's a gruyere area."

I dunno, but I think it’s how things are said too. Cheesy can be creepy or endearing depending on how things are said

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I don’t think I’ve received anything cheesy you know. Feel a bit left out now.

I’ve used a few in my time though I guess

What even constitutes a cheesy line? It's a gruyere area.

I dunno, but I think it’s how things are said too. Cheesy can be creepy or endearing depending on how things are said "

That's a grate point, it's very much context based.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I got one this morning but because of who said it, I thought it was really sweet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came here for genuine cheese chat

*flounces off to the fridge*

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I came here for genuine cheese chat

*flounces off to the fridge*"

Sorry

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I came here for genuine cheese chat

*flounces off to the fridge*"

Don’t be too cheesed off…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came here for genuine cheese chat

*flounces off to the fridge*

Don’t be too cheesed off…"

This thread hasn't left mr feeling too grate to be honest, i've gouda go but i'll brie back laters.

*flounces off with a cheesy smile*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came here for genuine cheese chat

*flounces off to the fridge*

Don’t be too cheesed off…

This thread hasn't left mr feeling too grate to be honest, i've gouda go but i'll brie back laters.

*flounces off with a cheesy smile*"

Steady on! Best tread Caerphilly

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I came here for genuine cheese chat

*flounces off to the fridge*

Don’t be too cheesed off…

This thread hasn't left mr feeling too grate to be honest, i've gouda go but i'll brie back laters.

*flounces off with a cheesy smile*

Steady on! Best tread Caerphilly "

That’s better cheese come cheesy go, always better to Brie yourself,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came here for genuine cheese chat

*flounces off to the fridge*

Don’t be too cheesed off…

This thread hasn't left mr feeling too grate to be honest, i've gouda go but i'll brie back laters.

*flounces off with a cheesy smile*

Steady on! Best tread Caerphilly

That’s better cheese come cheesy go, always better to Brie yourself,,,"

I've really gouda go now but don't chedder tear, i'm just off to the gym to get shredded to please my new swiss lover, hes very mature and strong and says and holes a goal. He makes brie blush

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