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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Hey late owls, how come you’re still up and awake?

I’m no Jim but feel free to post your nocturnal nonsense here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still up because I had a monster of an afternoon nap

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I’m still up because I had a monster of an afternoon nap "

I think that’s probably why I am too, that and the coffee I had way too late in the evening!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am naturally a bit of a night owl though.

Are you back to full health now, Estella? I hope so x

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I am naturally a bit of a night owl though.

Are you back to full health now, Estella? I hope so x"

Not 100% but much better than I was, I actually flirted a little this evening so am definitely on the mend!! (Thanks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still up because I had a monster of an afternoon nap

I think that’s probably why I am too, that and the coffee I had way too late in the evening!! "

Why you always drinking coffee at night? Haven't you learned your lesson?

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

My son is down stairs with a couple of mates laughing and generally enjoying themselves. Nothing worse than the sound of other people having a good time haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great! Pleased to hear it x

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I’m still up because I had a monster of an afternoon nap

I think that’s probably why I am too, that and the coffee I had way too late in the evening!!

Why you always drinking coffee at night? Haven't you learned your lesson?"

I’m not very clever.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"My son is down stairs with a couple of mates laughing and generally enjoying themselves. Nothing worse than the sound of other people having a good time haha"

Awwww dammit. That *is* annoying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only past 1am on a Sunday morning, not quite night owl territory just yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son is down stairs with a couple of mates laughing and generally enjoying themselves. Nothing worse than the sound of other people having a good time haha"

Hate when my neighbour that works in a bar comes back late with people and they're partying while I'm not

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

I got bored of counting my money, so I thought I'd peruse the forum for a while before sleeping.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"It's only past 1am on a Sunday morning, not quite night owl territory just yet."

You’re a rebel!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I got bored of counting my money, so I thought I'd peruse the forum for a while before sleeping."

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).

My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling much better after a heavy head cold... Had so much sleep this week, I'm now wide awake

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).

My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips. "

Sounds idyllic!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I'm feeling much better after a heavy head cold... Had so much sleep this week, I'm now wide awake "

I’m with you on this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re a rebel! "

Yes exactly, nothing to do with being a malcontent or a guilt ridden conscience, I choose to and can afford to waste my valuable time beyond the gaze of the sun.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"My son is down stairs with a couple of mates laughing and generally enjoying themselves. Nothing worse than the sound of other people having a good time haha

Hate when my neighbour that works in a bar comes back late with people and they're partying while I'm not "

Id throw a pretend party one night lol Maybe the day after a big night in they had lol Turn the music up and play crowd noise.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).

My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips.

Sounds idyllic! "

I’ll post by bollocks to you and you can listen to them grumbling, they are keeping me awake

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey late owls, how come you’re still up and awake?

I’m no Jim but feel free to post your nocturnal nonsense here. "

I fell asleep on the sofa. And now I'm in bed I can't sleep!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).

My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips.

Sounds idyllic!

I’ll post by bollocks to you and you can listen to them grumbling, they are keeping me awake "

Well that’s a package I’ll sign for.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Hey late owls, how come you’re still up and awake?

I’m no Jim but feel free to post your nocturnal nonsense here.

I fell asleep on the sofa. And now I'm in bed I can't sleep! "

Retry the sofa?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).

My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips.

Sounds idyllic!

I’ll post by bollocks to you and you can listen to them grumbling, they are keeping me awake

Well that’s a package I’ll sign for. "

I’ll trade you for your butt cheeks. I wish I had a butt. I’d enjoy riding more I am sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t sleep much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son is down stairs with a couple of mates laughing and generally enjoying themselves. Nothing worse than the sound of other people having a good time haha

Hate when my neighbour that works in a bar comes back late with people and they're partying while I'm not

Id throw a pretend party one night lol Maybe the day after a big night in they had lol Turn the music up and play crowd noise. "

If be afraid someone sexy would come knocking the door wanting an invite and I'd have to turn them away so I didn't look like Kevin from Home Alone or Mr Bean partying with his teddy.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).

My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips.

Sounds idyllic!

I’ll post by bollocks to you and you can listen to them grumbling, they are keeping me awake

Well that’s a package I’ll sign for.

I’ll trade you for your butt cheeks. I wish I had a butt. I’d enjoy riding more I am sure. "

To be fair, I’ve good padding there.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Don’t sleep much "

Hello!!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).

My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips.

Sounds idyllic!

I’ll post by bollocks to you and you can listen to them grumbling, they are keeping me awake

Well that’s a package I’ll sign for.

I’ll trade you for your butt cheeks. I wish I had a butt. I’d enjoy riding more I am sure.

To be fair, I’ve good padding there. "

I only go because of my “women in Jodhpurs”fetish. I probably need an intervention (my bollocks certainly do)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t sleep much

Hello!!"

Hello sorry was a bit rude off me not to say good evening

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Don’t sleep much

Hello!!

Hello sorry was a bit rude off me not to say good evening "

That’s okay! I was just waving, nice to see you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t sleep much

Hello!!

Hello sorry was a bit rude off me not to say good evening

That’s okay! I was just waving, nice to see you."

Awww thank you and it’s nice to see you as well

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).

My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips.

Sounds idyllic!

I’ll post by bollocks to you and you can listen to them grumbling, they are keeping me awake

Well that’s a package I’ll sign for.

I’ll trade you for your butt cheeks. I wish I had a butt. I’d enjoy riding more I am sure.

To be fair, I’ve good padding there.

I only go because of my “women in Jodhpurs”fetish. I probably need an intervention (my bollocks certainly do) "

it’s a means to an end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took a nap after work earlier, paying for it now

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Took a nap after work earlier, paying for it now "

Join the we all over napped group

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).

My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips.

Sounds idyllic!

I’ll post by bollocks to you and you can listen to them grumbling, they are keeping me awake

Well that’s a package I’ll sign for.

I’ll trade you for your butt cheeks. I wish I had a butt. I’d enjoy riding more I am sure.

To be fair, I’ve good padding there.

I only go because of my “women in Jodhpurs”fetish. I probably need an intervention (my bollocks certainly do)

it’s a means to an end"

Counter-productive; I come home with all of these wonderful tight jodhpurs over fine arse memories and then look down at my tummy banana and sprouts to see that they have turned a strange shade of purple and have a “if you touch me, I will fall off” look. I think I have taken “edging” across the horizon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Took a nap after work earlier, paying for it now

Join the we all over napped group "

It's always worth it at the time though, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm taking you all to my bedroom in a minute.

(Sounds better than I'm going into bed with my phone for company)

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I'm taking you all to my bedroom in a minute.

(Sounds better than I'm going into bed with my phone for company)"

You’re already in my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking you all to my bedroom in a minute.

(Sounds better than I'm going into bed with my phone for company)

You’re already in my bed. "

You saucy minx! When you drop off to sleep I'll be in your dreams doing bad bad things!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I probably won't sleep much anytime before 4 am, my sleep pattern is out from having a nasty earache last weekend. I was also taking part in a Patreon hangout and am feeling a bit pissed off.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I’m still up because I had a monster of an afternoon nap "

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still up because I had a monster of an afternoon nap

Me too. "

Should be catNAPkittykat

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hi Jim. I like the new hairstyle. And the boobs.

I snoozed earlier.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"My son is down stairs with a couple of mates laughing and generally enjoying themselves. Nothing worse than the sound of other people having a good time haha

Hate when my neighbour that works in a bar comes back late with people and they're partying while I'm not

Id throw a pretend party one night lol Maybe the day after a big night in they had lol Turn the music up and play crowd noise.

If be afraid someone sexy would come knocking the door wanting an invite and I'd have to turn them away so I didn't look like Kevin from Home Alone or Mr Bean partying with his teddy. "

Where I used to stay, my neighbours had a massive New Year's party one year. The whole block was invited. I wasn't.

Really wasn't much fun seeing in the New Year and listening to them having fun.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"My son is down stairs with a couple of mates laughing and generally enjoying themselves. Nothing worse than the sound of other people having a good time haha

Hate when my neighbour that works in a bar comes back late with people and they're partying while I'm not

Id throw a pretend party one night lol Maybe the day after a big night in they had lol Turn the music up and play crowd noise.

If be afraid someone sexy would come knocking the door wanting an invite and I'd have to turn them away so I didn't look like Kevin from Home Alone or Mr Bean partying with his teddy. "

what if they were only moderately good looking? would you let them in?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm clean out of nocturnal nonsense tonight I'm afraid Estella

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over a year ago


"My son is down stairs with a couple of mates laughing and generally enjoying themselves. Nothing worse than the sound of other people having a good time haha

Hate when my neighbour that works in a bar comes back late with people and they're partying while I'm not

Id throw a pretend party one night lol Maybe the day after a big night in they had lol Turn the music up and play crowd noise.

If be afraid someone sexy would come knocking the door wanting an invite and I'd have to turn them away so I didn't look like Kevin from Home Alone or Mr Bean partying with his teddy.

what if they were only moderately good looking? would you let them in? "

No. Munters only. Can't be having anyone moderately attractive seeing a saddo having a pretend party.

Why am I even saying that? I'd never have a pretend party

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Retry the sofa?"

I did but it accused me of being fickle and gave up on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah sorry I missed this OP ! Love Jimposter x

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