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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell us what you would choose! I've added in a few Fab extras

Good looking £3

Honest £3

Humongous boobs £1

Funny £2

Smart £2

Feet of a goddess £1

Great in bed £2

Romantic £1

Big knob £1

Wealthy £2

Arse to die for £1

Tall £1

Fit £1

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Funny , smart, tall

Cash or card?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, smart with lush boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

Romantic

Good in Bed

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Smart, funny and fit.

For everything else there's fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good looking

Great in bed

Yes I’m shallow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny , smart, tall

Cash or card?"

Oh I take both

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Funny, great in bed, & I'll have half a dash of smart please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest, romantic and fit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny, smart with lush boobs "

Lush is a great word!

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

Chocolate and a wand. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest and smart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smart, funny and fit.

For everything else there's fab "

Your flexible friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you still get a donar kebab on chips with house sauce at 3am for a 5er?

All of the ops post is obsolete if so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, feet of a goddess, tall and fit

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Funny & Honest

Bx

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

For one night I’d go with good looking and great in bed.

For regular I’d have to re-check the list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs funny bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest and funny that's all I need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much for large chips and some scraps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy with the £5.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest .. great in bed ….

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Good looking and great in bed, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, great in bed, tall.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Funny smart fit..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good looking, wealthy and tall.

I can make him good in bed x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Great in bed

Smart

And if I can't afford funny, I'll have tall

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

For longevity of friendship - fit, great in bed and funny please.

For a relationship I reckon I’d need a lot more than a fiver.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Normal ....and must like pot noodles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny, great in bed, & I'll have half a dash of smart please "

I think I can allow that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm happy with the £5."

Hey, now. Play the game!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest and funny.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Honest and funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much for large chips and some scraps? "

You are incorrigible!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For longevity of friendship - fit, great in bed and funny please.

For a relationship I reckon I’d need a lot more than a fiver. "

Sorry Peachy, it's all you've got!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honest and funny "

I have an average penis thats how honest and funny I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personality !

Crap in bed !

Tall !

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

honest

funny

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Honest and funny

I have an average penis thats how honest and funny I am "

Well you are definitely making me laugh

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By *oveGiving44Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Funny and great in bed.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Can I donate the £5 to charity as Mrs is already perfect

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

If you choose wealthy, can you then use that wealth for more choices lol???

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Can I donate the £5 to charity as Mrs is already perfect "

Awwww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm happy with the £5.

Hey, now. Play the game!! "

Psst... Can I get away with a bribe and keep £4.50?

Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you still get a donar kebab on chips with house sauce at 3am for a 5er?

All of the ops post is obsolete if so! "

Be away with you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good looking, wealthy and tall.

I can make him good in bed x

"

I'm very sure you can!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Normal ....and must like pot noodles"

Scanning my list again

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

Honest and ½ smart ½ funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Personality !

Crap in bed !

Tall !

"

Read the list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll wait until I've got more spare cash

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I'll give my £5 to someone in need on this thread, I'm sorted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I donate the £5 to charity as Mrs is already perfect "

Aww of course. Lucky man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you choose wealthy, can you then use that wealth for more choices lol???"

There's a lot of cheeky sods not playing by the rules on this thread #justsaying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, smart, great boobs

Home delivery please.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I'll give my £5 to someone in need on this thread, I'm sorted. "

Great! With my £10 please can I get

Good looking

Funny

Great in bed

Tall

Romantic x 2 because I’m a gooey marshmallow

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

Smart, tall, romantic, big knob.

That'll do nicely, thank you.

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Funny x2.. And humongous boobs please

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Funny and honest please

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"I'll give my £5 to someone in need on this thread, I'm sorted.

Great! With my £10 please can I get

Good looking

Funny

Great in bed

Tall

Romantic x 2 because I’m a gooey marshmallow "

Yep, that money is all yours. Time to exorcise the receding hairline out of your vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest and great in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smart, tall, romantic, big knob.

That'll do nicely, thank you. "

Extra £1 as you're the first to go for a big knob!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest & Great in bed

A bargain at £5

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll give my £5 to someone in need on this thread, I'm sorted.

Great! With my £10 please can I get

Good looking

Funny

Great in bed

Tall

Romantic x 2 because I’m a gooey marshmallow "

Now you're uniting against the rules! No fair! (Are you really a marshmallow? )

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"If you choose wealthy, can you then use that wealth for more choices lol???

There's a lot of cheeky sods not playing by the rules on this thread #justsaying "

So I'll pick wealthy, funny and fit.

Then use that wealth for good looking, honest, smart, great in bed, and romantic haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

Smart

Arse to die for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just take the £2 wealthy and use that to buy everyone out

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I'll give my £5 to someone in need on this thread, I'm sorted.

Great! With my £10 please can I get

Good looking

Funny

Great in bed

Tall

Romantic x 2 because I’m a gooey marshmallow

Now you're uniting against the rules! No fair! (Are you really a marshmallow? )"

Both in physique and personality. Soft and gooey.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Hmm, not sure I can hit ‘ideal’ for a fiver, turns out I have expensive tastes

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth

Arse to die for x5

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Funny

Romantic

Good in bed

Guess you have to trust them to be honest to pick them. haha

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

Honest

Romantic

Arse to die for.

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think


"Smart, tall, romantic, big knob.

That'll do nicely, thank you.

Extra £1 as you're the first to go for a big knob!!"

Thank you!! I'll take "fit", too. No good having a big knob with no stamina to go with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest

Funny

Smart

Romantic

Big knob

Please can someone lend me 4 quid ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell us what you would choose! I've added in a few Fab extras

Good looking £3

Honest £3

Humongous boobs £1

Funny £2

Smart £2

Feet of a goddess £1

Great in bed £2

Romantic £1

Big knob £1

Wealthy £2

Arse to die for £1

Tall £1

Fit £1"

I will get two smart and boobs are fine too I guess.

So; smart, smart, boobs or ass or half of the smart.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Funny and smart. I can't afford great in bed so I'll settle for good in bed with my remaining £1.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"

Humongous boobs £1

Funny £2

Great in bed £2

"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Honest, Tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest tall and fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got lucky

Mine should have cost £7, but I picked him up on a 3 for 2 offer

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By *aldyreynoldsMan
over a year ago

Oldbury

Arse to die for.

- keep the change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest & funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great in bed, funny and romantic.

However for all the terrible men I've picked in the past I should have enough loyalty points to also get smart as extra x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Honest and funny x

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

You’ve missed breathing off the list!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Honest and funny. Thank goodness Mr already has those characteristics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve missed breathing off the list! "

That's optional

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Honest and good in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, great in bed and fit

Nikki x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please could someone lend me a couple of quid? I want funny, good looking and good in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmm, not sure I can hit ‘ideal’ for a fiver, turns out I have expensive tastes"

You do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll give my £5 to someone in need on this thread, I'm sorted.

Great! With my £10 please can I get

Good looking

Funny

Great in bed

Tall

Romantic x 2 because I’m a gooey marshmallow

Now you're uniting against the rules! No fair! (Are you really a marshmallow? )

Both in physique and personality. Soft and gooey. "

I think you sound ideal for lots of men (and women?!). I may look gooey but I'm a Brazil nut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smart, tall, romantic, big knob.

That'll do nicely, thank you.

Extra £1 as you're the first to go for a big knob!!

Thank you!! I'll take "fit", too. No good having a big knob with no stamina to go with it! "

Good choice

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Funny great in bed and humongous boobs.

I already got her

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By *mileMMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Smart, funny, Arse to die for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great in bed, funny and romantic.

However for all the terrible men I've picked in the past I should have enough loyalty points to also get smart as extra x"

A loyalty points system? Hmm, ingenious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got lucky

Mine should have cost £7, but I picked him up on a 3 for 2 offer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great in bed, Arse to die for, Fit, Humongous boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, humongous boobs and arse to die for...with £1 to spare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've spent a tenner I found 5 pound coins down the back of the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've spent a tenner I found 5 pound coins down the back of the sofa "

Hmm and what did you want for your tenner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I must say I'm shocked at the level of rule breaking by forumites!

So far honest, funny and an arse to die for seem to be in the lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse to die for, wealthy, big knob and humongous boobs. Because why not have everything.

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Smart

Funny

Arse to die for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Arse to die for, wealthy, big knob and humongous boobs. Because why not have everything."

You want your partner to have boobs and a big knob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've spent a tenner I found 5 pound coins down the back of the sofa

Hmm and what did you want for your tenner? "

It's changed now it's 13 quid now

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Tell us what you would choose! I've added in a few Fab extras

Good looking £3

Honest £3

Humongous boobs £1

Funny £2

Smart £2

Feet of a goddess £1

Great in bed £2

Romantic £1

Big knob £1

Wealthy £2

Arse to die for £1

Tall £1

Fit £1"

£2 Funny

£2 Smart

£1 Romantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smart, tall, romantic, big knob.

That'll do nicely, thank you.

Extra £1 as you're the first to go for a big knob!!"

I just planned to shoplift one of those when you weren't looking. Guess I wouldn't be worth the £2 for honesty

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

..£3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

Feet of a goddess

Arse to die for

Fit

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Funny ears

Feet of a goat and athletes foot

Arse preferably smelly

Farty"

Your easy to please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny ears

Feet of a goat and athletes foot

Arse preferably smelly

Farty

Your easy to please."

Crikey

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Funny ears

Feet of a goat and athletes foot

Arse preferably smelly

Farty

Your easy to please.

Crikey "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good looking

Funny

Ass to die for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smart, tall, romantic, big knob.

That'll do nicely, thank you.

Extra £1 as you're the first to go for a big knob!!

I just planned to shoplift one of those when you weren't looking. Guess I wouldn't be worth the £2 for honesty "

Shoplift?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Smart, tall, romantic, big knob.

That'll do nicely, thank you.

Extra £1 as you're the first to go for a big knob!!

I just planned to shoplift one of those when you weren't looking. Guess I wouldn't be worth the £2 for honesty "

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest and funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, smart and you can keep the change.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’ll take a finger blasting for ten bob

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Good looking, great in bed please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funny

great in bed

tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take great in bed then go club with the change for a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll take a finger blasting for ten bob"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny, smart and you can keep the change. "

very kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll take a finger blasting for ten bob"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny, smart and you can keep the change.

very kind "

Enough for a big knob

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny, smart and you can keep the change.

very kind

Enough for a big knob "

Knew it was too good to be true!

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By *9younggent69Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Smart and Romantic are essential. Can I pay for honesty in monthly installments? As I can’t afford Good Looking, I’ll happily take Fit and Humongous Boobs!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Good looking and funny please.

Im not happy with the list tho ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good looking

Great in bed

Yes I’m shallow "

Same! I was stuck between good looking and tall. But I’ll take a short guy if he’s cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good looking

Tall

Fit

£3, £1, £1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, arse to die for, honest.

Oops spent £6, I’ll owe you £1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smart and Romantic are essential. Can I pay for honesty in monthly installments? As I can’t afford Good Looking, I’ll happily take Fit and Humongous Boobs!"

How would you think of paying?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good looking and funny please.

Im not happy with the list tho ......"

Which begs the question - what would you like to see on the list, Granny?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny, arse to die for, honest.

Oops spent £6, I’ll owe you £1 "

I'm sure you're good for it!

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Funny, smart & Fit

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Funny , smart and tall

I’d have loved to be able to afford honest though

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By *9younggent69Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Smart and Romantic are essential. Can I pay for honesty in monthly installments? As I can’t afford Good Looking, I’ll happily take Fit and Humongous Boobs!

How would you think of paying? "

I'm sure we could come to some kind of arrangement. If you were the store-holder, I'd insist on paying interest!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Honest & funny out of that list

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Good looking and funny please.

Im not happy with the list tho ......

Which begs the question - what would you like to see on the list, Granny?"

Uhmmmmmm

Clown shoes

Killer smile

Twinkly eyes

Compassion

Creative

Mature

Wise

Giver

Taker

Conversationalist

Humility

Shares crisps ....

That'll do for now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good looking and funny please.

Im not happy with the list tho ......

Which begs the question - what would you like to see on the list, Granny?

Uhmmmmmm

Clown shoes

Killer smile

Twinkly eyes

Compassion

Creative

Mature

Wise

Giver

Taker

Conversationalist

Humility

Shares crisps ....

That'll do for now

"

That is some list!

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think


"Good looking and funny please.

Im not happy with the list tho ......

Which begs the question - what would you like to see on the list, Granny?

Uhmmmmmm

Clown shoes

Killer smile

Twinkly eyes

Compassion

Creative

Mature

Wise

Giver

Taker

Conversationalist

Humility

Shares crisps ....

That'll do for now

"

That'll be a second mortgage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn honest is expensive!!

But I’ll say honest and good in bed

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Arse to die for and romantic. I’d buy myself a slice of red velvet cake with the left over coin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn honest is expensive!!

But I’ll say honest and good in bed "

I think it's expensive because it's rare tbh

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Funny , smart , romantic

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1


"Funny , smart , romantic"

Then I stole another £5

So I could add honest hate liars especially when caught out .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fit, great in bed and funny take my £5

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Funny, smart, ass to die for

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Not a God damm thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny x2 and big knob.

Fiver well spent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished reading the price list....

Apparently I'm about £1.50 if anyone is short of a fiver...

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Funny x2 and big knob.

Fiver well spent."

Save ya money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since I've only got a fiver I'll go with honest and funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tough choices there Ms!

Honest and smart

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Smart, funny, humongous boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would need 21 pounds lol

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By *iminey_cricketsMan
over a year ago

barbican

Only a 5er? I’m gonna be forever alone

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Not enough money there for me. I’ll wait till I’ve earned a bit more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just finished reading the price list....

Apparently I'm about £1.50 if anyone is short of a fiver..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tough choices there Ms!

Honest and smart "

I know, makes priorities clear!

Snap! I chose those also

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would need 21 pounds lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest and great in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tough choices there Ms!

Honest and smart

I know, makes priorities clear!

Snap! I chose those also "

There is no appropriate price tag for honesty. And smart can be interpreted in a couple of ways so i call it a smart choice !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humongous boobs £1

Great in bed £2

Big knob £1

Fit £1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honest and great in bed. "

No need to be embarrassed!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Good looking and funny please.

Im not happy with the list tho ......

Which begs the question - what would you like to see on the list, Granny?

Uhmmmmmm

Clown shoes

Killer smile

Twinkly eyes

Compassion

Creative

Mature

Wise

Giver

Taker

Conversationalist

Humility

Shares crisps ....

That'll do for now

That'll be a second mortgage... "

Fair do's ...... fuck the rest - Just the clown shoes....... how much ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good looking and funny please.

Im not happy with the list tho ......

Which begs the question - what would you like to see on the list, Granny?

Uhmmmmmm

Clown shoes

Killer smile

Twinkly eyes

Compassion

Creative

Mature

Wise

Giver

Taker

Conversationalist

Humility

Shares crisps ....

That'll do for now

That'll be a second mortgage...

Fair do's ...... fuck the rest - Just the clown shoes....... how much ?"

Yours for a mere fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

Great in bed

Arse to die for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have honest and smart please?

I presume smart is both clever and her dress sense. 2 for the price of 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, funny, ass to die for. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheap here on your list arse to die for.on a guy or a woman

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By *neakypeaky30Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Funny, great in bed, arse to die for

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Good looking and funny please.

Im not happy with the list tho ......

Which begs the question - what would you like to see on the list, Granny?

Uhmmmmmm

Clown shoes

Killer smile

Twinkly eyes

Compassion

Creative

Mature

Wise

Giver

Taker

Conversationalist

Humility

Shares crisps ....

That'll do for now

"

Just asking for a friend… how much would twinkly eyes, compassion, conversationalist and shares crisps come to?

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Funny , smart , romantic"

Snap!

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Funny , smart , romantic

Then I stole another £5

So I could add honest hate liars especially when caught out ."

Oh dear…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest and funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest

Funny

Smart...

In that order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny, smart with lush boobs

Lush is a great word! "

Isn’t it I like lush stuff

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Smart, great in bed and an arse to die for

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Plain = Fiver

Cheese n Onion = Six quid.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want her, priceless.

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