FabSwingers.com forum: What do Druids drive???

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have just driven behind a vehicle that had 13 bumper stickers on it. All of them claiming various things about being a pagan and a druid. I was stuck behind the car for a fair while, so had time to read them all. It got me thinking about paganism and druidism.

It also got me wondering if all pagans drive Citroen Berlingo diesels???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg just laughed so hard i spat my tea onto my keyboard. maybe the berlingo is so they can get the next sacrifice to the stone circle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have have a friend who is a Pagan. She currently drives a Vauxhall Corsa VXR (badly).

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"I have just driven behind a vehicle that had 13 bumper stickers on it. All of them claiming various things about being a pagan and a druid. I was stuck behind the car for a fair while, so had time to read them all. It got me thinking about paganism and druidism.

It also got me wondering if all pagans drive Citroen Berlingo diesels???

Omg if they do then half the taxi drivers up here are pagans....does make sense tho alot of them are weird bassas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have have a friend who is a Pagan. She currently drives a Vauxhall Corsa VXR (badly)."

Sounds like she needs a Berlingo!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

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This is disturbing news indeed.

It certainly explains why I saw three goats and a virgin in the back of one recently as I overtook it.

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over a year ago

This is disturbing news indeed.

It certainly explains why I saw three goats and a virgin in the back of one recently as I overtook it."

Id like to know just how you knew it was a virgin?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

This is disturbing news indeed.

It certainly explains why I saw three goats and a virgin in the back of one recently as I overtook it.

Id like to know just how you knew it was a virgin?

Durrrr! Her hymen was intact!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is disturbing news indeed.

It certainly explains why I saw three goats and a virgin in the back of one recently as I overtook it.

Id like to know just how you knew it was a virgin?

Durrrr! Her hymen was intact!

You were obviously following way too close if you could see that much detail!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

This is disturbing news indeed.

It certainly explains why I saw three goats and a virgin in the back of one recently as I overtook it.

Id like to know just how you knew it was a virgin?

Durrrr! Her hymen was intact!

How could you tell if u were up her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is disturbing news indeed.

It certainly explains why I saw three goats and a virgin in the back of one recently as I overtook it.

Id like to know just how you knew it was a virgin?

Durrrr! Her hymen was intact!

You were obviously following way too close if you could see that much detail!

Nah! Funky's just outed himself as a druid!!! lol

So what do you drive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For those who know how a druid was supposed to harvest mistletoe for potions, I'm going to answer - a motorsickle! (Pagans will be chuckling somewhere!)

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

This is disturbing news indeed.

It certainly explains why I saw three goats and a virgin in the back of one recently as I overtook it.

Id like to know just how you knew it was a virgin?

Durrrr! Her hymen was intact!

You were obviously following way too close if you could see that much detail!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

This is disturbing news indeed.

It certainly explains why I saw three goats and a virgin in the back of one recently as I overtook it.

Id like to know just how you knew it was a virgin?

Durrrr! Her hymen was intact!

How could you tell if u were up her arse

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

This is disturbing news indeed.

It certainly explains why I saw three goats and a virgin in the back of one recently as I overtook it.

Id like to know just how you knew it was a virgin?

Durrrr! Her hymen was intact!

You were obviously following way too close if you could see that much detail!

Nah! Funky's just outed himself as a druid!!! lol

So what do you drive?

I'm a Grand Wizard so I get a petrol Berlingo ZTR with devil horns spoiler. FUCK YEAH!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is disturbing news indeed.

It certainly explains why I saw three goats and a virgin in the back of one recently as I overtook it.

Id like to know just how you knew it was a virgin?

Durrrr! Her hymen was intact!

How could you tell if u were up her arse

To be fair, if he was up her arse, her hymen would remain 'intactus'

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I wish id never asked now

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I wish id never asked now"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you say "a druid" then mix the letters around a bit it tells you what car the drive,AUDI.

And for a pagan just add an I and you get pagani(as in Zonda lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is disturbing news indeed.

It certainly explains why I saw three goats and a virgin in the back of one recently as I overtook it.

Id like to know just how you knew it was a virgin?

Durrrr! Her hymen was intact!

You were obviously following way too close if you could see that much detail!

Nah! Funky's just outed himself as a druid!!! lol

So what do you drive?

I'm a Grand Wizard so I get a petrol Berlingo ZTR with devil horns spoiler. FUCK YEAH!

Has it got airhorns that play a pagan tune!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

This is disturbing news indeed.

It certainly explains why I saw three goats and a virgin in the back of one recently as I overtook it.

Id like to know just how you knew it was a virgin?

Durrrr! Her hymen was intact!

You were obviously following way too close if you could see that much detail!

Nah! Funky's just outed himself as a druid!!! lol

So what do you drive?

I'm a Grand Wizard so I get a petrol Berlingo ZTR with devil horns spoiler. FUCK YEAH!

Has it got airhorns that play a pagan tune!!!"

Yes! How did you know? Are you a pagan too?

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

This is disturbing news indeed.

It certainly explains why I saw three goats and a virgin in the back of one recently as I overtook it.

Id like to know just how you knew it was a virgin?

Durrrr! Her hymen was intact!

You were obviously following way too close if you could see that much detail!

Nah! Funky's just outed himself as a druid!!! lol

So what do you drive?

I'm a Grand Wizard so I get a petrol Berlingo ZTR with devil horns spoiler. FUCK YEAH!

Has it got airhorns that play a pagan tune!!!"

Sympathy for the devil , the devil inside or sacrifice

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