FabSwingers.com forum: Vikings

By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m not sure if this post has already been done, but I’ve got a real fetish for Viking looking men at the moment.

There seems to be an uprising, ancestry DNA and the series have certainly helped.

And I am HERE FOR IT!

Show yourselves Vikings and take us to Valhalla

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

And l am in Norway this very moment

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By *ub_MuffinMan
over a year ago

Mansfield

I'm Norse Pagan

. I also have Viking DNA in me from Ancestry. Been Norse Pagan since I was around 15. Being drawn to it since then is what I would call fate since it's in me lol. x

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"And l am in Norway this very moment

Aw you lucky thing! Norway is so beautiful!

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I'm Norse Pagan

. I also have Viking DNA in me from Ancestry. Been Norse Pagan since I was around 15. Being drawn to it since then is what I would call fate since it's in me lol. x"

This is amazing! It’s fascinating how many people I know have this DNA. It definitely has a pull X

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By *ub_MuffinMan
over a year ago

Mansfield

Certainly true

. What is it that you're fasicanted by it? x

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By *stroboy78Man
over a year ago

Abergavenny

My father was Norwegian hence my odd surname. Moved to Wales when he met my mum

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

"And l am in Norway this very moment

Aw you lucky thing! Norway is so beautiful! "
cold and blowing like a blowy thing just now x

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

My mother's maiden name is Old Norse, and that's been confirmed by Scandinavian people that I've met over the years, but how far back we have to go to determine when my ancestors were wearing hats with horns on them is anyone's guess.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"My father was Norwegian hence my odd surname. Moved to Wales when he met my mum

Du kan ta meg til valhalla når som helst!

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"My mother's maiden name is Old Norse, and that's been confirmed by Scandinavian people that I've met over the years, but how far back we have to go to determine when my ancestors were wearing hats with horns on them is anyone's guess. "

How far back can you actually go!? I’ve never looked my ancestry up.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

How far back can you actually go!? I’ve never looked my ancestry up. "

I can go back as far as great, great grandparents, and that's about it really, but as the recent generations originate from North East Scotland, a Scandanavian connection would actually make sense.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

How far back can you actually go!? I’ve never looked my ancestry up.

I can go back as far as great, great grandparents, and that's about it really, but as the recent generations originate from North East Scotland, a Scandanavian connection would actually make sense. "

Oooh. I’m half Scottish half Welsh. I’m going to look into this! It’s fascinating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have an angel in your ancestry somewhere with those eyes

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"You must have an angel in your ancestry somewhere with those eyes "

well that made me blush

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

My DNA ancestry is Yorkshire - back up to Northumberland & Scotland and from there into Scandavia. Its a fascinating journey back into our roots

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Scottish and Norwegian parts of me from my mums side.

I don`t think I`m the kind of Viking you are looking for though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Max has got Scottish and Icelandic on his father's side and sicilian on his mother's side.

I've never done mine.

Chesty

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Scottish and Norwegian parts of me from my mums side.

I don`t think I`m the kind of Viking you are looking for though."

Well what started out as a chance to perv, has now turned to me going down a massive rabbit hole. I’ve just ordered a kit online

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm just waiting for the Greek chip shop owner looking men fetish to kick off.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I'm just waiting for the Greek chip shop owner looking men fetish to kick off. "

Ha! Mr Magneto there’s a place here for everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just waiting for the Greek chip shop owner looking men fetish to kick off.

Ha! Mr Magneto there’s a plaice here for everyone! "

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I'm just waiting for the Greek chip shop owner looking men fetish to kick off.

Ha! Mr Magneto there’s a place here for everyone! "

You better believe it, the bit foreign looking trend is gonna hit any day soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite type of guy! Although prefer the dark hair light eye combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I’ve never really looked at the ancestry DNA site as my birth certificate confirms I’m half viking as my mum is Norwegian. My jobs have always been as a fighter being ex military and then as a private military contractor. I love exploring new places especially for financial gains. I guess that’s my CV completed I hope I’m successful

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By *lternative VikingMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Steps forward and says heil ok sæl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I’ve never really looked at the ancestry DNA site as my birth certificate confirms I’m half viking as my mum is Norwegian. My jobs have always been as a fighter being ex military and then as a private military contractor. I love exploring new places especially for financial gains. I guess that’s my CV completed I hope I’m successful

My friend, you run away with this thread hands down!!

We all know you're KenStornes really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi how are you this morning

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

From Yorkshire roots, so probably a bit of Viking in me somewhere. I sail a lot, pillaging... less often. Currently long haired and slightly beardy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits and observes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits and observes"

Feel free to come say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend, you run away with this thread hands down!!

We all know you're KenStornes really!

Dai I wish lol… I made the mistake of showing miss Tutu his profile

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

Norwegian/Viking looking men are seriously hot!

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ancestor are from well known clans in both Scotland and Island an am obsessed with viking mythology even ordered my runes for my beard

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I have Viking blood and the beard to go with it .

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Oh good morning vikings and Viking lovers. My inbox is a sea of bearded burley men this morning! Girls going to need a few coffees to get through this lot.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Oh good morning vikings and Viking lovers. My inbox is a sea of bearded burley men this morning! Girls going to need a few coffees to get through this lot.

How many longboats would they fill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the wing woman for Miss Yeuxbleus, I feel it’s only fair to drop in and admire the vikings…and their longboats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have any Viking in me, but I’d sure like some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have any Viking in me, but I’d sure like some."

Cheeky

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"As the wing woman for Miss Yeuxbleus, I feel it’s only fair to drop in and admire the vikings…and their longboats

I don’t think anything could prepare us for this orgy!

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"As the wing woman for Miss Yeuxbleus, I feel it’s only fair to drop in and admire the vikings…and their longboats

I don’t think anything could prepare us for this orgy!

Will you dress as Valkyries for us?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m not sure if this post has already been done, but I’ve got a real fetish for Viking looking men at the moment.

There seems to be an uprising, ancestry DNA and the series have certainly helped.

And I am HERE FOR IT!

Show yourselves Vikings and take us to Valhalla

How do you define "viking-looking"?

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I’m not sure if this post has already been done, but I’ve got a real fetish for Viking looking men at the moment.

There seems to be an uprising, ancestry DNA and the series have certainly helped.

And I am HERE FOR IT!

Show yourselves Vikings and take us to Valhalla

How do you define "viking-looking"? "

Have you seen Asterix the Gaul?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo gonna have to get a viking look going now haha

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I’m not sure if this post has already been done, but I’ve got a real fetish for Viking looking men at the moment.

There seems to be an uprising, ancestry DNA and the series have certainly helped.

And I am HERE FOR IT!

Show yourselves Vikings and take us to Valhalla

How do you define "viking-looking"? "

Beards, hair, muscles one would assume...not Ole Gunnar solskjear.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m not sure if this post has already been done, but I’ve got a real fetish for Viking looking men at the moment.

There seems to be an uprising, ancestry DNA and the series have certainly helped.

And I am HERE FOR IT!

Show yourselves Vikings and take us to Valhalla

How do you define "viking-looking"?

Have you seen Asterix the Gaul?

Extremely short, massive nose, full porn-star tache, short hair, suspiciously dark eyebrows given he's supposedly blonde?

Also... I hate to break this to you... but the Gauls weren't vikings.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"I’m not sure if this post has already been done, but I’ve got a real fetish for Viking looking men at the moment.

There seems to be an uprising, ancestry DNA and the series have certainly helped.

And I am HERE FOR IT!

Show yourselves Vikings and take us to Valhalla

How do you define "viking-looking"?

Have you seen Asterix the Gaul?

Extremely short, massive nose, full porn-star tache, short hair, suspiciously dark eyebrows given he's supposedly blonde?

Also... I hate to break this to you... but the Gauls weren't vikings. "

Should we be more inclusive of all barbarians?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I had some Danish bacon once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure if this post has already been done, but I’ve got a real fetish for Viking looking men at the moment.

There seems to be an uprising, ancestry DNA and the series have certainly helped.

And I am HERE FOR IT!

Show yourselves Vikings and take us to Valhalla

I love Viking women, your very close to me in ridgeway too

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I’m not sure if this post has already been done, but I’ve got a real fetish for Viking looking men at the moment.

There seems to be an uprising, ancestry DNA and the series have certainly helped.

And I am HERE FOR IT!

Show yourselves Vikings and take us to Valhalla

How do you define "viking-looking"?

Have you seen Asterix the Gaul?

Extremely short, massive nose, full porn-star tache, short hair, suspiciously dark eyebrows given he's supposedly blonde?

Also... I hate to break this to you... but the Gauls weren't vikings.

Should we be more inclusive of all barbarians?"

I wouldn’t make a very good politician would I

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"I’m not sure if this post has already been done, but I’ve got a real fetish for Viking looking men at the moment.

There seems to be an uprising, ancestry DNA and the series have certainly helped.

And I am HERE FOR IT!

Show yourselves Vikings and take us to Valhalla

How do you define "viking-looking"?

Have you seen Asterix the Gaul?

Extremely short, massive nose, full porn-star tache, short hair, suspiciously dark eyebrows given he's supposedly blonde?

Also... I hate to break this to you... but the Gauls weren't vikings.

Should we be more inclusive of all barbarians?

I wouldn’t make a very good politician would I

Having a fab profile for kinky sex? You’d fit in well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here for the viking look! Husband wears his hair in a bun and has a beard so he's pushing even more buttons for me right now

I'm Norwegian so it's an instant attraction for me. They always have the best smiles too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more of a pirate

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"I'm more of a pirate"

Say it louder.. I’m aaarrd of hearing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the Viking look. Big, strong and sexy. Carry me over his shoulder type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm more of a pirate

Say it louder.. I’m aaarrd of hearing.."

Aren;t you a rum 'un

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I'm more of a pirate

Say it louder.. I’m aaarrd of hearing..

Aren;t you a rum 'un "

We should also start a pirate appreciation thread! Arrr

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Why can't Pirates say the alphabet?

Because they are always stuck at sea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't most British people have Nordic DNA? Seeing as the Vikings invaded and settled here..?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Don't most British people have Nordic DNA? Seeing as the Vikings invaded and settled here..? "

No most of us have pre Celtic dna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't most British people have Nordic DNA? Seeing as the Vikings invaded and settled here..? "

Very little 2-10% I’ve read and heard from friends.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I look great as a pirate. Great as a Viking. Rubbish as a bone idle husband.

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By *untime5Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

I’m another one living in Norway and have a newfound love for the blonde Viking ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm more of a pirate

Say it louder.. I’m aaarrd of hearing..

Aren;t you a rum 'un

We should also start a pirate appreciation thread! Arrr"

YES!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't Pirates say the alphabet?

Because they are always stuck at sea."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A mention for Fab's honorary viking, ShagTonight - who hasn't posted. His Swedish strength and looks prevail, though he's very cleancut, without a viking beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Irish with a Scandinavian ancestry. Long hair too if that fits the bill

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By *iking.beardMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Yorkshire /Irish heritage so probably some viking somewhere OMG the line but I've been told I have the viking look down!

I've tryed to let most of the lady's see. If you wanna see drop me a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m another one living in Norway and have a newfound love for the blonde Viking ladies

Oh hi

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By *untime5Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

"I’m another one living in Norway and have a newfound love for the blonde Viking ladies

Oh hi

I’ll put you on the hotlist!

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Aww. I feel like Cilla Black making Vikingy matches

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m not sure if this post has already been done, but I’ve got a real fetish for Viking looking men at the moment.

There seems to be an uprising, ancestry DNA and the series have certainly helped.

And I am HERE FOR IT!

Show yourselves Vikings and take us to Valhalla

How do you define "viking-looking"?

Have you seen Asterix the Gaul?

Extremely short, massive nose, full porn-star tache, short hair, suspiciously dark eyebrows given he's supposedly blonde?

Also... I hate to break this to you... but the Gauls weren't vikings.

Should we be more inclusive of all barbarians?"

"Barbarian" comes from the Greek word "barbaros", which just means "foreign".

It may well say something about how English-speaking peoples typically feel about other cultures that the two concepts are so closely linked in our very language.

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By *astlincscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Tinsel Town

Yes on so many levels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure if this post has already been done, but I’ve got a real fetish for Viking looking men at the moment.

There seems to be an uprising, ancestry DNA and the series have certainly helped.

And I am HERE FOR IT!

Show yourselves Vikings and take us to Valhalla

How do you define "viking-looking"?

Have you seen Asterix the Gaul?

Extremely short, massive nose, full porn-star tache, short hair, suspiciously dark eyebrows given he's supposedly blonde?

Also... I hate to break this to you... but the Gauls weren't vikings.

Should we be more inclusive of all barbarians?

"Barbarian" comes from the Greek word "barbaros", which just means "foreign".

It may well say something about how English-speaking peoples typically feel about other cultures that the two concepts are so closely linked in our very language. "

Same as the Anglo Saxon (Germanic) word Welch meaning foreign, yet it was the invaders labelling the ancient Celts as the foreigners.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"I’m not sure if this post has already been done, but I’ve got a real fetish for Viking looking men at the moment.

There seems to be an uprising, ancestry DNA and the series have certainly helped.

And I am HERE FOR IT!

Show yourselves Vikings and take us to Valhalla

How do you define "viking-looking"?

Have you seen Asterix the Gaul?

Extremely short, massive nose, full porn-star tache, short hair, suspiciously dark eyebrows given he's supposedly blonde?

Also... I hate to break this to you... but the Gauls weren't vikings.

Should we be more inclusive of all barbarians?

"Barbarian" comes from the Greek word "barbaros", which just means "foreign".

It may well say something about how English-speaking peoples typically feel about other cultures that the two concepts are so closely linked in our very language. "

No it’s because they found their language to be a babble. Both the Greeks and Romans thought outsiders barbarians. The Romans most hated enemies were the Carthaginians, Germanic tribes and the Persians.

As my Jamaican heritage wife likes to remind me, I’m descended from the barbarians (Norse Gaels). She like to think her race built the pyramids which many would say was correct.

I’d say dubious views of the past are across cultures and not specific to English speakers.

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By *iking.beardMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Aww. I feel like Cilla Black making Vikingy matches

Feel free to match me.

If your not keeping me for yourself that is,

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Aww. I feel like Cilla Black making Vikingy matches

Feel free to match me.

If your not keeping me for yourself that is,

I’m happy to share.

Can I share you and RagnarThor please?

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/ragnarthor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooft! My hot list just got a little longer.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Aww. I feel like Cilla Black making Vikingy matches

Feel free to match me.

If your not keeping me for yourself that is,

I’m happy to share.

Can I share you and RagnarThor please?

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/ragnarthor

In fact. Everyone else in this thread. Blimey! Having a proper look through now.

We are gonna need a bigger boat ladies!

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m not sure if this post has already been done, but I’ve got a real fetish for Viking looking men at the moment.

There seems to be an uprising, ancestry DNA and the series have certainly helped.

And I am HERE FOR IT!

Show yourselves Vikings and take us to Valhalla

How do you define "viking-looking"?

Have you seen Asterix the Gaul?

Extremely short, massive nose, full porn-star tache, short hair, suspiciously dark eyebrows given he's supposedly blonde?

Also... I hate to break this to you... but the Gauls weren't vikings.

Should we be more inclusive of all barbarians?

"Barbarian" comes from the Greek word "barbaros", which just means "foreign".

It may well say something about how English-speaking peoples typically feel about other cultures that the two concepts are so closely linked in our very language.

As my Jamaican heritage wife likes to remind me, I’m descended from the barbarians (Norse Gaels). She like to think her race built the pyramids which many would say was correct.

I’d say dubious views of the past are across cultures and not specific to English speakers."

Yes, that's right – I've heard it said that the Greeks onomatopoeically represented the language of all non-Greek-speakers as "bar bar bar", hence "barbaros". Which has an interesting parallel in the old 'Allo 'Allo TV series, when the French-speaking characters are pretending to be able to speak English, by making a "Far far-far far far" noise. Hah.

I wonder how many other languages have such an in-built correlation between "foreign" and a pejorative?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Anyway, back on topic: I'm 6' 8", have long hair down to the bottom of my ribs (tied up on top of my head in my pictures), and since I haven't got around to shaving in a month, I currently have a bit of a beard too.

However, I also have dark hair and eyes, and I'm slim rather than muscular. Decided for yourself whether that's sufficiently "viking".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a man who could be cast in "game of thrones" myself.

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By *iking.beardMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I do like a man who could be cast in "game of thrones" myself. "

Never seen it but told I'd fit right in!

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland

Viking here too.

Seems there is a lot of us about

skol

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I keep meaning to do the DNA thing, what are typical Norse traits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a beard if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a beard if that counts

I'm going to need proof

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"I keep meaning to do the DNA thing, what are typical Norse traits? "

Aparently the Viking-based clues to watch out for in your surname are as follows…

Names ending in ‘sen’ or ‘son’

Roger/s, Rogerson, Rendall

Names which contain a nod to personal characteristics, such as ‘Love’, ‘Short’, ‘Tall’, ‘Wise’, ‘Long’, ‘Good’ (e.g. Goodman).

Scottish surnames (e.g. McLeod, McIvor, McAvoy, McAulay)

Irish surnames (e.g. Doyle, McDowell, MacAuliffe)

Scandinavian surnames (e.g. Flett, Scarth, Linklater, Heddle.

Hope this helps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a beard if that counts

I'm going to need proof

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"I have a beard if that counts

I'm going to need proof

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I have a beard if that counts

I'm going to need proof

Pics updated

Your cocks not even out over the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a beard if that counts

I'm going to need proof

Pics updated

Oooh hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a beard if that counts

I'm going to need proof

Pics updated

Your cocks not even out over the toilet

I know, I was going to add a sky remote but couldn’t find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a beard if that counts

I'm going to need proof

Pics updated

Your cocks not even out over the toilet

I know, I was going to add a sky remote but couldn’t find it

Do you have a can of lynx?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a beard if that counts

I'm going to need proof

Pics updated

Your cocks not even out over the toilet

I know, I was going to add a sky remote but couldn’t find it

Do you have a can of lynx? "

Afraid not. I know, I’m just a big disappointment

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I very nearly missed this

Thank you op, for tempting out the big, hairy vikings

I shall enjoy every fabbing moment

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"I have a beard if that counts

I'm going to need proof

Pics updated

Your cocks not even out over the toilet

I know, I was going to add a sky remote but couldn’t find it

Do you have a can of lynx?

Afraid not. I know, I’m just a big disappointment "

No. You really are not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate to burst bubbles, but historically and factually, there is no such thing as "viking DNA" or "viking ancestry". Viking was just a name given much later in history to thieves and raiders comprised of a mixture of various nationalities from around Scandinavia, collectively known as the Norse people. Many of these people migrated to, occupied and settled in much of the north of England from the late 8th century which is why so many place names and family surnames in the north are of Scandinavian origin. The vast majority of "viking history" comes from trashy novels, popular in Victorian times. Harold, he of 1066 arrow-in-the-eye fame, was Harold Godwinson, his mother was Gytha Thorkelsdóttir, a Danish noblewoman.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I have a beard if that counts

Nice shoulders

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I very nearly missed this

Thank you op, for tempting out the big, hairy vikings

I shall enjoy every fabbing moment

You are so very welcome

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I have a beard if that counts

Oooft!

Just drag me by the hair to your cave & fuck me senseless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww. I feel like Cilla Black making Vikingy matches

Feel free to match me.

If your not keeping me for yourself that is,

I’m happy to share.

Can I share you and RagnarThor please?

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/ragnarthor

Thought I’d best drop in and say hello seeing as MissYeuxBleus kindly name dropped me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww. I feel like Cilla Black making Vikingy matches

Feel free to match me.

If your not keeping me for yourself that is,

I’m happy to share.

Can I share you and RagnarThor please?

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/ragnarthor

Thought I’d best drop in and say hello seeing as MissYeuxBleus kindly name dropped me

Glad you did ;-p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’m very glad to have stumbled across this post today. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww. I feel like Cilla Black making Vikingy matches

Feel free to match me.

If your not keeping me for yourself that is,

I’m happy to share.

Can I share you and RagnarThor please?

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/ragnarthor

Thought I’d best drop in and say hello seeing as MissYeuxBleus kindly name dropped me

Glad you did ;-p"

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking very warrior like today.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Aww. I feel like Cilla Black making Vikingy matches

Feel free to match me.

If your not keeping me for yourself that is,

I’m happy to share.

Can I share you and RagnarThor please?

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/ragnarthor

Thought I’d best drop in and say hello seeing as MissYeuxBleus kindly name dropped me

There he is!!!!

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Not looking very warrior like today.

Oh my! Maybe that could have been a look back in the Viking era

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Ooooffftt!!!

Jo.Xx

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Love a Viking

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

A beard and a few tats doesn’t make you a Viking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A beard and a few tats doesn’t make you a Viking."

What? Ffs I’ve gone and bought the Thor wig and booked in for a full sleeve. Now you tell

Me!!

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"A beard and a few tats doesn’t make you a Viking."

What about a red beard, red hair, dark brown eyes, rangey figure, insanely firey temper and being near 7 foot tall?

Would that cut it?

Or would I need to add my East Riding of Yorshire and half Danish ancestry as well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A beard and a few tats doesn’t make you a Viking.

What about a red beard, red hair, dark brown eyes, rangey figure, insanely firey temper and being near 7 foot tall?

Would that cut it?

Or would I need to add my East Riding of Yorshire and half Danish ancestry as well..."

No tats mate

No tats = non viking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A beard and a few tats doesn’t make you a Viking."

No you’re absolutely right, I think you need a long boat, sword be able to speak Norse, maybe like to rob and fight fir your share of the spoils.

But I think she asked for a type of look not the real thing.

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"A beard and a few tats doesn’t make you a Viking.

What about a red beard, red hair, dark brown eyes, rangey figure, insanely firey temper and being near 7 foot tall?

Would that cut it?

Or would I need to add my East Riding of Yorshire and half Danish ancestry as well...

No tats mate

No tats = non viking

Viking isn't a lifestyle choice sunshine - it's hard coded in DNA.

There is only one piece of historical evidence to support northmen being tattoed - and that was from an arabic scholar (Ahmed Iban Fadlam) - and that related to northmen met in russia, so not necessarily the same as the seafaring Vikings.

You enjoy your tats biglad...

I'm just gonna sit here and quaff this mead. Skol.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

On a lighter note, has anyone watched Norsemen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a lighter note, has anyone watched Norsemen?

Loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A beard and a few tats doesn’t make you a Viking.

What about a red beard, red hair, dark brown eyes, rangey figure, insanely firey temper and being near 7 foot tall?

Would that cut it?

Or would I need to add my East Riding of Yorshire and half Danish ancestry as well...

No tats mate

No tats = non viking

Viking isn't a lifestyle choice sunshine - it's hard coded in DNA.

You enjoy your tats biglad...

I'm just gonna sit here and quaff this mead. Skol. "

Ahhh skol! …loved that stuff!

I take it back. Being tall, narky and ginger does make you a Viking! You can get a pass on the tats. Just don’t run me through with your sword!

I’m off to cancel my tat booking and nip round to bargain booze

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"A beard and a few tats doesn’t make you a Viking.

What about a red beard, red hair, dark brown eyes, rangey figure, insanely firey temper and being near 7 foot tall?

Would that cut it?

Or would I need to add my East Riding of Yorshire and half Danish ancestry as well...

No tats mate

No tats = non viking

Viking isn't a lifestyle choice sunshine - it's hard coded in DNA.

You enjoy your tats biglad...

I'm just gonna sit here and quaff this mead. Skol.

Ahhh skol! …loved that stuff!

I take it back. Being tall, narky and ginger does make you a Viking! You can get a pass on the tats. Just don’t run me through with your sword!

I’m off to cancel my tat booking and nip round to bargain booze

Fair

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

This thread took a turn

Might have some DNA somewhere, can't be bothered to check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread took a turn

Might have some DNA somewhere, can't be bothered to check"

Yup, a turn straight off a cliff !!

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"On a lighter note, has anyone watched Norsemen?

All you wanted to do was perve on some big blokes with beards and the thread went and got serious

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"On a lighter note, has anyone watched Norsemen?

All you wanted to do was perve on some big blokes with beards and the thread went and got serious

I know! You wouldn’t think this was a site for sexual pleasure. I just wanted to look at the hot bearded men!

. Now I’m £80 down on a DNA kit.

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By *edbeard87Man
over a year ago

Morecambe

I have a red beard and blue eyes, do I count?

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"On a lighter note, has anyone watched Norsemen?

All you wanted to do was perve on some big blokes with beards and the thread went and got serious

I know! You wouldn’t think this was a site for sexual pleasure. I just wanted to look at the hot bearded men!

. Now I’m £80 down on a DNA kit.

Was it worth the £80 though?!

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

I had a Swedish Grandmother(she was an au pair )

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"On a lighter note, has anyone watched Norsemen?

All you wanted to do was perve on some big blokes with beards and the thread went and got serious

I know! You wouldn’t think this was a site for sexual pleasure. I just wanted to look at the hot bearded men!

. Now I’m £80 down on a DNA kit.

Was it worth the £80 though?!

I don’t know yet. It may just tell me I’m Welsh, which I kind of already know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a lighter note, has anyone watched Norsemen?

All you wanted to do was perve on some big blokes with beards and the thread went and got serious

I know! You wouldn’t think this was a site for sexual pleasure. I just wanted to look at the hot bearded men!

. Now I’m £80 down on a DNA kit.

Was it worth the £80 though?!

I don’t know yet. It may just tell me I’m Welsh, which I kind of already know.

Same reason I havent bothered my dads Welsh my mums Norwegian

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"On a lighter note, has anyone watched Norsemen?

All you wanted to do was perve on some big blokes with beards and the thread went and got serious

I know! You wouldn’t think this was a site for sexual pleasure. I just wanted to look at the hot bearded men!

. Now I’m £80 down on a DNA kit.

Was it worth the £80 though?!

I don’t know yet. It may just tell me I’m Welsh, which I kind of already know.

You'd hope they'd dig a bit deeper than that!

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Going to give this another shameless bump too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still here, still half Norwegian and I still love that I was paid to be a fighter

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By *eimdallMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Been Norse since birth having been lucky enough to grow up in the Norse beliefs. Member of a clan of Vikingr, shieldmaidens and warriors alike. Btw Heimdall is my actually name lol not an affectation. Recently became 'ordained' but I'll never call myself a 'priest'. Just a guide in Norse belief. Actually conducting first official wedding next week

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Still here, still half Norwegian and I still love that I was paid to be a fighter

I still love that you’re here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viking’s the film is on telly today

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Viking’s the film is on telly today

Ooh, the Tony Curtis/Kirk Douglas one? Love that film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Viking’s the film is on telly today

Ooh, the Tony Curtis/Kirk Douglas one? Love that film

BBC2 2 o’clock

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Fantastic!

I'm out today but I'll set the magic box to record. Thank you xx

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Viking’s the film is on telly today

Ooh, the Tony Curtis/Kirk Douglas one? Love that film

BBC2 2 o’clock "

Fabulous! That’s my “getting ready for the rugby” film sorted.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've grown a beard since this was last discussed. Do with this information what you will.

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By *verageman81Man
over a year ago

lerwick

How has foxyviking not jumped on this thread she is to die for

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Are there any new Vikings since this last post?

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Skol x

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Love all things viking

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By *abble-onMan
over a year ago

Lewes

I was recently told that I have a viking look about me

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I was recently told that I have a viking look about me

Yeah I can see that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think so lol

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I like to think so lol"

Yeah you’d also look good in a long boat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any new Vikings since this last post?

Um, will you take any podgy, greying, beardless, short-haired, 50-somethings instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to think so lol

Yeah you’d also look good in a long boat!

Thanks? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And l am in Norway this very moment

Aw you lucky thing! Norway is so beautiful! "

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By *oroRick1027Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Did someone call?

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By *ngineer and his whoreCouple
over a year ago

69 zoo lane

I call him my viking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as its not the nfl version that may start war

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

are vikings blonde and blue eyed if so im not a viking.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"are vikings blonde and blue eyed if so im not a viking."

No, DNA studies show they had dark hair and dark eyes.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Vikingr is masculine and denotes a person, whereas Viking is feminine and designates an activity - an expedition overseas trading/raiding.

Not all 'vikings' were Scandinavian and not all Scandinavians were vikings. The Micel Here which landed in 865 most likely contained various peoples within its ranks

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

I'm building the viking look atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like one of there victims of a village they pillaged. Does that help?

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I look like one of there victims of a village they pillaged. Does that help? "

I mean, it’s authentic. I guess so

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I look more like a Viking from the Norsemen series rather than the Grrr Vikings show, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno about Viking looking, but my name arrived in Dublin 10th century with the Vikings.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Do we have a clear definition of what "viking-looking" means yet?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I am norse the god of thunder

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Do we have a clear definition of what "viking-looking" means yet? "

Like a guy with a big hammer who loves blood-feuds and lives in Skyrim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look more like a Viking from the Norsemen series rather than the Grrr Vikings show, lol."

Which to be fair is far more accurate for the viking era

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Do we have a clear definition of what "viking-looking" means yet?

Like a guy with a big hammer who loves blood-feuds and lives in Skyrim."

So no, we don't. Okay!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Yorkshire down to Kent is ya Viking territory, anyone west of Watling street, you’re more likely to be Saxon.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"are vikings blonde and blue eyed if so im not a viking.

No, DNA studies show they had dark hair and dark eyes. "

Interesting so where does the blue and blond come from if not Scandanavia? Russia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did quite well the last time someone asked for a Viking, not bragging lol

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Are there any new Vikings since this last post?

Um, will you take any podgy, greying, beardless, short-haired, 50-somethings instead?

You are doing ok chubby... Do you have to shop in the plus-sized man section? Or big and tall?

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Do we have a clear definition of what "viking-looking" means yet? "

Luxuriant beards please.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"are vikings blonde and blue eyed if so im not a viking."

It's the beard for me.

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Vikings - come forward