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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm absolutely brilliant at typos. I'm sure people have noticed this by now. It makes me look like I can't spell but the truth is more that I can't type properly and fail to spell check before hitting send. I really should do better.

What is the worst typo you've ever sent and did it get you in trouble?

What is your most common typo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cunt think of one right now.

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Fuck and duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a typo as such, but I’m forever getting the emojis wrong on here. They are so close together!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I signed off an email ‘Kind retards’.

I was mortified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely ducking

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


"I cunt think of one right now. "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Autocarrot doesn't help either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm dyslexic and put so much faith in spell check. Once I wrote an end of year report for a child and it said I "genitally encouraged" the child instead of gently lol.

I check, check again and then check to be sure these days ;-p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly done shitlist typo when typing whitelist.

No idea how that has made it into my predictive text.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Not a typo as such, but I’m forever getting the emojis wrong on here. They are so close together!"

Me too! is too close to and it can make a massive difference to how your reply is perceived too.

My iPhone is also an arsehole on WhatsApp/Kik sometimes too!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I signed off an email ‘Kind retards’.

I was mortified. "

If it was 1985 I'd steal that.

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London


"I signed off an email ‘Kind retards’.

I was mortified. "

OMFG that’s amazing! I can’t stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm well known for my typos.

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton


"I signed off an email ‘Kind retards’.

I was mortified. "

I've done this too Haha

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I very rarely proof read, but when I do, the mistyping and autocorrect ridiculousness is shocking so I can only imagine what my normal unchecked messages/posts are like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't speak, very busty now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a funny one doing the rounds recently, it was a sign at a Tesco bakery that said

"Bakery closed due to staff" shortage.

Sorry for any incontinence caused"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck. As an late english learner, I have made millions of them. Sometimes typo, sometimes my ignorance.

Sorry for the typos, all. I am trying my best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must be hard to type with a boob in each hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a typo as such, but I’m forever getting the emojis wrong on here. They are so close together!

Me too! is too close to and it can make a massive difference to how your reply is perceived too.

My iPhone is also an arsehole on WhatsApp/Kik sometimes too!"

It’s our big lardy fingers from too much cake! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was a funny one doing the rounds recently, it was a sign at a Tesco bakery that said

"Bakery closed due to staff" shortage.

Sorry for any incontinence caused"

"

Best spelling mistake on a sign I've seen was one on a school window that had misspelt the word phonics. I had to point it out to the teachers. That was fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a typo but pictures. Doughnut took some photos of me and sent them to me via WA, I looked at my phone five minutes later and confirmed he sent them, be checked his phone

FAMILY CHAT! his mum, sister and two brothers. Then be deleted them all, FOR HIS SELF ONLY!. I think be managed to delete the group before anyone saw them. He is now banned from sending pictures that way to me lol.

Danish x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Not a typo as such, but I’m forever getting the emojis wrong on here. They are so close together!

Me too! is too close to and it can make a massive difference to how your reply is perceived too.

My iPhone is also an arsehole on WhatsApp/Kik sometimes too!

It’s our big lardy fingers from too much cake! x"

Oh god - I need to cut down on cake and start

Sharing a lot more x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a funny one doing the rounds recently, it was a sign at a Tesco bakery that said

"Bakery closed due to staff" shortage.

Sorry for any incontinence caused"

"

Bakery closed!!! They're taking the piss ;-p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a funny one doing the rounds recently, it was a sign at a Tesco bakery that said

"Bakery closed due to staff" shortage.

Sorry for any incontinence caused"

"

Folks shitting themselves at the thought of a bread shortage. Or pissing themselves at the sign.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Not so much a word Typo, but at a hotel Reception desk a few years ago, I typed in a guest's bill amount into the credit card terminal.

Instead of (£) 540.50, I typed in 54500.00. The amount was rejected of course, then it was calming down the customer first before successfully entering the correct amount.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a funny one doing the rounds recently, it was a sign at a Tesco bakery that said

"Bakery closed due to staff" shortage.

Sorry for any incontinence caused"

Best spelling mistake on a sign I've seen was one on a school window that had misspelt the word phonics. I had to point it out to the teachers. That was fun. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was a work message, had a women asking for a price about some plumbing work. She asked if I could do cheaper for cash my replay was if it’s ass I can do it for £ don’t even know how the fuck ass come up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have dyslexia so my spelling isn’t grate at the best off times

Over the years I have learned to live with it

Couldn’t care less if I have spelled something wrong or worded it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the cat.

I meant to say that I'm in the car...

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

It's as bad when meanings change..'lol' used to mean 'lots of love...now sending a message saying 'sorry to hear about your recent bereavement lol'.. is totally wrong and different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m terrible for typos & not spotting autocorrect.

My last one I meant to say porn but it autocorrected to pork!!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I signed off an email ‘Kind retards’.

I was mortified. "

That should have been the last line on Little Britain as a dear John letter...

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Must type ‘hope you ate well’ so many times at work and send so often.

Everyone just thinks I’m worried about their food situation

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I'm dyslexic and put so much faith in spell check. Once I wrote an end of year report for a child and it said I "genitally encouraged" the child instead of gently lol.

I check, check again and then check to be sure these days ;-p "

That sounds like Prince Andrew's school report!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Managed a busty instead of busy to a work colleague and have emailed acocunts a few times

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

At work years ago I looked up at the screen to find I'd typed the word bigger slightly wrong. The letters b and n are next to eachother on the keyboard.

Even though no-one saw the screen I felt awful about it. Was so glad I noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm absolutely brilliant at typos. I'm sure people have noticed this by now. It makes me look like I can't spell but the truth is more that I can't type properly and fail to spell check before hitting send. I really should do better.

What is the worst typo you've ever sent and did it get you in trouble?

What is your most common typo?

"

I'm the same as you. Perfectly capable of spelling but I type fast, don't proof read and my eyesight is pretty awful so I'm pretty much guaranteed a mistake in every post. I figure people get the just usually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My most common one is on threads where you have to say "I'm in

I often put I'm on!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I'm in the cat.

I meant to say that I'm in the car... "

Is it a Jag, Kitten, Kuga, Puma, Cougar, Wild cat, Hellcat, Tigra, Tiger ort Ms Deeley?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Managed a busty instead of busy to a work colleague and have emailed acocunts a few times"

That might make Busy Belle smile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offered to kick a girl's pussy today...

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

In my old job, many years ago.

“Mother duck and her 12 fucklings”

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"What is your most common typo?"

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"darling". My phone absolutely hates that word and autocorrects to "farthing"...which leaves the other person thinking that she's a bad penny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Autocarrot doesn't help either."

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Im a teacher and i handed out an analysis and evaluation sheet to year 10 that had the short form "eval" and "anal" on it. All over it actually.

Kids never seemed to notice

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"

Im a teacher and i handed out an analysis and evaluation sheet to year 10 that had the short form "eval" and "anal" on it. All over it actually.

Kids never seemed to notice

"

A bet the older kids would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once emailed my boss with a query about when I was going to get laid? Meant to say paid

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

So many me

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

I once sent an email to senior management about reducing staffing numbers. I thought I had titled it shift review. What I actually sent was Shit review

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What is the worst typo you've ever sent and did it get you in trouble?

What is your most common typo?

"

Whenever I answer ‘don’t’ quickly my phone types ‘do it’… so yes, that’s a problem sometimes.

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