FabSwingers.com forum: Name something in your house that makes a lot of noise

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The voices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My washing machine, sounds like it's taking off half the time

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By *rangesmartieWoman
over a year ago

Devon

My children, who appear not to have indoor voices factory fitted.

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"My washing machine, sounds like it's taking off half the time

Haha this is a good one, mine too so so loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aside from me?

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By *ollipop88888Couple
over a year ago

norwich

My bean grinder….coffee that is x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My washing machine, sounds like it's taking off half the time

Haha this is a good one, mine too so so loud! "

Aren't they! I've even tried sitting on it to stifle the sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dripping tap I have been unable to fix for 3 years and is now almost a stream than a drip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bed worn the springs down it’s seen more action than a world war 2 solder on the beach off normaday

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"The bed worn the springs down it’s seen more action than a world war 2 solder on the beach off normaday

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you hussey xx

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

The fucking student neighbours!!

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"My washing machine, sounds like it's taking off half the time

Haha this is a good one, mine too so so loud!

Aren't they! I've even tried sitting on it to stifle the sound

Haha very good! Funny...I bet you have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her ladyship says my arse. I don't think that comes anywhere close to the volume that comes from her mouth ...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Tea Monkey

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

The pub next door, I have to go round and tell them to be quiet and then after 3 pints I forget what I went in there for

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"The pub next door, I have to go round and tell them to be quiet and then after 3 pints I forget what I went in there for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 24 personalities?

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"The dripping tap I have been unable to fix for 3 years and is now almost a stream than a drip"

Did ours in the week, plus the ballcock in the loft. £64, 1/2 hour job. But will save £'s on non wasted water in the long run.

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

My knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My washing machine, sounds like it's taking off half the time

Haha this is a good one, mine too so so loud!

Aren't they! I've even tried sitting on it to stifle the sound

Haha very good! Funny...I bet you have! "

Problem was I ended up making more noise than it did

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"My washing machine, sounds like it's taking off half the time

Haha this is a good one, mine too so so loud!

Aren't they! I've even tried sitting on it to stifle the sound

Haha very good! Funny...I bet you have!

Problem was I ended up making more noise than it did

Lol how is that a problem though??? It's good!

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By *wig1963Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm a plumber in Spain but from Glasgow don't you love them ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me .

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Me when I have remote working IT problems. Aaaaahhhhhhh

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By *egan_CDTV/TS
over a year ago

In the closet

The dog when he thinks he’s not getting enough attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kids. Even the gaffa tape isn’t effective

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

My Kriss Vector GBB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bed worn the springs down it’s seen more action than a world war 2 solder on the beach off normaday

you hussey xx

Yip I am that and love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

My dog

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

The kids, the dog

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By *r Rubba LoverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

The 'tamper' alarm on the house alarm when the power stations switch over and spike the mains electric...

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

My music system……… would be rude not to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Stairs

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Erm.... me

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Nothing is as loud as the toilet flushing.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The dishwasher she is always making a noise......

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Stairs "

Loving your hair. Looks so sexy shiny

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Stairs

Loving your hair. Looks so sexy shiny

Thankyou xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I'm full of man flu/covid its me at the moment. Coughing and wheezing around the house

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Me. I have sleep apnoea & use a cpap machine. I snore like a foghorn but could die without it

J x

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

My mum who has vascular dementia, and yells for me in the middle of the night to come and help somebody that died half a century ago. Welcome to my crazy life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog! Not barky noises but grumbly whiney noises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One pipe when the heating is one. Gets on my moobs but such a faff to take the floorboards up and fix it.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The range extractor fan… frequency and pitch does my dome in..,..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Child

Back door

The clock in the living room

My laptop when I forget the volume has been cranked up (salsa music, not sorry

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By *est Mims LookingCouple
over a year ago

Crofton

My basset hounds

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By *hunkymonkey81Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Me when i cum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing machine! It dies like tonlet you know it's finished, it beeps every minute for about 10 minutes

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Aside from me?

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Your excellent profile and online presence inevitably means that you are inundated with a colosal number of messages, from which to choose. An enviable scenario!

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Fecking alarm clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My love honey wand on full power accompanied by me orgasming

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By *tsbudahMan
over a year ago

ely

My fooken lodger going to work at 5am

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Me hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smoke alarm when I forget to shut the bathroom door and have a shower, it seems to go off easier the earlier it is in the morning. Poor neighbours

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

"Aside from me?

xx"

Who doesn't love a noisy woman

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"The smoke alarm when I forget to shut the bathroom door and have a shower, it seems to go off easier the earlier it is in the morning. Poor neighbours

Soon find out when you pop outside and they give you evil glares lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stiletto heels on the tiled kitchen floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The silence. It's deafening.

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