FabSwingers.com forum: The Mating Game

By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Flamingos have Red eyes

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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And they can dance

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Flamingos have Red eyes"

Flamingos are pink because of the shrimps they eat

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Flamingos have Red eyes

Flamingos are pink because of the shrimps they eat

Yes xx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Two goats with horns fighting over a female the winner mates the female

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

The male praying mantis can only copulate once it’s head has been removed

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"The male praying mantis can only copulate once it’s head has been removed"

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Crocodiles assert their dominance

To mate

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"The male praying mantis can only copulate once it’s head has been removed"

What are these please?

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"The male praying mantis can only copulate once it’s head has been removed

What are these please?"

Umm, what do you mean, what are they? A praying Mantis, it’s a type of insect.

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over a year ago

"The male praying mantis can only copulate once it’s head has been removed"

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Male puffer fish create large elaborate geometric circular designs in the sea bed to attract mates

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Peacock spiders do a funny little colourful dance to attract a mate.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"The male praying mantis can only copulate once it’s head has been removed

How ridiculously apt!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Peacock spiders do a funny little colourful dance to attract a mate. "

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"The male praying mantis can only copulate once it’s head has been removed

What are these please?

Umm, what do you mean, what are they? A praying Mantis, it’s a type of insect."

No need to get funny I was asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The male praying mantis can only copulate once it’s head has been removed

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Male puffer fish create large elaborate geometric circular designs in the sea bed to attract mates"

What's a puffer fish please?

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"The male praying mantis can only copulate once it’s head has been removed

What are these please?

Umm, what do you mean, what are they? A praying Mantis, it’s a type of insect.

No need to get funny I was asking "

Sorry, wasn’t meant to sound funny, I was just surprised

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"The male praying mantis can only copulate once it’s head has been removed

What are these please?

Umm, what do you mean, what are they? A praying Mantis, it’s a type of insect.

No need to get funny I was asking

Sorry, wasn’t meant to sound funny, I was just surprised"

I was joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giraffes hide behind tall palm trees when their mate is close, then jump out and pretend to be tigers.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Giraffes hide behind tall palm trees when their mate is close, then jump out and pretend to be tigers."

Really??

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Snail sex is quite amazing to watch.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"Male puffer fish create large elaborate geometric circular designs in the sea bed to attract mates

What's a puffer fish please?"

They are a species of marine fish with the ability to inflate their bodies into balls to deter predators

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Male puffer fish create large elaborate geometric circular designs in the sea bed to attract mates

What's a puffer fish please?

They are a species of marine fish with the ability to inflate their bodies into balls to deter predators "

Wow

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Yasmeen can only copulate after 27 pints of Babysham and a kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The male praying mantis can only copulate once it’s head has been removed

How ridiculously apt!

I thought it was a Kung Foo Panda reference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giraffes hide behind tall palm trees when their mate is close, then jump out and pretend to be tigers.

Really??"

I may have dream it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snail sex is quite amazing to watch. "

Do you have to block out a week to watch it?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yasmeen can only copulate after 27 pints of Babysham and a kebab "

What's babysham

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Giraffes hide behind tall palm trees when their mate is close, then jump out and pretend to be tigers.

Really??

I may have dream it

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

A broad range of animal types are able to create vaginal plugs. The male secretes a substance after ejaculation that hardens and seals the vagina closed. These are only temporary but are normally long lasting enough to ensure the success of that males sperm in fertilising the female

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Mating is extremely serious.

One must consider the context, tone of voice, to include an uptick or not, whether your audience understands sarcasm, facial expression (particularly eyebrows). And probably things I haven't considered.

Use the word mate with caution and skill.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Mating is extremely serious.

Use the word mate with caution and skill."

Yeah

Mating is serious

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Lions can copulate up to 50 times in a 24 hour period

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Lions can copulate up to 50 times in a 24 hour period"

Ahh explains

Sigma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foreplay on this site is getting worse, hard to wank to this stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lions can copulate up to 50 times in a 24 hour period"

Actually up to 100 times, but each lasts less than 20 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foreplay on this site is getting worse, hard to wank to this stuff

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"Foreplay on this site is getting worse, hard to wank to this stuff

‘That’s a challenging wank’ - Sean Lock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foreplay on this site is getting worse, hard to wank to this stuff

Just look the pictures instead it's much better

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"Foreplay on this site is getting worse, hard to wank to this stuff

Just look the pictures instead it's much better

Now there’s an idea, just give me a minute….

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"Foreplay on this site is getting worse, hard to wank to this stuff

Just look the pictures instead it's much better

Now there’s an idea, just give me a minute…."

Yep, that worked much better, thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foreplay on this site is getting worse, hard to wank to this stuff

Just look the pictures instead it's much better

Now there’s an idea, just give me a minute….

Yep, that worked much better, thanks! "

Next time just video call me!

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"Foreplay on this site is getting worse, hard to wank to this stuff

Just look the pictures instead it's much better

Now there’s an idea, just give me a minute….

Yep, that worked much better, thanks!

Next time just video call me!

Haha, it’s a deal!

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By *outhsideGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Flamingos have Red eyes

Flamingos are pink because of the shrimps they eat

Yes xx"

I thought it was the algae they eat

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