FabSwingers.com forum: Being a shit bloke

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.

I'm shit-hot dad, though.

What are you crap at? Make me feel better.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm really crap at being a bloke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really crap at being a bloke.

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I've heard that about you.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

DIY, tinkering with the motor, you know, manly things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear ladies underwear and I have a tiny cock so I’m pretty shit at being a bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rubbish at cooking and cleaning. I'm really forgetful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm better at running and wanking so I think I'd be better as a bloke than a woman.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm really crap at being a bloke.

I've heard that about you. "

That's one of the few rumours going round about me that is actually true....

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Being a shit bloke basically means you're probably a good person, so don't beat yourself up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm abysmally shitty-arsed useless at Fabswingering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.

I'm shit-hot dad, though.

What are you crap at? Make me feel better. "

Ummmm that makes you a epic bloke in my opinion

Tell me other things that you're good at.

if you say, baking, long walks , arts and crafts I may leave my husband right now (sorry Mr P

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I'm really crap at being a bloke.

Leave it to the experts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.

I'm shit-hot dad, though.

What are you crap at? Make me feel better.

Ummmm that makes you a epic bloke in my opinion

Tell me other things that you're good at.

if you say, baking, long walks , arts and crafts I may leave my husband right now (sorry Mr P

I'm not into ending marriages. I'm mostly here for the articles.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m shit at choosing blokes. Does that count?

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"I'm really crap at being a bloke.

I've heard that about you.

That's one of the few rumours going round about me that is actually true....

Your Sean Connery impression ain't great, either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am shit at blow jobs. I'm a terrible swinger really!

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.

I'm shit-hot dad, though.

What are you crap at? Make me feel better.

Ummmm that makes you a epic bloke in my opinion

Tell me other things that you're good at.

if you say, baking, long walks , arts and crafts I may leave my husband right now (sorry Mr P

Brilliant comment x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really rubbish at not being able to do a stand up wee..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really rubbish at not being able to do a stand up wee..

So am I.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm crap at dieting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really rubbish at not being able to do a stand up wee..

So am I. "

Lift the lid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really rubbish at not being able to do a stand up wee..

So am I.

Lift the lid

YOU LIFT THE LID

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By *ristobaltMan
over a year ago

penryn

"I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.

I'm shit-hot dad, though.

What are you crap at? Make me feel better. "

Be sound until you have to defend the family. I’m really bad at cutting the grass though evens out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really rubbish at not being able to do a stand up wee..

Me Too! It is impossible to do a stand up we as a woman without peeing on one's foot or in one shoe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rubbish at many things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.

I'm shit-hot dad, though.

What are you crap at? Make me feel better.

Ummmm that makes you a epic bloke in my opinion

Tell me other things that you're good at.

if you say, baking, long walks , arts and crafts I may leave my husband right now (sorry Mr P

)

I'm not into ending marriages. I'm mostly here for the articles. "

But that makes me want you more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.

I'm shit-hot dad, though.

What are you crap at? Make me feel better.

Ummmm that makes you a epic bloke in my opinion

Tell me other things that you're good at.

if you say, baking, long walks , arts and crafts I may leave my husband right now (sorry Mr P

)

I'm not into ending marriages. I'm mostly here for the articles.

But that makes me want you more

Show some decorum.

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By *enfold75Man
over a year ago

hemel hempstead

I'm really crap at dating.

Been single nearly 3 years.

Have spoken to loads of ladies

Just never get a reply or get ignored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am better at being a woman than I am a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling like I'm a bit crap at doing everything just now if that makes you feel any better? Shit human trumps shit bloke!

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

I'm shit at being a woman. Can't paint my nails, eye brows are not on fleck, rubbish cook, I should have been a dude, I can fix my car, tile etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m terrible at D.I.Y. but do know how to suck dick and take it up the ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.

I'm shit-hot dad, though.

What are you crap at? Make me feel better.

Ummmm that makes you a epic bloke in my opinion

Tell me other things that you're good at.

if you say, baking, long walks , arts and crafts I may leave my husband right now (sorry Mr P

)

I'm not into ending marriages. I'm mostly here for the articles.

But that makes me want you more

Show some decorum. "

In my defence Mr P is sat next to me

hes also crap at fighting but fab at dad ing, don't doubt yourself old boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm feeling like I'm a bit crap at doing everything just now if that makes you feel any better? Shit human trumps shit bloke! "

Eh, you! Stop it.

I think you're skills. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.

I'm shit-hot dad, though.

What are you crap at? Make me feel better.

Ummmm that makes you a epic bloke in my opinion

Tell me other things that you're good at.

if you say, baking, long walks , arts and crafts I may leave my husband right now (sorry Mr P

)

I'm not into ending marriages. I'm mostly here for the articles.

But that makes me want you more

Show some decorum.

In my defence Mr P is sat next to me

hes also crap at fighting but fab at dad ing, don't doubt yourself old boy"

Maybe me and Mr. P can have a really shit fight. Being a decent dad is rewarding. Who'd've thought it?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm shit at all the girlie stuff. I can't style my hair, I can't apply makeup, I walk like Dick Emery in heels, I live in jeans and I'm resolutely unfeminine.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I'm really rubbish at not being able to do a stand up wee..

So am I.

Lift the lid

YOU LIFT THE LID"

Turn around and face the loo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like football, rugby and most sports other than for gymnastics

I deplore fight sports

Fast cars bore me

I don't drink beer and dislike pubs (unless they serve food)

I am dreadful at DIY and most things technical

I despise laddish or all boys together behaviour

I am in touch with myself

I enjoy the arts and love a good showtune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-I'm not a sports fan

-Can hold my own in a fight thanks to growing up with brother and cousins who we all play fought

-reasonable at DIY just takes more than 1 attempt most times

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Dating sites (not including Fab): I can never find ones with anyone genuine, it's always a case of: I join, I get lots of messages and then they're all "We have such a deep connection, I can feel it, please send me $xxxx for my flight, so that we can meet".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really rubbish at not being able to do a stand up wee..

So am I.

Lift the lid

YOU LIFT THE LID

Turn around and face the loo."

That's how you do a stand up wee isn't it as a man?

God help the floor if you stand the other way round ha ha

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By *hubster2016Man
over a year ago

I’m good at practical stuff

Cars, sports, crafts, cooking, cleaning looking after my mum sister dad and others etc etc

( I’m not a dad probs never will be)

I’m really shit at even liking myself or thinking women like me to the point I’ve been single 18 years and not been with anyone since 2012!

I joined here to push myself

And coz im fed up of just wanking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m good at practical stuff

Cars, sports, crafts, cooking, cleaning looking after my mum sister dad and others etc etc

( I’m not a dad probs never will be)

I’m really shit at even liking myself or thinking women like me to the point I’ve been single 18 years and not been with anyone since 2012!

I joined here to push myself

And coz im fed up of just wanking! "

Someone will come along when you least expect it and appreciate you for who you are, and when they do everything will fall into place I promise. Also those are all fabulous traits btw, i wish you could give Mr P a few tips on cooking, cleaning and crafting.xx

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By *hubster2016Man
over a year ago

I hope so coz I love to tease and stroke a women’s body and I miss it massively!

Happy to send some cooking tips to mr P lol

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I like wearing dresses

But apart from that I was in the Army, did some boxing whilst serving. Ride motorbikes and drive, change oil, tyres and wheels etc..can strip down a 2 stroke basic engine and put it back together. Not bad at DIY, can bake and cook, due to the Army pretty good with an iron and keeping myself, my kit and my abode tidy.

So take out the crossdressing bit …I like being a blokey bloke

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet

"I am shit at blow jobs. I'm a terrible swinger really!

Danish x"

Judging by your photos you have had enough practice

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet

"I'm crap at dieting. "

But your gorgeous so why the diet

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