FabSwingers.com forum: I’ve just realised the truth…

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It has always been there but

I was blind to see it

deaf to hear it

senseless to feel it.

Guys. Jesus would not approve this place, would he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He might if there was a good beard thread active

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He might if there was a good beard thread active"

Yet again, premarital sex is a thing for him I guess.

But, on the other hand, he is supposed to be ok with anal sex (reference: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rjjh9PML8tE&noapp=1)

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wouldn’t approve?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Repent

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"It has always been there but

I was blind to see it

deaf to hear it

senseless to feel it.

Guys. Jesus would not approve this place, would he?"

He might be tempted to drift over to the dark side

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.

Wait!!! Would you fuck Jesus?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

You mean Jebus

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.

Wait!!! Would you fuck Jesus?"

I wouldn’t coz he has a beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Repent "

Confess your sins, my child!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Jesus Is Just Alright - The Doobie Brothers

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwbGjzF3mB0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus be fine with it, he got up to all types of shit on his gap year

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Repent

Confess your sins, my child!"

After you

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Who knows?

I’ve seen no conclusive evidence that The Last Supper wasn’t just nibbles after a 13-man Jerusalem Jerk Circle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.

Wait!!! Would you fuck Jesus?

I wouldn’t coz he has a beard "

Really? No offence but you are just a bit tasteless, a little bit dull!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Repent

Confess your sins, my child!

After you "

Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The real Jesus has been dead for a long, long time so I don't think he'll mind all that much lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Repent

Confess your sins, my child!

After you

Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me. "

I like chocolate

Dairy milk

Is that a sin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jesus be fine with it, he got up to all types of shit on his gap year"

No one can ever be judged what they have done in the gap years.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.

Wait!!! Would you fuck Jesus?

I wouldn’t coz he has a beard

Really? No offence but you are just a bit tasteless, a little bit dull!

. Thanks you’re not so bad yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Repent

Confess your sins, my child!

After you

Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.

I like chocolate

Dairy milk

Is that a sin?"

Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Repent

Confess your sins, my child!

After you

Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.

I like chocolate

Dairy milk

Is that a sin?

Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips. "

Walnut

Or your nuts

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"The real Jesus has been dead for a long, long time so I don't think he'll mind all that much lol "

And there was silly old me thinking he played for Man City

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.

Wait!!! Would you fuck Jesus?

I wouldn’t coz he has a beard

Really? No offence but you are just a bit tasteless, a little bit dull!

. Thanks you’re not so bad yourself "

I gave up all the taste in the world my child. I forgot all the taste, the smell of wind, the chillness of the tears, the warm of the sunlight.

Help me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The real Jesus has been dead for a long, long time so I don't think he'll mind all that much lol

And there was silly old me thinking he played for Man City

What the fuck dude?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.

And on the third day, he rose again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Repent

Confess your sins, my child!

After you

Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.

I like chocolate

Dairy milk

Is that a sin?

Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.

Walnut

Or your nuts"

My nuts are also holy. Licking those will open doors of heaven to the end.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Repent

Confess your sins, my child!

After you

Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.

I like chocolate

Dairy milk

Is that a sin?

Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.

Walnut

Or your nuts

My nuts are also holy. Licking those will open doors of heaven to the end.

Do you wash

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.

And on the third day, he rose again. "

Well that's a thanks but no thanks for me. I'm not waiting around 3 days for a second round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.

And on the third day, he rose again.

Well that's a thanks but no thanks for me. I'm not waiting around 3 days for a second round

The second coming.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

He’d probably be a twelve man gang bang kinda guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Repent

Confess your sins, my child!

After you

Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.

I like chocolate

Dairy milk

Is that a sin?

Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.

Walnut

Or your nuts

My nuts are also holy. Licking those will open doors of heaven to the end.

Do you wash"

Of course. What kind of question is this? Not specifically tho.

I took shower everyday my child. Naturally my nuts are being washed there too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.

And on the third day, he rose again.

Well that's a thanks but no thanks for me. I'm not waiting around 3 days for a second round

The problems of our generations. We are not patients. We want everything immediately. Oh, I miss old times, old folks.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Repent

Confess your sins, my child!

After you

Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.

I like chocolate

Dairy milk

Is that a sin?

Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.

Walnut

Or your nuts

My nuts are also holy. Licking those will open doors of heaven to the end.

Do you wash

Of course. What kind of question is this? Not specifically tho.

I took shower everyday my child. Naturally my nuts are being washed there too. "

It's a question because

Some balls stink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Repent

Confess your sins, my child!

After you

Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.

I like chocolate

Dairy milk

Is that a sin?

Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.

Walnut

Or your nuts

My nuts are also holy. Licking those will open doors of heaven to the end.

Do you wash

Of course. What kind of question is this? Not specifically tho.

I took shower everyday my child. Naturally my nuts are being washed there too.

It's a question because

Some balls stink"

Well. Yeah. Some vajinas also stink. Basic hygiene. Nut you are right, I mean if everyone care about the hygiene we would not have lived this pandemic crap.

It is not to show up but my ex was telling me that my skin smell was too good. So holy thing about me would be real

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Repent

Confess your sins, my child!

After you

Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.

I like chocolate

Dairy milk

Is that a sin?

Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.

Walnut

Or your nuts

My nuts are also holy. Licking those will open doors of heaven to the end.

Do you wash

Of course. What kind of question is this? Not specifically tho.

I took shower everyday my child. Naturally my nuts are being washed there too.

It's a question because

Some balls stink

Well. Yeah. Some vajinas also stink. Basic hygiene. Nut you are right, I mean if everyone care about the hygiene we would not have lived this pandemic crap.

It is not to show up but my ex was telling me that my skin smell was too good. So holy thing about me would be real

What????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.

Wait!!! Would you fuck Jesus?"

Yes, yes, yes, oh God yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who knows?

I’ve seen no conclusive evidence that The Last Supper wasn’t just nibbles after a 13-man Jerusalem Jerk Circle."

And one woman ;-p might have been a bukkake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who knows?

I’ve seen no conclusive evidence that The Last Supper wasn’t just nibbles after a 13-man Jerusalem Jerk Circle.

And one woman ;-p might have been a bukkake"

Some women are really lucky, arent they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Repent

Confess your sins, my child!

After you

Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.

I like chocolate

Dairy milk

Is that a sin?

Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.

Walnut

Or your nuts

My nuts are also holy. Licking those will open doors of heaven to the end.

Do you wash

Of course. What kind of question is this? Not specifically tho.

I took shower everyday my child. Naturally my nuts are being washed there too.

It's a question because

Some balls stink

Well. Yeah. Some vajinas also stink. Basic hygiene. Nut you are right, I mean if everyone care about the hygiene we would not have lived this pandemic crap.

It is not to show up but my ex was telling me that my skin smell was too good. So holy thing about me would be real

What????"

I AM THE HOLY!!!

MY NUTS ARE ALSO HOLY.

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

Jesus said "Love thy neighbor like you love thyself" I'm a fan of pleasuring myself, so seems he was advocating me sharing that around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has always been there but

I was blind to see it

deaf to hear it

senseless to feel it.

Guys. Jesus would not approve this place, would he?"

He does not judge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MY NUTS ARE ALSO HOLY. "

You need to get them seen to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a sinner and proud off it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Repent

Confess your sins, my child!

After you

Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.

I like chocolate

Dairy milk

Is that a sin?

Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.

Walnut

Or your nuts

My nuts are also holy. Licking those will open doors of heaven to the end.

Do you wash

Of course. What kind of question is this? Not specifically tho.

I took shower everyday my child. Naturally my nuts are being washed there too.

It's a question because

Some balls stink

Well. Yeah. Some vajinas also stink. Basic hygiene. Nut you are right, I mean if everyone care about the hygiene we would not have lived this pandemic crap.

It is not to show up but my ex was telling me that my skin smell was too good. So holy thing about me would be real

What????

I AM THE HOLY!!!

MY NUTS ARE ALSO HOLY. "

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

My neighbours wife has a nice ass

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

You don't know he wouldn't approve. Still waiting for the 2nd cumming

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My neighbours hubby has a nice ass

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It has always been there but

I was blind to see it

deaf to hear it

senseless to feel it.

Guys. Jesus would not approve this place, would he?

He does not judge "

Nah, we leave that to Rinder, Judy, Romnesh or Dredd amongst others

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MY NUTS ARE ALSO HOLY.

You need to get them seen to. "

Only the people who deserve to see them can see them my child.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My neighbours hubby has a nice ass

Ok"

Which one?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"It has always been there but

I was blind to see it

deaf to hear it

senseless to feel it.

Guys. Jesus would not approve this place, would he?"

It’s only coverting they neighbours ox if the neighbour doesn’t know about it….

If they know about it then it’s sharing an admiration

…. And there ends today’s lesson

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My neighbours hubby has a nice ass

Which one?"

Your neighbour

You tell me

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My neighbours hubby has a nice ass

Which one?

Your neighbour

You tell me"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My neighbours hubby has a nice ass

Which one?

Your neighbour

You tell me

No"

Your secret lover

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Perhaps I should wear a crown of thorns. As I scratch my head with what I read on here.

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