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Why do men grow beards?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it to look hard?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Because they stopped shaving.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

If it is, I’ve failed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it to look hairy "

Yes.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Save time in the morning. Eliminates ingrowing hairs. Skin doesn't feel on fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it looks sexyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My facial hair grows at a fast pace. I grew mine many, many years ago and it suits me more than clean shaven.

I have gone through varying lengths but the last couple of years I’ve kept it very short.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Some grow beards for religious reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they want a beard, I would assume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they stopped shaving. "

This lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, and of course, fashion. Beards came back in big style during the Gulf wars when lots of hard as fuck soldiers had them out of necessity. This was embraced by a load of wannabees and celebrities and it all went from there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because it looks sexyyyyy and has food leftovers in it "

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Its linked to testosterone levels i believe

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

They're handy for storing winter snacks.

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By *ickedwillyCouple
over a year ago

Bangor

The wife likes it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it to look hard? "

Why do you choose not to show a pic?

Personal choice I guess same as people choose to grow a beard it stay clean shaven. Or somewhere in between..

I grew a beard when I worked away, decided it looked quite fetching and I liked it. It protects my face from the harsh heat and wind of the Middle East as well as the weather here in the uk when I’m in the hills. Also keeps my face warm

In winter.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Testosterone? Same reason women grow them

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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It's in lieu of a personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeps your face warm in winter

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"It's in lieu of a personality.

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Times two in my case!

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Why do people feel the need to sneer and bitch about the way other people look? Is it to look hard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it to look hard?

Why do you choose not to show a pic?

Personal choice I guess same as people choose to grow a beard it stay clean shaven. Or somewhere in between..

I grew a beard when I worked away, decided it looked quite fetching and I liked it. It protects my face from the harsh heat and wind of the Middle East as well as the weather here in the uk when I’m in the hills. Also keeps my face warm

In winter.

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Wth is fetching

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Because they want to op. What a weird question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's in lieu of a personality.

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Harsh, most unlike you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Extra 10 minuets in bed.

*Cheeper than buying razors, blades, foam.

*Means I don’t get shaving rash

*Religious reasons

*Hide a scar

*The kind of women I like, like beards.

*Hide your face because you’re “suspicious”

Who knows, take your pick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Extra 10 minuets in bed.

*Cheeper than buying razors, blades, foam.

*Means I don’t get shaving rash

*Religious reasons

*Hide a scar

*The kind of women I like, like beards.

*Hide your face because you’re “suspicious”

Who knows, take your pick! "

What kind of women like beards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to look hard"? Nah, you need a shaved head for that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it to look hard?

Why do you choose not to show a pic?

Personal choice I guess same as people choose to grow a beard it stay clean shaven. Or somewhere in between..

I grew a beard when I worked away, decided it looked quite fetching and I liked it. It protects my face from the harsh heat and wind of the Middle East as well as the weather here in the uk when I’m in the hills. Also keeps my face warm

In winter.

Wth is fetching

It means as in handsome I’m guessing you’re from the scruffy part of notts "

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"*Extra 10 minuets in bed.

*Cheeper than buying razors, blades, foam.

*Means I don’t get shaving rash

*Religious reasons

*Hide a scar

*The kind of women I like, like beards.

*Hide your face because you’re “suspicious”

Who knows, take your pick!

What kind of women like beards? "

Pognophiles usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Extra 10 minuets in bed.

*Cheeper than buying razors, blades, foam.

*Means I don’t get shaving rash

*Religious reasons

*Hide a scar

*The kind of women I like, like beards.

*Hide your face because you’re “suspicious”

Who knows, take your pick!

What kind of women like beards?

Pognophiles usually "

Guessing this kind of woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it to look hard? "

A more intelligent question would be why do they shave, as a beard is the natural default.

Its a bit like asking why we have two feet etc.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I grew a rather bushy beard during the first lockdown last year for something to do.

When I shaved it off, I put the whiskers on the compost heap and the birds took it for nesting.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"*Extra 10 minuets in bed.

*Cheeper than buying razors, blades, foam.

*Means I don’t get shaving rash

*Religious reasons

*Hide a scar

*The kind of women I like, like beards.

*Hide your face because you’re “suspicious”

Who knows, take your pick!

What kind of women like beards?

Pognophiles usually

Guessing this kind of woman "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it to look hard?

A more intelligent question would be why do they shave, as a beard is the natural default.

Its a bit like asking why we have two feet etc."

I shave because beard gets itchy plus personal hygiene and cleanliness

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"It's in lieu of a personality.

Times two in my case! "

Yours looks great, it's purely a tongue in cheek comment.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Because they want a beard, I would assume "

That was definitely part of why I grew one.

Initial thinking was to see what my beard was like and see if it suited me. Tonight it did, kept it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Extra 10 minuets in bed.

*Cheeper than buying razors, blades, foam.

*Means I don’t get shaving rash

*Religious reasons

*Hide a scar

*The kind of women I like, like beards.

*Hide your face because you’re “suspicious”

Who knows, take your pick!

What kind of women like beards?

Pognophiles usually

Guessing this kind of woman

"

See- my kinda woman

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"My facial hair grows at a fast pace. I grew mine many, many years ago and it suits me more than clean shaven.

I have gone through varying lengths but the last couple of years I’ve kept it very short. "

Just had a perv, lovely hairy body and face x

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I don’t care as long as it tickles my thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it to look hard?

A more intelligent question would be why do they shave, as a beard is the natural default.

Its a bit like asking why we have two feet etc.

I shave because beard gets itchy plus personal hygiene and cleanliness"

Why do you think beards are in hygienic? If you shower in a morning and at night like most people it’s as huge if as having hair on your head or body.

I mean it’s personal choice if you want one or not.

And there’s lots of women that adore beards. I know I get lovely comments from some. Abd there’s lots of women that dislike beards!

I had to shave everyday but f my military career the only time we didn’t was in the jungle. Because then shaving becomes unhygienic as it leads to skin infections as it’s a point of infection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t care as long as it tickles my thighs "

Is that an invitation haha

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I don’t care as long as it tickles my thighs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it to look hard?

A more intelligent question would be why do they shave, as a beard is the natural default.

Its a bit like asking why we have two feet etc.

I shave because beard gets itchy plus personal hygiene and cleanliness

Why do you think beards are in hygienic? If you shower in a morning and at night like most people it’s the same as having hair on your head or body.

I mean it’s personal choice if you want one or not.

And there’s lots of women that adore beards. I know I get lovely comments from some. Abd there’s lots of women that dislike beards!

I had to shave everyday but f my military career the only time we didn’t was in the jungle. Because then shaving becomes unhygienic as it leads to skin infections as it’s a point of infection "

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"It's in lieu of a personality.

Times two in my case!

Yours looks great, it's purely a tongue in cheek comment."

Which cheek, do I get to pick?

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Personal choice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I first grew a goatee because whenever I even had a little stubble my ex would tell me to shave as she hated bearded men.

After we split I grew a goatee as an act of rebellion, then I met Danish who likes the goatee and encouraged it.

During lock down 1 I got bored and thought I'd let the rest of my facial hair grow to see how long it could get, then it got too itchy so trimmed it and now we are at where we are today.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

To look sexy

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I like a beard

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Growing a beard is not the choice. The choice is to shave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they stopped shaving.

This lol "

Defo the best beard on Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wanted to but thought my facial hair was too weak.

Once did I started getting more looks from the ladies. Maybe looks of what the fuck??? But looks non the less!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Growing a beard is not the choice. The choice is to shave. "

That's a very good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Growing a beard is not the choice. The choice is to shave.

That's a very good point "

Wow, this has changed my perspective!

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

I have to be up at 5am for work as it is, nobody wants to get up earlier just to shave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a actually very expensive amd hard keep it groom and tidy

I started having beards

Any lady in London likes beards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't grow a beard, or body hair but the stubble i have on my chin grows back in a day no matter how much I shave it. So annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me "

Well of you insist what time should I be there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to be up at 5am for work as it is, nobody wants to get up earlier just to shave. "

Errmm shave before you sleep?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Growing a beard is not the choice. The choice is to shave. "

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"I have to be up at 5am for work as it is, nobody wants to get up earlier just to shave.

Errmm shave before you sleep? "

Can still grow overnight it doesn’t stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to be up at 5am for work as it is, nobody wants to get up earlier just to shave.

Errmm shave before you sleep?

Can still grow overnight it doesn’t stop"

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look daft without a beard

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Wanted the look and as a bonus, some nice compliments!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it to look hard? "

Cause we can

Can you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally think I look better with a small beard and G finds it sexy.

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

I normally have stubble.I don't like shaving but I don't want a full beard either so I get the razor out once a week or so.

Mike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has no doubt been created by someone who can't grow one

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"This thread has no doubt been created by someone who can't grow one

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Probably lol

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By *astlincscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Tinsel Town

I love a guy with a beard.

Can't beat a well built guy sporting the viking look.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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I don't care why, as long as they keep doing it

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By *oldswarriorMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Because Jealousy isn't a good look

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Why do women grow them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So they have somewhere to save and keep their leftover breakfast for later..

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By *astlincscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Tinsel Town

Lots of beard envy in this thread

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"Why do women grow them? "

Hormone imbalance

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Trendy

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

You can't work out what they're thinking in their face because they've got hair growing all over the place....

Kunt and the gang..men with beards..

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood


"Trendy "

Spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To hide a weak chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To hide a weak chin "

Love the pics, and love the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why men shave?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I am the sort of bloke, who doesn't like the cold and clammy feel of a fresh wet shaved face.

Beards don't suit me either, as they itch as it gets past a certain length: say 10 days.

I have a face for stubble, this has be my preferred look since the 90's. So, stubble it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To hide a weak chin

Love the pics, and love the answer "

Is that your reason?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they want to OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause they won't get arrested for stroking it in public

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

My job forced me to be clean-shaven for year's remember getting threaten disciplinary action one Movember when me and bunch guy decided to grow moustaches so fuck them so more unshaven than a beard now for year's...

Don't work there now but keep the facial hair but shave it of every do often as well.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Why do women grow them? "

We can’t throw stones without one

(That’s a Life Of Brian reference just for those who don’t get it)

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants


"I have to be up at 5am for work as it is, nobody wants to get up earlier just to shave.

Errmm shave before you sleep?

Can still grow overnight it doesn’t stop"

Exactly. 5pm shadow is acceptable, 5am isn't. Need to look professional and presentable, not like I've just rolled in from the night before. Hence the beard option, it's just much more practical for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My job forced me to be clean-shaven for year's remember getting threaten disciplinary action one Movember when me and bunch guy decided to grow moustaches so fuck them so more unshaven than a beard now for year's...

Don't work there now but keep the facial hair but shave it of every do often as well."

Where's that?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Why do women grow them?

We can’t throw stones without one

(That’s a Life Of Brian reference just for those who don’t get it) "

Love that bit in the film, ...

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"My job forced me to be clean-shaven for year's remember getting threaten disciplinary action one Movember when me and bunch guy decided to grow moustaches so fuck them so more unshaven than a beard now for year's...

Don't work there now but keep the facial hair but shave it of every do often as well.

Where's that? "

At the time Britain's largest food processor.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Why do women grow them?

We can’t throw stones without one

(That’s a Life Of Brian reference just for those who don’t get it)

Love that bit in the film, ..."

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing mine for movember ! Unfortunately beard goes grey bit dark in it but mostly grey

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"To hide a weak chin "

Dave Stewart from the Eurythmics looks better with a beard for that reason.

Remember the fuss, when Noel Edmunds shaved his off?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Why do women grow them?

We can’t throw stones without one

(That’s a Life Of Brian reference just for those who don’t get it)

Love that bit in the film, ..."

He's a very naughty boy, isn't he?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Why do women grow them?

We can’t throw stones without one

(That’s a Life Of Brian reference just for those who don’t get it)

Love that bit in the film, ...

He's a very naughty boy, isn't he?"

He certainly not the messiah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To hide a weak chin

Dave Stewart from the Eurythmics looks better with a beard for that reason.

Remember the fuss, when Noel Edmunds shaved his off?"

I’ve never seen Noel without a beard. I’d imagine it’s like seeing Ant without Dec. It’s just not right

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Because I look more my age with it. Without it, I look ten years younger and it doesn't do it for me, nor most of the ladies

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

Because I have a fat face without one.

Also you can use a beard like velcro when you go down on a woman with a hairy pussy and attach yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why men shave? "

Real men don’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why men shave?

Real men don’t "

Explain real men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why men shave?

Real men don’t

Explain real men "

He just did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why men shave?

Real men don’t

Explain real men

He just did. "

Sorry, I must have missed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they're hiding a weak chin

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By *r. Pepper...Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Hide my double chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why men shave?

Real men don’t

Explain real men

He just did.

Sorry, I must have missed that "

That's correct, you missed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems that it follows a trend of footballers who have beards and then everyone grows one to look the same.

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Ive grown mine to cover scaring around mouth that goes blue in the winter. An not a weak chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they're hiding a weak chin "

Nice copy paste, but you flashed your tits, you did a good job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because they're hiding a weak chin

Nice copy paste, but you flashed your tits, you did a good job. "

What her tits got to do with your manly beard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they're hiding a weak chin

Nice copy paste, but you flashed your tits, you did a good job.

What her tits got to do with your manly beard? "

I could explain that to a real man, you wouldn't be able to get it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because they're hiding a weak chin

Nice copy paste, but you flashed your tits, you did a good job.

What her tits got to do with your manly beard?

I could explain that to a real man, you wouldn't be able to get it. "

So only real men with beards have brains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve a shit underbite and it hides it

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I like beards I think a well kept beard is extremely attractive

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohh I like beards

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Because I look more my age with it. Without it, I look ten years younger and it doesn't do it for me, nor most of the ladies "

Partially this for me too.

I also like the bearded look, mine is unfortunately at a rebellious stage and refusing to look groomed and well kept right now, no matter what I try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they're hiding a weak chin

Nice copy paste, but you flashed your tits, you did a good job.

What her tits got to do with your manly beard?

I could explain that to a real man, you wouldn't be able to get it.

So only real men with beards have brains? "

Real man have not only brains, they have also profiles on display.

Cocks don't.

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham


"Ohh I like beards "

Beards you say? * strokes his beard *

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because they're hiding a weak chin

Nice copy paste, but you flashed your tits, you did a good job.

What her tits got to do with your manly beard?

I could explain that to a real man, you wouldn't be able to get it.

So only real men with beards have brains?

Real man have not only brains, they have also profiles on display.

Cocks don't. "

Dude you seem upset.. do you want water or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they're hiding a weak chin

Nice copy paste, but you flashed your tits, you did a good job.

What her tits got to do with your manly beard?

I could explain that to a real man, you wouldn't be able to get it.

So only real men with beards have brains?

Real man have not only brains, they have also profiles on display.

Cocks don't. "

It's impressive that you have said so little with so many words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they're hiding a weak chin

Nice copy paste, but you flashed your tits, you did a good job.

What her tits got to do with your manly beard?

I could explain that to a real man, you wouldn't be able to get it.

So only real men with beards have brains?

Real man have not only brains, they have also profiles on display.

Cocks don't.

It's impressive that you have said so little with so many words "

This was a copy paste too?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Seems that it follows a trend of footballers who have beards and then everyone grows one to look the same. "

Not all of us. I’ve had a beard since before most of said footballers were born.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Keep it soft and it is terrific clit tickler.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Is it to look hard? "

Eh? All humans grow hair.

A better question would be why do people remove their hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shave my head so grew a goatee to keep the skin to hair ratio balance

Fecking stoopid, arse about faced, question as you choose to shave not to grow hair.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Is it to look hard? "

Because they think it will get them laid.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"To hide a weak chin

Dave Stewart from the Eurythmics looks better with a beard for that reason.

Remember the fuss, when Noel Edmunds shaved his off?

I’ve never seen Noel without a beard. I’d imagine it’s like seeing Ant without Dec. It’s just not right "

On the Beeb's site...Friday, 27 April, 2001, 15:24 GMT 16:24 UK

Edmonds shaves beard for farmers

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Because they're hiding a weak chin

Nice copy paste, but you flashed your tits, you did a good job.

What her tits got to do with your manly beard?

I could explain that to a real man, you wouldn't be able to get it.

So only real men with beards have brains?

Real man have not only brains, they have also profiles on display.

Cocks don't.

Dude you seem upset.. do you want water or something? "

Is this Mums net or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because shaving is boring. Like filling up the car with petrol....there are so many other things I could be doing with my life.....like idly browsing the forums hoping to find an interesting thread

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I've recently gone from a full beard - for about the last 20 years - to a goatee plus stubble arrangement which I think looks OK. I did experiment with fully clean-shaven but it just doesn't suit me. I need at least a bit of five o clock shadow or I look like a startled turkey..

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By *ungmagic10Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Cause they want to lol

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Puberty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Initially - because I was just lazy.

Last long term partner really liked it though. However I used to shave it all off every couple of weeks.

Ironically, since lockdown I have maintained a well kept beard ever since and I think I actually prefer it now.

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Well after reading though the thread.... We obviously grow our beards for others to argue about WHY we grow beards!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

To attract ladies it's like a lion's mane

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Because I wanted to.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Its linked to testosterone levels i believe "

This is what I was going to say too

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"Is it to look hard? "

No, it's because they are too lazy to shave.. simple...(waiting for the hate messages now lol)

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

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By *igerstyle2k2Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Keeps your face warm

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

For many of them I suspect it's because they can

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

keep their knees warm in winter.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"Is it to look hard? "

To look hard? .. wtf ... no, it's as I said earlier it starts off because initially, they are too lazy to shave .... get over yourselves ...come on guys be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it to look hard?

To look hard? .. wtf ... no, it's as I said earlier it starts off because initially, they are too lazy to shave .... get over yourselves ...come on guys be honest"

Yep - as I mentioned above, it’s definitely because I was just lazy when I began to grow a decent beard at about 21.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

I guess razors are expensive?

anyways, I love beards x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it to look hard?

To look hard? .. wtf ... no, it's as I said earlier it starts off because initially, they are too lazy to shave .... get over yourselves ...come on guys be honest"

Nope as I said above was an act of rebellion against an ex who was against facial hair

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I was off work for 2 months about 5 years ago as the result of a bad fall and couldn't be arsed shaving. I liked the look of the beard but had a lot of comments about it so shaved it off shortly after going back to work.

A year later I grew it again and still have it because it suits me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it to look hard?

To look hard? .. wtf ... no, it's as I said earlier it starts off because initially, they are too lazy to shave .... get over yourselves ...come on guys be honest"

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks good and gives ne a head start taking my slap off

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

I hate being clean shaven. Im usually always in 3-4 days worth of stubble

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Holidaying

Men grow beards so I can run my long, red painted finger nails through his beard as we are passionately kissing xx

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Is it to look hard?

To look hard? .. wtf ... no, it's as I said earlier it starts off because initially, they are too lazy to shave .... get over yourselves ...come on guys be honest"

Hell, keeping a a beard in good condition is harder work than a quick shave each morning.

An unclean neglected beard, now that is lazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to look hard is false folly, you can either take a punch or you can't, you can either react naturally to agression or curl up and defend, having a beard, looking hard or looking a certain way has fuck all to do with being 'tough' or thriving/surviving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they were asked to by a woman..... Not that I've ever asked anyone to.... Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just like how I look with a bit of a beard...I do grow it out in winter though, not a conscious decision but maybe it’s my way of keeping warm

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

To look mysterious.

To keep their crumbs in a safe place ready to distribute to passing pigeons.

To keep their top lip warm in winter.

Because they are in a Broadway play that requires a beard and they are allergic to false beard glue.

They like the way the bottom of the beard gently rises up in a breeze like a floating magic carpet.

They can keep a pen to hand when wearing shorts in winter that have no pockets.

It acts as a wind sock.

So, so, so many reasons men have beards…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coz I hate shaving, its a pointless waste of time and makes my skin sore.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe they were asked to by a woman..... Not that I've ever asked anyone to.... Honest "

Ironically my ex Mrs used to but I used to shave it off about once every two weeks when I went to go and get a hair cut.

Now I trim and maintain a beard that she would have loved. So, so much better off without her though!

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Some suit beards some don't some look so much older with them... but p mmmmmmmmm yess he def suits a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a friend of mine grew one to hide a scar on hes chin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To look mysterious.

To keep their crumbs in a safe place ready to distribute to passing pigeons.

To keep their top lip warm in winter.

Because they are in a Broadway play that requires a beard and they are allergic to false beard glue.

They like the way the bottom of the beard gently rises up in a breeze like a floating magic carpet.

They can keep a pen to hand when wearing shorts in winter that have no pockets.

It acts as a wind sock.

So, so, so many reasons men have beards….."

I don’t share my crumbs with pidgeons, they are mine to save for the afternoon snack

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

They're less hassle than shaving.

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By *ance_With_MeMan
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Shaving your face everyday is a nightmare. Also heard it called the make Wonder Bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its part of my disguise - Im on the run. I think the cowboy hat and check shirt helps as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive killed the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it to look hard? "

I shave below to look hard…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I can… & the jawline / chin is fine

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

Because i can,usually clean shaven during the summer,but let it grow during the colder months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they make my knickers drop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stops me getting spotty/suits me

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Because i can,usually clean shaven during the summer,but let it grow during the colder months"

I’m transitioning between neat summer length and “winter plumage” at the moment

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Mostly laziness on my part frankly. Though a certain amount of maintenance is still required.

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