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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

isn't it strange how hot sexy women always drive cute little cars ? which reminds me - the mot's due on my wife's transit !!!!

By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"isn't it strange how hot sexy women always drive cute little cars ? which reminds me - the mot's due on my wife's transit !!!!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have u know my doesnt sound like a tank now ..................... lol

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, opportunities for advancement will pass right by you.. . . .just loved this

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Psalm 129 doesn't mention that at all. What was that about being informed?