FabSwingers.com forum: Shake Squeeze Squirt

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A Diner at Pizza Hut was disgusted at the Shake Squeeze Squirt instruction on the ketchup bottle. Not suitable in a child friendly restaurant apparently. He said it sounded like an instruction for swingers. Is he right as regards the bottle. ?

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

No he's a publicity seeking tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No he's a publicity seeking tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twit

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Well this one is all over the news.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

No, he's projecting his filthy mind onto an innocent bottle of Ketchup.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I bet he thinks he's all purée and innocent

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By *un_Cheshire_GentMan
over a year ago

Sandbach/Crewe

I missed all this drama, do I need to Ketchup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, I would never tire of slapping fuckwits like this.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Honestly, I would never tire of slapping fuckwits like this."

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

It's simple instructions. How the hell does he cope with life if this offends him?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

First world problems… he needs to get a real problem

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First world problems… he needs to get a real problem "

That sounded like an offer Saff.

Balls, spirit, head?

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

"Honestly, I would never tire of slapping fuckwits like this."

I'll help you

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Seems a good profile name for someone.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

No different than what you was told as a kid to get ketchup out of a glass bottle…. give it a good shake, if that fails give it a good hard smack on the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend of mine used to work as a supermarket manager. A customer once went nuts because he’d bought a Toy Story doll, and it said 6 inch Woody on the receipt!

You couldn’t make it up! Some people are just barking mad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friend of mine used to work as a supermarket manager. A customer once went nuts because he’d bought a Toy Story doll, and it said 6 inch Woody on the receipt!

You couldn’t make it up! Some people are just barking mad."

Haha really

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

[Removed by poster at 24/10/21 17:30:38]

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Friend of mine used to work as a supermarket manager. A customer once went nuts because he’d bought a Toy Story doll, and it said 6 inch Woody on the receipt!

You couldn’t make it up! Some people are just barking mad."

. I’d piss myself laughing at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No different than what you was told as a kid to get ketchup out of a glass bottle…. give it a good shake, if that fails give it a good hard smack on the bottom "

Does that make it squirt?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

[Removed by poster at 24/10/21 17:31:44]

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By *luboyoMan
over a year ago

North West / Birmingham

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Friend of mine used to work as a supermarket manager. A customer once went nuts because he’d bought a Toy Story doll, and it said 6 inch Woody on the receipt!

You couldn’t make it up! Some people are just barking mad."

The Thai prawn crackers we buy in Sainsbury's go down on the receipt as "spicy Thai crack". It tickles us every time we see it and is now the standard parlance. "Do we have any spicy Thai crack or shall I head to Sainsbury's?"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does he know thats what you have to do with a swinger unless he is one too. Too much guilty wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friend of mine used to work as a supermarket manager. A customer once went nuts because he’d bought a Toy Story doll, and it said 6 inch Woody on the receipt!

You couldn’t make it up! Some people are just barking mad.

Love that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet he thinks he's all purée and innocent"

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This man is all over the news

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Oh I read about this. What a total plonker he is, just attention seeking if you ask me.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Slow news day

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I kind of agree but does he have a point ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slow news day

If he spilt the ketchup he would be red all over!

I'll get my coat.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Honestly, I would never tire of slapping fuckwits like this.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I kind of agree but does he have a point ?"

No. He's just seeing what he wants to see. Next news item from the S*n or Star, please.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"I kind of agree but does he have a point ?"

I worry about the Newspapers who decided this was a good enough story to print

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I kind of agree but does he have a point ?

I worry about the Newspapers who decided this was a good enough story to print"

It's all over the news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was one of those kiss fuck pass threads with a bit of a twist

Start this again with that objective please!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"I kind of agree but does he have a point ?

I worry about the Newspapers who decided this was a good enough story to print

It's all over the news "

Yes

Shall I change my post to I worry about any News source who thought this worthy to report.

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