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"Someone just offered to suck my gspot ... Tell your experiences with failed anatomy/biology. "You should have bet them £50 they couldnt do it  | |||
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"Someone offered to fuck my man pussy… " Pah ha ha ha!! | |||
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"T here. I was a Midwife for 25 years. Three times I heard women say they weren't going to breastfeed because they didn't want their nipples poked with a needle. In response to telling a father he had a son, he asked me how I knew. I lifted the baby up and he said "oh, I didn't think they grew until later"." Wow... | |||
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"I love the unsolicited stories that guys send that make zero sense! 'I fuck you from behind as we kiss passionately, staring straight into each others eyes. One hand on your throat, one on your clit, one in your ass. As I pull out and cum on your tits, you squirt all over my face.' Dafuq kinda mutants are we ??!!"Made us laugh 
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"I love the unsolicited stories that guys send that make zero sense! 'I fuck you from behind as we kiss passionately, staring straight into each others eyes. One hand on your throat, one on your clit, one in your ass. As I pull out and cum on your tits, you squirt all over my face.' Dafuq kinda mutants are we ??!!"Waaa, this has reminded me of a nonsense rhyme my gran taught me. "one fine day in the middle of the night" | |||
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"I love the unsolicited stories that guys send that make zero sense! 'I fuck you from behind as we kiss passionately, staring straight into each others eyes. One hand on your throat, one on your clit, one in your ass. As I pull out and cum on your tits, you squirt all over my face.' Dafuq kinda mutants are we ??!!
Waaa, this has reminded me of a nonsense rhyme my gran taught me. "one fine day in the middle of the night"
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"T here. I was a Midwife for 25 years. Three times I heard women say they weren't going to breastfeed because they didn't want their nipples poked with a needle. In response to telling a father he had a son, he asked me how I knew. I lifted the baby up and he said "oh, I didn't think they grew until later"." Outstanding | |||
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"I love the unsolicited stories that guys send that make zero sense! 'I fuck you from behind as we kiss passionately, staring straight into each others eyes. One hand on your throat, one on your clit, one in your ass. As I pull out and cum on your tits, you squirt all over my face.' Dafuq kinda mutants are we ??!!"Sounds like a Picasso portrait! | |||
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"I love the unsolicited stories that guys send that make zero sense! 'I fuck you from behind as we kiss passionately, staring straight into each others eyes. One hand on your throat, one on your clit, one in your ass. As I pull out and cum on your tits, you squirt all over my face.' Dafuq kinda mutants are we ??!!"I don't know but I'm rock hard now | |||
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"I love the unsolicited stories that guys send that make zero sense! 'I fuck you from behind as we kiss passionately, staring straight into each others eyes. One hand on your throat, one on your clit, one in your ass. As I pull out and cum on your tits, you squirt all over my face.' Dafuq kinda mutants are we ??!!
Waaa, this has reminded me of a nonsense rhyme my gran taught me. "one fine day in the middle of the night"
Two dead men got up to fight?
My dad used to tell us that when we were kids.
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"I love the unsolicited stories that guys send that make zero sense! 'I fuck you from behind as we kiss passionately, staring straight into each others eyes. One hand on your throat, one on your clit, one in your ass. As I pull out and cum on your tits, you squirt all over my face.' Dafuq kinda mutants are we ??!!
Waaa, this has reminded me of a nonsense rhyme my gran taught me. "one fine day in the middle of the night"
Two dead men got up to fight?
My dad used to tell us that when we were kids.
Mr
That's the one I loved it as a kid "Thanks for that - it is a nice memory. Mr | |||
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"I love the unsolicited stories that guys send that make zero sense! 'I fuck you from behind as we kiss passionately, staring straight into each others eyes. One hand on your throat, one on your clit, one in your ass. As I pull out and cum on your tits, you squirt all over my face.' Dafuq kinda mutants are we ??!!"Octopus contortionist mutant? | |||
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"I love the unsolicited stories that guys send that make zero sense! 'I fuck you from behind as we kiss passionately, staring straight into each others eyes. One hand on your throat, one on your clit, one in your ass. As I pull out and cum on your tits, you squirt all over my face.' Dafuq kinda mutants are we ??!!
Octopus contortionist mutant? "That can be my new Halloween username | |||
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"Not biology but I was in bed with a lass in a maids outfit when she told me to get the vibrator out of the drawer. It was a cheap copy of a rabbit and when I turned it on it made a loud wirrrring sound and had disco lights in it." Disco rabbit.... Nice | |||
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"Not biology but I was in bed with a lass in a maids outfit when she told me to get the vibrator out of the drawer. It was a cheap copy of a rabbit and when I turned it on it made a loud wirrrring sound and had disco lights in it. Disco rabbit.... Nice " Still managed to 'stay alive' | |||
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"Sorry to go off topic OP but my favourite story started with me wearing green tights and a red dress - I couldn't even concentrate on the content after that. It wasn't even Christmas! " oh my this is hilarious! | |||
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"I love the unsolicited stories that guys send that make zero sense! 'I fuck you from behind as we kiss passionately, staring straight into each others eyes. One hand on your throat, one on your clit, one in your ass. As I pull out and cum on your tits, you squirt all over my face.' Dafuq kinda mutants are we ??!!"*Applause* | |||
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"I love the unsolicited stories that guys send that make zero sense! 'I fuck you from behind as we kiss passionately, staring straight into each others eyes. One hand on your throat, one on your clit, one in your ass. As I pull out and cum on your tits, you squirt all over my face.' Dafuq kinda mutants are we ??!!
Waaa, this has reminded me of a nonsense rhyme my gran taught me. "one fine day in the middle of the night"
Two dead men got up to fight?
My dad used to tell us that when we were kids.
Mr
That's the one I loved it as a kid
Thanks for that - it is a nice memory.
Mr"My Grandad taught me this one: It was Christmas Day in the trenches, And the snow was raining fast. A barefooted man with clogs on, Stood sitting on the grass. He went round a straight crooked corner, And saw a dead donkey die. So he took out his penknife and shot it, And it gave him one back in the eye! I'll never tire of reciting it  | |||
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"Someone just offered to suck my gspot ... Tell your experiences with failed anatomy/biology. "What is that guy from beetle juice with the tiny head, by any chance? | |||
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Why? You on the pill?"No it’s biologically inpossble or in less it’s a act off god and a true miracle happens | |||
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"The can I get you pregnant messages on here that I get
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No it’s biologically inpossble or in less it’s a act off god and a true miracle happens "Immaculate conception | |||
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"The can I get you pregnant messages on here that I get
Why? You on the pill?
No it’s biologically inpossble or in less it’s a act off god and a true miracle happens
Immaculate conception"Yes sis I would need to be xxxx | |||
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"The can I get you pregnant messages on here that I get
Why? You on the pill?
No it’s biologically inpossble or in less it’s a act off god and a true miracle happens
Immaculate conception
Yes sis I would need to be xxxx"Xxx | |||
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